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That's a bad punchline...I give it to the Afonjas when it comes to the music industry...they run music in Nigeria...They repping Nigeria all day!!

Yess ...lol my Baby didn't tell me she was coming to my hostel to see me, I stay off campus...before she got to my room she was already hearing a girl moaning...it was her friend sha...we still settled...

I'll still love you oh, if you can do just one thing for me...give me sure 1000odd game since you have power...

MissRaine69:
That's nothing to be proud off .

well you can see I'm working on myself cause I said the truth now

Lol I lie a lot, I mean very well...so I can't marry someone that lies too if not...our children no go even know the meaning of truth

Op this story does not add up, it's obviously made up..BTW Op no let me vex o na my Name *Hakeem* una Dey use for fake story....let me just chill

Chai! see nyash...this is why I always keep my Vaseline next to me

So it's been while I've seen a new Joke thread on nairaland Frontpage... So I decided to drop these I hope it gets to FP

# Who noticed??
The smell of onions on ur hand last longer than GLO 1.5GB data bundle

# No one is as respectful as the person who want to borrow money from u, they will greet everybody even your dog.
They'll be like "bingo how are you? Such a handsome dog"...

# It 's only Nigerian Police that will tell you;,,
Oga Your plate Number is LAGOS
what are you doing in KADUNA
you are Under Arrest.

# You are not a Model but you are just Tall and slim like who is rehearsing on how to disappear
Sista, may Food fall on you there!!

# I wonder what actually happened to "DESTINY KIDS".
they were just intimidating all our area kids that year.
Some parents go belike
Son: mummy I'm hungry
Mum: na only food u know. Can't u see destiny kids. No food for u again In dis house

# But wait oo
If Action Speaks Louder Than Words
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kung-fu

Feel free to drop yours

Cc MYND44 LALASTICALA SEUN
Please help a brother

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I wish for long life, good health, healthy family, lots of money, God's blessing, joy, a good wife when I'm ready, cute kids, cars, houses and most importantly o wish God keeps my mum and make her enjoy what I'll do for her when my money comes

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Hehehe see these two pricks, the both of Dem career is dead and buried... Oh wait... They never had a career... All their songs Na always Mumu Mumu lyrics... They are both trying to stay relevant... Although they have money

Allahu Akbar ... FIRST TO COMMENT!!... At last, I dedicate this my FTC to our long lost president.... Wish him quick recovery...

Chai Na me for marry this babe, I just no get her time... She toast me I no gree for her...

Juoukochukwu555:
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FUCKING SCAMMER, I'm sure you don't even have 30k in your account... You'll now be looking for young naive minds to scam... THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!!

I like this Tekno dude, he's smart... He's taking advantage of this whole wizkid x Davido staged beef for fame and popularity...

Hehehe, I'm sure they are just kidding.. if Na this man born me, I don't think I'd take anything he says serious... See Belle sef

TEMINIKANSOSO:
Olodo rogboddo...sweet things no be for all person. Love chubby!

Who's be this one No be only chubby... Wey go naked with over size boobs and nyash get stretch marks with big stomach... Lol I know exactly what you want

This Brianna tho'... Waste of beauty!!!... If I catch that one she go straight by force... She go love dick

Aww this is cute, wanna get married to an adorable lady with a nice body not just one big fat busty Mummy that I won't be able to carry

Lol see Mumu clapback sef... She no Sabi insult... I trust my Ex, she no dey take ear hear insult... Even me sef collect

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expertman:
Good one Gallant soldier.
Na them them robber NCAN.
Make we dance shooki

Chai see nyash

slysneh:
SENSE FALL ON YOU ALL. I AM OBSERVING A MINUTE SILENCE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY

That's how they observed a minute silence for your father when he realized he wasted his sperm on you

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Wow I must get money for this life.....im sure she spends more than that in a day sef... 50k abi 50m N I'm sure they are some people that don't even earn up to this in 2 months

ameri9ja:
Op did not compose the list. It's from a magazine called "Tu.sh". Do u guys ever actually read?!!

Who's this Goat quoting me?!....

Uwww, May his soul rest in peace... Sometimes it's actually these drivers fault....May God save us... I know some people would still blame Buhari for this lol

OP Na only God know the kin girls wey you don meet to compose this kind list...
1.Big Dick
2. Money, lots of it
3. Swag
4. Height, tall guys of course
5. Beards
6. And a good body...
Which one be scar, sweat and big butt??

See this Lunatic ....