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Omoba.com:
Being a cab driver In the UK is better of a Banker or any other job in Nija. My brother travel and see. A trip fro heathrow airport to your destination .. Say like MMA murtala mohammed airport to VI will cost about £80 to 120. My brother convert am see. And an average Bus driver in the Uk makes over £680 weekly. In nija U earn after 30days... Back abroad, Its not be Certification but by your Personal qualification... How best you can do your thing....

Guy,i swear you must buy me new laptop screen and pay me for using grammer to humble my data from 2gig to 1mb....
First bank
Acc number: 4023568974

Enter kitchen,put beans for fire.. Before the beans don,time go don go.. If you cook beans finish,the man no comot. Put yam for fire,if yam don and the man no comot. Then begin shout firr!! Fire!! Fire ohhh!!
Nobody go tell the man to come outside. When the man comot,tell am say you just dey pray against evil spirit using fire as the medium..

Hahaha!! The way some people mind dey beat,dey make my phone vibrate.. Make una no run down my battery oh..
.***puts phone in silent mode*** na wa oh!! My phone still dey vibrate for silent.. **removes battery*** shooor,my tv don start vibrate...
Abeg,make i logout...

I can dance very well oh.. Especially worship songs.. Infact, i'm a star when it comes to dancing worship songs...
** you are alpha and omega###
**we worship you oh lord##
** you are worthy to be praised##
**we give you glory##

Sorry,but why is this on frontpage? Haba
**grabs microphone,clears throat***
All my ladies###(x2)
tun seeh tun seeeh###
yeh kale, oya yehkale###
kukere kukure,i get e money oh##
oya make we rock e oh###
sangele sangele sangele###
i get e money oh####
sagele sangele sangele###
o nah nah nah nah###
heh heh heh heh heh##
o nah nah nha nah###
heh heh heh heh heh##
thankful for all he has done###
tonight i wanna have some fun###
***lights suddenly goes off** ** nepa why??***

dhtml: Not very often, being a medical doctor/programmer (most programmers are not too-religious as far as i know) is cut-throat and takes you away from God if care is not taken, but na wetin man go do?

Why?? Is that they feel they are too smart?? or programming takes way too much of their time for them to think about religion??

obadiah777: E PASS COCAINE. THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF BELIEVERS. I WAS THE FIRST ONE. WHAT IS THE FIRST ONE ? THOSE WHO FEEL GUILTY WHEN THEY HAVEN'T READ THE BIBLE AND OCCASIONALLY DRAG THEMSELVES TO READ IT. HENCE ITS ACTIVATED BY GUILT AND FEAR OF THE LORD. AND THERE IS THE SECOND TYPE WHICH IS WHEN YOU GET TO A POINT WHERE YOU ARE INSEPARABLE FROM THE BIBLE. LIKE READING IT IS LIKE WATCHING SOME THRILLING MOVIES AND AS SUCH YOU HAVE IT ON YOU WHEN OUTSIDE, IN THE LIBRARY, ON THE TOILET, EVERYWHERE. ITS BECOME LIKE YOUR LOVING WIFE. YES THATS THE STAGE I AM AT WITH THE BIBLE. I HAVE BECOME SO IN TUNE WITH THE WHOLE BIBLE SO THAT I READ ( AND UNDERSTAND OF COURSE ) ALL 22 CHAPTERS OF REVELATION UNDER TWO HOURS

Omo,see as my left ear standd...

He didn't escape.. The Nigerian police let him go on purpose,so that they can track him to their hide out and catch other big fishes... Make una bone grammer oh.. Our police don upgrade.. Long live NPF...

topsyking: It was gathered that the signal operator had gone to defecate and asked his assistant to take over but his assistant forgot, leading to the collision.

But i sure say he "remember run for im life"... Haba..Person wey get mental problem no suppose dey do dat kind of job....

Oh lord,pls this should not make frontpage... Can i hear somebody shout "hallaluyah"...

REALITY101: Fuuvking Nigerians acting fool over a rich white man who apparently don't give a Bleep about them are their coursed country. Most Americans don't know where in the map Nigeria is located at, some do because once you type "Ni" before the completion of "geria" all you gonna see is scam, scam, fraud and shit. Ya Obama won the election simply because majority of the American people couldn't get their head off of their asses, Hispanics winning 4 more years of free everything "baby making machine"under tax payers money at the same time hoping for amnesty. Congrats Obama and happy 4 more years of sucking leadership and hurray on food stamp. Definitely gonna dunk more debt on our heads.

**removes thick big catarrh from nose and puts it in his mouth***
**wipes thick poo from azz and shoves it down his throat***

Graphicguru,help me design a logo for
GARRI FIGHTERS OF NIGERIA.. For free oh.. Tanx

OMG!! Nigerians are catching up,i tell ya..
BREAKING NEWS: Three boys from calabar,Nigeria invented the world's fastest motorcycle that uses di*ck energy as a source of fuel..
www.worldslatestinventions/Africa?#235vht/motorcycle/worldsfastest
Wetin the boys do be say.. Na just to put your dicck for fuel tank,then nack nonsense comot for the machine body,in two minutes,the machine go begin travel two times the speed of light... Wow,so easy...

saintvc: Wen i rememba

Hmmn.. I hope say no be last month you remember last...

obadiah777: every 10 or 20 minutes yeah i am addicted

i am especially addicted to the book of Job and Revelations. must have read Revelations over 30 times in the past 2 months

Na wa oh.. Na cocaine.. Anyway sha,i admire that style..

frosbel: almost everyday, a combination of bible study and devotion for the children.

Nice..

AK Money: Sundays

in that case,i'm not alone...

Afro_Blue: https://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/261745/slide_261745_1729793_free.jpg?1352278612371

Hahahaha!!! ***FATHER "LET THY WILL BE DONE** WHO AM I TO QUESTION YOUR DECISION... Amen

Afro_Blue: https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md59dph4xl1rkd8gso1_500.jpg

Lol... My guys still dey in shock.!!!..

Afro_Blue: https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4u8pdQs51rkd8gso1_500.jpg

Hahahaah!! My guy dey cry dey browse....

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Hahaaaahaa!!! Obama don kolo

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chucky234: Imagine a single country with so many crooked giants,just imagine PHCN, MTN, PDP,OBJ ,GEJ ,NFF, NPF, SANUSI, BOKO HARAM,Nkonjo-Iwela,Farouk Lawan,Otedola,Tinubu,Dino Melaye,Dimeji Bankole,Okupe,Alameiseya,Babaginda ,legislooters,David Mark,Alao Akala,Rotimi Amaechi,Akpabio,Theodore Orji,Chris Ubah,Orji Uzo Kalu, & Asari Dokubo in one country all for the wrong reasons.
Haba God help us take some of these figureheads to neigbouring countries make our problem reduce na,the cross is too heavy for us to carry alone ooo.

hahahah!!! We have broad shoulders

I can't believe that for two good weeks,i haven't read the word of GOD.. Lord have mercy..
My fellow brothers. How often do you read the word of GOD.. Atheists can also contribute,cos i believe say many atheists read bible pass xtians,cos dem dey always look for back-up....

Wetin surprise be say the op na man...

Zet72: welcome to nija the land of the living dead

Hahahaha!!! Na real land of the living dead...

Na over-feeding dey worry una..
Ehen,before i forget..
Yellow garr! And White garr!,wish one dey cost for market pass?
Lastly,someone should help me with the chinese name for garr!.. It's urgent...

**picks up microphone,clears throat***
If you ask me##.....
Na who i go ask##.....
The matter wey u dey see so##.....
E tey wey e start##....
No be me go talk am##.....
Cos e heavy for mouth###.....
Ehhh,if u ask me##.....
The matter for ground##....
Na who i go ask###

Ah good news...
No wonder,today i went to first bank to withdraw cash from the ATM machine and saw this big black container which had this writing with red paint on the body "PLEASE URINATE HERE".. I was like WTF.. Now i know why...

buhak: is part of africa culture

Which african culture be dat.. Maybe na from your papa/mama side,but certainly not an african culture...

OMG!!!! Goooooooooooooaalllllllll!!!!!!!!

spywareczar: kslib u don see terminator inside agbada dey smile ba?? Heheheh laff wan disconnect my BIS

Walahi,you don enter seun blacklist...