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Haaahaha!!! See her greedy big mouth wey she wan use shop awuf...

killuminati: Eyaaaaah Berem sorry Ooooo I dey feel ur pain

Abeg check ur blockus wether e still dey kampe

Woman dey get blockus again?? You suppose say "Abeg check your kpekus" not "blockus"...

Wait oh!! I don confuse.. After you count 30k finish,when you reach front,the money con turn 20k?? Chineke,dose guys na correct scientists.. See talent dey waste..

Those guys are badass future planners...

Look,even if the talk with boko haram will bring peace,i'm not in support of it.. After killing thousands of innocent people,you just come-up and ask for negotiation and worst of all compensation.. Boko haram should first tell us why they killed innocent people? So that we will know where we as a country offended them? Boko haram should also let us know their sponsors and every bastard connected to their evil chain of destruction..
Look,negotiation doesn't solve this problem atall,it only gives future terrorist the confidence that this country can be held hostage as long as they wish...
The FG should not give boko haram the gift of negotiation,cos terrorism is in their blood.. Come-on,these are people who are ready to die for their agenda,and you want to give them a brething space??
Hmmn,anyway let's see how it will turn-out.. But i think fg should have dug boko haram from the roots to solve our problem of insecurity and make sure any future occurence is averted... Well,lets see..

Thank GOD.. Dose yeye people own don too much.. Haba,how person wan take win one country from loading recharge card??

hipsterrunoff: Wtf are you on about, dude? I am an Nigerian woman! I just so happen to like men of different ethnicities. Just because I am Nigerian it doesn't mean I have to be with an Nigerian man. You live in the Niaraland bubble that you call life. Look outside of it and appreciate other ppl. And, really if we are going to talk about ppl being jobless we would start with you. Your asss is on here day in and day out. Find a job you stank breath having fufu.

Erm,so why did you come here to post about how somalian men are superior blah blah.. Cant you just love your somalian men in silence without alerting us?? Abi,na for ya head people begin love people from other ethnicities?? You said you are Nigerain,keep foooling yourself.. i know your agenda,and i can clearly say it to ya face "You are jobless "..shikena
Well,i dont blame you though,you feel intimidated by Nigerian confidence.. Something you can never have in your entire life....

seriallink: Toh na koma Sir

ehen!!! Allah yana kiran ka ah religion section...

tlops: I don't know how I learnt to speak Hausa as a child...

its all gone now...

all I can remember is "Ba shiga!"

My guy,ba shiga means --- no entry.. Maybe you remember only ba shiga for some purpose.. Its a sign!! Maybe your brain is trying to tell you that nothing is entering it..

seriallink: Kaman kun samu wurin gulman bura da duri

Kai... Seriallink ka zama dan iska ko? OYa ka koma religion section da gudu..

muktar mtt: I feel u dude dey hypocrites now dey tune oppst side phcl never b ur frnd nd dat does prevent u 4 dem 2 cut ur conection nd send u a bil without metter, dis power waiting have 2 b put on line hwmany house dis ppl burn on d result of bring over curent 2 our houses, hwmany shope dey burn dis phcl has many lost of millions of naira 2 many ppl but dey never con4set any body dis PHCL have pay big price 4 cosin many lost 2 our country men

muktar mtt: shut up na ur papa go resing am abi.did engozee resing 4 lieying 4 us abt subsidy no, did Akunpe resign 4 stealing state money made 4 contruction of in his state no, wad did he get promotion, did GEJ resing 4 failyn us no I dnt tink so. So shut of ur pie hole

WHAAAAAAAT?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ***FAINTS*** ***WAKES UP,DIES***** HAHAHAAAHAHAAHA.....

freecocoa: Seun ya che ku zo ku chi gindi.

HMnnnnn, na only me dey see this post abi na illusion... I no wan hear say say person carry belle for this thread oh..

nas 00: Quite funny attempts at hausa language, but an excellent platform to learn

Wonna 'thread' ya na da kyau.

@OP: Maddalla!!

Toh zan ba ku assistance a anjuma.. amma yanzu haka, ina jin dadi magannan ku

Da kuma ina dariya sosai

haba mana aboki!!! Ka na so ka koya ma mutane hausa ama kana amfani da turenci a chikin hausa? In kana son ka che "assistance",ka che "tamako"

Sai gobe------- till tommorow
dutse------- stone
mutane-------- people
yaya-------- how far
hanu------- hand
ido-------- eye
baki------mouth
bura-------- let me see who will get it.
Duwawu------ let me see who will get it.
Duri-------- let me see who will get it.
Zuchiya----- mind
doya------- yam
shinkapa------ rice
wake------ beans
michiji------- snake
kare------ dog
akuya------ goat
kaka----- grandparents
pitsari----- urine
wuta------- electricity
wire------ handset
mota----- car
kayan chiki------ intestine
gashi----- hair
hanchi----- nose
hakori----- teeth
wuya----- suffer
dole----- by force
takada----- book
makaranta---- school
mutuwa---- death
mutu---- die
bachi---- sleep
tashi---- get up
kwanta----- lie down
kariya----- lie
kariya ne---- its a lie
gaskiya---- truth
gaskiya ne ---- its a true..lol--- its the truth
hanya--- road/way
tafi--- go
dawo---- come back
nama---- meat
biri---- monkey
kyau----- fine
mumuna----- mumu
waw---- senseless
mata--- women
nyarinya--- young girl
yaro--- boy
maza---- men
aboki::: my friend

emmykk: This is not a joke but head cracking,if two criminals are in the habit of stealing company goods for sale and share the proceed then 1 day one return and say the money was stole y coming back but however promise he would pay the other it fair share what will the other guide his/hersef against.

Omo dis your joke dry sotey e begin dry fire.. Why u no post dis joke during flooding so dat the joke go dry all the water...

Hahaaaahaaahaahahahaa!!! Laff wan kill me... I swear you must pay me my laff...

Taribo west is the sexiest man alive...

Nice jokes...

nikkyshyne: Abeg 'pr
ecipitate' comot for here joor

Hahahaa!!!! I swear everthing about this thread is funny.. From the op's post to the replies....

Hahaa!! Even the two guys put hand for head...

Hahahaha!!! Na wa oh.. Lmao

Hahahaaha!!

Haha!! Nice one

Seewealth: dont mock your leaders. it is unpatriotic. there are 2 many things to use for jokes.

Sorry,but people like you are one of the problem we have in this country.. Dont our leaders also mock us with their leadership.. Atleast,our is better. It's just a joke,but is their mocking a joke? You are too afraid to speak the truth even via internet. I wonder if you will be able to say the truth in real life.. We need fearless people in this country to bring change and use the truth to bring those greedy leaders to book,not some chiken hearted hypocrite.. Leaders ko,leaders ni..
@op. Sorry for bringing politics to your thread but i couldn't resist..

ajayioluwatobi: Mine : Most wanted

Abyjah: Anaconda

doublecross: TERMINATOR

Dvampire: The Punisher

Lagusta: RAMBO

larride: The Killer

Valiantvaliant: HITMAN

tony_runo: IRONMAN!

Hahahaa!!! Lord have mercy.... Hahahaa!!!

SUPERNATURAL

Idiot

Zjoke za zdry.. In french it means "La joke la dry"..

Handi work is better,but some of us prefer going to school rather,cos we are scared of taking the risk, forgetting that most successful people are risk takers...

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H$LBroker:
Africans are sold for a price by their corrupt leaders to the world a long time ago, even they collected mirror, Chelsea gin, dagger knife e.t.c in the process of this trade longtime ago.

Hahaahahaahaaa!!!! It's so sad,but i have to laff... the abokis collected dagger,the deltans collected chelsea gin.. Who collected mirror?

Ehen,Even if they warn Nigeria nkoh? What can wa do? Nothing!!! Nothing!! Afterall,we brought it upon ourselves. When the chinese were busy learning technology,what was our country doing? Na before all dis kain talk dey pain,but now i am used to it.. Since we dont want to move forward,then why wont we be commanded/controlled and colonised again.. If common Zimbabwe,Gambia and others can say rubbish to our face,then we should be grateful that the chinese are only warning us.. Abeg china,make una no seize Nigeria for we hand oh.. We will not repeat it again.. China please forgive us... Hahahaahaaa!!!!!
Make we sidon dey look.. One day,our leaders go dash one state to china.. Dat time una go begin bear names like "pao ton chan Okafor" "xing xao Balogun" "quan ying Muhammed".... Na dat time una eye go clear...
Inshort, i don tire for this country.. Make person con kill me abeg.. I wan die... Any spirit of death,i rebuke you in Jesus name ...amen...