₦airaland Forum

robay:
and you think you are making sense based ,anyway I have been to Lagos, osun(my state), oyo, nassarawa, kogi, edo, ondo, kwara,abuja, ekiti my next target is kaduna and niger.

safe journey

Eyyah sorry for your loss

Chai see plenty tonyo!!

Nothing sweet pass skin to skin apart from having lots of cash, receive BJ, Bleep on chair...my point is Skin to Skin is sweeeet!

I've been to all the states in Nigeria via pussy I've bleeped Abia, Lagos, nassarawa, kaduna, imo, kogi, and akwa ibom....and many more...I haven't been to Osun state sha but I've sucked osun tits before

Only God knows why it's only that last pic that caught my attention...This babe go sweet for that thing o

I'll just ask him/her an easy question..."how bad do you want that pussy/dick ??"...

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Mine is J cole-No role models
Drop yours

i Hate It When Somebody tell a girl “You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook” I Mean, is she Supposed To Braid her Hair With Vegetables And Decorate her Ears With Tomatoes And Onions Just to Have The “Cook Look “ jxt saying ooo

# This morning, A slay queen majestically walked into a GTBank and said she wants to open a Facebook account.... Ayam still waiting for my turn to faint cos we are fainting turn by Turn

Cute! The Hijab looks really cute on some girls...most especially these Arab beauties...but we Nigerians over do it n makes them look....let me not say anything...you'd see cute Arab girls wear cute small Hijab but we Nigerians would wear one bigg Hijab cover everything...almost cover nose sef....

Grace87:
Lol they are going to kill me...for this.

Don't worry I've got your back

Good thing they suspended them....they are fulfilling a boy's dream by risking people lives...what if it's one stubborn 10yr old like my uncle kid and he press something else

# Some GIRLS just have bad luck in relationships. They can date a cripple and the cripple will still walk out of their life.

# African mothers be like..... Mom: which game are u playing Me: assassins creed Mum: God forbid.... My son cannot be an assassin. oya remove it quick.....

so Nigeria get professional women League Hehehe ....

Hmm I can see chukwu there...Lol these developers and their fraudulent lifestyle n flat head...no be by force to develop??...NCAN!!! food has been served...please take over

Indomixx:
Tell us wetin happen na

Lol just the two days we dated I spend my whole monthly allowance on her..30k...when I was still a fresher in my school

I heard south African pussy tastes like strawberry my brother lived there and they got really hit girls too...I got to hook up with some...lol Great job Grace87 you slayed these igbos...SAVAGE YOU ARE!

Two Fucking days;d ;d

# Dat embarassing moment when u sitting beside ur crush in church then ur younger brother came runing with 20naira in his hand
Brother... Mum said i shuld giv u for offering
Lwkm
Shift lemme faint..

# Are you a student? Are you broke? You need some cash? Need to flex? Need to change your wardrobe? Need to take your girl out?? Need to get new stuff . . .














. . Well listen carefully... . . That is none of my business

# God told a black man: ask me anything u want and i will give it to you , but i will give double to your neighbor . Then he started thinking. If i ask 10billions he will give 20billions to my neighbor , if i ask 100billions, he will give him 200billions. Then he asked God to remove one of his eyes
.
Which country can such a man be from?

# Guy : Bae, can we see today? Bae: Are we Blind before?

# NAIJA POLICE BE LIKE
Oga why are you walking on the road with singlet in this cold weather You want cold to enter your body so you can go and look for somebody's daughter to rape abi??
You are under arrest for attempting rape in advance my friend enter motor.......remember any word you say here will be used against you in the court...

I kept two cubes of sugar on the table. One smart Ant came...saw it,was all over the sugar licking it and was so excited. And left! I know it has gone to tell other Ants about the sugar. So I'm going to hide the sugar and clean that place, so that when they all come... They'll beat him up and think he's a liar! LOL. Am I wicked?

# Who else know dis song...... E-maaaaiiiiil..... Email her... Email her .. Jehovah mail her..... Ayinekere gynamstics Email her... Email her.... Jehovah mail her!

# Someone better tell Etisalat that no matter how they try, ain't nobody gonna start calling them 9mobile. They should Goan ask NEPA

# I just love Nigeria universities, their identity cards comes with rope,. Just incase you are tired of life....

# I Bought Power Bank N650
...And I Was Very Happy It Was Cheap Until My Phone Started Charging The Power Bank

# Self Sacrifice - is when two witches from your village are discussing who's gonna be the next victim..... then u pass by singing " I'm the one" by Dj Khaled..... You are finished

# Who Else has ever Missed a Call from an unknown number then quickly Save the Number as *hdjdhfjsx* and go to whatsapp to check their DP!!!!

I will Name My Daughter
"Not Interested"
So when these Bad Guys be like
Hi Babe, I am Dennis
She will simply be like
Hi Dennis, I am Not Interested.
Who is wit me on this ?? ;d

Feel free to add yours....i'll update as soon as I come up with new jokes

Cc Lalasticlala