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@op,maybe,just maybe this thread would have made frontpage if you didn't use those yeye blackberry diagrams you call writing...

ignis: I guess you are confused. Your point 1 says GEJ created boko haram and your point 2 is saying that GEJ knows the leaders and creators of boko haram. Are these two points not contradicting?
Please take a little time to read what you wrote.

I guess you are confused too.. Didn't you see "OR" inbetween point 1&2.. Please take a little time to read b4 u post...

The list cannot be complete without this..
.... Make sure you bring enough Garr! As possible ... Those who have ears,let them -------**oya complete am**

See as the question long.. I no sure say d op want answer.. She just wan keep us busy..

Abeg make person help me write the dance steps.. I no fit use my mb wash am..

The nigerian price for dell inspiron 14z core i3... How to know if it's brand new or refurbished..

Femmymata2: Wheeling away!! Where pastors are now using private jets. Heaven needs to upgrade

I'm yet to see a human invention that can roll a human on ordinary wheel..scientist should find a way/theory to roll a human on ordinary wheel..i mean only wheel and nothing else.. The person should be on the the wheel while the wheel is rolling...
Do you know that it is easier to guess a stranger's phone number at one go without missing a number than to roll a human on a wheel.. Kai,dose angels too much joor...

Wsdm: A child wrote JESUS on my new car with a Neil. So bold that it will only disfigure the paint if i make any attempt to clean it. That is how it has been for over a year now. The foney aspect is that i am a Muslim and had placed an Islamic inscription on my wind screen.

It's a sign!! Give your life to christ..lol

Na wa oh.. Papa and pickin don begin drag for bosom milk.. Papa GOD too much,no wonder he gave women two bosoms.. One for papa,one for pickin...

Some people claim to trust their patners,and even advise people on how to trust their patners,but they themselves dont know the meaning of trust.. For you to be able to decide that you want to marry a particular girl out of the 500 or 20 or 100 you've met really means you trust her with the rest of your life,including your happiness..
So let's look at it from this angle.If you really trust your patner,there will be no need to test drive because you know who you chose to spend the rest of your life with and that person is the one you trusted with your heart.. This post is for those who fall under the category of those that normally use the excuse of "I want to test her before marriage to be sure cos i dont want to regret later" to satisfy their lust...

Ok ohh!!! No be the same people wey fg wan dialogue with and give amnesty be this? Something is definately fishy here..
Pls how does JTF normally know that boko haram wants to attack? Where do they get this informations from?
So many un-answered questions.. So far so good,i have come-up with two solid conclusions..
1.. Goodluck and his northern friends created boko haram to draw people's attention from what he has achieved in office and at the same time provide room for wealth acquisition. When they finally stop boko haram which they created,then the whole of Nigeria will thank him for solving our security problem.. Then he will come out in 2015 and tell Nigerians that now is the time for good leadership cos boko haram were the one's blocking his masterplan for Nigeria during his previous regime.. And Nigerians will foolishly believe him not knowing that 2015 upwards will be worst than 2015 backwards...
This might sound somehow,but you and i know what people esp our leaders(GEj INCLUSIVE) CAN DO FOR MONEY.
OR
2.. Goodluck knows the leaders of boko haram,including their sponsors.But he's afraid to stop them or tell the public because they have some big serious leverage against him which will make him face the same fate as boko haram...
For christ's sake,boko haram are not invincible nah.. Look,let's no deceive ourselves. The only way we can overcome our evil leaders is through a violent revolution and no joke protest..
We can not organise a peaceful protest because our leaders are too stubborn and too dangerous to joke with.. Iron sharpeneth iron..

This is unacceptable.. Boko haram knows their days are numbered and want to cover up many secrets Nigerians dont know in the guise of negotiation... I believe if boko haram is dug to the roots,the facts that will emerge will open our eyes...
After killing thousands of innocent people,you just wake-up one day and demand for negotiation.To add insult to injury,our useless FG wants to give them an amnesty program.. Sometimes,i just suspect this Goodluck jona of a guy... My friends were killed in kano while they were playing a football match,mothers,innocent children were also killed for no reason..
Will this deal change the heartlessness of boko haram?
Will this deal give them a mindset that religion does'nt matter?
Will this deal make them to stop viewing an average christian as an enemy..
Rubbishh... Goodluck,you are a fool and may GOD punish you and all your retarded political friends who derive joy in playing with the lives of innocent Nigerians..
Rubbish

Why not put d picture for all to see... Abi na wen person don pay you finish,you go send am "key soap" or "ghana omo"...
Seeing is believing..

Ma guy don turn motivational speaker.. Good job

taharqa: Good! keep looking at d price of dem gar.ri, am very sure that such information gathering and analysis would be very useful in the future (in your future)- you know we cant where d nx big thing would come from, maybe it would be in d analysis of d price. Keep spending your entire time doing that, okay?..... By d way, how much is the price of gar.ri today?

Keep writing codes all in the name of grammer.. My guy speak pidgin and be free..na by force to speak anoda man language.. Your grammer don finish my 15mb,inshort dis your comment drink mb pass youtube....

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Call me lazy, but I wont even bother myself in reading that stuff,rather i will use the time to find out the current price of garr!.. Is there anything in the report worth looking at.. Lets be realistic,i haven't seen/noticed anything improving since Good luck came into office..what has changed?nothing..
The only thing i/most of us noticed,was an unstoppable increase in the price of Garr!..shikena.. I'm not yoruba,but our next president must come from ijebu...

And yet some people still think pastors are better than them,or have an upper hand.. This same pastor will dress up,eat better food and come to the pulpit to preach "thou shall not steal" and the congregation will shout "halleluyah"
There is no pastor on earth that will make me feel like i have to pass through him before communicating with GOD..
I know somebody on this thread will shout "END TIME"..
Dont be surprised if this pastor says something like "the holy spirit told me to bring the gadgets for configuration"

Walahi,i neva see people dey kiss in public for naija.. If you try am,dose old men and woman go say you get evil spirit,or lack home training..

Abagworo: Where in Nigeria are you? Halloween is now a big event at least in Port Harcourt, Abuja and Owerri.

Nice joke..

Good move!! The rate at which we copy westerners and their activities still baffles me.. I am still wondering why we haven't started celebrating "Halloween".. Na only negative things we sabi copy..we see technology,we no gree copy,na naked dancing we see to copy...

Mr. Globe:
you are an idddiot, what is wrong with her stating she is biafran? Do you have a problem with that? Take this your iiiidiotic rant and shove it down your azz fool.

Bleep you too!! idiiotic moronic cretinic baboon of the first order.. Nobody gives a damn if she's biafran or not. But the way she constructed her statement clearly shows she's trying to bring another tribal war into this thread... You and i know that biafra is a very sensitive issue,and anything that has to do with tribe quickly yeilds bashing and insults on this forum. I have seen many sane people on this forum saying they are biafran,and i never replied them cos it's their business,but i clearly know those who try to pass a message that other tribes asides biafra are inferior to them.

chosen04: EWU AWUSA, what are u? I told you who I and my family are. Retarded slowpoke, did ABOKIs sleep with your mother recently?

Typical LOST SOUL from the cursed entity! Please deal with your hurt of coming from a cursed nation that everybody denys.

So you want to bring parents into this abi?Atleast an aboki found my mother attractive enough.. On the other hand,your ugly beast of a mother was so ugly that nobody,i mean nobody,not even those aboki beggars,not even those dis-abled monkey's found in the deep forests of west africa were ready to have Bleep with your half beast,half human mother..
When she weighed her options,she decided to travel down to the deep forests of congo to meet a chimpanzee..
The funny thing is that when she got there,the chimpanzee refused having Bleep with her,not even blind Bleep.. So the fluid was shot into your mum with a sniper..
Lets get talking dirty..i kuku get time today..

chosen04: Who wants to be a nIGERian?

I dont even recognise the cursed country. Thats why i spells it as niGERia . . . .

WE ARE PROUD BIAFRANS (I & my family) . . . . . . Never niGERians.

Who da Bleep even wants to have a wasted,rotten,expired sp*erm like you as a citizen of this country.. Fu*cck off,nobody even knows a fucktardingly cretinous zimbabwean monkey like you exists somewhere... When people dey talk,retarded goons like dis slowpoke go dey bring wetin go cause trouble..rubbish..

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I support them 100%.. If fg no pay them,make light no dey.. By the time angry Nigerians begin protest,dem go pay phcn double double..

fittty: Who d f*ck is 2face. Birdman baby bought a buggatti for $8millie.

Abegi bone grammer joor!! Wetin concern us with birdman abi na eagle man? This is Nairaland,,,the last time i checked,2baba is still a correct naija boy...

Na to dey buy buy we sabi.. Technology,we no sabi.. Wen we go start to dey produce stuffs for africa?? When??

Our presido funny pass i go die..

Mr.Sinister:
500ml is equivalent to one sachet of pure water

lol..