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NYSCRe: Marriage After NYSC: Why Do People Talk About This? by kpolli(m): 10:21am On May 30, 2012
Lacrissa: I am about passing out this present batch and when people ask me what next, their emphasis is always on marriage. One told me, now I'm passing out, when am I giving them invitation and another talked to me when I plan on settling down. Is that what most people do, after NYSC, plan on getting married? Not like I don't want to get married soon, of course but I was just surprised when both of them at different times after congratulating me talked about marriage being next.
Nowadays, its the new thing. . . . Girls wanna rush in, so they can later rush out of it grin grin
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 7:22am On May 30, 2012
leadzeal: I don't think the fall guys are quite behind.. Since the first part of this topic as been so exhaustive enough with useful informations, it is rather difficult to add more to a saturated mixture... So which invariable implies that the fall 2012 guys are just making reference to the former post rather than reinventing the wheel. I am quite surprise when I see the same nature of questions asked here that have already been dealt with decisively in the first part of this topic.. I will honestly advice everyone to read thru all the topics(medley of both part1 and 2), apart from acquiring the knowledge, it will definitely boost one's confidence index.. My two cents..

Success to all fall 2012 applicant. We shall overcome..
I agree with you. . . But back then, even when there was no pending questions, they always chatted generally (though off topic but that boosted morale too). . .

About Nipost, well I sent a mail through them to UMB, till now dunno if it delivered cos it doesn't reflect on UMB website and the foools(UMB) are not picking my calls nor replying my mails. . .

@genxris, someone yesterday said there were available dates in July for abuja
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 12:02am On May 30, 2012
deevick246: My candid advice to you is that you read the old version of this thread carefully. Seriously a lot of these questions and more interview issues were trashed big time.
My advice to everyone else. . . . Spent all day in the first post n I gained a lot already. . .

Seeing the success rate of the first 2 sets is enough motivation. . . Only 2 ppl didn't get prince84 in fall 2009 and suxes2005 in spring 2010. . . Constant communication and brainstorming was the key. . . Fall 2012, we are far behind. . . But God would help us
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 11:59pm On May 29, 2012
deevick246: My candid advice to you is that you read the old version of this thread carefully. Seriously a lot of these questions and more interview issues were trashed big time.
My advice to everyone else. . . . Spent all day in the first post n I gained a lot already. . .
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 11:56pm On May 29, 2012
Find my advice below (just my thoughts)

cliffypatt: @Adolite....specified below are my response to the visa officer's questions:

Me: Good afternoon sir
Visa officer: yeah good afternoon
Visa officer:why do you want to go to the US?
me: cos they provide project work, theoretical and practical education which is not so in other countries

Not so in other countries is wrong, a lot of countries have the same standard as usa. . .you should have said because usa has the best facilities to support your area of study

Visa officer: got SAT
me: no I wrote TOEFL, cause that's what my school requested from me to prove my proficiency
Also wrong, you should have been concise and said "no, it was not a criteria for admission as stated in my I-20 (I assume this was stated there). . . And you should have done SAT, ppl say it here time and time again that all necessary exams should be done, whether or not needed for admission.

Visa officer: I don't want that(TOEFL) stopped me from bringing out the TOEFL result.

This looks like ur deviating from the VO's question


Visa officer: I have not heard of that school before, how did you get to know about the school?
me: from a seminar i attended some months ago
Please what school is this? Hope not a community college
Visa officer:: how many schools did you apply to?
me: two schools sir
Visa officer: why this schools cause I don't know this schools
me: they are the best for my program


So you applied to 2 unknown schools? Their names pls


Visa officer: you attended Lagos state polytechnic?
me: yes sir
Visa officer: have you traveled before?
me: yes, then he checked my passport to confirm it
Visa officer: why did you choose this school?
me: cause it was accredited as a standard institution by the higher learning commission, and they take the safety of their students seriously

Wrong answer, I am sure that is not the only accredited school for the course you wanna study, so u should have been specific of why u chose that school. . . Facilities, reputation n co.

that was all ooo Adolite....let me know where i went wrong, i need your advise as soon as you can...God bless you
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 6:51pm On May 29, 2012
rowlandoo: Am going for UG though m currently enrolled in OAU but its shit to me when I get ma visa , m tinkin not even let d VO know abt OAu as well . ..wot state is ur school . Ok but I guess d issue shuldnt affect all GTB . Anyways which consulate office r u lookin into .

@jami

You can click u forgot ur passwrd and have them reset it , then will send u a code then u can reset and enter new password .
Hope this helps .
I won't advice u to do that. . . I believe in complete honesty, or wat wud u say if they ask you wat u've been doing since u left secondary school? Well its affected their online portal too so I won't be shocked. . . I stay in Lagos so I would pick here. . . Going to Louisiana. . . N u?

Thanks DASLEEKY, good to have an old timer here. . I wanna see more of A-TOWN, Femilangy, nethacker, gongo aso, platimunk, suxes2005 and more of them post here again
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 1:42pm On May 29, 2012
rowlandoo: It was after I was after I already gotten my i-20 since febuary sef . But m tinking d vo wud like to see frsh one . Maybe I tke d 2 . To all possible way I believe in jesus my lord to deliver me coz my course is not offered in Nigeria as a matter of fact . When is ur appt date . U got your i-20 and wot degree r u goin for
Not picked a date yet. . . GTB has been having issues with visa app payments but if they can settle their issues 2mao, wud start looking for available dates. . . I-20 not yet with me but its with my cousin. . . M Sc. . . N u?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 12:50pm On May 29, 2012
rowlandoo: Bros we are ready to testify to favor of Almighty God , but yet my toefl don expire shai . And date no dey before my appt . I think I will have to reshedule till july for me to write a new toefl this june 23 coz I have to proof that was required .

Or what you think
Did the TOEFL expire b4 or after the school admitted u? cos i feel if it expired after ur safe. . . The VO is not testing ur english skills, he is just validating the fact that you have the english requirement for the admission you were given. . . GURUs in the house, am i right?

AMEN to the first part
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 12:50pm On May 29, 2012
rowlandoo: Bros we are ready to testify to favor of Almighty God , but yet my toefl don expire shai . And date no dey before my appt . I think I will have to reshedule till july for me to write a new toefl this june 23 coz I have to proof that was required .

Or what you think
Did the TOEFL expire b4 or after the school admitted u? cos i feel if it expired after ur safe. . . The VO is not testing ur english skills, he is just validating the fact that you have the english requirement for the admission you were given. . . GURUs in the house, am i right?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 8:28pm On May 28, 2012
Fall 2012 applicants, how ready are we?
FamilyRe: Her Husband Lied About His Job by kpolli(m): 10:17am On May 28, 2012
iykak47: All these criticism towards the guy, is it because he lied or because 'he has not made it'(jobless]?.
Kai Poverty it no go better for you, see as everybody de hit the guy front and back, I can now agree that a married man without money is not far from hail fire.
Se wetin ego oyel de cause, long throat.
He lied to the whole family just because he wanted to marry her. . . . That was really bad of him (n foolish of her)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Enjoy Nairaland On Your Phone & PC At The Same Time by kpolli(m): 9:54am On May 28, 2012
Seun: New Nairaland used to have a rather annoying feature: when you logged in with your phone, you would be logged out on your PC, and when you logged in on your PC, you would be logged out on your phone. New Nairaland's script only allowed a member to login from one location at a time. Concurrent sessions were not allowed.

This was particularly annoying for mobile phone users because (1) New Nairaland allows you to do almost anything you can do on your PC on your mobile phone, so most people would want to login on their phones as well as their PCs. (2) For security reasons, mobile browsers often don't store passwords by default.

This afternoon, we have relaxed this limitation. You can now remain logged-in to your Nairaland account in two places at the same time: e.g. your phone and your PC. This should improve the usability of New Nairaland for the vast majority of Nairaland users. You can now truly enjoy Nairaland on your mobile phone. Thanks!
Egbon, it still logs me out oooo
WebmastersRe: Lagbook Exposes The Mediocrity Of Nairaland by kpolli(m): 9:51am On May 28, 2012
What is lagbook huh undecided
FamilyRe: Her Husband Lied About His Job by kpolli(m): 9:28am On May 28, 2012
yes I could be called wicked but I would advice u not to raise any money for them. . . Her father has a reason for not helping out. . . The husband myt just blow the money n nothing wud come out of it which is much more painful. . . Let him go to his family to borrow money. . .

PS: It serves ur cousin rite
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 7:58pm On May 26, 2012
@lovely123 Yes u can. . . Get the school to send you ur Sevis Id number (mine did). . . Then pay ur sevis fee and then you can apply. . . With the sevis Id u can fill ur DS-160. . . . Well the gurus here always advice u take such exams cos the VO myt just use that against you. . .

@mr swagger, u can notarize any photocopy. . . So if u feel its the best option, u can go to unilag law dept (if ur in lagos) and get this done. . . The earlier you get this done the better
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 6:55pm On May 26, 2012
@lovely123 Yes its still $200. . . I also think you need your school transcript but not too sure. . . Your SAT and TOEFL results too. . .
RomanceRe: Possible To Date And Marry Your First And Only Love? by kpolli(m): 1:47pm On May 25, 2012
[quote author=@richy]Well I will advice you to move on but i think the girl don't really love you coz her parent tells her to leave you and she admit just like that..maybe she even made it up,But Move on Ma Guy coz somebody out there Is waiting for U [/quote]
RomanceRe: Is Spending $100 On A Girl Too Cheap Or Just Right To Entertain Her? by kpolli(m): 1:45pm On May 25, 2012
SuyaEater: Yea i sent my cousin 100 dollars to spend on my future wifey when she travels from her school to lagos...do you think i should have sent more money? That will come out to depends N15,800 or N16,000....basically take her out site seeing...bar beach, window shopping at the mall...go see a movie...shes only staying for a day..16k is alright ...abi no be so?
And they wud soon open thread of how they caught their wives in bed with their cousin or fiance left them for their cousin. . . Hiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Checkout This Pics And Rate It 1 To 10 Thanks by kpolli(m): 1:41pm On May 25, 2012
Error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part2 by kpolli(m): 10:01am On May 25, 2012
mr swagger: @Deevrick 246, Thank you so much for the info.. @deevrick 246, my school didn't request for my original WAEC certificate. They said they don't accept photocopies unless it is Officially attested as exact copies of the original.. So this is where notarization of documents will come in.. So I need to notarize my documents... Where can I notarize my documents? And who has an idea hw much it will cost me? Going through WAEC is a long process nd might be very expensive and nt really necessary for my school..
Thanks. Hope to hear from u guys soon..
Any law dept in any uni or law court. . . These ones I am sure of. . . .
Last time I did it was N500 per page
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Wife Got Impregnated By Another Man? by kpolli(m): 9:11am On May 25, 2012
Is this still a debate?

Do blood test on ur present child to find out if he is urs. . . . If his urs keep him n dump her, but if he is not. . . DUMP THEM BOTH
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of PSquare's Private Jet by kpolli(m): 2:56pm On May 24, 2012
Either its a joke or they think we are dumb

P square my left arsse
RomanceRe: Could This Be True Luv? by kpolli(m): 12:29pm On May 24, 2012
Beync: I met with my friend yesterday and she told me abt a friend of her I know, she is 27 and she is getting married a 53 year old Man dis coming july. I learn di man is buoyant, so I wondered if the man were not rich could dis same girl agree to marry him at the same age? Could dis be true love? Girls would u fall in love with some one older dan ur father? I know age is just number but dis girls's dad is just 43. how will u tell ur dad u r getting married to some one older dan him?
So her father was 16 when she was delivered shocked shocked shocked shocked

Not surprised she is not marrying someone older than him
RomanceRe: She Broke Up With You After Buyin Her A Phone. Will U Take It Back? by kpolli(m): 12:27pm On May 24, 2012
190: No I would

Cos I have sown a seed with that in her life
Nice response
RomanceRe: Why by kpolli(m): 12:17pm On May 24, 2012
so ppl go into relationships shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

am so stale
RomanceRe: Advice Pls!! by kpolli(m): 10:36am On May 24, 2012
Dagods: hey kpolli , get dis clear,she was my fiancee,i almost single handedly sponsor her 2ru her "uni" we got engage b4 she went 2 d east 4 her otondo"service,dat was d genesis of our problem,she want a quick marriage but i pleaded 4 1 more yr but she took in 4 smone else, 5month in service,i got 2 found out .and we met and decide dat she go on and marry d man responsible 4 d pregnancy,d man paid her dowry,& urs truly bowed out.she gave birth 2 a girl who is late now,i think smtin went wrong "cos of her inability 2 take in since its been yrs now, so she packed her belongings &left d man's house,i got her call last 9t, u know via mid9t call were she was talking rubish.men i think dis is crazy.
Then tell her to face to "GO TO HELL"
RomanceRe: "You're The Only One I Can Take Bullshit From" by kpolli(m): 10:34am On May 24, 2012
Sweetlemon: excuze moi, read my questions well and why I said I asked them in the first place then you will understand why I'm asking. if you are a guy, you will know that it is common for you guys to say one thing to girls and mean another thing entirely. You guys speak in coded language alot! FYI, I am very far from being dumb. trust me. I know what I'm doing here.
Bloody lie, that is a characteristic of a gurl not guy. . . We are always straight forward
RomanceRe: Advice Pls!! by kpolli(m): 3:44pm On May 23, 2012
ur confusing me here. . . . u paid her dowry or someone else paid her dowry n then u got engaged to her
RomanceRe: Advice Pls!! by kpolli(m): 2:48pm On May 23, 2012
Dagods: kpoli she was my ex fiancee,but left when i ask her 2 give me @ least one year in other 2 settle in my new biz den and save sm cash,but she seems 2 be on d fast lane den.
Then its not her marital home
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tattooed Her Phone With Another Man's Picture by kpolli(m): 1:26pm On May 23, 2012
Poster, u saw my earlier reply?? I am 95% that's the truth. . . Speaking from experience. . That's her original bf, using u in case plan A fails (or maybe ur richer and needs ur resources). . . .

Decision is urs
RomanceRe: Guys,wetin We Do? by kpolli(m): 1:17pm On May 23, 2012
charles316: IN SCH,WE WATCH U GIRLS DATE OLDER GUYS AND TELL US `WE CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS`.
WE SEE U GIRLS HOP INTO CARS OF `UNCLES` NOT MINDING IF U HAD A BOYFRIEND OR NOT. THE IRONY OF IT ALL IS THAT YOU GIRLS COME BACK TO US WHEN WE MAKE IT AND WANT TO MARRY US.
YOU BABES SELL UR PUNANIE TO THOSE OLD MEN AND RESERVE `LITTLE MEAT` FOR US.
YOU BABES CHEAT WHEN U RE FRESH,YOUNG MAND BEAUTIFUL BUT WANT ALL OF US TO BE REV FATHERS COS U DONT WANT US TO CHEAT.KARMA IS A BITTTTCH.
RomanceRe: Guys,wetin We Do? by kpolli(m): 1:16pm On May 23, 2012
Spirit of Okija: Dear Allenaid

I feel your pain, infact I even have some hrebs that cant help with the pain. All those ladies who you speak of who have decided to stay off of men and relationships are only prolonging the inevitable.. You women have also traumatised us guys.. But the dofference is that instead of a guy to sit and fold his arms crying and sulking.. we have embraced the power of "SEXUAL HEALING"...
Also, whats your problems with lesbians https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15102.gif?! God loves them and we guys love them as long as they recognize that we guys are also lesbians (as we love only women) and allow us join in the fun.. remember the bible saying in IIICorinthians 13 "THE MORE WE ARE, THE HAPPIER WE SHALL BE".. https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1583.gif

Women!! wetin we guys do una?! Why have you women decided to make our lives hell?! If your friends and sisters take advantage of us, you say 'we slept with them as if we are not the victims'!! Why do you ration sex?! Its not as if the kongo will spoil if you fhuck us! And why are you always in a hurry to commit?! Havent you heard the love song by Onyeka Onwenu and Sunny Ade 'If you love me, you go wait for me".. If you love me, you would wait till I'm ready to commit instead of forcing me to do things against my will.. We deserve happiness as well.. Our hearts are also turning to stone and our diiicks are getting limp!! Abeg.. Abeg.. If you want peace, remember the following rules;

1. Anytime you catch us in bed with your sister, friend or cousin, remember that its not our fault.. They took advantage of our vulnerability.. https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1576.gif... You know women are stronger than men emotionally..

2. Stop nagging and whinning.. https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1547.gif It gives us a headache and taking paracetamol everyday isnt good for our health or are you trying to kill us?!

3. Stop hoarding/rationing sex!! https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15202.gif We men are at a disadvantage here as our diiicks will not work forever, so we have to use it while we can.. You on the other hand have been gifted by God.. yours is a hole, you dont need it to get hard, it wont stop working after 65years.. All you have to do is lie there, read a book and we will take care of things ourselves..

4. Give us blow-jobs please.. https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15188.gif We like it!! Infact, if you dont, best believe that if your sister offers, we cant/wont say no.. because we are vulnerable..

6. Stop asking for money money money.. Minimum wage is only 18,000 Naira...

7. feed us after sex..

In summary.. if you want to keep a man, Love him https://serve.mysmiley.net/adult/lovers.gifhttps://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1527.gif, fhuck him https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1520.gifhttps://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1557.gif, suck him https://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-938.gif, feed him https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink022.gif, Tidy his house... https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores004.gif https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores010.gif https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores007.gif and leave him the fhuck alone https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/rest/t4103.gif .. Thats a happy relationship..


Is that too much to ask for?!!! angry
Spirit of Okija: NO o!! I'm only hurting!! Too heart broken to even type!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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