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CelebritiesRe: Breaking News: Omawumi Gives Birth To Baby Girl by Konjour(m): 12:39pm On Jun 18, 2011
She gave birth to a Child whose Father's identity remains anonymous, She a'int married,innit? huh undecided
RomanceRe: Any Luck Finding Your Ideal Nigerian Man Online by Konjour(m): 12:48am On Jun 13, 2011
Ideal Nigerian manhuh? huh undecided Onlinehuh shocked shocked embarassed grin lipsrsealed
SportsRe: Top Football Players To Honour Kanu Nwankwo by Konjour(m): 8:10pm On Jun 11, 2011
Kudos to the Nigerian and Arsenal LEGEND, He deserves all the credit and glory that has been accrued to him. If i was to ever be a footballer, he's

gon be my idol. He embodies the epitome of simplicity and level-headedness which is not a common trait in modern footballers. GO PAPI!

FOR ME, You're always gon' among the best 3 to ever emerge from the African continent. smiley

Christianity EtcRe: Forbes: The Five Richest Pastors In Nigeria by Konjour(m): 6:49pm On Jun 09, 2011
T.B Joshua might be one of the richest pastors in Nigeria, but his giving to the needy sets him on a different pedestal to the other components of the

bunch. He's an exemplary pastor, if you ask in all ramifications. He's one of the FEW Men of God that makes me believe that you don't have to be able

to speak three European languages, have a half-baked Scottish Gaelic accent, own four Jets, or own Scores of expensive Educational institutions to  

make the presence of God manifest in your Church. He might have his personal shortcomings, but the ones i know of are as negligible as possible to  

the ones of his colleagues. The rest of them lot on the poster's list a'int gonna command two iotas of respect from me. However, it is always good to

know that the God I serve lives in my heart and not necessarily within the confines of a Church. cool
SportsRe: Nigeria Goalie Vincent Enyeama Joins Lille by Konjour(m): 7:02pm On Jun 08, 2011
Great! Another Nigerian player is gonna hopefully feature in the world's most intriguing football tournament. I wish him the very best of luck there, and for real, I'd definitely prefer to be a back up to Landreu in the team of the French champions in the UCL;than be the ultra first-choice in a mid table club in the Israeli football league!
CrimeRe: NURTW Clash In Ibadan: 20 Dead, 33 Injured, 25 Arrested by Konjour(m): 8:01pm On Jun 06, 2011
[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=683770.msg8465529#msg8465529 date=1307372876]undecided

Why we allow NURTW to control public spaces, run city bus-stations and then run amok shooting and killing people is beyond me. And we are "really smart" o?
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[img]http://locatinghelsinki.files./2007/08/kamppi.jpg[/img][/quote]^^^Fact. Lived in Chennai for about 3 years and never experienced any form of hostility among the Transport workers there, talk less of wielding

guns and cutlasses!, (Even though roughly 70% of their drivers were sextuagenarians and you had to leave your seat for any woman that comes in

if there are no vacant seats left). angry That aside, the journalist seemed to apply a sarcastic metaphor when he/she published the statement of that

dumb-ass policeman, claiming the journalists should have arrived earlier, shocked embarassed grin It might not be as simple as it seems, but when such apparent

money making ventures as these kinda motor parks keep becoming hotspots for bloodshed, a government crackdown and takeover is always the

best option, unless the governor himself is a disguised member of one of the said factions at loggerheads. undecided
GamingRe: Battlefield 3: Best Game To Be Released? by Konjour(m): 11:56pm On May 29, 2011
Battlefield II(Bad company) is still the best first-person game i'v ever played in my entire life. Its just super-awesome. I've finished it in the Easy,

Normal and the Veterans' mode and i'm still wishing there was some more. The only kill-joy its giving me is the fact that the storyline looks very, very

short to me, perhaps cuz i'm through with it, though i often play it all over again anytime i feel bored. I've played a host of them COD and Metal Gear

series, but Battlefield II remains unequalled by quite a large gap. The prospect of a Battlefield III only makes it more exciting and unbelievable. The only

one that comes close for me is the God of war III (Trilogy). But overall, Sweets, Hags, Marlowe and Sarge are the best! Now,you're gonna make wanna

go play me some more battlefield! OORAH!!!!!!!!! wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Phew by Konjour(m): 12:06am On May 24, 2011
ladygemini:
then you guys were hanging out at night and gbam!!!!!, there was this emotional feeling and you were like phewwww!!!!!!!
huh huh undecided lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by Konjour(m): 12:00am On May 24, 2011
is surprised that the female answers on here are relatively short to a spectacular one i came across on facebook a couple of days ago cuz that one

would fill up a 15 page-textbook. shocked grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Money-conscious? by Konjour(m): 11:41pm On May 23, 2011
I guess the poster wasn't expecting an answer to his original post, perhaps he was merely airing his views, cuz i can't think of any suitable or relevant

answer that would answer that ''question.'' undecided However,in such situations you'd likely get what you consciously or subconsciously bargained for,

Money-conscious girls (and even super Money-conscious guys) can be found in every nook and cranny of the galaxy and the milky way.

When you're in the dark in the tropics, and you don't want to be a tourist attraction site for insects, you simply do not turn on the light. cool
RomanceRe: Shoppers' Shock As Man Proposes In Mall Food Court: And Is Rejected! by Konjour(m): 1:08am On May 20, 2011
WTF!!!!! The guy ended up lookin' like a smart dumbo, too many romantic notes, movies, novels, and fairy tales can sometimes boomerang unexpectedly.

Proposing to a lady in a mall FFS! I wonder why someone 'd wanna try out a stunt like that, knowing fully well that there are no guarantees, Oh Lawd,

This is one helluva comedy! If i were that dude, God! I'm gonna grin grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Konjour(m): 12:32am On May 20, 2011
ogugua88:
Everyone does that.
Not everyone does that, i guess you must be one of them,though. undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Konjour(m): 3:02pm On May 19, 2011
A huge number of the ones i have seen (especially Nigerian ones) often pull off a kinda irritating stunt ALWAYS, they see you coming from afar, when you're kinda a few hundred yards away, they reach into a very big purse and flash out a blackberry smartphone and start making some imaginary calls to some alienated friends on mars till you walk past them. Often, some of them 'd lose ''network signals'' after you've walked past, and then steal a glance at you over their shoulders. Mschewwwww.
CultureRe: "Igbo" is to "Yoruba". "Ibo" is to "Yorooba" by Konjour(m): 3:20pm On May 10, 2011
OP, Thanks for the clarification.
Christianity EtcRe: Members Leave Latter Rain Church Over Pastor Bakare’s Failed Political Ambition by Konjour(m): 9:31pm On May 08, 2011
dustydee:
@Konjour
if you know your bible very well you will know that it's not a sin for a pastor to aspire for political office.
You would really do great to give me a quote in the Bible where it has been written in equivocal terms that a ''pastor'' should proclaim false

messages, lie, cheat, instigate violence, give/take bribes, scheme the downfall of his ''opponents'', and if required send assassins after the trail of his

opponents.

My Bible did not explicitly state that Pastors in political office par say, but according to my post, i purposefully placed the Nigerian terrain in quotes cuz

all the barbaric acts i'v listed above is what obtains in the Nigerian political minefield. There's no one with clean hands involved in them politics' lot.

Catch my drift? cool
Christianity EtcRe: Members Leave Latter Rain Church Over Pastor Bakare’s Failed Political Ambition by Konjour(m): 3:43pm On May 08, 2011
[b]The members leaving might be a gossip, rumour or whatever, but is the fact that this ''pastor'' vied for the Vice-president's office also a rumour? Or is

accepting the fact that a man of God contesting a political post in the ''Nigerian terrain'' would involve in practices contradictory to God's rules and

commandments blasphemy? I've always known that the God you serve is in your innermost mind and what you always open your mouth to claim cuz no

matter how hard you try to CYA(cover your a.ss), your behaviour and utterances would definitely give you away. Any self-proclaimed man of God like

this ''pastor'' who contests any political election whatsoever has destroyed any little form of respect and reverence i might have had for him/her and i

tend to look at 'em more as wolves in sheep's clothing. But my views would be different or even irritating to a lot of other people, especially those

whom have chosen to worship their mortal ''pastors'' made of flesh,bones and blood and not the immortal God himself. They can all hire or buy a

jetliner like those of the Oyedepo airline and crashland on the devil's waterbed in Hell's fire and brimstone for all i fu.ckin' care!!![/b]
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Must Buy Girlfriend A Smartphone Or He Doesn't Love Her? by Konjour(m): 7:28pm On May 06, 2011
Hmmm, Guess imma buy her a dull-phone instead. wink
ComputersRe: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Konjour(m): 1:23am On May 06, 2011
All good-looking girls are ''in a relationship'' with no one in particular and every female sagna's lipsrsealed relationship ''is complicated.''

(Although,we all know a lot of 'em unattached pretty ones deliberately claim to be in a relationship cuz of the impulsive attention they wanna get from

the brovas, mchewwww )

PoliticsRe: Panic In Kano Over Osama's Death by Konjour(m): 10:29pm On May 04, 2011
The same problems seem to arise again and again with the frequency of a gama wave. Seems these scampering southerners are yet to read the

handwritings on the wall. If i was living in that volatile peace-cursed primitive town called Kano or so called 'northern' regions as a southerner, i won't

need to be told twice if my typo is not wanted or welcomed, Or prone to religious or ethnic attacks. According to articles i've read,MOST of the

southerners living in these places are primarily there for business or schooling. WTF! Why,for all electrons of common sense, would i want to establish a

business or attend a school in a place where everything i'v worked for all my life could get destroyed in a few minutes of extremist madness. Fu.cksake!

I'd be damned to live in such a place!  angry angry angry
RomanceRe: What Is The First Thing That You Notice When You Look At A Man/woman? by Konjour(m): 2:37pm On May 04, 2011
ugly Betty:
First, his carriage, has to do with the way speaks English,how intelligent he is, i hate those guys that can't speak correct English and mixes "R" with "L" and vice versa. Lol.


Secondly, his appearance and the way he dresses.

Thirdly, all other things that follow but that first is a top priority. grin grin grin grin
Never knew its possible to detect a guy's IQ level at first sight. undecided undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: A Relationship Without Touch? by Konjour(m): 2:31pm On May 04, 2011
Without Touch? shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin Hehehehe, That's super-gross!!!! LMAO! I'm gonna be outta it in a jiffy! Jeez! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Is The First Thing That You Notice When You Look At A Man/woman? by Konjour(m): 2:26pm On May 04, 2011
First thingyhuh lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Will You Still Marry Her If She Won't Fully Change Her Last Name -No Hyphenation by Konjour(m): 1:52pm On May 04, 2011
[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=657963.msg8255719#msg8255719 date=1304491355]@MrsDarkSkin

I got your blood boiling, didn't I?grin grin grin Take your respect and shove it up your ugly àss. Debated out by dumb females? On the one hand, MrsChima cannot analyze a discourse objectively without resorting to ad hominems, and you, on the other hand, while slightly smarter, but ultimately an irrevocably quasi-illiterate lowlife, cannot draw out logical conclusions from simple statements. How can I be threatened by foreign women who obviously love Nigerians so much that they spend their whole miserable lives on a Nigerian forum? I do not frequent a Jamaican or African-American forum since I love my people best, but you foreign women cannot get enough of us; on any levels, Nigerians are better than any other free blacks in the world; can't even compare us to a bunch of idíots who are no more than three times removed from slavery and have inferiority complex embedded in their psyche. We and our ancestors were born free and we do not have identity crisis and we are not mad at the world for our current situation. So back off and go and suck on your jobless boyfriend's díck. Make yourself useful to men just like your ancestors were useful to their masters. [/quote]shocked shocked; D grin grin grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: My Experience With Worwor And Olodo 9ja Babes by Konjour(m): 1:12am On May 04, 2011
toyemz:
@   beejaei

dont you dare insult me for agreeing with him
ROFLMAO!!!!  grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Will You Still Marry Her If She Won't Fully Change Her Last Name -No Hyphenation by Konjour(m): 11:02pm On May 03, 2011
adamsrib:
Why is it that the women who call themselves feminist act the least feminine? Ladies don't be fooled. Ain't nothing cute about a grown woman acting like a rabid dog to make a point. Feminism is meant to EMPOWER women. True empowerment does not come at the expense of the entire male gender. Most hardcore "feminists" don't even like men. They seek to denigrate and destroy any man who crosses their path for any reason. If you can only feel powerful by insulting men and carrying on like a lunatic, that is not feminism, it is just another brand of crazy. A real woman can get her point across intelligently, and has the ability to hold a decent conversation on some level.

I love having my husband's name. I couldn't wait to be called "Mrs. XXXX". When I got my first piece if mail with my new name on it, I screamed from excitement lol. But that is not for everybody. Every woman and man must be true to his or herself; the rest will fall into place.
THANKS A LOT FOR CLEARING THE AIR A BIT ABOUT FEMINISTS AND LOPSIDED ANTI-GENDERS. FOUR THUMBS UP. YOU'VE MADE MY WEEK. smiley
RomanceRe: Will You Still Marry Her If She Won't Fully Change Her Last Name -No Hyphenation by Konjour(m): 10:15pm On May 03, 2011
NO, I a'int gonna dare. She should keep her father's name and remain single until someone who can accept that comes by.

And par chance or magic or fairytales, if i get married in 2080  grin (probably in an era when MODERN women's trendiest fashion splurge is gonna mean walking

about stark naked) i'm still gonna stick to my guns blazing smart and hot.  Nuff said for now. cool
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Girl That Won't Cook For You? by Konjour(m): 1:04am On May 01, 2011
Cooking in a relationship? Well,i believe it a'int black or white cuz it has some parts that are shaded gray. Its up to you to find out what works best in

your own relationship as what applies in yours might not be advisable in someone else s', based on the difference in personalities.

I know,without self-hyping that i'd heavily impress my mum(the best cook i'd ever seen) and my prospective wife with the kitchen skills my mum

uploaded into my hands and head, and i'm only gonna lure some cooking outta my girl if and when i know the chances of her becoming my wife are pretty

certain. And thankfully,i've got a girl who just loves cooking and i bet she'd leave an awesome lot of girls totally lost and clueless in their own kitchens,

and i occasionally give her some kitchen treats too myself, not cuz i HAVE to (like others'd say), I guess its just our chemistry. wink wink cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Rejects Results In 22 States And Fct by Konjour(m): 10:01am On Apr 19, 2011
But i thought the man's running mate was a ''popular'' Pastor, seems like its becoming a vogue nowadays,i bet he'd have declared his political ambition

as a vision from God to replicate Moses' feat in Egypt.

And i heard he was the same person who insinuated that the post-election times were gonna be bloody and ''wild'' in the north if his opponents rigged.

God is simply God for not having the short fuse of a dude like me even when his name is being used to perpetrate fraud,injustice and violence,

cuz if he had,a lot of these Political-voguey pastors would had been struck by thunder

and lightning by now and their dead bodies flung up on an Iroko tree.  angry
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Acquires Yet Another N4.5b Private Jet by Konjour(m): 10:17am On Apr 13, 2011
PsalmmieF:
@Konjour
PLEASE WHO TOLD YOU OF THE TENS OF THOUSANDS WHOS 3 SQUARE MEALS ARE NOT SURE,
you r just using nigerian mentality to look @ it,  for Christsakes the church is Doin A LOt tohelp those hu are poor.  as it were, every day thousand of people are joining the church,  as thousands are getting liberated from poverty,  thousands more are entering the church from the streets , Due to the large Number of people They created Welfare Groups ,  They say , Go to your welfare group if u av Financial challenges Lets Help,  u,  Nobody will come and fish u out if u dnt come out urself,  They can't be sharing Money in church every sunday,  even if they do dat ,  people will still remain poor , even poorer than b4,  Instead ,  Come wat are u gud at , as  in business or skill  so we give u money to start your business, so u can become rich, abi/ isnt that logical,  dey av iFund , an organization  dat supports people who have Marvelous ideas but hav no money to fund it. hmmmmm,  people dnt kno sha!!!
Mind yu Guys i kip sayn it 4.6bn iz Quite little compared to the level to which God has blessed them,
God Deliver nigerians from poverty mentality
[b]For Zap's sake!!! This is just another example of the statistical bombs being thrown about on this forum. Where are your thousands that are

being liberated from povertyhuhhuhhuh How in hell would you view a Nigerian menace,if not through a Nigerian mentalityhuhhuh?? And what on planet

earth is wrong with the Nigerian mentality,anywayshuhhuh FYI, i'm not an outsider to this same church,i'v been there lots of times and ones of my

siblings is even a youth 'stuff' director in one of his bigger centres there in Nigeria.  I a'int gonna repeat my words,though, if y'all like,you can go and

sell your belongings and keep the proceeds at hand cuz your god in flesh,bones and skin might need them sometime soon. Cuz if there's anything

i'm sure of,its that this 'worldly affection afflicted-bishop' a'int gonna stop at even 5! Then we're gonna hear something like: 'Its meant to spread the

gospel to the martians and the blood-sucking vermins on uranus!', and some dumbas.ses would still take up arms against anyone who dares

question the motives of their petit god. LIKE WHO bleeping CARES!!!!  angry angry angry[/b]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ucl: Manchester United Vs Chelsea [2 - 1] On 12th April 2011 by Konjour(m): 11:02pm On Apr 12, 2011
[size=8pt][size=8pt]Raped twice in the space of a week by Manchester united! Chai! Chelsea's season is over!!! I sure say Ancelotti don even pack him bags sef. Cuz Abrahamovich no go need order hin secretary b4 she go don type am down.  [/size][/size]  Torres's fall from grace to grass has been completed and make quicker by Drogba's goal tonight. [size=8pt][size=8pt]ONE UNITED!![/size][/size]!  

Now bring on Schalke 04!  cool
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Acquires Yet Another N4.5b Private Jet by Konjour(m): 6:30pm On Apr 12, 2011
Infact, talking about the expenses that those jets are gonna incure scares me. The crew members of those 4 jetliners are gonna get paid,a'iit. And i definitely know their monthly bills co-joined to the running cost of those jets are gonna be more than enough to finance the affairs of a state in Nigeria cuz i'm a Navigator myself. And all we're hearing is the same tripe that its gonna aid the spread of the gospel when there are tens of thousands in his congregation whose three square meals a day are never certain. Is there a place where an airplane can land in on the face of the earth that missionaries haven't been there alreadyhuh!!!FFS! He can go and spread the gospel to the aliens in outer space for all i care.  angry
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Acquires Yet Another N4.5b Private Jet by Konjour(m): 12:28am On Apr 12, 2011
Most Nigerians are so blinded by Religious devoutness, that's why the man will possibly buy more jets at the expense of his mindless bandwagon supporters. You simply don't need a stargazer to tell you that owning a jet as a man of God is hypocrisy and a stark sign of humility's deficiency, talkless of 4 muthafu.cking Jetliners whose joint value will represent a substantial amount of the National budget of the United states of America and some spiritually leprous and blind people can still open the ass.holes attached to their carcasses to proclaim this man whose university ranks among the most expensive in West Africa as one of the best things that happened in their lives, even his primary schools (Can't remember exactly what it was, but i think it was called 'The Kingdom heritage' schools) are exclusively for the middle and upper classes!!! I have a sibling who got married to a member of his church and the man's picture is like a sacred altar in their home! How long will it take people to recognise the fact that the God you serve is in your mind and not a glorified mud and clay statue's central bank that is nowadays termed as a church? Someone talked about miracles. Fuc.k.ing For Zap's sake!!!! If you have undiluted faith in God,you will definitely perform and experience much more astonishing miracles in the backyard of your junkyard! That clearly shows why some people will deliberately and readily fall cuz a pastor waves his hands towards you!!!!!! F, u.c.k!!!! Nuff said cuz i might cross my personal boundary of public expletives. Just can't help seething at the spiritually gullible inferiority complex being displayed by some people who think they are defending a true man of God. I'm not advocating for him cuz i'm not a member of his church,but i once lived close enough to Ikotun egbe and i have witnessed an apt demonstration of true Christian brotherhood vis-a-vis sharing and caring in the SCOAN,and by the SCOAN pastor. (Still seething hot here and won't mind trading a few words with someone!) @Sagamite, Love your comments on here tonight bro.  I doff my hat!  wink

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