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If na be the guy sef,i go touch am.. Afterall,there is freedom of speech,why shouldn't there be freedom of movement..

sauceEEP: the indian name of garri is opiantoor yagayagarr.

Hahaha!!! You must pay me my laff...

spywareczar: toh seun. is dis 1 acceptable coz mehn

Hahahaha!!! You haff kill me with laff oh.. Hahaaahahaaahahaaha!!!! I swear,you must pay me my laff...

After seeing banky w perform,the small pikin con ask me "brother,how that head take comot tru belle?"..

You see, that's the reason why i'm working on "MY TIME MACHINE".. This machine can travel only to the past,and not the future.. When the machine is completed,we can go back and change back time.. When we go back,trust me,those on my wanted list go hear ween
OPERATION CATCH THEM YOUNG...

Abeg,why is cocaine illegal? E dey kill people? or E dey cause war? or e dey cause global warming? Abi e dey reduce natural resources?....

Obama don break another record for Nairaland oh.. He broke the record for the "most mentioned/discussed name on Nl frontpage in two days"...
Our frontpage has been obamarised...

Now if you believe there is nothing strange about obama,then click LIKE button.. I just want us to settle this anti-christ issue...
Lets go!!!!

Haba.. How only those words "four more years" go just break twitter record just like dat.. Something is definately strange about this obama of a guy..
If you believe there is something strange about obama,hit the LIKE button... I just want to clear this doubt once and for all.. Let's go...

Anyvody wey shout "END TIMES" go shop slap..

Brand_new: I was at the Airtel customer care center at Ikeja Mall this morning and everything about the petite lady who attended to me was fake. Fake hair extensions, fake eye lashes, fake eye balls in the form of contact lenses. There isn't anything real about her. Worst thing is she's married or engaged and I bet her hubby don't know who he is married to.

hahahaha!!!

I love natural hair on women.. I hardly find a woman with natural hair un-attractive.. Clean natural hair oh,no be all dose one wey don brown like milo/bournvita...

Obama never finish read china/russia/isreal/brasil presidential letter finish,na Goodluck own he wan read?
I sure say na early october next year,na im obama go get time read am...
Instead of una to resign and compensate the population by going to jail for 50years,and allow fresh/corruption free blood to rule this nation,una dey busy dey send letter to person wey dey think differently from una...
Yeye people... ***hisses,mtcheeeeeew,and tells the ijebu woman:abeg give me one cup of my normal****

11.. Blackberry: to connect to the next mugu..

Kai,oyinbo crase don pass "Be careful"..
When people want to do something strange/odd,they always find an excuse,or give a silly reason when there's clearly none...
Now my queshion is "WHY WAS HE UNHAPPY/depressed WITH HIS GENDER IN THE FIRST PLACE?".. He even wanted to commit sucide.. WHY? Now i believe that we have demons in the midst of humans. They use death/sucide as a threat,cos they know they can easily find another body to pass their influence on other kids/adults... This case alone will lead to an increase in the demand for sex change..

When i dont have enough money to buy just one cup of garr!..

Double post

seriallink: Bro, thanks for what you put up there. A lot of Christians don't understand these things because they were taught that way from childhood, that's why you see them pretending to be serving God just for the fear of being roasted alive for eternity; but in the real sense they do not love God.

Infact, when some of them get tired of these threats & man made doctrines of being burned alive, they turn to atheism & say fùck it!

That's just it my bro. I'm glad you had the wisdom to understand it. Stay blessed!

Peace!

God bless you..Exactly.. What's the point of serving GOD,if you do it in fear.. If humans naturally dont perform well under pressure,then why should the case of GOD be different?

Kai,now i really understand that only a spiritual genuis gifted with the understanding of the holy spirit can decipher the hidden meanings in the bible.. If the bible were to be taken literal completely,,then i believe there will be no need for the holy spirit to give us understanding... Ever wondered why someone with an iQ of 200 still cant understand the bible?? You know the answer.
GOD please send your holy spirit to give me understanding.. Amen.. The bible saYS "FOR MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE"...

reeeT: Back then in school, a civil engineerin student fell in love with me so much and was ready 2do anything for me,i never liked him so i told him that i love pilot guys.this guy actualli took it upon himself bought form at Aviation college at zaria and got admitted.he is now pilot because he wntd 2impress me.i stil dont love him.feel sorry for him.men sef

Na coincedence!!! He wanted to buy the form before you said "you love pilot guys"...

Pls does anybody knows the indian name for garr!...it's urgent..

Make dem better look for dat yeye man catch oh.. When he dey release triple fluid,he no run.. Na now he sabi run abi? Yeye man

@frosbel and serialink!! Keep up the good job. I come here time to time and i must say "i do learn alot from you guys".You guys clearly understand the scriptures and have common sense.. Good job guys..
Those of you claiming that those who do not believe in GOD will burn in hell forever and ever are among the group of christians who do no have the brainpower and understanding of the holy spirit to understand GOD's word. Haba,does it even make sense?
So because you refuse to obey GOD,then that same loving GOD who created you will now throw you into a burning fire and make you immortal,then increase the temperature of the fire just to punish you for not believing him..
Please,GOD is not that wicked oh... Is it not better for GOD not to create you,than to create you and burn you in fire for refusing him? Before you were born,it's like you never existed. No memories,no thoughs or whatsoever,so GOD creates you,and gives you the freewill to decide if you want to enoy his glory after your death,or go back to how you were before you were born.. No memories,no thoughts and no existence..
That's why sometimes,i respect atheists more than my fellow xtians cos atheists asks questions, and they reason.. Many xtians think that believing everything will make GOD happy with them. They prefer not to ask questions about GOD even when it bothers them,unfortunately,this mindset is the reason why we have many false preachings today.. They prefer to believe their pastor rather than the bible a..k..a "word of GOD".. They ignore the bible,and think that going to church 7 days a week will make them go to heaven.. Many worship GOD with fear,rather than love..
Many of them dont want to believe this hell concept because they have been hearing another different concept of hell right from childhood. Anyway,i dont blame them. Afterall,we humans are afraid of change,it is completely natural but your ability to accept positive change is what makes you human,and not an animal...
The greatest commandment is love and i see no reason why a christian who believes that GOD is love,will have a mindset that suggests that "GOD will burn people forever".. If it was so,i ask "where is the love?".. The love is the ability of GOD to let you go into non-existence if you don't believe in him,and to give you enternal life if you believe in him.. I think if we really understand the meaning of GOD's love,we will weep and draw more closer to him... @frosbel/seriallink,looking forward to learning more from you guys..

Once again, MAY GOD HELP US ALL AND MAKE US UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF HIS LOVE... Amen.... The problem with most people is that they are too proud to listen to others even when they themselves are wrong. The word of GOD is not a competition. Nobody is perfect,we learn from each other...

Mehn,science is something else althogether...

The woman should also request for the password to access his brain,to know the reason why he married her.. It clearly means the man does not trust her..

Just watch and see,Nigerian leaders will follow...

One thing i learnt from the election...
We are not alone: in as much as we have high figures/personalities who try to act foolishly and refuse to accept defeat after an election,so does the US..
Eg: DONALD TRUMP

Abeg. Make the op go post am for Ghanaweb too. Nice memories sha...

Look,that's why i always tell people that some friends are better and more trustworthy than family..

When cynthia own happen,dem warn young girls but still some no gree hear word,now see wetin happen.. Experience they say "is the best teacher".. Girls no longer have self dignity,they have absolute no respect for their body. All they know/think about is sex,sex,sex,sex and to chop awuf money wey their papa no plant.. They like asking for money,money and when the guy in question demands for sex,dem go say "can't you love me for who i am",your papa...
Not all girls are guilty of this,but majority of today's girls are sluts/bitches. Just thank your GOD if you find a descent girl today...

Three of you are mad...
1..Whizkid: wetin concern you with her spelling..
2..laila ikeji: wetin be your business for person matter..
3...the MOD: how da hell did this shyte made FRONTPAGE..
Ehen,before i forget,does anybody knows the indian name for garr!.. Pls it's urgent...

Lol.Very funny..