₦airaland Forum

vibre:
I for wipe them three better slap. Is that how they look at elders in their village? That one even put his dirty leg on top of the man's Agbada
And who is that other Yoruba guy peeping sheepishly from behind? Why is he embarrassing his generation like that?

The little man didn’t put his leg on the agbada...the agbada migrated and didn’t observe social distancing.

AfricaUnited:
They were probably curious about 2 things: his scary tribal marks and his overflowing gown

Wrong...

They thought he was an Paratrooper who landed in that field but got stuck in his parachute.

Kriss216:
Drugs and Sex... bad combo

.....plus obesity.

Rick Ross is an idiot. He is a black man, obese, drug addict, fornicating and with a general bad health habits.

He was lucky to be alive. He need to look after himself. Cardiovascular issues shouldn’t be ignored.

Great player....but highly disrespectful, insufferable and narcissistic.

Juliusmalema:
But NBS statistics by Yemi of NBS is real..

Don't quote me again with your logic.. pls.

Dey your lane

No wonder simplyleo always acts funny whenever he comments on any thread.

I knew something isn’t quite right with him.

kingsceedon:
You're a foolish and wicked human, you're not doing fair justice to your brothers and sisters in the north, you're uploading only the beautiful pictures, and you're ignoring the beggars around you, upload their pictures as well.

That’s not a Fulani woman. She’s from mursi tribe in Ethiopia.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Dis wan na my spec.


Before you cross to Anambra , drop her in Enugu.

Nwanne, kpachapu anya. It won’t nice if people find out that umuafo are fighting over Fulani babes.
I forgot I’ll be crossing into Enugu from the north instead of River Niger bridge.

Ukwu that babe nwere nti and she’s for big boys like us. Leave her for me, I’ll find you another sweet Fulani woman at Obollo afor.

Simplyleo:
Kaduna state is almost the size of the entire South East both in population and land mass. I'm also pretty sure federal internal revenue from Kaduna state is also ranked higher than any state in the East.

Fed allocation of the entire South East is almost 5 times that of Kaduna.

Ask a South Easterner what their govs are doing with the states' resources, he will rather insult you down to your forefather and start asking you what are Northerners doing with their own.

Show them what the Northerners have done so far, despite the gross inequality in fed allocation, they start telling you "our oyel money".

Last time I checked, only SS states are the oil producing states.

Then the question again, what are you doing with your share of the "oyel money"? Another insult sets in again.

What’s the population of Hausas?
What’s the population of Fulanis
What’s the population of Igbos
What’s the population of Yorubas and finally...

What’s the population of kaduna state that you claim is more than that of the entire south east?

Let’s start from there...

Zenithpeak:
Sorry bro..... I will edit the comment... I visited Kano State some few years back and as a stranger, I alighted from the bus at Naibawa at exactly 11:45pm.... The boys at that park at that ungodly hour of the night was extremely kind to me knowing fully well 'am a stranger even at the peak of insecurity in Kano and Abuja then.

Although, Kano State is still owing us over 30m for a project carried out for them through bank loan...

By the special Grace of the Almighty and Insha Allah Gandollar...sorry Ganduje’s heart will be touched and your N30m will be paid...

When you receive that, remember I prayed for you and don’t forget to buy lots of kilishi for us...

Modified...

I don’t eat kilishi...pls buy suya. I’ve not had any since Arrewa and his mates blocked livestock from entering my region.

Zenithpeak:
Bokoharam Estate...

Show him some love bro. Everyday isn’t for ethnic bantering and insults.

He is doing his best to market and advertise his state and region. Nothing wrong with that.

He hasn’t caused anyone any harm.

Arrewa....
If these are your sisters, then you are a lucky man.
I’ll come for you and when I do, if I meet these at the gate, I might spare your life and instead them back to Anambra.
Pack the kayan mata for them and keep it ready because they will be needing it when they cross the River Niger.

Nnamdi won’t like this but don’t worry, I’ll change their names to Iruka and Azuka to confuse ESN.

Righteousness2:
This is not an ordinary discovery/ Finding!
This is a Deliberate act of the ALMIGHTY MERCIFUL GOD. He is Passing a Concious message to the World on what is about to hit the Earth.

Let us Hear o Inhabitants of the Earth! Heed to this message! Repent and Make Peace with JESUS so as not to be Here to witness the Coming Destruction.

They that Have Ears to Hear! Let us Hear!

Pray also for the scientists and all those whom the Almighty have used and is still using to make the revelation known to us.

There are people out there who have dedicated their lives to study and crack the ancient codes and writings. Most of these people are not even Christians.

Nigeriabiafra82:
Past participle

Correction...

Past Partypeople

Indabosky, I. (2019)

FrLukas:
I actually know that dude personally. I've seen him in action in Akure where he was commanding serious firearms from thin air with one hand and passing it to his boys with the other during a political rally that turned violent.

That guy has some very real mystical powers o.

He might be a tough political thug but that bit about possessing some mystical power or odeshi is nonsense and silly.

I like the fact that he stood to be counted when the fulanis were tormenting his people. I support him and I’m a fan but that juju story about him is rubbish.

castiello:
I don’t understand how Nigerians reason, now I understand that common sense is not common how dose armed robbers get police and army uniform for their operations, and how did impostors who claim staff in Lagos street entry if bus and don’t want to pay get the military uniform they use, is it not still the criminally minded people in the society that sell those uniform to them, bro you need to go back to primary school to learn your verbal reasoning over again

You should start by going back to nursery school. Learn to read and write coherently because you are an embarrassment to whoever paid your school fees.

Rossikki will find you and when he does, it won’t be funny.

Raggy:
I have been looking for a roomate to share the rent of my logde with but all the guys I know have gotten accomodation. There is a girl in my department that is looking for accomodation and has approached me.

The goat and tubers of yam are never kept together in the same room.

Count your teeth with your tongue.

modsfucker:
And you believe an operative will be sent on spying mission with his full Military apparel huh? Do you even know what "spy" means?

You got me wrong there. The question is what was an impersonator doing with a serving Air Force personnel?
Why was this person wearing Nigerian army uniform?
I think Nigeria army should have investigated further before releasing a statement.

I didn’t mention the ‘spying’ in my post.

RichDad1:
Keep deceiving yourself. Go to Biafra Facebook page and see them celebrating this condemnable act.
But I thought you lots said you don’t want the military in your region? Why blaming them for withdrawing again ?
Like I said, continue living in denial.
As at today, no big man in the SE can travel home without mopol or escort because they don’t trust their kinsmen.
Most of you will be somewhere safe in the SW, Abuja or outside the country while advocating for war in your homeland and attributing same to herdsmen.

I thought I was quoting a sensible person. You mister is insanely stupid.

The Nigeria army headquarters acknowledged that two men were on a motorbike...one of the men was an Air Force military personnel while the other was identified as an impersonator.

Both men were on camo uniform, how come an impersonator of the Nigeria military was wearing a military uniform and also was seen in the company of another serving member of the Nigeria military.

Something is not quite right.

tit:
The attacks are planned and carried out by dumbasses in Nigeria security services.

Let’s assume that you are correct in your assumptions, do you think it’s the right thing for some Igbos to go on Facebook and applaud that conspiracy and also mock the deaths of the police and military?

Conrod:
If hitler invades hell,i will speak favourably for the devil in the house of common, wiston churchhill.

It’s just not right to go on Facebook and other social media platforms celebrating and disrespecting the military and police.

If you criticise the military and police of indiscriminate and extrajudicial killings of civilians, what makes these ‘unidentified gun men’ who attack checkpoints manned by the military and police different from the men of the Nigeria armed forces who do the same?

While some of you celebrate, be aware that those attacks might not necessarily be from IPOB or ESN.

Conrod:
As if you like igbos.

The Nigeria army and police have committed unforgivable evil against the civilians. The shooting of innocent civilians exercising at St. Patrick Emene not long ago is still fresh in our minds but this celebration by IPOB sympathisers whenever the members of the military or police are killed is highly disturbing. Amongst the dead are also Igbo men whose only crime was wearing the uniforms of the army or police.

Anyone lauding or celebrating the news of death is sick. The narrative can easily change and when it does, the stupidity of these idiots who invade social media to display their foolishness will affect other people who haven’t, who didn’t and who wouldn’t participate in such deviousness.

I hope that whatever social media that was used to display these sickening attitudes react effectively by deleting those evil posts off their platforms.

RichDad1:
Their online miscreants will claim its herdsmen again.
When the monster the SE is making fully grown, we’ll be here to laugh their foolishness.

Did you miss the part of the details that military men were posted or moved from Añara town 24 hours before the attack and spirited attempt to have them restored back to their position was not successful?

Did you miss that part or you deliberately chose to ignore it?

Has ESN become so sophisticated that they now have insiders and facilitators within the Nigeria military or is this some grand design to something more sinister?

3rdavefarms:
Let me school you more for the last time , get a life , not everyone you meet online is your mate , you this jamb student of failed country

Professor of bushmeat, go tend to your rodents.

I am not your mate. Make sure to engage the services of a vet before you unleash those disease carrying animals onto the vulnerable ‘long throats’ rat eating customers out there.

The sculptor should go back to art school.

This is not Soyinka.

This is Reno Omokri.

Tajbol4splend:
My pop was once holding knife peeling orange and then came out to scold us for hitting the louvres with health 4, things like this happen

Did your pop have a body guard with him when he was scolding you?

Did he hid the knife and incoherently continued to scold you when he noticed your mum was standing at the top of the stairs observing??.

jrusky:
Sorry where is the hammer This woman is a bastard.

So to collect 5m child care monthly is all she needed doing all these bah?

I hate woman like this I feel like slapping this ankpama bitch called precious.

He hid it when he noticed that he was being videoed.
If there was no one there, he would surely hit that boy...look at the rat asking why why why, he wasn’t even listening or hearing the boy explaining to him. He was very absent minded and I think he was feeling guilty when he got caught.
Shame on that idiot body guard standing there watching. That’s how people die and people like him would assist in hiding the body and all evidence.

That boy was saved by whoever was filming that incident.

Idiko1:
The efforts you spend on Facebook, you would have made good use of them if spent on putting pressure on Nigeria government to withdraw the paramilitary checkpoints in Igboland. The paramilitary checkpoints in Igboland are extortionist zones. They should be pulled down now!!!

As much I despise this Oyigboupdate of a guy, I think he did the right thing in reporting those horrible photos and the comments that followed.

I’m disgusted that people will post pictures of security men and celebrate and mock their deaths. The reaction of Facebook after he reported them is in order. Facebook is also doing IPOB a lot of favour in deleting those photos.

Oyigboupdate is biased and hateful. He never spent a fraction of this energy in pursuing and reporting the evil done on the civilians abducted, injured, assaulted, killed and raped by the Nigeria military. Shame on him. Evil is evil and must be condemned.

Young Igbo men have sustained life changing injuries and also killed by the Nigeria military and sadly there are people here who cheer and support that evil. I have seen a thread where the op was rejoicing at the kidnap and possible murdering of a young Igbo man.

NafeesaAA:
Gay is becoming a norm in Biafra

Dandaudus have been existing in the northern part of Nigeria for centuries.

You’ve managed to infect a few people down south.
Dandaudu is part of your culture.