₦airaland Forum

Jezyfreezman: which cream i fit use 4 my skin...am a black guy..buh not dark...ah no wan bleachin cream oo...

Na wa oh.. You no go leave your body as e be?? Your body dey try tell you say your present colour na im good for you...

obadiah777: A NEW HEAVEN MEANS NEW RULERSHIP ON EARTH. [b]THE NEW RULERSHIP WILL BE THOSE WHO MADE IT INTO HEAVEN BY THEIR RIGHTEOUSNESS. AND A NEW EARTH IS THOSE WHO DID NOT MAKE IT TO HEAVEN BUT WILL BE UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF HEAVEN.[b]

kai dis obadiah sef ehn... If person no make heaven,e mean say he/she make hell be dat nah... So which one come be new earth for people who did not make heaven under the authority of those who made it... Sin hinders one from making heaven,so it means those who didn't make heaven are sinners.. So why would GOD allow them to still exist.. There will be no more sin... Abi no be so bible talk am[THERE WILL BE NO MORE SIN]..

DivideUs: see fool, shey una want make northerners die abi? hidioooot!!!! again, may god bring them fast

Wetin dis mumunus dey talk sef?? Who want make northerns die?? We want make them die na im we con dey oppose the idea if drones?? Inshoort,your mumu na oga....

Hmmn... Bye bye...

DivideUs: Abeg make dem come jare, dat time we go know d real BH and see if na north oil de. Quick quick please, one month drone strike for north and from der na for ND and SS plus once in a while in northern and western regions. May God bring the strikes in good time, amen

May GOD roast your stupid mouth with thunder.. Amen... You Ignoramus mumunus....

ebere1712: Dude go and suck a devil dick. It is you, your generation and your nation that has a grim future

You are very stupid... Waht's wrong with ya?? Cant you see he's saying the truth??
Nonsense,keep decieving yourself that africa has a bright future under the current state of governance we're experiencing.. Let me tell you "THE DAYS OF E GO BETTER ARE OVER"... Rubbish..

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ujchief: N30.5 mil for feeding of animals Are u guys runing a zoo at aso rock?

No,it's not for real animals,its for them.. Abi you no know say GEJ and his group na animals...
Gej----- tortoise
abati----- snake
obj---- monkey
alison madueke abi na maduela------- frog
david mark----- bull
etc..etc....

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I swear,we will never allow this to happen.. We will manage boko haram like that,they are already fading out.. US should just shut the Bleep up,mind their business and keep their evil hands off naija... Drone ko,drone ni...
US wants to escalate the issue abi.. I swear,the day drones starts flying our sskies,is the day Nigeria is finished forever cos things will never remain the same again.. Inshort it will re-harden the minds of the northerners against us and draw the attention of foreign terrorists towards naija....
Look,i am not blaming GEJ,but things are gradually crumbling under his watch.. If he cant do anything,he should honourably resign...
US drones will never fly the skies of naija,not in my life time.. We the citizens will never agree.. Never... We will go out in thousands and oppose that idea...
FUC*K USA...FUC*K USA... Fu*ck evil USA

I thought there will be a new earth.. Abeg make una stop dey confuse person nah.. Yes,we will go to heaven for some time,but will come back to the new earth where everything will be perfect... Abeg where obadiah777 dey sef,so dat hee go come break down evrything for us..lol

Hmmn,sadly people wont listen...
Me: **sees people using pvc to finish a new building** ##walks and meets them***

Me: oga,good morning oh!!

Pvc man: ehen,good morning boy......
Me: Oga why una dey use pvc for dis building nah??

Pvc man: shoor,wish kain queshion be dis one??
Me: you no know say dis pvc dey harmful to humans??

Pvc man: harmful ke,you see any of us with wound for body??
Me: haha,na your internal organs pvc dey affect not your external ??
Pvc man: ehen,how dat one take consine me?? Abi i look like internal organs to you..?? My name na Bayo i no be internal organ...

Me: Oga,pvc dey cause asthma and other diseases for body oh...
Pvc man: disease no dey kill african man..
Me: Na wa oh..
Pvc man: i don dey do this work for 35years,and my body dey kampe.. No shaking...
Me: ok oh.. Atleast i don tell you..bye bye
Pvc man: **laughs** see dis small pikin na wan tell me about pvc wey i don dey use build for people before dem born am.. Mtccccheew

obadiah777: OK SO HERE IS SCRIPTURE PROVING THAT IN HEAVEN WE WILL REMEMBER ALL OUR DEEDS OF THE PAST AND ALL OUR PAST LIFE SINS AND WHY WE WERE GETTING RULED BY THE GRECO-ROMANS ( WHITEY )

EZEKIEL 36 I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; I will take the heart of stone out of your flesh and give you a heart of flesh. 27 I will put My Spirit within you and cause you to walk in My statutes, and you will keep My judgments and do them. 28 Then you shall dwell in the land that I gave to your fathers; you shall be My people, and I will be your God. 29 I will deliver you from all your uncleannesses. I will call for the grain and multiply it, and bring no famine upon you. 30 And I will multiply the fruit of your trees and the increase of your fields, so that you need never again bear the reproach of famine among the nations. 31 Then you will remember your evil ways and your deeds that were not good; and you will loathe yourselves in your own sight, for your iniquities and your abominations. 32 Not for your sake do I do this,” says the Lord God, “let it be known to you. Be ashamed and confounded for your own ways, O house of Israel!” <<<< IN HEAVEN RECOLLECTING OUR MEMORY OF THE PAST AND ALL OUR EVIL DEEDS OF PAST LIVES

Good job brahh!! But i think you are confusing me.. I didn's say we wont recall back our past memories,what i was laughing at was when you said "we will re-call back our memories of more than one life we lived".. Come-on,yes, we will recall back our memory of the one life we lived not multiple lives like you claim..
The recalling back of memory is valid,but becomes an invalid when you connect it with your theory of multiple lives lived...

Wetin this anonymous group dey form sef?? Meke dem shut up or i go hack/dis-able and fry all their systems oh.. I don too keep quiet,inshort i wan block the whole internet for 3days worldwide...
I be dangerous hacker/guru oh,but am humble and try to keep it low....
Abeg how dem take dey on laptop/play music and save picture.. Na only hack me i sabi.. Na person dey help me on am,den i begin hacking...

wizard01: How does this affect the cost of living?

It affects it Positively,cos the way tiwa savage face fresh reach go motivate you to hustle your own money and fresh like that.....

obadiah777: this will be when the kingdom is established and we will get all our memory of the past back

ah,buzgee i respect the way you break down scriptures,but i have laugh at this your comment..hahahahaha

nice thread

obadiah777: JOB 18 VS 20 They that come after him shall be astonied at his day, as they that went before were affrighted. <<< CAN YOU RECIEVE THIS SUBTLE REINCARNATION SCRIPTURE TALKING ABOUT THE DOWNFALL OF THE GRECO-ROMAN EMPIRE, THE FOURTH BEAST IN THE BOOK OF DANIEL CHAPTER 7, SAYING THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE WERE SCARED OF THEIR POWER BUT WHEN THEY RETURN BACK TO EARTH AGAIN THEY WILL BE SHOCKED AT THEIR DEMISE

shocked?? Why should they be shocked since they dont have memories of their past lives?? It should seem normal to them nah...

WW3 is at hand!!! I am very sure that this is the early stage of WWIII... Dont be surprised if world war 3 starts in a weeks time because many of you never expected this israel/iran battle to start this soon.. Many/majority were saying it will not start now,some said next year,some said 2013 but you'll were wrong,cos it just started.. This is to tell you that you shouldn't be too confident that WW3 WONT start any moment fron now.. We might analyse/predict/calculate,but what will happen will happen...
So i urge you'll to show love to your mothers,wives,daughters,sons,friends,relatives,pets,enemies because you might not get da chance to do it later.. WW3 will definately change our views about life and it will be survival of the fittest.. As for me, i aint afraid...

Eminentsam: Honestly i neva new thr's any1 who feels d way i do n wit my kind of heart.u r even tokin of 20'000 likeminds bt i tell u jst 2000
will be ok to flush out dis govt.bt nevatheless thr r still ppl dat feel d same way like us jst relax one day it will break out.

i just hope so bro.. I'm sick and tired of this bleeping shyte we call leadership.. A whole solid Nigeria is crumbling before our eyes,and we sit down and do nothing but rather complain complain complain.. If small afghan kids can volunteer to bomb themselves alive just to fulfil their mission,why shouldn't i be ready to fight for my right/future generation/un-born child?? Weda we like it or not,There shall be Revolution soonest..MARK MY WORDS!!!

Kai,the two ladies no try atall.
Make-up wan kill the first one with her plump round face like egg roll..
The second one be like man... If you get dat kind wo man for denfensive midfield,even lionel messi go know say "no be everyday be christmas"...

Chai!!! Internet don tire me.. The kind of news about naija wey i dey see,don dey affect my mental state.. I don dey get grey hair for armpit and nose.. I dont bleeping care if the article is genuine or not. Afterall is it not true that our roads are death traps..Abeg,i go take 2weeks off any news that involves naija,so that i go automatically assume say all is well....
Haba,120th out of 140th?? After my papa go dey beat me say i carry 55 out of 100.. Nigeria is finished!!!! Common road,common goad roads,we no fit boast of..
Revolution is the only answer... I mean very very very strong/violent Revolution. No hypocrite should say "Peaceful protest" because those same hypocrite suppots israel for defending themselves with missiles/bombs.. So we should also defend ourselves from future doom with violent protest.. I swear,i am ready to partake in the Revolution.. How about you?? Ok,you wan marry,born pikin,have good job abi?? But you siddon dey hope say make miracle happen so dat tins go better abi?? Keep dreaming....
No jokes,you guys should start spreading da message through BBM,2GO,WHATSAPP,SMS and all other means... Na to only ping and chat nonsense and bullshit una sabi.. Common courage to fight for your future generation and unborn child,una no fit do?? How i wish i can get just 20,000guys with my mindset and courage,i swear this country will change for the better.. This country needs detoxification and cleansing.. The toxins in the system is too much...
The day an organisation will come-up targeting the govt,is the day i will join them..

If no be fg,i no dey do.. All dis bankers wey dangerous pass police.. Na dat time dem go get better information to attack customers well well...

Chineke!! So kenya corruption pass Nigeria own,in that case,it is safe to say that Kenya is finished...
The funny thing is that 94% percent of Nigerians feel/know/complain that the government is corrupt but sit down and do nothing.. The remaining 6% are the people in power a..k..a corrupt devils.. Now tell me,how can 6% make 96% suffer?? HOW??
Look,weda una like am or not,na revolution be the only way to save this country from doom.. The yoouths should come out,lock schools,banks,block roads,block airport,block sea,block oil company and anything blockable and make sure that every single bastard is brought to book.. There should be nationwide protest..
There should be no movement... Haba,this people own don too much nah...

***spits.... Pheew*** What da hell is wrong with my xtian brothers here??
So you guys think the israel in the bible refers to the present day israel??
So you believe today's israel are the children of GOD being reffered to in the bible?? No wonder,the bible says one needs the holy spirit to be able to understand GOD's word....
Haba,people just brush through the bible,see israel and conclude that the present israel is the one reffered to in the bible..
Anyway,with time,all of us will know the truth,and you shall be shocked...

How dat one take be human head? Maybe na so your head look like...

The password is "5"....
If you look, "TWELVE" has 6 letters...
"SIX" has 3 letters...
"EIGHT" has 5 letters....

Ohhh, which kain garr! Dis woman sell for me sef?? Na so so sand sand full am... Mtccheew,na to go scan dis garr! For lab be that... ** wears lab coat and enters lab**** closes door###...

Hmmn,if no be say i don xheck the op records,i for say the op na onila with anoda username...

We need a revolution in this country!!!!