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Truckpusher: They've been together for years .That means there is something special about her and this is one reason why Jonathan can't send her packing like your kinsmen that has no respect for that woman that toiled and suffered and with them. Solozzo:"Real Men" are NEVER scared of their wife! Fear ...and Love.... are not the same thing! First, Buhari's first wife is dead.... so he has all the right to re-marry. [size=18pt]but more importantly, Jonathan is a wimp, he lives in fear of that "Barren He-Goat" he calls a wife. When a woman uses her womb to do "juju" because of the lust for power and politics ...with the connivance of her husband...,[/size] How on earth do you expect him to have the balls to leave her... he nor get the Liver! though he is just using the "He-Goat Patience" for "decoration and Politics" because he actually has married Deziani Allisson Madueke's sister who gave her those little kids living abroad... ....while numskulls like you are being used as "Election thug" here in Nigeria! ![]() Its a mutually beneficial unholy alliance solemnised by the Devil. Shiorr Lastpage! |
panalpep:isokay, she needs to tell Buhari he has no Brain, right? Bunch of Eediats! Lastpage! |
Hmmmm... wetin make Mrs Buhari dey yarn with that "He-goat" in Skirt ![]()
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Controlled:It is not for want of reason they call her SHEPOPOTAMUS! This silly woman that is best described as a "male Goat" who cant bare children like every other decent woman is abusing somebori? *Dezeani Allison Madueke is Petroleum Minister because and only because her sister is the "Biological Mother" of thode little kids of Jonathan, .....she is a looter to boot .....while that rumbustious Eediot called Patience has just been wasting Jonathan's sperm for ages .... (No wonder he gat no Balls anymore! )And dont expect "Mrs Buhari" to respond to this gutter woman, they are miles apart in terms of "class and style". Mrs Buhari has her "biological children" to look after so she nor get time for one barren Shepoppotamus! Abeg, forget matter, that woman belongs in her husbands Zoo (PhD Zoology)! ![]() Lastpage!
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Too late now! Dont say ANYTHING you cant back-up with EVIDENCE! Even your Supervisor will not believe or back you up ![]() Its not your fault but be on the lookout for another job..... Such is life. Lastpage! |
Ideyontop:Sssshhhh....... you are too young to understand! Go back and read HISTORY..... of David Mark, as a MILITARY MAN. That is the era he was referring to. Lastpage! |
You can wear Uniform but you are still a clueless Creek Mosquito! ![]()
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It takes more than just wearing Military Uniform, ..... to be a GENERAL in the Nigerian Army!
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Let him use all the state funds to book advert in all the Nigerian Newspapers..... instead of paying his state worker's salaries! Even that will not save him from being removed for election fraud and JAILED subsequently ...and his clueless Creek Mosquito being voted out come March 28. Buhari was "reserved" for this moment, all these years! Like Winston Chruchill, His time has come... Welcome the "General" who will put a stop to all these "shenanigans and theivery" of Jonathan and his cronies Lastpage! |
InglishTeechar:I hope Jonathan too will be required to conform with BVN ..... ....because he will now have to show where all those Billions of Naira he ia using to bribe CAN, OPC, Ohaneze Ndigbo, Lagos Youths, SaTANoids, e.t.c...are coming from? ![]() Lastpage! |
menesheh:You peeps should listen to yourself for once! ![]() *Is it Jega's fault that some people have refused to pick-up their PVC's? Can he force them? *Is it Jega's fault that some people ran away from the North and did not go back because GEJ felt there was no need to tackle Boko Haram until 6weeks extension of election? * Is it only Igbos that are displaced in the North East? What about hundreds of thousands of Northerners who are bombed and gunned down daily by Boko terrorists... and are possibly votes for Buhari? What about Yorubas who left the North and ran down to the South West? Why is it only Igbos that are ALWAYS whining? *Is it Jega's fault that even in the Eastern states where there is no insurgency, the Igbos would rather "go to market" than perform their civic responsibility of picking up there PVC's? *Was there ever any election ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD where all the registered voters collected their card or where those even collected PVC's ALL voted on election day? Why is it now that PDP/Jonathan suddenly think Jega must achieve a miracle of 100%? * Is it not even shameful that Jonathan is using all these excuses to remove Jega simply because he wants to place his "man-friday" in the position, someone whom he has reached an "unholy agreement" to declare that INEC is not ready for election and it should therefore be shifted once again.... ....or worst case abolish the use of card readers which would prevent both parties from RIGGING the election? * Can Jonathan also explain to Nigerians where he is getting all these Billions of Naira he is using in BRIBING every dolt available on sight..... and Why/How that coincides with the rapidly depleting purchasing power of the Naira? Why is it only PDP/Jonathan that are acting like it is only their own supporters that would be subjected to use of the Card Reader? Does that not tell you something about their intentions? If all fails, Jonathan MUST GUARANTEE Nigerians that Card Readers would be used because the Vote of Nigerians MUST start counting! If he wins, it should be because Nigerians want him .... not because he and his party are "unrepentant Election Riggers" . The trouble Jonathan wants to plunge this country into, will consume him as well. He has been planing these things for some time now ....(and Igbos are urging him on because they think the looming chaos will present the opportunity for them to take advantage and declare secession again, since it seems they never learnt any thing from the past!) ...what with asking and arming his creek militants, to be buying and importing weapons for the Armed Forces, like we dont have a laid down guideline in procurement of weapons for our armed forces anymore..... ...Only UNDER JONATHAN o! The kind of "Gbagbo-style" that Jonathan wants to foist on Nigerians would not work. If it leads to chaos, with the whole world watching right now, then Jonathan and his accomplices MUST be taken to the Hague and jailed for their war crimes. Let those that have ears, ...let them hear! Lastpage! |
Let us reason together: *In the "rich and advanced countries" (like U.K, Germany, U.S, e.t.c) hardly do you see people flocking to church on Sundays, talk less of working days. *Now, l use to think that these Oyinbo people that are not as religious as Nigerians, should be poorer than us since God is supposed to reward us more than them. * But the reverse seems (is) to be the case! So, l suppose you will agree with me that something is WRONG with our own form of Christianity! It appears there is a "direct relationship" between POVERTY and PROLIFERATION OF FAKE NIGERIAN PASTORS If you also look around, you will realize that the very very religious countries/people.......... are the most wicked, the poorest and the most backward! shocked Bottom line: We only serve God with our mouth,.... not our heart! Our Pastors/M.O.G's are well-tuned "con-men" who have perfected the art of using religion to fool, bamboozle and love-vendor Nigerians. For example, when a Pastor hijacks #3Billion out of the #7Billion "Political bribe" money and buys a second Jet plane, he would go to church and mock his brethren saying "My god is not a poor god, he has blessed me with a second aeroplane"! He would not tell them that he sold his soul to the devil, to acquire such wealth....and the "mugun members" will start jerking and twisting and thrashing on the floor claiming their Pastor has a direct telephone line to the God of Heaven! grin grin In the end, he would still rob them of the little they have by taking "offering and tithe"! shocked shocked This election has exposed the "corrupt under-belly" of Nigerian so-called "Men of God".... with some of them giving very "political prophecy" just to attract the attention of the "highest bidder" who holds the key to the national purse. The truth is that these Pastors only profess God but their heart is very far from God. I have been wondering: if God can tell you the POLITICIAN that will win this election, why cant the same God tell you where those over 250 "INNOCENT GIRLS" (compared to rotten politicians) who have done nothing wrong....ARE KEPT, SO THEY CAN BE DELIVERED? Or are you telling me that God is more interested in "Politics/elections" than saving the life of the innocent? Look, you can decide to fool yourself till kingdom come but if you examine the facts "properly", God has given us enough "signs" to use in identifying and concluding that these MOG's are FAKE and only after MONEY and POWER. This is one of the reasons l still admire Jehovah's Witness Sect till today. When have you seen ANY of their church or Minister dabbling into these kinds of Political shenanigans or collecting such filthy lucre from Politicians? They might not be perfect, being humans as well but in general terms, you dont see most of these "avoidable evils" within their ranks. The Catholic Church must also be applauded in this current massive bribing saga for making a Godly stand. Shame on the leaders of these "prosperity-by-bribery" Pentecostal churches! Until l see those kidnapped Girls or one of these our faek Pastors tell us categorically that God has told him where the girls are...and we find them there... These MOG's can go F**k themselves because they are a bunch of lying perverts. Now, if you are one of those "touch not my anointed or question-not my pastor"... just waka-pass, when you wake-up from your stewpidity, we will have a chat then. undecided Lastpage! ..But HBD for being a year younger. |
worriedmom:The bolded part is what l hate most in some men! "You make it look like Sleepers, you got to deal with it!" When it was forward pointing and rounded, you dey handle am, now you want to reject it baa? No way! BTW: How was it when you met your husband? Some men like me, who enjoyed their wives bosom when it was "super hard, rounded and pointing" have no problems still appreciating it when it falls a bit due to child-rearing ...... (but even then, l had to place a "ban" one confrontational 14months old son of mine who was attempting to struggle the bosom with me, back then!) .... l have to just accept it as it is and make the best of it! But if a woman has "used the bosom beyond measure" before marriage (as l see some young ladies do), the tendency is for the husband NOT to feel RESPONSIBLE for the current state...and who no like better thing? He may be tempted to experiment on how the firm one feels and once he does that, the flabby one will not interest him again! ![]() By plunging my face inside and sucking the bosom like its the first time l am seeing it, it makes my woman feel good (let me confess that l hope it was still as firm as it use to be back in those days, when l see those "underGees" temptingly crossing my part ... if Madam read this post, hell go break loose o! I guess with time, maturity would make some husbands realize that even them are not the studs they use to be, when they were thirty-something years of age! ![]() *Let your husband do "aggressive sucking" of the bosoms, it may help improve the elasticity of the surrounding muscles. *Tell him it is his job to assist you to make it firmer *Dont tie-wrapper around your chest, it worsens and accelerates the "annoying type" of flat bosoms (that type that feels like there is no flesh or anything inside the bosom!) *Do a lil-bit of exercises that stretch the muscles in your upper chest areas Finally, dont feel bad about yourself, tell hubby he is also getting flabby and slow but you still appreciate him, even like that ..... or wont he mind if you start telling him that or resenting him? Maybe that would set him thinking "straight" ...... except if he has been "touching some well-rounded and firm bosom" ...somewhere else![b][/b] "Your wife is your wife, you have to love her the way she is ....or help her improve", as long as she is not the heady or stubborn type who will refuse help. ![]() Lastpage! |
lovat:You mean in saner climes, Criminals will attempt to "jail break" and would be given a red carpet ...or shot on sight? Or are you not aware they were trying to JAIL BREAK? ![]() In the U.S for example, a Prisoner, who attempts to even go near the Security Perimeter fence, will be shot on sight by the Guard on the watch Tower. No questions asked. There is a clear line before the Perimeter, No Prisoner is expected to cross ..... except you are trying to be a "fugitive of the law"! Abeg, tell us about this "saner clime" you have in mind. Lastpage! |
50calibre:Dont mind these PDP Plebs! "Show me your friends and l would tell your character" Jonathan runs with this type of shady characters! Let him continue to throw "party' here and there. The thing is, Buhari is an individual seeking elective office. Jonathan is the current President of Nigeria.... with access to ALL the paraphernalia of office (Armed forces, Ministers, e.t.c), .... ....including the National Treasury! When election was slated for Febuhari 14th, someone like Buhari who has not looted the Nigerian Treasury knows he has a "limited Money" to run his campaign..... and planned to maximise it up to Febuhari 13th, a day to the election. Then Jonathan, out of sheer evil machinations, decided to shift the election by SIX WEEKS. Jonathan knows he has "UNLIMITED ACCESS TO THE NATIONAL PURSE...... and YOU CAN SEE THE WAY HE IS SPENDING OUR MONEY LAVISHLY....with the attendant effect on our foreign currency exchange rate! *Importers are crying over the exchange rate *Companies are laying-off workers *Investors are staying away for now *The Naira is taking a bashing against other international currencies *Petrol scarcity has returned *Even the Market women whose wares have nothing to do "directly" with forex, has increased prices because we all buy from open market! Jonathan is the only person in this country who is not suffering the effect of the election postponement. He is busy throwing party and lavishly dolling out billions of naira, everywhere he goes! Whose Money? Your Money, My Money, Our Money! undecided Buhari has does not have the "spending capacity of a rapacious, treasury-looting Jonathan" and has taken his time to "chill-out" while Jonathan is busy running the country aground and into debts. Buhari will be back a week or two to the election, revamp his campaign with minimal adverts based on "issues" but Buhari will not descend to the GUTTER-level Jonathan has gone to. When the time comes on March 28, Nigerians will show this 'shoeless waste of money' ...........how to be a President. Lastpage!
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kalohkaloh:You know that thing about ........"You get the type of Leaders you deserve"? These same Youths will be languishing in poverty just after the election and will be lamenting how "The Elders have failed them".... .....Forgetting that "they failed themselves", as you have elucidated above! ![]() Lastpage! |
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Lagos Youths: President, Where is our $21 Billion Stolen NNPC money? Jonathan: E dey my belle, l don chop am! ![]()
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sweetgala:Actually, we say "Like Father....like Son"! FFK is a proud "prodigal son" of his father. Just ask why his sister insisted they must share their inheritance ASAP... and you would get the jist. ![]() Lastpage! |
OrlandoOwoh:Very very Easy now.. Ayo Oritsejafor: "God told me in a vision that he would use Jonathan to enlarge his ministry and Jonathangave me #7BILLION naira"...sombori shout Halleluyah Congregation: Hallelllelelelelelelellululululuyayayayyayayhhh End of Story! ![]() How easy can it ever get? ..... with the kind of fools attending these miracle and prosperity preaching Pentecostal churches nowadays? ![]() Lastpage! |
rabimlomo:Let us reason together: *In the "rich and advanced countries" (like U.K, Germany, U.S, e.t.c) hardly do you see people flocking to church on Sundays, talk less of working days. *Now, l use to think that these Oyinbo people that are not as religious as Nigerians, should be poorer than us since God is supposed to reward us more than them. * But the reverse seems (is) to be the case! So, l suppose you will agree with me that something is WRONG with our own form of Christianity! It appears there is a "direct relationship" between POVERTY and PROLIFERATION OF FAKE NIGERIAN PASTORS If you also look around, you will realize that the very very religious countries/people.......... are the most wicked, the poorest and the most backward! Bottom line: We only serve God with our mouth,.... not our heart! Our Pastors/M.O.G's are well-tuned "con-men" who have perfected the art of using religion to fool, bamboozle and love-vendor Nigerians. For example, when a Pastor hijacks #3Billion out of the #7Billion "Political bribe" money and buys a second Jet plane, he would go to church and mock his brethren saying "My god is not a poor god, he has blessed me with a second aeroplane"! He would not tell them that he sold his soul to the devil, to acquire such wealth....and the "mugun members" will start jerking and twisting and thrashing on the floor claiming their Pastor has a direct telephone line to the God of Heaven! ![]() In the end, he would still rob them of the little they have by taking "offering and tithe"! This election has exposed the "corrupt under-belly" of Nigerian so-called "Men of God".... with some of them giving very "political prophecy" just to attract the attention of the "highest bidder" who holds the key to the national purse. The truth is that these Pastors only profess God but their heart is very far from God. I have been wondering: [size=14pt]if God can tell you the POLITICIAN that will win this election, why cant the same God tell you where those over 250 "INNOCENT GIRLS" (compared to rotten politicians) who have done nothing wrong....ARE KEPT, SO THEY CAN BE DELIVERED? Or are you telling me that God is more interested in "Politics/elections" than saving the life of the innocent? [/size] Look, you can decide to fool yourself till kingdom come but if you examine the facts "properly", God has given us enough "signs" to use in identifying and concluding that these MOG's are FAKE and only after MONEY and POWER. This is one of the reasons l still admire Jehovah's Witness Sect till today. When have you seen ANY of their church or Minister dabbling into these kinds of Political shenanigans or collecting such filthy lucre from Politicians? They might not be perfect, being humans as well but in general terms, you dont see most of these "avoidable evils" within their ranks. The Catholic Church must also be applauded in this current massive bribing saga for making a Godly stand. Shame on the leaders of these "prosperity-by-bribery" Pentecostal churches! Until l see those kidnapped Girls or one of these our faek Pastors tell us categorically that God has told him where the girls are...and we find them there... These MOG's can go phuck themselves because they are a bunch of lying perverts. Now, if you are one of those "touch not my anointed or question-not my pastor"... just waka-pass, when you wake-up from your stewpidity, we will have a chat then. ![]() Lastpage! |
means:You know, l used to be a fan of Channels TV as their programmes and interview are "generally BALANCED". But a few days after that postponement, there was this announcement that a few Billions of Naira has JUST been earmarked for Digitalization of Media and some TV Stations and "Channels TV has been chosen as one of the beneficiaries ..... then the Chairman of Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation also visited Channels the next day and read the riot act to the staff (NBC is very willing to apply the Big Stick and even revoke the license of some Stations bla bla bla...). Next thing is that I noticed a very glaring departure from the "balanced interviews" that is the hallmark of Channels TV. What we have[size=18pt] IN CHANNELS TV now is ...........the Presenters acting as the "spokesman and Lawyer-Advocates" of PDP/President Jonathan" in such a nauseatingly GLARING MANNER![/size] I dont mind if they do it with some modicum of decorun since "he who pays the piper dictates the tune".... though very wrong for a media house! But Channels is currently trying to "out-do" AIT in who can spread the worst propaganda in favor of PDP and the embattled President Jonathan. Oc-course, we heard "Mama Piss" shouting the next day "Digshital!...Digshital!!... we are now Digshital..... we no be Analoku again o"! ![]() It got to the point that l speak to afew people about this and they say "Oh, l dont watch Channels that much anymore"! If per-chance they have the software to monitor the rate at which people "Change Channel" was they start talking politics, then they would realize how much disservice they are doing to themselves. All the same, this culture of "bribery and corruption" is not sustainable and will eventually be stamped-out sooner than later. Lastpage! |
emusmith:So FFK sef don get "boys" for back! Lord have mercy! Anyway, "[size=18pt]The Guilty are ALWAYS AFRAID"[/size]. ![]() Na wetin Rat sabi chop, n im dem dey take do Rat Poison................... FFK, na you rmouth wan kill you, no be tifnubu joor! Lastpage! |
slightlyMad:The answer is: If we dont pretend like Boko Haram is better than the Nigerian Army and thus allow the problem to fester, WHAT EXCUSE WILL JONATHAN USE, TO POSTPONE THE ELECTION? Dude is cunningly smart, forwarding thinking and desperate on how he can rig this election! Lastpage! |
asamaigho:If Fani kayode can be singing the praise of GEJ, if OPC can be praising GEJ, if Doyin Okuugbe can be mouthing GEJ.... why cant Barcanista? Money has no tribe or religion and is no respecter of morals! Abeg, Barcanista, "carry-go", this "season of GEJ awoof money" no go pass you. Lastpage! |
berem: believe the Op at your own risk!I am wondering whether it was the "Mods" that deleted the above post by "Berem" because l searched for it in earlier post but it was gone! BlackBaron:These Pro-GEJ clowns have ZERO CREDIBILITY! It seems after the election was postponed, they have decided that Nigerians are "gullible" and need to be fed all sorts of LIES, to make then vote for GEJ! The other time, they were also cut "lifting pictures" of some foreign Locomotives/ assembly plant..... and calling it Jonathan's Locomotives! Until we bust them an :od showed the links to the true owners of the Locomotives. NOW, HERE WE GO AGAIN, WITH "CUT AND PASTE" ACHIEVEMENTS Since Jonathan came to bribe people in Lagos, Areas Boyz have fought over their share, Ohaneze has been split over their own largesse, OPC factions have each come forward to collect their share of the awoof, some "faceless" Igbo and Yoruba Youth Associations have taken their share and the list goes on..... [size=14pt]We are now experiencing "a season of SIX WEEKS of SIX LIES every SIX DAYS" whereby Jonathan's PAID Agents bombard us with all sorts of "MANUFACTURED PROPAGANDA" ..... just to "market a bad product"! IT IS CALLED DIRTY ADVERTISING![/size] ![]() BTW: One question most people keep asking is this: Why is it that since election was postponed, a lot of strange things ..which should have happened but NEVER happened in the last 4years, seems to happen at an alarming rate For example: *Suddenly, Nigeria Army started receiving New weapons just two days after the postponement! *Jonathan who has abdicated his responsibility of visiting Borno State for the last year of the insurgency, simply developed "courage" and visited the place this week! *All Fed Govt Parastatals like the Immigration, started 'real recruiting" of jobless Youths! *Boko haram wh o has been chasing our Army, just became weak and started loosing ground to our Army *Jonathan who used the last 4yrs to abuse Yorubas, started prostrating for every kid in Yoruba land last week.....even wearing Agbada! ![]() *Olorunsogo Power Stations that was started by OBJ suddenly gets commissioned by Jonathan, a week after postponement of election! *To make matters worse, Jonathan even wore a Military Camouflage this week, something he has never done in the last six years! See why l thought it would be a lovely thing if Jonathan postpones this election again, for another six weeks so that we can experience his "wonderful achievements" in another wonderful six weeks! ![]() The only downside in all these is that it appears the govt has the capacity to do all these things but DID NOT, as he took Nigerians for granted but when Buhari showed him the "hand writing on the wall", he felt all he needed was 6weeks to hoodwink us to vote for him a second time! Like l said, its bad enough that a lot of people have died while millions more have been scattered, displaced and traumatised over his "playing politics and deliberate inaction" with the insurgency in the North but[b] it is even worse that while the President is "showing off in this Six weeks", he has not yet shown us our over 250 daughters kidnapped by Shekau... BROUGHT HOME ALIVE![/b] Another reason why this Govt cannot be trusted and must be voted out of power. Lastpage! |
WHEN WILL JONATHAN STOP DEPLETING OUR NATIONAL TREASURY? This inept President is running this country aground as he keeps changing our earned Dollars into naira (thereby reducing the purchasing power of the Naira and weakening it .... $1 = 215 as of Today!) He keeps sharing out our money just to bribe people to vote for him and causing disaffection amongst Nigerians This man should end up in jail, once he gets booted out on March 28. ![]() [url]http://saharareporters.com/2015/02/27/jonathan-gave-us-money%E2%80%94lagos-igbo-leader[/url] Lastpage! |
postmann:You my Brother MUST ACCEPT that the world is changing........... for the worse! It starts from early life when the "Single Mother" raising such men, poison their minds about the role of their father, and men in general, in the ladder of life. Since they dont know any better, they grow up becoming such plebbs. Can you imagine a young man "moving-in" into his girl friends house, to live together? In my days, you cant even have a girl friend if you dont have your own "room", no matter how small with its spring bed in it! That is how much we pride ourselves in being a male. We worked hard and made the money because we know that we have a responsibility to provide not juts for our children, but our wife and even her own family members! The wuse that we have around now, who call themselves "modern man" just because they have a pair of balls between their legs ... (even the use of that in the bedroom department is suspect, unlike in my days when your woman will scream to the roof top, from sheer ecstasy simply because you "touched base" so often!) ..have surrendered all that is associated with manhood and think its okay just to be effeminate and get slapped around by women! Well, l guess everything changes and goes round.....maybe the time will come agagin when "real men' are once again, facing the sun on this planet. Lastpage! |
*I guess a lot of women have mistakenly attributed being "loyal and supportive" of their husband, to being weak! *While on the other hand, the feminazi have wrongly termed a "rude, arrogant and uncouth woman" as "independent". *Finally, no man not even any "second party" be it man or woman, wants to associate with a foul-mouthed Biatch who does not know her place in the society. It is this DISTASTE for such women that some have misunderstood as INSECURITY! ![]() Will it not interest you that very prominent and rich wives, (as in long term married women) are the most respectful and even submissive to their husbands? Dora Akinyilu of blessed memory is one of those women, just to mention one. Are we to say that their husband are feeling insecure or are they the ones feeling insecure? ![]() [size=14pt]Bottom line is that a man marries a woman, .....because he needs A WIFE. If all he needed was a COMPETITOR, he needs not marry at all, he has more than enough in the office environment[/size] ![]() A woman must define whether she wants to be a WIFE ..or a COMPETITOR ...... and its a free world, just chose what you want and dont whine. ![]() Just my opinion sha. Lastpage! |
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