₦airaland Forum

Na crase dey worry NLC.. The people of sokoto follow flog the nama abi na cow? Make them face the governor alone and not try to do any stupid thing that will affect the masses... I think say NLC get courage nah,why dem con dey use the masses leverage the governor?
If the governor catch dat NLC oga,and give am better koboko ehn,them go give am award for the most active governor.. Aboki people can flog oh.. No try them atall.. When i begin respect aboki men for flogging na wen one fulani man dey control im cow and one of the cow no gree follow the rest. As the aboki give the cow one better whip,na the cow sef con dey begin lead others to the right part.. When dem reach where dem go chop grass,all the cows begin chop grass.. Na only that cow wey dem flog con dey ask the aboki man weda make he follow chop grass??..

Good for them.. Their over feeding don too much.. Haba.. Sue dis one for battery right,sue dat one for design right,sue did foe dat... Inshort,i wan sue for apple for name right.. Who give them the right to call their company "APPLE".. I think we already get fruit wey dey bear the name apple... I for sue them for design right,if to say person no chop small comot for their own apple design.. Abeg,any courageous and fearless lawyer should contact me.. Asap

@op,you are simply jobless.. How many Nigerians have you seen on somali forums? You took the time and energy to register on a Nigerian forum,only to start saying somali men are more hansome/superior than Nigerains and blah blah blah blah blah.. I believe we all have brains and can clearly see who is suffering from inferiority complex ..
Most of us dont even know you toothpicks exist.. Seriously,i cant even remember last when i thought of a country called SUFFERLIA... For the records,somali men look unfed a..ka.a. Skeletons in fitted human skin.. Their body/skin was slim fitted by tailors.lol..
I am very sure that the air my standing fan blows,can displace all somali men including future generations to come to different parts of the world..
Somali of all places.. Chai,nothing wey man no go see.. When jesus saw the condition of somali and it's people,the reaction he gave can be found in the book of John 11vs35 "JESUS WEPT"

Bidexnoni: end tym.

mallorca: because d end is near

Slap me: This endtime of signs

I trust my end time people.. But the one in red really got me laughing in tears!!! Hahahaha

Yes,that's what i do.. Brush after meal,and brush to bed.. When you even wake-up in the morning,your breath will still be fresh.. But make sure you dont brush after drinking garr! Cos the toothpaste will react with what we call garrisuphilisun ijebuguma found in garr! and render the active ingredient useless.. So just rinse ya mouth with water after smoking garr!..
Remember,one cup of garr! A day keeps evil spirit/badluck away...

Na wa oh.. Thank GOD say nobody shout end times!!!!

The only thing i like about the afghans/pakis/arabs,is their mind/determination.. Sadly enough,they use it wrongly.. How i wish we have these kind of minds in naija,all this corruption for don stop.. They simply dont care about life. I always respect people who do not care about their life,i mean people who are ready to pursue a positive cause without caring for their life....

Somebody should answer this question
WHY DO ALTER BOYS/PRIESTS BOWN DOWN IN FRONT OF THE CRUCIFIX ??...

stronger: Com'on guys. This is a no-brainer!
If you have a portrait of your mum at home,does that automatically mean she is an IDOL you are worshipping?
Let's stop mixing things up. Nothing wrong with having images or portraits as long as d only person u worship is God!

Atleast you know what your mum looks like.. But does anyone knows what GOD looks like.. Does anyone knows what jesus looks like? How about mary?

Okija_juju: .How does this affect the color of Pastor Oritsejafor jet...

Your mumu na die!! Inshort,i hereby name you MUSA Muhammed(hausa name)...... Musiwa Mukinatu(youruba name).... Mumunus Ibekwe(igbo name).....

---I sometimes put my hand on naked wire to dash electric current one spoon of my blood..
---- I crack jokes to myself and laugh out really hard...
----- I always find a way to touch a girl`s bosom.. I have never missed.. Never
------ I scrath my private part and smell mt hand..
------ I like eating thick catarrh with bread..very healthy and tasty..

caseless: Number 10 na scam and number one can be realistically proven...no doubt!

How number 10 take be scam? abegTell me,i wan learn..

I can never say "i am sorry".. I dont just know why. That`s why i always mind my business and hardly offend people... Maybe with time sha..

Nikkimono: ♍ƺ secondary schl was horrible! Dere were several. I think d worst was when ♍ƺ frnd got debadged and flogged at assembly partly because of me. Also, wen Senior gals beat me cos of a guy I dint hav anyfin 2do wit. I rmbr prayin 2God 2mke me ugly. M lucky he denied dat wish

Hmmmn,are you sure?? Because from ya profile pishure,it`s like he granted the wish half-way...

The funny thing is that another one will soon start again.. I think it is better to ban those who start/engage in tribal war.. Atleast the "first to comment" peeps behave childish,but atleast it is better than hardening the minds of Nigerians towards eachother..
Although the first to comment peeps act childish,but i still prefer them than the goats/malus and nama's in the politics section. So in essence,i think seun and the mods are hypocrites for using one gallon of water to quench a burning coal,ignoring the heavy fire burning on the other side..
Is it all about making money? What is the message you are passing to the people who visit nairaland? Look,one thing i learnt from nairaland,is to see the person from the other tribe as a potential threat. Before i came to Nairaland,i always viewed we all no matter the tribe,as one but when i started frequenting,i discovered that we ain`t one.. Many people won`t admit,but nairaland,especially the politics section is changing people`s perspective of the other tribe in a negative way and to imagine that nairaland is one of the most visited site in naija is really scary...
Maybe people insult other tribes for fun but i strongly advice seun and the mods to ban them,cos they are un-knowingly planting a seed of hate in the minds of people.. The politics section needs a new mod who ain`t igbo/youruba/hausa..
BTW,I REP GARR! Gang...

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Buhahaahahahahahaha!!!!! Lmao!!! Lol!!!
Pyguru don ban me tire.. I loook for pyguru for the whole nairaland,i no see am.. Na later i discover say na anti-spam bot... Anyway sha.. Pyguru your papa.. Idiot robot

acidtalk: A MUST READ

Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most

https://www.nairaland.com/954266/guys-what-part-house-impresses

Haba... You too like attention.. Na wa oh..
Must read ko,must not read ni...

Hhh

Yomieluv: Am happy that a police station is attacked,I wish all policemen were killed,afterall thet claim to have power in Lagos,why can't they show their power in Yobe,useless force.

foool.. Na the police wey dey yobe dey kill people for lagos?... Are all police men bad? Be careful what you wish for other innocent people,or else,someone might just kill your father for the offence one of your relatives committed..

200,000 naira for make-up?? Abi dem wan change the face join??....

Apple no go sue un-ripe mango for colour rights....??

Na wa o!!!

bigtt76: Basically what the Americans would want anyone to know. The main koko about the plane itself is yet unknown for security reasons.

Gbam!!!!!

I love my native name.. When i went for one exam,the man incharge called my name,and 2 guys came out including me.. The man asked why 3 people came out,only to find out that my name was the combination of both names with some additional letter.. My native name long die. I was shy about it back then,but now i'm proud about it cos it gives me that sense of originality.. It means "GOD IS WITH ME"..

Redmosquito: Minion:Ur Heartlessness! Where in the world can you find smuggled gold?
Hades: Hmmm! First check Nigeria
Minion: Ur Painfulness! Nigeria!? Hope you know that most its citizens live on less than dollar a day?
Hades:Just check it
Minion: Ooooh my god! 6 Kilos?!

Me: this guy no well oh..
Hades: no mind am.. He get mental problem.. Na him face dem dey always use for the cover of yabaleft magazine..
Me: okay!! No wonder...

Na wa oh.. Everything suppose be free for tis world nah.... It's a free world..abi no be so dem dey talk am??