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EducationRe: LASU Students Get Excess Fee Refund by kpolli(m): 9:13pm On Feb 26, 2015
Election time has come, time to remember you stole money from students or else them no go vote your party... But yet still, Fashola is walking (pun intended)
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Sponsors Protest Against Gen. Buhari In UK – APC Reveals by kpolli(m): 11:06pm On Feb 25, 2015
I am really tired of the APC reveals or PDP reveals.... The propaganda between both parties is becoming ridiculous and trust Nigerians to react without thinking....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Threatens To Back Out Of Abuja Accord by kpolli(m): 10:32pm On Feb 25, 2015
So because he can not sustain insults that every other presidential candidate has had he is threatening not to maintain peace post election and his supporters are encouraging this?

Now I know Pro-Buhari supporters are brainwashed....

Go and kill your fellow man because he didn't win!!!

And then tell me the difference between you and Boko Haram
CrimeRe: This Is The New Way Of Robbing In Lagos by kpolli(m): 8:50pm On Feb 25, 2015
kekakuz:
chai
omo IBO fe ba eko je
why na.
Why must you bring tribe into this??
FamilyRe: Nigerian Parents Give Birth To White Baby (Photos) by kpolli(m): 8:36pm On Feb 25, 2015
So does this mean white people came from blacks?
PoliticsRe: Lagos INEC Yet To Recieve 400,000 PVCs by kpolli(m): 4:10pm On Feb 21, 2015
But INEC claimed they were ready for February 14th naaa
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Bribed Pastors With N7bn, Not N6bn – Musa Dikwa by kpolli(m): 8:00pm On Feb 19, 2015
Bizinton:
More facts appear to be emerging on the allegation by Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi, that President Goodluck Jonathan gave pastors across the country N6bn to vote against the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari(retd.), in the presidential election.

A Borno-based Pastor, Kallamu Musa-Dikwa, said on Thursday that the money that was given to pastors by the President was actually N7bn and not N6bn as alleged by Amaechi, who doubles as the Director-General of the APC Presidential Campaign Organisation.

Amaechi had alleged that unnamed leaders of the Peoples Democratic Party paid N6bn to Christian clerics to campaign against Buhari and the APC.

The governor’s allegation caused a stir among the Christian clerics, with the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria and the Northern State Christian Elders Forum asking Amaechi to name the church leaders, who collected the huge bribe.

But Musa-Dikwa, who is the Executive Director of the Voice of Northern Christian Movement, told journalists in Kaduna on Thursday that the said money was channelled through the Christian Association of Nigeria.

He said the CAN got the said money(N7bn) on January 26, 2015 and disbursed N3m to each State Chairmen of the CAN across the country.

Musa-Dikwa, who was an Associate Pastor with the E. Y. N. Church, Farm Centre, Dikwa Road, Maiduguri, Borno State, under Rev. Emmanuel Kwajihe between 2002 and 2004, said the CAN had started threatening Christians in the state (Borno) that they must re-elect Jonathan in the rescheduled election.

He said, “It was N7bn that was given to the CAN leadership by President Goodluck Jonathan. They(CAN) later disbursed N3m to the State Chairmen of the CAN.

“The money was handed over to the CAN Leadership on 26th January, 2014.”

“Actually, President Jonathan is using CAN President, and it was the CAN President who collected the monies and shared N3m to the CAN executives in each state.

“And some Pentecostal Bishops also collected their share. Actually, the money is not N6bn, it is N7bn. This is what I know. One of the CAN officials from Abuja told me that they have collected the money. The corruption in CAN is terrible. They are corrupting the body of Christ because of money.

“They are now threatening Christians in Borno State that they will deal with anybody, who refuses to vote for Jonathan. And the CAN officials are now campaigning that if Buhari emerges President, he will Islamise Nigeria; and that Osinbajo collected monies from Islamic world; and that the same Osinbajo will resign soon after Buhari wins to give way for Tinubu to emerge Vice President.”

Musa-Dikwa named some high-profile clerics, who had benefitted from the controversial largesse to actualise the re-election bid of Jonathan.

http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-bribed-pastors-with-n7bn-not-n6bn-cleric/
Is this pastor not from the same region that Buhari gave money to? Well you can say the N5,000 is already working
RomanceRe: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by kpolli(m): 7:58pm On Feb 19, 2015
kristiana888:
I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?
Even if you're beautiful... You've no right to call your friends ugly... You might not find them beautiful but I'm sure their boyfriends do.... Plus when it's time for relationships, we men don't only look for beauty
RomanceRe: 10 Strange Things All Men Have Done At Least Once by kpolli(m): 8:14pm On Feb 11, 2015
MzNelly:
Lol, I'm doing this because Onozboy dared me to tongue

Leggo grin

1. Attempted to twerk.

2. Measured his Johnson. lipsrsealed

3. Pick upon a pair of boxers off the floor, smelled them and wear them regardless of what they smelt like.

4. Written his name with his urine while pissing.

5. Combed his chest hair.

6. Free styled and truly believed they were born rappers.

7. Hold the Johnson upwards while peeing and pretend it's a fountain. lipsrsealed

8. Self-Serviced

9. Scratched their balls.

10. Open their legs as wide as possible when their balls get stuck to their thighs, so it unsticks. Best feeling ever. grin

cheesy cheesy
Please what kind of men do you know? Most of the things on this list are not done by men
FamilyRe: Hubby Doesnt Communicate by kpolli(m): 12:24am On Feb 11, 2015
Introduce him to alcohol, every man opens up with alcohol in their system


KanwuliaJara:
Men do not communicate, they only phock, eat, shyte and sleep!
Please, grow up! kiss
Men you know
PoliticsRe: I’m First To Create 5,400 Jobs In Nigeria’s History – Jonathan by kpolli(m): 8:57pm On Feb 10, 2015
FastShipping:
Ah! This man deserves to be trounced. How can someone boast of creating 5,400 jobs when there are over 27 Million jobless graduates who have no job or underemployed? Obama has been creating between [b]230,000-380,000 jobs per month since 2011 summe[/b]r and many people still think that is not enough and this man is proudly boasting about creating 5,400 jobs in six years. Nigerians never had it this bad before. This is act of cluelessness, wickedness and stupidity.

You must be voted out at all cost.
Spreader of false rumors please go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jobs_created_during_U.S._presidential_terms before you come here and lie.
Don't let your hate for GEJ take you to hell fire
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje Sharing Kerosene In Ajeromi Ifelodun by kpolli(m): 11:32pm On Feb 06, 2015
So he decides to give Kerosene, he is a criminal...
Fashola gives out t-shirt and money, he is Naija's best governor....

I really hope you APC fans can see your hypocrisy....
PoliticsRe: FG Unveils Take-off Of High Speed Train From Abuja To Lagos by kpolli(m): 6:29am On Feb 05, 2015
spott:
Nigeria and Mexico approached China for credit facility to rebuild their railway systems (and other infrastructures). They both got the credits.
Look at what each country did with the money.
Are you not being short changed?
Don't you deserve Better?
Please stop misleading people, that picture was taken in China not Mexico....
RomanceRe: My Online Dating Experience. by kpolli(m): 8:49pm On Jan 31, 2015
irishCream:
Hello Romancelanders I want to narrate my experience with online dating.

Have always been sceptical about online dating but decided to give it a try after a one year break of dating. I opted out of my previous affair because my ex's family was against him marrying from my tribe so had to end the shiiit, and i gave myself a break since he was acting so indecisive about the whole thing. Now my experience...

I am one of the few nairaland babes that do respond to pm especially if your contribution to this forum has been matured and reasonable irrespective of the section you frequent.

So of all the pms I do have, I sieve and respond to few but so far I'm not impressed with the calibre of men searching online.

After taking risk to exchange my contact and get to meet (in chaperone oh) few of them,about 3, I found out that most men searching online has something terrible about them that makes ladies turn them down in real life that's why they run to online; it is either they are unkempt, razz or not presentable. Some can't even talk like a real man, they are either too weak or timid in real life, no class no nothing.

Forget all those edited pictures used as dp and the likes most of them in real life are dirty!!!

How can a grown up guy don't know how to clean up and look neat. I mean why must your personal hygiene be zerohuh You're meeting someone for the first time and your mouth oozes. I mean, who does thathuh Or is that also attributed to poverty?

I have male cousins that earn less than 50k in a month but they still look neat and presentable.

Is there someone that has experienced the same, be it with male or female?

Or am I alone in thishuh
You need to realize your filter criteria is all wrong.... Most men on NL that write as if they are angels are the type of men that fall under what you got
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To President Jonathan By Army Officers by kpolli(m): 1:50am On Jan 31, 2015
By APC owned Sahara Reporters....
TravelRe: "We Can't Complete Lagos Light Rail Project" - Fashola by kpolli(m): 10:37pm On Jan 29, 2015
Light rail project started in 2006huh Please which location?

Fashola is further spoiling the end of his supposed good administration with lies
FamilyRe: Dear Family, A Depressed Soul Needs Your Advice. by kpolli(m): 9:03pm On Jan 28, 2015
I am not one to believe products of broken homes end up being one... On the contrary, I believe one from such homes know the experience and would do anything not to toil that line again.... So please poster, when you meet your next family... Check his level of wisdom, knowledge and understanding....

Only an unwise kid would have thought such
FamilyRe: Sex Secrets Of Nigerian Wife In The US Uploaded To Youtube by kpolli(m): 8:58pm On Jan 28, 2015
Una don see wetin we men for here dey suffer? Naija women (especially those here in the US), FEAR them
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by kpolli(m): 8:10pm On Jan 28, 2015
imperiouxx:
What do you know? undecided And stop bumping into someone's opinion harshly like you just did. I'll give you the grace this time.

Harvard considers citizenship as part of admission and no U.S. graduate schools that don't do that. And if the course is competitive in the U.S., admission is 6:3:1 between American, resident and international in most cases.

Let's not drag this and always be nice when responding to me.
If schools don't put sex, citizenship into consideration; why do they ask for it in applications?

Every institution takes into account gender, sex, race, citizenship n co. into consideration when admitting or employing... They have yearly quotas to fill
PoliticsRe: 90 Year Old Woman Donates Her N1m Life Savings To Buhari's Campaign by kpolli(m): 8:06pm On Jan 28, 2015
And someone will tell me 70% of Nigerians are poor.... Hiss!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Boko Haram: US Halts Israeli Aid To Nigeria by kpolli(m): 8:05pm On Jan 27, 2015
This is my problem with Buhari and APC.... They have continued to disrespect and undermine the office of the president but want to occupy it... How will you tell the US secretary that? All because you want to get votes... Now they have blocked the current president from doing his job but will say GEJ has not bought any equipment for the military...

You can not attain a position that you don't respect, that's life for you.... You can not bad belle a CEO and then become one... Bunch of miscreants!!!!
RomanceRe: 25 Reason Why We Ladies Cheat by kpolli(m): 7:58pm On Jan 20, 2015
Posted by a lady, I am impressed
PoliticsRe: Why Gov. Fayose Is Vigorously Campaigning Against Buhari by kpolli(m): 7:31pm On Jan 20, 2015
Will Tinubu and Atiku go on trial if Buhari becomes president?
FamilyRe: My Husband Thinks I Lied 2 Him About My Virginity Bcz I Didnt Bleed The 1st Time by kpolli(m): 7:05pm On Jan 20, 2015
As usual people talking rubbish here... What is he values virginity? The men who have posted insults towards the husband are hypocrites....

The man's issue is not whether she is a virgin or not but the fact she lied to him from day one till the night of their first sex (though it wasn't a lie because she thought she was one)... As one poster said, let your mum tell him the truth as she told you
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by kpolli(op): 11:42pm On Jan 19, 2015
zeezahbee:
Antispam, you must have wrote something that made it vex cheesy
Anyways i just pm you.
I am the most NL abiding poster... I couldn't have written such.... Replied
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Beer Parlour by kpolli(op): 11:27pm On Jan 19, 2015
zeezahbee:
How long did you stay in Houston ? tongue tongue
I have been banned by antispam in travel section so I can not post there... I am not contesting it because I have posted more than my weekly limit....

I didn't stay in Houston but spent lots of weekends there... I have lots of friends there and enjoy and miss the night life.... I hope to visit there soon
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by kpolli(m): 8:46pm On Jan 19, 2015
MsNas:
Kpolli!!! Congratulations on the new job! Happy New Year bro. grin How's your twin doing? Nothing do you jare. As per sub, you dey mind the overtly emotional people on here? Be fighting other people's battles for them. SMH. Please enjoy your MLK holidays jare. I fight hit you up later.
Happy new year Ms Nas..... He is fine ooo
Lol ok... We don't have holiday here...


OjaP:
All women are evil bro. But I would advice you to marry the lesser evil.

Congratulations on your new job.
Truer words were never said... Thanks bro
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by kpolli(m): 8:19pm On Jan 19, 2015
MsNas:
grin grin Call me out and stop subbing me. Hehe
Who is subbing you Ms Oga?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by kpolli(m): 8:16pm On Jan 19, 2015
OjaP:
I have said this so many times on here. I will repeat it again. Do not come to America with the hope that things would sort itself out. At the minimum, have your tuition for 2 semesters (unless you have a scholarship) and not just come here hoping that one family member will house you or cater for you. That won't happen.

In agreement with BigFrancis, I have noticed that those who have relatives in the U.S are the ones always complaining. Why? Because they are expecting too much from their uncles or aunts and get disappointed when that doesn't happen. Many of us here came to America without knowing anybody. I slept in the hotel for several days when I newly came before I got an apartment of my own. I knew what I was coming to do in America and was well prepared and wasn't expecting help from anybody. As bitter as this might sound, having enough money is the way. You don't need anyone.

Also, some people come here and study some courses that are not in high demand. I am always an advocate of STEM, any day, any time. I got a job because I was a STEM major. Just yesterday, Kpolli announced here that he got a job too in the West Coast - most likely in the Silicon Valley or the Bay Area, because that is where things happen in the IT world. Although, there are some people who finished school and still haven't gotten their dream jobs, but they are still managing some where, any how because they went to school. Some even went further to pursue a PhD. A good Nigerian-American girl would even be ready to marry you if she knows you have an advanced degree. That would make your searching easier as well.

Overall, bring enough money when coming here and complete your studies. If you have no money, then be prepared for the worst and don't blame any uncle or aunty for that. Everyone is on their own in America.
Omo that's the new trend oooo
But 99.999% of them are not good (or maybe the ones I met in Houston)...
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by kpolli(m): 1:28am On Jan 19, 2015
zeezahbee:
Houston is fine o, i can't leave Houston o, I dey enjoy am. Have visited some other states and I just conclude say Houston is my small Lagos. Every weekend owambe and frequent amala and ewedu. I can't run out of status lailai cheesy grin
Well there is Atlanta (to me it's a better). Frequent amala ke, I think I am going to apply for a transfer to the Texas office then

mandybaby2007:
I didn't have monie wen I left Naija, I still came and I am still surviving, as a full blooded Nigerian dat I am lol. But make nobody use me as example o, my way nd ur way different. Wierd psycho nd slimmy r right but I will modify by saying have monie 2carry u for atleast 1-2 semesters b4 u come, wen d monie finish if u r a true blooded Nigerian u go rough am if u b half blood or aje na double wahala for dead body o lol. Both Big Francis and Ms Nas r correct in their own right, the botomline is dat everybody way for yankee different, ur way mayb 2do masters after masters 2remain here, anoda person way cud b not 2even near school frm d day dey land, anoda person fit folow akata find his/her way, anoda person fit do phd, anoda person join army, anoda person fit just hit d streets 2do hide and seek with immigration. I know a guy dat has been [i]out of status for over 25yrs [/i]he just got married Nov last year 2a citizen dat was his way o. It wasn't rosy but he roughed it, so like I said if u b half blooded Nigerian know d way u wan folow. Everybody know ur way.
Lmfao!!!!!!! cheesy grin
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by kpolli(m): 1:13am On Jan 19, 2015
zeezahbee:
Kpolli, it just ain't easy my brother. I will give anything to be on status oo, I remember hen I first arrived and was stranded chaiii, I wan cry but now I am adapting. Once your school don't reinstate you, omo it's deportation list. Its hell o. How's life ? You in louisana right ?
Life is good ooo....

No I don't stay in the South anymore.... I stay in the West now...

How is Houston?? That's one city I wish I was staying in, I miss Naija activities

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