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[quote author=gwales post=31162950][/quote]I am not a medical doctor but that blood looks fake.... I have seen a lot of blood to know blood is never that kinda red

PervRocker:
I messed up: I toyed with my education now I dont know how I'll graduate with the heap of problems I accumulated all these years.

No love: nobody cares about my well being. I live with my parents, still im treated like thrash.

I have lost everything: my life is in disarray, I've lost all I value. recently, the only person that gives me hope told me she wants to break up with me. after probing further I found out that not only is she dating her church member, she has had sex with d guy.

I have a stream of debts: self explanatory.

I want to have peace

peace of mind

I am tired

WHY I CREATED THIS THREAD: Im looking forward to The bashings I will receive, they will serve as motivation.

REASON WHY I SHOULD NOT GIVE UP TILL I SUCCEED: life will go on for all the people who contributed to my death.
I wont get to live the private jet life style I always dreamed of.
I wont have kids
I wont stunt on my haters
I wont get to repay all the people who showed me love at different points of my life.
I wont have sex
I will die young
etc...

but I wud rather be happy and have rest.

brb.

Well edited, plus one other reason.... To show that your ex that cheated on you that she left the best man in the world...

Plus upon all you listed, I do not see anything that you wrote that I have not gone through... I know where I am now and I thank God I didn't give up

Election time has come, time to remember you stole money from students or else them no go vote your party... But yet still, Fashola is walking (pun intended)

I am really tired of the APC reveals or PDP reveals.... The propaganda between both parties is becoming ridiculous and trust Nigerians to react without thinking....

So because he can not sustain insults that every other presidential candidate has had he is threatening not to maintain peace post election and his supporters are encouraging this?

Now I know Pro-Buhari supporters are brainwashed....

Go and kill your fellow man because he didn't win!!!

And then tell me the difference between you and Boko Haram

kekakuz:
chai
omo IBO fe ba eko je
why na.

Why must you bring tribe into this??

So does this mean white people came from blacks?

But INEC claimed they were ready for February 14th naaa

Bizinton:
More facts appear to be emerging on the allegation by Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi, that President Goodluck Jonathan gave pastors across the country N6bn to vote against the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari(retd.), in the presidential election.

A Borno-based Pastor, Kallamu Musa-Dikwa, said on Thursday that the money that was given to pastors by the President was actually N7bn and not N6bn as alleged by Amaechi, who doubles as the Director-General of the APC Presidential Campaign Organisation.

Amaechi had alleged that unnamed leaders of the Peoples Democratic Party paid N6bn to Christian clerics to campaign against Buhari and the APC.

The governor’s allegation caused a stir among the Christian clerics, with the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria and the Northern State Christian Elders Forum asking Amaechi to name the church leaders, who collected the huge bribe.

But Musa-Dikwa, who is the Executive Director of the Voice of Northern Christian Movement, told journalists in Kaduna on Thursday that the said money was channelled through the Christian Association of Nigeria.

He said the CAN got the said money(N7bn) on January 26, 2015 and disbursed N3m to each State Chairmen of the CAN across the country.

Musa-Dikwa, who was an Associate Pastor with the E. Y. N. Church, Farm Centre, Dikwa Road, Maiduguri, Borno State, under Rev. Emmanuel Kwajihe between 2002 and 2004, said the CAN had started threatening Christians in the state (Borno) that they must re-elect Jonathan in the rescheduled election.

He said, “It was N7bn that was given to the CAN leadership by President Goodluck Jonathan. They(CAN) later disbursed N3m to the State Chairmen of the CAN.

“The money was handed over to the CAN Leadership on 26th January, 2014.”

“Actually, President Jonathan is using CAN President, and it was the CAN President who collected the monies and shared N3m to the CAN executives in each state.

“And some Pentecostal Bishops also collected their share. Actually, the money is not N6bn, it is N7bn. This is what I know. One of the CAN officials from Abuja told me that they have collected the money. The corruption in CAN is terrible. They are corrupting the body of Christ because of money.

“They are now threatening Christians in Borno State that they will deal with anybody, who refuses to vote for Jonathan. And the CAN officials are now campaigning that if Buhari emerges President, he will Islamise Nigeria; and that Osinbajo collected monies from Islamic world; and that the same Osinbajo will resign soon after Buhari wins to give way for Tinubu to emerge Vice President.”

Musa-Dikwa named some high-profile clerics, who had benefitted from the controversial largesse to actualise the re-election bid of Jonathan.

http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-bribed-pastors-with-n7bn-not-n6bn-cleric/

Is this pastor not from the same region that Buhari gave money to? Well you can say the N5,000 is already working

kristiana888:
I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?

Even if you're beautiful... You've no right to call your friends ugly... You might not find them beautiful but I'm sure their boyfriends do.... Plus when it's time for relationships, we men don't only look for beauty

MzNelly:
Lol, I'm doing this because Onozboy dared me to

Leggo

1. Attempted to twerk.

2. Measured his Johnson.

3. Pick upon a pair of boxers off the floor, smelled them and wear them regardless of what they smelt like.

4. Written his name with his urine while pissing.

5. Combed his chest hair.

6. Free styled and truly believed they were born rappers.

7. Hold the Johnson upwards while peeing and pretend it's a fountain.

8. Self-Serviced

9. Scratched their balls.

10. Open their legs as wide as possible when their balls get stuck to their thighs, so it unsticks. Best feeling ever.

Please what kind of men do you know? Most of the things on this list are not done by men

Introduce him to alcohol, every man opens up with alcohol in their system

KanwuliaJara:
Men do not communicate, they only phock, eat, shyte and sleep!
Please, grow up!

Men you know

FastShipping:
Ah! This man deserves to be trounced. How can someone boast of creating 5,400 jobs when there are over 27 Million jobless graduates who have no job or underemployed? Obama has been creating between [b]230,000-380,000 jobs per month since 2011 summe[/b]r and many people still think that is not enough and this man is proudly boasting about creating 5,400 jobs in six years. Nigerians never had it this bad before. This is act of cluelessness, wickedness and stupidity.

You must be voted out at all cost.

Spreader of false rumors please go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jobs_created_during_U.S._presidential_terms before you come here and lie.
Don't let your hate for GEJ take you to hell fire

So he decides to give Kerosene, he is a criminal...
Fashola gives out t-shirt and money, he is Naija's best governor....

I really hope you APC fans can see your hypocrisy....

spott:
Nigeria and Mexico approached China for credit facility to rebuild their railway systems (and other infrastructures). They both got the credits.
Look at what each country did with the money.
Are you not being short changed?
Don't you deserve Better?

Please stop misleading people, that picture was taken in China not Mexico....

irishCream:
Hello Romancelanders I want to narrate my experience with online dating.

Have always been sceptical about online dating but decided to give it a try after a one year break of dating. I opted out of my previous affair because my ex's family was against him marrying from my tribe so had to end the shiiit, and i gave myself a break since he was acting so indecisive about the whole thing. Now my experience...

I am one of the few nairaland babes that do respond to pm especially if your contribution to this forum has been matured and reasonable irrespective of the section you frequent.

So of all the pms I do have, I sieve and respond to few but so far I'm not impressed with the calibre of men searching online.

After taking risk to exchange my contact and get to meet (in chaperone oh) few of them,about 3, I found out that most men searching online has something terrible about them that makes ladies turn them down in real life that's why they run to online; it is either they are unkempt, razz or not presentable. Some can't even talk like a real man, they are either too weak or timid in real life, no class no nothing.

Forget all those edited pictures used as dp and the likes most of them in real life are dirty!!!

How can a grown up guy don't know how to clean up and look neat. I mean why must your personal hygiene be zero You're meeting someone for the first time and your mouth oozes. I mean, who does that Or is that also attributed to poverty?

I have male cousins that earn less than 50k in a month but they still look neat and presentable.

Is there someone that has experienced the same, be it with male or female?

Or am I alone in this

You need to realize your filter criteria is all wrong.... Most men on NL that write as if they are angels are the type of men that fall under what you got

By APC owned Sahara Reporters....

Light rail project started in 2006 Please which location?

Fashola is further spoiling the end of his supposed good administration with lies

I am not one to believe products of broken homes end up being one... On the contrary, I believe one from such homes know the experience and would do anything not to toil that line again.... So please poster, when you meet your next family... Check his level of wisdom, knowledge and understanding....

Only an unwise kid would have thought such

Una don see wetin we men for here dey suffer? Naija women (especially those here in the US), FEAR them

imperiouxx:
What do you know? And stop bumping into someone's opinion harshly like you just did. I'll give you the grace this time.

Harvard considers citizenship as part of admission and no U.S. graduate schools that don't do that. And if the course is competitive in the U.S., admission is 6:3:1 between American, resident and international in most cases.

Let's not drag this and always be nice when responding to me.

If schools don't put sex, citizenship into consideration; why do they ask for it in applications?

Every institution takes into account gender, sex, race, citizenship n co. into consideration when admitting or employing... They have yearly quotas to fill

And someone will tell me 70% of Nigerians are poor.... Hiss!!!!

This is my problem with Buhari and APC.... They have continued to disrespect and undermine the office of the president but want to occupy it... How will you tell the US secretary that? All because you want to get votes... Now they have blocked the current president from doing his job but will say GEJ has not bought any equipment for the military...

You can not attain a position that you don't respect, that's life for you.... You can not bad belle a CEO and then become one... Bunch of miscreants!!!!

Posted by a lady, I am impressed

Will Tinubu and Atiku go on trial if Buhari becomes president?

As usual people talking rubbish here... What is he values virginity? The men who have posted insults towards the husband are hypocrites....

The man's issue is not whether she is a virgin or not but the fact she lied to him from day one till the night of their first sex (though it wasn't a lie because she thought she was one)... As one poster said, let your mum tell him the truth as she told you

zeezahbee:
Antispam, you must have wrote something that made it vex
Anyways i just pm you.

I am the most NL abiding poster... I couldn't have written such.... Replied

zeezahbee:
How long did you stay in Houston ? tongue

I have been banned by antispam in travel section so I can not post there... I am not contesting it because I have posted more than my weekly limit....

I didn't stay in Houston but spent lots of weekends there... I have lots of friends there and enjoy and miss the night life.... I hope to visit there soon

MsNas:
Kpolli!!! Congratulations on the new job! Happy New Year bro. How's your twin doing? Nothing do you jare. As per sub, you dey mind the overtly emotional people on here? Be fighting other people's battles for them. SMH. Please enjoy your MLK holidays jare. I fight hit you up later.

Happy new year Ms Nas..... He is fine ooo
Lol ok... We don't have holiday here...

OjaP:
All women are evil bro. But I would advice you to marry the lesser evil.

Congratulations on your new job.

Truer words were never said... Thanks bro

MsNas:
Call me out and stop subbing me. Hehe

Who is subbing you Ms Oga?

OjaP:
I have said this so many times on here. I will repeat it again. Do not come to America with the hope that things would sort itself out. At the minimum, have your tuition for 2 semesters (unless you have a scholarship) and not just come here hoping that one family member will house you or cater for you. That won't happen.

In agreement with BigFrancis, I have noticed that those who have relatives in the U.S are the ones always complaining. Why? Because they are expecting too much from their uncles or aunts and get disappointed when that doesn't happen. Many of us here came to America without knowing anybody. I slept in the hotel for several days when I newly came before I got an apartment of my own. I knew what I was coming to do in America and was well prepared and wasn't expecting help from anybody. As bitter as this might sound, having enough money is the way. You don't need anyone.

Also, some people come here and study some courses that are not in high demand. I am always an advocate of STEM, any day, any time. I got a job because I was a STEM major. Just yesterday, Kpolli announced here that he got a job too in the West Coast - most likely in the Silicon Valley or the Bay Area, because that is where things happen in the IT world. Although, there are some people who finished school and still haven't gotten their dream jobs, but they are still managing some where, any how because they went to school. Some even went further to pursue a PhD. A good Nigerian-American girl would even be ready to marry you if she knows you have an advanced degree. That would make your searching easier as well.

Overall, bring enough money when coming here and complete your studies. If you have no money, then be prepared for the worst and don't blame any uncle or aunty for that. Everyone is on their own in America.

Omo that's the new trend oooo
But 99.999% of them are not good (or maybe the ones I met in Houston)...