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I find this funny and sad at the same time.

While I will not question this judgement, I feel Nigeria is a place where if you want to be a criminal ,go big, see now, boko haram and bandits are being " incoporated" into society.


In africa china's voice : poor man wey thief maggi dem go show e face for crime fighters, rich man wey thief money dem nor dey show e face for crime fighters.

SlayerForever:
If you're young and good looking you should finally give it a try. Are you in Lag?

So because I am young and good looking I should go about opening my body for strangers I will never see again? talk about encouraging promiscuity . Will you give your sister this same advice?or your sister is young but not good looking?

Yusufisraelj:
The way you clear my guy doubts no be here, the guy self reason am, come apologize

I dobale

Na one of those "penis people" ,I know his type. If you follow his comments ,you will understand. E get why.

Yusufisraelj:
This lady I no go like quarrel with you, your mouth get raw acid


OP @Obaseki500

My take on this matter is that from your depositions you sound like Christian and yet you wan fvck. It is well with your soul.

However I don't appreciate that fact that she's hiding things from you, my woman use to have access to my phone likewise me, I don't have jack to hide, and I don't do side chick.

More so, your lady should get her own space to live, which one una day live under one roof. E no gel, for me that kind arrangement self no go work na she go beg me make I come work. But pls define things and seek the will of God, but not being free with you is red flag, investigate it.

Bros ,me ke,I nor like quarrel o. It's like someone asking for directions and I stop and give them directions. Quarrel dey for that one?.

Belafonte:
sorry ma

I didn't mean it in a derogatory manner. Since you asked what's special about Nigerian women that any man would want to wife them ,I simply directed you to the person who can give you the best answer ,your father.

Belafonte:
my father and my mother together? wonderful

Aren't they Nigerians, you will get faster answer as to what is special about Nigerian women that anyone would want to wife them. I am guessing you are one of those "team foreign"

Belafonte:
which useless husband rights? did he deflower her? abi is it not nigerian women? I don't understand what is so amazing about you nigerian women that a man will be dying to wife you lot, and I truly don't mean this derogatorily.

if he's a tome-waster why hasn't she moved on to better men? meanwhile, in this same thread, the op specifically stated that he hasn't been financially well enough to get married and that going by recent earnings he'll be ready by next year. if she doesn't understand that, she's mad and should be committed to a mental institution.

it is you women that will say you don't eat your children to suffer, it is still you some. that will say a man planning for the future is a time-waster. have you ever bought diapers and baby food in your life that you want a struggling man to carry a load too heavy for him to bear? is it crack y'all smoke?

Oh I see it's you ,one of those penis people. . You should have asked your father that question whats so special about your mother ? Or isn't she Nigerian?


I think you should be asking the op what's so special in having sex and having access to a so called " Nigerian woman's" phone.


How much is registry? You can live together but can't pay for registry?


If she is mad, then the op is madder for thinking he could use back door to earn husband status.


You and the op don't need crack ,your stupidity is enough to get you high.

Belafonte:
dem chain am? why she dey lock phone? her papa done die? make she move out if the current arrangement no favour am na. na by force to marry?

And it's not by force to unlock phone or have sex either.


The op be wan use backdoor get access to husband rights ,I sure say na im convince the lady make she move in with am, but babe wake up from slumber come turn tables now e don run come nairaland. Nonsense.


The op is a typical time waster.

Oga the one wey you don chop for 6 years never do you?


Go and pay bride price or let her go and meet someone who is serious. .


I am sure you convinced her to move in with you so you can have access to husband rights through the backdoor.


How much is registry? that you are using funds as excuse to tie her down? Typical time waster!

This kind of fat is unhealthy.

Liposure:
or maybe becos greater is he that is in you than he that is in the world. Halleluya sb.

lol. May be , maybe not. Currently I am not the religious freak, still can't see myself doing it. I see it as carelessness while some other school of thought might see it as adventure.

Liposure:
becos its a one night stand

I guess I am not wired that way. .

The picture is anit- Islam.

Meeting someone in few hours boom sex . I do wonder how people do it. How can you meet someone and sleep with them on the same day.

Yankee101:
You think it's your zoo? A sitting govt gave them the C of O. They didn't pluck it from trees

In a country like Nigeria where corruption and nepotism thrives , a sitting governor gave C of O to his allies through the back door.


And this is all you have to say? "They didn't pluck it from the trees"? Oh wow!


So how are we supposed to move forward with a mindset like yours? .

This one wants to exert his polygamous nature on another man's wife.

I knew something wasn't right when adekunle changed his hair to that awful playboy hair style.


Anyway I am not surprised.

Upcoming kleptomaniac.

iykofias:
Using old rickety panties to generate money, what a way to recycle our waste

Your sense of humor is top notch.

This is simply just an overbearing arrogant entitled gigolo move gone wrong.


Now he is wailing on top of his voice.

It's seems you are comfortable in the job and the pay is good too,if not you will not have time to be catching feelings/lust.

Oh I see the op issa scammer.


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The real question is ,are there people that were given prepaid meter for free?

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If we translate some people's native names to their meaning in English ,it will also be funny.

1) A human being is not a toy or snack to be stolen.

2) A man can tell you his wife is a witch and from hell just to get in between your legs.

I think it's condescending to refer to a man as an object that can be stolen ,but then again if it will absolve these penis people off their sense of responsibility and blame, they will gladly let you STEAL them.

24countries:
OTS...
Thinker...

Whatever that means ,good for you I guess. .

24countries:
Why are you awake?

I should be asking you same.

24countries:
Yep, but I change my mind.
Now, I'll take a screenshot of it, and make it my WhatsApp dp.

Lol, I see you want to invite trouble. Don't let your family and friends start holding deliverance service on your head o. It's a weird thing to have on your WhatsApp dp , enlightened or not. Trust me you don't want to go there.

24countries:
Could be normal art. But
Strange and beautiful. Something I'd look at just once and probably delete. Feel me

Yeah, I was fascinated by it,actually screenshot it from a page. It has a mixture of spooky and mystery,it's different but then others will have a different opinion.

24countries:
There's something about it

tell me your thoughts.