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One day you go wake-up,only to find out say your virg*ina no dey your body again.
Na dat time you go know d difference btw virgin and virginity..

Shalomé: My brown boxer still serving for more than 92.5 hours now...he go take break tommorow.

You mean you ex white boxers

Wash wetin? Me myself no dey kuku wear underwear... If i just bath,na just to wear my trouser be dat oh.. Waka don start be that...
My thing down there no dey complain atall.. D tin just dey fresh dey go... I no sure say i go wear underwear again for this 2012..

Garricious

Nice,but you have to unbold it.. The boldness made it look tattered.. Pls unbold it.

dabrake: why fine women go dey die, wowo ones come dey stay? RIP ma

hahaaahaha!!!

I like the way they tackled the questions.. Keep it up guys..

Na d pikin wan chop the lion,not the other way round... Look the video well

Abeg any beefing should be presented graphically.. Make una no derail dis thread oh..ehen

These guys are fools.. Anyway i dont blame them. Afterall,it's their league.. Racist pigs

sconsults: [size=18pt]you really do not need to prepare for anything. just trust in the holy spirit and pray to saint Gregory of Nyssa and saint ignatius of loyola and i promise you everything would work out fine. recite our father 100 times and do not eat meat for one week, then make sure your sins was confessed to a reverend father and if possible give all your money to charity trusting in the holy spirit to provide for you[/size]

Hahahaha!!! Chineke

Seun: Dear All,



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Omo i don enter road dey go buy laptop..
**stops keke na pep**
keke na pep: oga na where u dey go
me: na computer village
keke na pep: ur money na 3500 naira
me: no problem..if we quick reach,i go pay you 4000naira...

1.. Dont lie,even when lieing will make the coy like you,i repeat dont lie..
2.. Have confidence,dont be too shaky,just relax..Afterall,it's not a do or die affair..
3.. Be yourself,dont fake attitude..
4.. Make sure you look smart and clean..
5..make sure you switch off your phone.
6.. Brush your teeth well. There's nothing irritating like a brown teeth coupled with mouth odour...
7.. Lastly,remember to pray to GOD. Remember,prayer is the master key..

Oya,our northern brothers will definately protest..

Horus: Many people have alternative agendas. People in western countries study African web sites to see what they can get away with within mainstream media. Many Europeans are on Nairaland and other African web sites in disguise just to try and control the wave of information reaching our people. They use different screennames and start tribalistic threads on the forum. They master the art of manipulation.

Exactly.. Afterall,they created the internet not just for child's play. They gather information and many details..

After reading all the comments on this thread,i came to a conclusion that one of our biggest problem in this country is "DIS-UNITY" and "TRIBALISM"..
I also discovered that a small white kid can make Some Nigerians kill each other in thousands... I have to admit,most of us are still suffering from inferiority complex,even though we dont want to admit it..
GOD is indeed a genius.. Ask me why? Ok,now i really understand why he use language to divide those people who wanted to build a very very long tower that will reach heaven in the bible.. Just look at how tribal insults are being trown at each other here,even our leaders are guilty of this... Look,the different languages we have have in this country is one of our biggest problem..

Kai,kai,kai,kai... See ugliness of the highest order.. Chai,chai,chai,chai.. Dis girl wowor na die..
Inshort,this girl's picture should be used as a weapon to motivate other ugly people that there's hope..

mobillon: Kslib is either the dumbest person on earth or a Boko Haram himself. He is Boko Haram himself because he wants to remove "evil leaders thru violent revolution"...which is exactly what Boko Haram is doing. Boko Haram wants to remove "evil leaders" and replace not just with good ones but with zealot holy men...no women of course.
GEJ has plenty of faults which includes not really caring for the welfare of the ordinary man on the street - we saw this by him trying to increase fuel prices and not doing anything significant for even his Niger-Delta kinfolks - but to accuse him of creating Boko Haram is the dumbest thing I ever heard. GEJ has a loose uncontrollable tongue that says things without thinking, so when he stupidly mentioned Boko Haram was in his government what i see is a hapless president who is inexperienced and green in the ears. Just do not forget that he got to be where he is not by his political experience or careful political planning but by luck. It seems the dude is still learning the ropes of leadership and power. He seems to sometimes forget he is the president of Nigeria and talks garbs.
Kslib is a stu-pid Boko Haram i-diot. People like that are what Boko Haram cherish...they can write but are still illiterates.

Hahaha!!!You are a foool and will still remain a capital foool till the word foool is erased from the dictionary.. They say "a fool at 40 is a fool forever".. You may not be up-to 40yrs,but your foolishness will remain with you forever...
I gave two reaons and inbetween the two reasons i included the word "OR".. Do you even know the meaning of the word "OR"??
Look,i'm not a foool like you who will sit down and be watching wothout asking questions.. I'm not a damn robot..
I ask questions when i feel something strange is going on..
You're an idiiot,a really big fat dumb smelling iddiot. For how long will we continue to sit down and watch while the country is heading for doom...
I really dont like insulting people,but with idiiots like you around,it's really hard to ignore and not reply...

Oops..double post

misreal: he may have said something wrong bt i dnt tink it gves u de right to abuse him.correcting him z gud bt abusing him z nt.if u want want to keep abusing him then create a human by ursef,den send ur first son to die for de human u created wen u can simply crreate anoda one.if i where u i will ask God for mercy for wat u just did so u wunt miss out wen rapture tkes place.and dis applies to all nairalanders.

Hahaha!!! Abeg i no fit laugh oh.. Let me not call you a hypocrite,but i believe GOD sees our hearts,and on the last day,people like you will be shocked..
Now back to topic.. Did you even bother to read his post before reading mine.. I wasn'nt insulting him,i was telling him the truth.. How can he be calling all Nigerians demonic,evil and blah blah blah just cos osaze said he wont play for the eagles again.
Nigerians are also bad,but people should stop over-exaggerating and realise that each country has their own share of bad people as well.
I want im to realise that good people in naija out-weighs the evil ones,but the problem is that the evil one's are in control,and hence people like him tend to generalise everybody as evil and that pisses me off..

acidtalk: Who will like to play for this DEVILISH country?

A country filled with wicked and demonic people who even when you want to put smiles on their faces will always want to run you down.

I had to call Osaze to confirm this news.

Acidtalk - Osaze, how far?

Osaze - Acidtalk, I dey bam oh! How hustle?

Acidtalk - My brother, I dey oh! Na true say you wan fashie Super Eagles?

Osaze - My brother, no be lie oh! I don even try say I never bone them tehteh.


Acidtalk - But why take such decision?

Osaze - That country is filled of very evil people. See as them tarnish the career of Finidi and Oliseh even as much sacrifice those duo put into that team. Nigerians will only hail you when you are performing, once you get injured my brother you are on your own.

Acidtalk - What do you mean?

Osaze - See as they forgot about Dosu Joseph, Fashied Kanu when he heard that heart disease before God brought him back, Fashied Rashidi Yekini. That country doesn't deserve one puTting in extra effort, they never appreciate anything. Acidtalk, I need to get back to training. I will hail you later.

Acidtalk - hmmmm!!! Okay bro! Takecare.

Mtcheew.. What is this baptised ode even saying.. Those footballers that were abandoned like you claim were the responsibility of the FG and NFA,and not the masses. Is it the fault of Nigerians..
In Nigeria,a larger percentage are struggling for themselves and may not even have the time to know what's happening in the private lives of these footballers...
Are the said footballers you mentioned saints?. Everybody has his own spending habits and some of them might have un-knowingly squandered their cash without thinking of the future..
Look,whatever the case may be,i know that some of them needed help and fg/Nfa ignored them without doing nada,but that doesn't give you the right to address Nigeria in such a way..
In Nigeria,1% controls 99% of the citizens,so the incompetence of the 1% to help these guys should not be used as an excuse to insult the 99% with such remarks..
This might be the internet,but i suspect you "@acidtalk" to be someone with a very wicked and demonic mind..If tb joshua could heal people through their tv sets,why shouldn't i feel your demonic mindset from the internet. By their posts you shall know them.. After someone will come and say "Your online personality is not a true reflection of who you are".. Now i know why they say "common sense is not common".. Thank GOD for dumb ass*es like you who made humanity to realise the value of common sense.. Rubbishh..
Yeah,osaze doesn't want to play for Nigeria,and i respect that but stop using such dumb conclusions as the reason for his decision on not to play for naija..

toluxa1: [size=14pt]Kinda dry [/size]

It wasn't meant to be wet.. No go drink water for your dry throat,dey dere dey look for wet post..

**creeps into thread slowly,reads the content of the topic and hisses mtccccheew "AFTERALL I'M GETTING USED TO SUCH NEGATIVE NEWS ABOUT NAIJA"**
**creeps out slowly again.on his way out,he saw other people paying gate fee to enter the thread.walks to meet them and said "my people na the normal levels oh"..somebody shouted "another bad news for naija" and he answered boldly "yes ooh my brother"..**everybody quickly vacates the scene and used their money to buy one one cup og garr! Each****

Gbam!!! Boko haram should surrender and beg the whole of Nigeria for forgiveness.. Shikena... No more no less
Boko haram has committed way too much damage to receive the gift of negotiation..

As for me oh.. My ranking goes like this.. from last to first...
Hotmail!! 4th
Yahoomail!! 3rd
Gmail!!! 2nd
Garr!mail!!! 1st

Bludeville: So a friend of mine started dating this guy about three years ago, and last year around April, he proposed, but till today, they haven't fixed a date for their wedding and haven't even started planning or anything.

Was it on April 1st? If it was indeed on April 1st,then you know what it means...

igbsam: I guess we all should be walking around naked so they wont have anything to strip anymore. Except they wud ask us to strip dance as punishment for any offense. Any small thing, dem go strip. Inshort, from tomorrow, i will go to the office naked.

You neva know our police.. Dem go arrest you for illegal display of vital organs,then strip you to your skeleton...

Omoba.com:
Hmmmmm, Heeennn Ok OO. Guy take am easy OO. Learn to speak in riddles/Parables. Abi you be JACK BAUER of 24? Your speculations may be right but Remember, Revolution Requires Technicalities and Courage... More and more. Make dem no send you to Chinese Prison like Jack oooo.

If na to go chinese prison go make things better for this country,then why not? Afterall,life for naija currently no be still the same thing as prison sentence..

Ahahahahahahahaaahaaahahaaahahaahahaaahahaaaahahaaahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!