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Brite02:
too scared to write? abi your hand writing wor wor?

Nada! Let's just say 'Love letters had become archaic by the time i began wooing my chic'.

***Clears throat*** There are gaps and then there are GAPS, Love the gaps,detest the[b] GAPS[/b]

Just realised i never wrote 1!

How i wish i could!!!, i'd be saving myself 5 GBP every 48 hours then , seems its quite addictive though,when you have a girl who damn knows how to keep a guy listening.

I won't, cuz it'll stop being MY account,and then it'll metarmorphose into being OUR account afterwards.

A begging man Goodies?

To Chelsea fans: Take heart and spill your anger on the pitch at Old trafford next week tuesday. To Manchester United fans: We are ONE UNITED!

Even though i'm a Manchester united fan,i can say from what i saw tonight that Spain is currently the A-Z of sweet smooth flowing attacking football. Damn it! You can imagine having the World's best player in 2007 grabbing an assist for a goal scored by the World's best player in 2008, and both of 'em are on the same team.! Zap!. A couple of weeks ago,the second best team according to the log in England was Zap.e.d MESSIlessly by Leo and co. in the same spain . Though,the galacticos have always had their way with players and its not surprising cuz if i was a footballer myself,heavens knows the only place i'd dream of playing in right now is the LIGA BBVA. But i'm kinda happy that Tottenham lost,though. At least,there will be no 50 million pounds' fee tagged on Modric or Bale when the transfer window opens   . Cuz if Totthenham FC had won this match or even drawn,the English media won't stop wanking themselves all over our heads till this year runs out. Suffice saying it would have been different if that man that can't CROUCH was on the pitch. Mourinho was out to make a statement against the sporting loss and Totthenham were simply the scapegoats!!!! HEHEHEHE! ROFLMAO!!!!  

I get an overall average download speed of 79-85kbps on my vectone sim with a HTC HD7.

No Navigators on the list!, We literally keep the world in motion!

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6'2" eh? Oya come here [/quote] Ok,i'm coming right away.

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Hehehe, Napoleon and Hitler were short men as well [/font][/quote]Hehe, i think that's just about a very lil' fraction of them powerful men below 6 ft.
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=633827.msg8008752#msg8008752 date=1301391077]Are you a short guy? Just a random question. [/quote]At 6'2'' i'm much taller than James Cameron or even Nick,but i'd happily become a 4 or 5 footer to be in their shoes.

Short guys are not in any way deficient of any other qualities that can be found in tall guys except the over-hyped height. I actually checked out the list of the 20 richest blokes on the planet on forbes again,and i think just about 3 of them is anywhere about 6 ft. France's strongman,Sarcozy is just about 5'6 or 7,but he has a personal entourage of arguably the tallest security personnels on earth. There's a lot more to a guy to get a girl interested than just the height. Just my views anyway.

Someone on here thinks its only those who don't have it that are complaining about the BB virus, I actually used a BB Storm IIed between September 2009 to October 2010, and either of my current machines can knock out the joint processing speed and power of 3 BB Storm IIs. The A4 chip of the Iphone 4 and the HTC HD7's 1 Ghz Snapdragon OS is a miracle in themselves. Only bettered by the HTC flyer tablet and the ipad II either of which i'm hoping to order soon. Its the BB that is over-rated. Heard you can get some of its versions in Nigeria for as low as 18,000 naira. And quite surprisingly,i've never been asked for my BB pin by any Nigerian girl before, but think its only a matter of time,and i think i've got an interesting response waiting for the sorry girl.

Zap!!!!!Hehehehehehehe, Its getting believable afterall. .I even saw an ad in the internet about a Nigerian movie about the Blackberry and stuff. LMAO!!!
(Hisses and clears throat), Zap all those Blackberry toy thingys. They've never appealed to me in anyway. Now where's my windows HTC HD7

@OP, i perfectly understand you meant 'when a girl 'woos' a guy, btw,a scottish pal almost broke my seat here with laughter when she saw the headline and finally got an explanation from me. Can't imagine a girl doing that,though, (in a toaster, LMAO)
@Topic, 'v seen this same topic thrown up on here in a lot of different forms and versions,but it's not something strange anymore,i mean its something that happens on a more regular basis nowadays and i a'int bothered 'bout it,so much as the girl does it without being desperate,albeit a girl that'd do do something like that'd need to really understand the mentality of the said guy. A lot of guys'd mistake her person for granted,some'd see her as being promiscious,and others'd view her as a slut, hence the requirement to properly look before you leap, However,personally, i'd like to assume the hunter's stance and enjoy the thrill of the chase and the eventual killing, ,but it a'int black or white,either, i'd totally respect her and even fall for it, if i get wooed by the kind of girl that tickles my sweet fancy. But if she doesn't,

From all the comments i've read on here today, its clear enough to see why the planet is termed as 'A man's world.'

Once more,Barca didn't hide the game plan from the gunners, over run the flanks,close their midfield down,beat the offside traps relied upon by Djourou and co,and look for Messi, the ability of a team to adapt and contain its opponent's tactics often determines its worth and class, but the l'arse team i saw on that pitch tonight was simply bankrupt of those two qualities, and AW simply didn't have any answer whatsoever to Guardiola's questions, i think he was really relying on one of his players pulling a stunt or a trick off. However,the referee was simply UNREALISTIC about RVP. How the Zap would a player hear a referee's whistle clearly and respond within a Zap.ing second when over 90,000 people are jumping about and shouting all around him??!!!!!!!!! Its just a denotation of the lack of common sense by him, or rather a biased mindset. That said,the gunners are still a long way off being where their fans want them to be and it seems the closest that the l'arse team i saw tonight would get to a trophy this season is the carling cup final that they bottled up for Martins. Hopefully they'll get a couple of players with a real sense of ambition in the summer, and i hope that at least Fabregas would stay back for one more season to give the title another try then. But i doubt he will. I bet all he was fantasizing about on that pitch tonight was if he had gone to Barca last summer,he might be laying his hands on the champions league this year, but its always harmless to be optimistic. The Gunners will get there someday cuz no team wins forever. ONE UNITED.

Damn! heheheehehe, as in 2000 men with big cojones beaten up!!! rofoaolmao!!!!!!! Just 'bout when i was gon' get myself a yummy ghanaian chic, Seems those women must have been using their mortars and pestles as dumb bells in the kitchen all them years gone by and the poor husbands must not have gotten any premonition of the respective beatings coming up! hehehehehe, Ghana women, 21 gunshot salute!, LOLZZZZZ

@Cap

cap28:
What do you know about Gadaffi being a racist?  if he is indeed a racist why did he give huge sums of money to the ANC to fight the aparthied regime of south africa, why did he give millions of dollars to Louis Farrakhan to fund educational scholarships for african americans? 
Why has he always been involved with funding anti imperialist movements all over the world.

If he is indeed a lunatic how come Libyans enjoy a higher standard of living than the average nigerian whose leaders are supposedly sane, how come unljike nigerian leaders he has used oil revenues to improve the living standards of his people rather than have them transferred into a personal swiss account?


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He might not be an open-voiced racist,but his actions are worse than a racist's, and he also lost all his credible attributes the moment he decided he was going to rule Libya till he dies irregardless of the number of his own kin and brethren that are sent to their untimely disgraceful graves. He shells death and tears unto his own people and there can be no form of evil that can be darker than that, and if there's anything i'm so sure of, its that one of his four sons, most probably Saif was gonna be installed as his natural successor, , something which is totally absurd by any stretch of the imagination,except in countries where they are ruled by Monarchs,of course. But all these,notwithstanding,he's gonna leave office or leave the planet altogether very soon. His endtime clock is in macho mode nowadays. And if you have a link to butress your point about Libyans having a higher standard than Nigerians,you'd do great to post them on here so everyone can read 'em. Otherwise,that point would be seen as a mountain load of cowdung and tripe. Peace.

cap28:
Spare me the sermon.

Was it Gadaffi who invaded a sovereign state (Iraq) in order to appropriate trillions of dollars worth of oil?

Did he also impose an economic embargoe against a Sovereign state (Iraq) which led to the death of 250,000 children each year from malnutrition and starvation?

How about the "shock and awe" bombings which killed thousands of iraqis at the start of the second gulf war in 2003, was Gaddaffi responsible for that too?

I suppose he is also responsible for showering down the landmines, cluster bombs and white phosphorous that kill innocent people in Iraq and Afghanistan  on a daily basis even as we speak?

while you are busy condemning Gadaffi, make sure you include George W Bush, Tony Blair, Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell and other murderous b.astar.ds who have been responsible for launching some of the most barbaric attacks against defenceless and innocent human beings in history.

By the way who do you think sold Gadaffi all those helicopter gunships, guns, drones, tear gas - take a wild guess - let me help you out - Britain,   and you know what? they even trained his elite forces - so while your bursting a gasket take a minute out to understand who the real villains are in this whole situation.

Say whatever you may, you have your opinions and i have mine,btw, i didn't tag you in my post which indicates that i a'int giving you a sermon, ok. Gaddafi is a sick son of a bi.t.ch who's luxury 42 year ride in power has unfortunately come to an abrupt end and i can't wait to see a lot of libyans jubilating after that power drunk maggot has been bombed out of life. Shalom.  

Each to his/her own,though, my personal thoughts stand in my stead : Any ''leader'' who imposes himself on the same people he governs(and i don't bleeping care if his gov't is the best Libya has ever seen) by depriving them of their free thoughts,speech and acts, a ''leader'' who believes that the best way to quell an uprising among his own kin and brethren is by sending armed fighter jets to shell out protesters, and even going as far as utilising his contacts in hiring 'mercenaries' to come and wage war against his civilians,cuz they do not want him to continue ruling THEM after forty-two years(42) freakin' years, the same shithole that ordered that 270 innocent men and women of free birth be shelled out of life in Lockerbie a couple of decades ago, the same bastard that wanted Nigeria to split up in two, so that he's gonna acquire unrivalled headway in the Oil and Gas markets of Africa. That fu.cker has done enough to see him flown by a chartered luxury airplane into the heart of hell. And if there's anything i know about God and nature's forces, its that innocent blood is sacred and will always have the backing of these two super powers to avenge itself up to the tenth generation of the guilty vis-a-vis the unwritten laws of Karma. Gaddafi has definitely bitten more than he can chew and now he'll have to lie in his own bed of worms. I,unusually,hope he'll be usurped soon and even his corpse will not be given a honourable burial. Shalom!

The same son of a LovePeddler who ordered the Lockerbie bombings and killed 270 innocent souls still has the effrontery to order fighter jets to start another bombing episode against his own kinsmen and women,his own flesh and blood for the sake of holding on to power after 42 flippin' years! That bit.ch of a man needs to be slaughtered using the most painful means available and then he'll go and continue his bit.ching in hell when he gets chased about by Lucifer and the spirits of those he had sent to their untimely graves. What a f.u.c.king scumbag bast.ard, and he looks worse than a pile of horseshit too! pfff,    

snthesis:
@OP
First tins, I guess ΰ r a level headed cool dude, chics always use it on gfuys like dat, Ignore d statement she made abt being a virgin, play your game as usual dnt loveup, sooner dan later if ΰ play your cards ryt ΰ'll discover if she is or not. D key is not to dull urself by loffing up.

I met a couple of chics like dat saying d same poo, only for me to "enta d place" & ‎​c sumtin else, and d excuses dey came up wit ws outrageous "i got [b]violated by my uncle/cousin/teache[/b]r" " I got disvirgined during sports", bla bla bla

I've heard this same excuse one too many times now, is it the new benchmark lie that is in vogue or what, how many uncles violate their cousins btw, (not writing off the possibility,though, just a guy who's wary of being taken for a ride),

shevalync:
Jack is far better than Paul Scholes @19 he is the best 19 yrs old player @ the moment.dont know what u man by TECHNICALLY. this is isnt any english hype if u v not been watching this young man in the premier league at least you saw him in the barcelona match. we need to see josh n david play consistently b4 we can even think of comparing them with jack.josh I av seen but david I hanvt.

Well,i have been watching roughly 85 percent of the Manchester united reserve games and some important academy matches now since 2006 and i have definitely watched every single match that Le Arse have played this season and i reitirate my stand. You even raised my brows by suggesting Jack is far better than Scholesy at 19. Same ol' hype i've been talking 'bout. Yeah,Scholesy didn't play as much matches for the first team as at wilshere's age,but that was due to the presence of World-class heavyweights in the team,no sane manager would leave Mark hughes,Eric Cantona,nicky butt,Teddy sheringham on the bench for scholes as at then cuz they were all capable of playing as a supporting striker but the talent was obviously there and wilshere is NOT far better. Davide petrucci can spray the same 30 yard passes wilshere does,Zap! albeit 40 feet passes and he has an eye for goal too but he's been injured for a while now. Wilshere plays regularly for Le arse cuz of the low number of top quality players you find at the grove. Even fabregas wouldn't break straight away into the Barcelona starting eleven End of, btw, There's no gain talking again about English players and hype, however,my comment earlier was a tad ambitious, ;Dscholesy didn't win the youth cup in 92. He won the double in 94-95,though.

For all my football processing brain cells, i think its good enough and patriotic to hype your team's players but we all know the truth anyway.
I saw someone on here talking about wilshere and United's legend 18 in the same paraphrase, in the first place,there's been no better FACTUAL passer of the ball in the three lions' shirt (perhaps with the exception of Paul Gascoigne)than Paul Scholes,and i dare say for now that wilshere is not even good enough to lace the ginger prince's football boots, so watch your comparisons and let sleeping dogs lie. Moreover,for the records,paul scholes won two superb trophies in his first season with united,and he played a large part in winning those two, including the Premier League and the FA youth cup in May,1992. I don't need to post his CV here but he's also among the most decorated players his country has ever seen ala Gary Neville. Wilshere has potential but he's still 19 and technically he's not better than the young Mc of Chelsea or the Davide Petrucci of Manchester United, anyway,those guys a'int English so we all know what happens with the English press when the young bud a'int English.

Respect to Le Arse for at least making Barca lose some euphoria about themsleves,and see the return leg as a must-win match which will only make the return leg much more exciting(as opposed to how it'd have looked like if the result was vice-versa), and any technically astute arsenal fan would realise the job is only half-done,the tougher end of the job is yet to come, if you'd inquire from the back five of the nerrazuris. I have my reservations about Le arse's ability to replicate same though. May the best team win. One United.