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A girl asked me who cheats the most, Femail or Mail ?? . I told her E-mail,G-mail...Post Office...

# Break up can really damage your Health


I Remember The Time I Got Dumped via WhatsApp While I was on My way to pick My Nephew at Pre-school...
I came Home with a Wrong Child...

#She was My crush until I asked Her "Between a boy and a Girl which one would you prefer as your First Born"..
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Then she Said "I want My first Daughter to be a A Girl"....

it is only in Nigeria that "Who are you?" is not a
question, it's an insult. a serious insult depending on the Situation and "Are you talking to me?" is more of a threat than a question.

# Pls where can i do DNA test?? My mind is telling me that neymar Jr is my blood brother

Sometimes when the igbos call Nigeria a Zoo I agree with them......its only animals that kill n hurt their selves like this for survival... may God Grant them quick recovery...

Lol That's good at least she'll use this one to revive her dead career...I'm happy for her

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Are you kidding me I wonder how this post got to front page...Davido's IF Penalty??.... how many Nigerian songs depicts hardwork?...who's this Op sef...please don't bring davido into this ....Davido is one of our Natural resources, tourist attractions...please it's not funny

see face?! Beautiful or Ugly as far as you have a firm nice tits and big hot bubble but...even Lalasticlala likes big boobs...so I'm not the only one

Lol that's good, Congratulations to them...Happy free puna chopping for life!!!

Okay, we're proud of you...Afonja

Lol Op this your post ehn, it's only for people outside...The signs that you're drinking too much in Nigeria is when you find yourself the next morning sleeping in a gutter, vommit all over yourself, beating up your wife, raping your housemaid cause she starts to look like your wife, admiring another man's ass after taking bottles....

Wow what kind of foolish man is that?? why I'm the world would you follow a woman that has 8 kids !!!...that place go Dey like my neighbour borehole....I just wish they can just ban marriage in Ngr let's be Fucking around

Lol none of the above....you don't wanna know what I have in mind...God forgive me

❏ There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

Dear Girlfriends who are ignoring us because of Telemundo. Do you Know EPL is starting next week?
# We will see

"A man who was tired of Life decided to commit suicide under a Mango Tree.The son quickly ran to him and said,"Dad,I won $10 million in Lotto.I promise you that your Funeral would be a Big Celebration!!
The Dad said to him,"Foolish Boy,Untie me quickly and Let's go and Celebrate my Resurrection!

A very useful advice Ladies feed your man very well, a fat man can't 'Run' away

# No one is as respectful as the person who want to borrow money from u, they will greet everybody even your dog.
They'll be like "bingo how are you? Such a handsome dog"

# Dating a Girl on Social Media without seeing each other is like having a Spiritual Wife ...

# I had 5,000 friends I deleted one fat girl I now have 2,500 friends

Lol Op you no get work o...all these girls on Nairaland wey their breast don already fall reach their knee..lol bad place to post this...

Lol the hustle is real, Everybody wants to make cash...that was how my friends were planning how to fake kidnap to extort their parents...smh

Khallyella:
Never think something that's happening to others cant happen to you, Just pray you don't fall into a situation that'll make it happen to you

Did you really read my comments at all....ofcourse is never pray for something bad to happen to me...trust me if you've gone thru half of the things I've seen you'd know what I mean...my point is nothing in this life should make you have suicidal thoughts...

You can never know, it just happens...people change you guys might look so perfect now but after few months it changes...God makes it happen...but for me I'd say Test the puna and boobs, if it's good enough to keep you...then marry her

And this made front page??...if I catch this Seun n Lalasticlala....i'll slap that their bald head

Lol when I read some post sometimes I don't even know if I should laugh or feel bad....nothing in this life should make you consider committing suicide I swear...You forbid...no matter any condition you are, always remember there's somebody somewhere suffering worse...why would someone have suicidal thoughts....

is it just me that thinks this is all just to stay relevant ?? Abeg who has seen our president...

Op please speak for yourself...on behalf of the real men on NL, we don't really care about beautiful face...
We care about
1. big round bubble ass
2. firm nice tits
3. clean tight pussy
4. Brain
please speak for yourself

shoppyanno:
Big Black Woman

also mean Big Beautiful Women

IamKashyBaby:


Well..wat can i say?

" Raindrop (drip), drop top (drop top)
Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)
Fuckin' on your bitch, she a thot, thot (thot)
Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (pot)"...

We came from nothin' to somethin'
I've got this song on repeat, All day...Bad n Boujee