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spyder880:
Oga lastpage another advantage is that people from the next village can see my roof from three kilometres away (happy weekend everyone)

Actually, that is the REAL advantage,..... all those ones l listed are just for 'textbook' discussions!

I hail Sir!



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rhymaster:
What economy are you concerned about? Stop lying Ipobist. SS and SE (since you ibos always lump you together with SS) will lose the most. The FG doesn't even need to put boots in the creeks, they should just Odilize you on a mega scale, bomb everything and imagine how a small spark will light huge fires in an already petroleum soaked environment. All your pipelines and food sources will be destroyed and hunger will kill you faster like the biafrans in 1967. Every progress in the SS and SE will be reset to the Stone Age, let's see who will cry the most. How will 30 M (SS and SE take on 150 M+) other parts of Nigeria? No more food for you and no pipelines either, when your lands are burned to the ground.

Take am easy Bro, we wont allow Refugees in our backyard o..........

..... especially Refugees that caused their own displacement and destruction.



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kettykin:
I'm not a very good student of history but I don't think I remember the Nigerian military subduing any opposition without foreign support .

So dismal was their performance that even with the support of the Soviet Union military, British military, United States, Egyptian pilots, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, Chadian rebels, cameroon ,O.A.U they couldn't route an ill prepared, ill equipped and small in number biafran army in the process loosing a whole division in Abagana another division in onitsha and what amounts to third of the entire army population in operation OAU.

I now realize why Britain had to warn them of disaster if they use the military option against the Niger delta militants.

Foreign support or not, SUBDUE them is the end result.

Like Boko haram, like the Civil War, these criminals will be brought to their Knees!



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Oildichotomy:
Politicians are always selfish in their quest for relevance and the egunjes.

Where is he from again? Yobe!!

He should just decamp already please, who gives a hoot

When contacted, Ado Adamu, simple replied that politics is a game, you know politics is all about give and take or what you stand to benefit.

See? I nor tell you?

those who want to kill themselves over selfish Politicians and useless political parties...

See what the he-Goat of a PDP man said!


I nor tell you?



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RZArecta:
this is how the king was disgraced. Is this how people who are invited for questioning are treated not even respecting his status or throne ? I pity the sad lives of those who support this nonsense because of tribal and political affiliations. We have noted the rubbish and are smiling now make nobody vex tomorrow

Didn't see any "bangles" on his hands now?

All l saw were traditional beads.

Abeg, make we hear word joor, im na God?



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MyX1:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/05/24/ogoni-traditional-rulers-kick-as-army-arrests-paramount-ruler-gbaranee/


The Nigeria Army Desecrate The Royal Throne In Ogoni Land.

The Nigerian Army says it has arrested Ogoni Paramount Ruler Barinadaa TD Gbaranee because of "insecurity in his domain..." "This is how they treat Niger Delta chiefs because of Niger Delta militants but Boko Haram Emirs, Sultans are walking around freely in the North where their terrorists arewrecking havoc! What a country! What a government!

Look, be honest to yourself, No Emir or Sultan has shown "open support" for Boko Haram terrorists.... if they did, we should ask why your Jonathan did not arrest them? Thats is his fault.

In the current case, those "traditional rulers" that hide terrorists in their domain, will only have themselves to blame.

The Armed Forces have a MANDATE to defend the country and its assets, anywhere within Nigerian territory. Period!

Gbaranee, how market?



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The ONLY WAY Marriage would work, is if both spouse "behave and act" they use to do, WHILE COURTING.




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From all the comment l am reading here, any intelligent person can see that "The fear is palpable".

Even those toying from the Phyno Phone dey fear...... and it shows in their knee-jerk reaction.


Let those who want to "dare a sovereign Govt", go ahead.....

The Federal Govt can continue to import Arms for the Armed forces and buy more Naval Ships but let me see which Sea Port will discharge for Niger Delta Avengers.
they think this is childs-play, right?


"Pikin wey say in Mama no go sleep, let us see how he too will slumber"!


We stand with the Nigerian Armed Forces, till the end.




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Splashme:
Nigerians are wiser now oo. This Buhari/APC govt of trying to devert attention is becomibg stale oo
Nigerians are suffering. The harsahip under this Buhari/APC govt is the worst since independence

These lies/propaganda about Jonathan are becoming stale oo

[size=14pt]Meanwhile, Jonathan himself has 'stylishly" gone on self-imposed EXILE!


Okay, he responded from "Exile".... that he is not in Exile![/size]


Ofcourse, you cant just throw a former President into handcuffs, except you have "iron-cast" evidence against him...... for the sake of the image of the country.

Gradually, little-by-little..... the noose is getting closer.



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mufutau55:
Many people just go for the design they like... you can't be thinking about wood only..
But I think it all depends on the type of aluminum you intend to use too.. wood carcass varies for Longspan, Steptiles and Metcoppo,
but Steptiles and Metcoppo are more similar in wood usage. Also Flat roof tend to consume less woof and aluminium but not many
houses you can use this style. Next is HIP styles that may also consume less wood. The height of your Kinpost will also affect the wood quantity.
I am staying at about 16ft or 5m for any of my project's King Post. The photo I posted earlier was 16ft King Post.

Hajji M.

@Selade


With those diagrams/pictures, l think Hajj M has nailed it completely.
A Picture, they say, is more than a thousand words.

The only thing you need to do is take "pen and paper" and do some "mathematics" (if you dont mind),
using Pythagoras theorem (C^2 = A^2 + B^2)
where C is the rafter side of any chosen triangle within the roof, A and B are the other two sides

or you can also use that acronym we use in Secondary school days: SOH-CAH-TOA.

where S= Sine of Angle x°, C = Cosine and T = Tangent.

With these two equations, you can calculate all you need concerning wood and Aluminium cover.


My Take:

*Roof can beautify a house in unquantifiable ways!

*Choice of roof-shape is also determined by the Shape of your building

*The higher the King Pole, the costlier your roof will get.... but High Roof wont rust/leak easily as they dont retain water or debris, easily.





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Btruth:
Why will men always leave room for the devil to tempt them to this killer level? If you don't trust your wife again, why don't you just divorce her instead of you sending her to the grave? Of what benefits is the dead woman to him now? Instead he will spend the rest of his life behind bars, that's if you are not given death sentence.

We all have tensions, but we should always endeavour to maximise our patience, and instead of been used for evil, one should just summon up courage and walk away. It's better to walk away and later come back and mend things than wait and allow the devil to stir things up. You only know the beginning of a crisis when it's tense, no one can predict what the ending will be like if one doesn't walk away.

I pray that may we never be tempted to the level that we injure not to talk of killing someone in life. Patience they say can cook a stone. Let's learn to always be patience when anger comes.

RIP Roseline. The Lord will keep a good watch over your children. You were indeed a good mother and a wife. It's just unfortunate, that your man never sees you like that. May the good Lord forgive him too, because wherever he is now, for him the DEVIL is to be blame.

This is the first and only comment, that did NOT FOLLOW THE CROWD!

First, No one should kill another, for ANY REASON! Life belongs to God and it is ****

For some, this thread is another evidence that "just MEN", are Animals!

For some, this thread is just a good weapon, to propagate DIVORCE agenda (ofcourse, the Fly will always back someone with sores)

For some, Joblessness is to be blamed but l wonder what will happen if and when all jobless people start committing Murder?

For some, it is the jealousy angle that ticks their fancy! jealous men are evil!

For some, the fact that the man has been taking hard drugs and behaving strangely, Drugs need to be blamed!

For some, it is either age-difference or a reason why one should not marry a "fine spouse"!

For some, it is the religious angle, why did they not seek the face of God before marriage?

For some, it is those who asked her not to divorce, that should be blamed! But even the Bible says "blessed are the peace-makers"!

- But if a man ask to divorce his wife because according to him, she is violent, a lot of Women will condemn him saying its because he wants to marry another wife.....then he is forced to continue living with her and the violence continues!

- But if a woman wants to divorce her husband, she is condemned by more women saying she is already carrying man-friend......... and she is forced to stay with him and the violence continues!

Law-makers need to pass an Act into law, allowing "no fault" divorce if VIOLENCE is INVOLVED i.e each or any of the party should be able to walk-out of the marriage with "automatic and equal access" to the children and whoever between them that is capable of housing and feeding the children, should have the children or they share the children ....but no one should pay any money to the other party who insists on keeping the children or share any property to the other.

This way, the "financial/property" incentive will be removed and we would be left with genuine divorce.




Okay, l see some people are already "boiling" .........because they see "divorce" as a "profitable business"!





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BTW: Lets stop these hypocrisy! Husbands kill their wives and much as Wives kill their Husbands. Examples abound.

[size=14pt]Well, that was how the "chest-beaters" said Olisah Metuh and "Dilector" cannot be arrested, otherwise heaven will fall.

We still dey wait........ the heaven never fall since! [/size]


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n3xt:
If he's good workman, invite him over for newer job and get your money back from him.

But try and establish he's the one who stole your woods. It won't be fair to punish an innocent person.

I nor tell you?

This guy has potential.... he only needs to ******



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kcnwaigbo:
So your " incorruptible" Buhari is now begging with bribe? Choi

Did you read "kachukwu" or "Buhari", in the allegation?

Why do you IPADS like to m@sturbate using Buhari's name, ehn?

Anyway, if the News is from PDP..... l better ask them: Which faction?




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castel428:
boss am gonna upload the MY result soon.

You deserve all the recognition you can get because you worked hard for it.
I wish you more success in all your future endeavours ..... but please, STOP this DECEIT of posting as some 3rd party!

We know better.




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richidinho:
Una don start again, by the time EFCC will invite (Alaibe) we ll start hearing "EFCC arrest special adviser to the principal officer to the cousin of the friend to Jonathan

How are we even sure these party (Alaibe, Sylva n Lokpobiri) are not the brain behind Avengers.

Lokpobiri bombed the state house of Assembly in 2004 wen he was impeached as a speaker under Alams

Sylva we all know what he can do

Alaibe is worst of them all, a very desperate fellow who can do anything because of juicy appointment

Bottom line: These people are mere, "fantastically" lazy CRIMINALS!

Hang them by their Balls. End of Story.



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palserltd:
In an amnesty published in Government Gazette No 36, general notice 85/2016, Mugabe pardoned all convicted female prisoners regardless of offences, with the exception of a few serving life sentences.

Mosline Chakamufuna (25), who was sentenced two weeks ago to 10 years in prison for murdering her child, was one of the beneficiaries of the presidential pardon.

She joins Adlaidy Murombo (21), who was jailed for 10 years in 2014 for attempted murder, after striking her uncle with an iron bar in the eye.


Male inmates convicted of murder, rape, armed robbery and treason were not part of those pardoned.

The jail, which has a holding capacity of 560 inmates, currently has 681 prisoners.

Mthembo said the amnesty had the effect of decongesting the 46 prisons around the country, which were currently overpopulated by nearly 16%.

Currently, the correctional facilities have a population of 19 900 inmates, although their total holding capacity is just 17 000.

Source http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/519/president-mugabe-pardon-all-female-prisoners-in-zimbabwe-in

You see, this is very SEXIST!
Why just FEMALE Prisoners alone? Do they have two heads?

Just imagine if it was only male Prisoners that were pardoned, won the world have come to an end by now, from the "angry roar" of women and their 'she-male' apologist?

Even Husband killers and Child killers got to go free?

Well, this is what happens when you are like 80yrs old and that young girl still allows you to sniff p unnany!
Mugabe finally succumbed to WITCHCRAFT!


he just unleashed more criminals on an already impoverished society!

Man don suffer for this world, .....Chai!



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oduastates:
This man impresses those who are naturally predisposed to his childish/low IQ antics .
this man is a senator for Christ sakes . He should be preferring solutions in the National Assembly.

I will end up by posting the characteristics of the dumb supporters by borrowing from a blog post on trump


This man speaks Like A Third-Grader. Do you know why he’s appealing to stupidd people? Because he speaks their language. He uses small words and short sentences, and has the general thought process of a child in the third grade .Maybe the fact that he “talks plain” appeals to you, but shouldn’t a senator be pushing bills in the NA ?

You know l was inclined to ask this foolish Ben Bruce, whether Mr Johnsin is a Border-fuel-trafficker because l dont see his car having a Tank that would take 100L of fuel in one go!

Or may be his wife is uses "Agbari ojukwu" to cook their family stew such that she would need that much Tomato?

Honestly, ....

#Ben.Bruce.Is.A.slowpoke



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princemillla:
Way to go, but why did he waste so much time befor he succumb..?

Olisah METUH and other thieves should be made to pay interest on the Returns, at prevailing bank Loan rates,.... and also pay "legal Cost" to the Govt of Nigeria.

These mor*rons think they can just waste our time after stealing our YAMS?

Where are his #Wailing IPAD supporters, now that he has admitted to being a thief and Yam-eater?



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Shewunoshewa:
So the Fulanis can be this humble?
Indeed, there is time for peace and time for war.
Kudos to Fayose.

I also dont usually toe the line of Fayose but on this one, the thug got it spot on!

All States in the South must pass LAWS, so it can be enshrined in the constitution of their respective states, making it Criminal to ooenly roam or Graze Cattle.
Setup a Ranch and buy feeds to feed your Cattle.

There is nothing statemanship about watching these LIBYAN herdsmen kill NIGERIANS while you'all act as if you are deaf and dumb!

All of a sudden, they have become Fulani..... no longer Libyans?

Buahri, you dey fall hand small-small o!

Did anyone notice that out of the six Federal appointments announced today, FOUR went to the NORTH, ONE to the WEST and ONE to the EAST?
... and the best ones went to the North as well!

I hope Buahri will not allow his "Fulani Advisers" to make him squander the goodwill that the West gave APC and him, to come to Power.

We still remember what they did to the 2016 Budget as it concerns projects meant for Southern Nigeria.
There will come a point when Southerners will say "Pack your Load"....

Other Yoruba APC members should call him to order before its too late.
Let him learn from Jonathan's failure.



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mufutau55:
Emi ke! The one wey I put for house now, I never finish am... where I go put another one?
I came from a Polygamy family and I always prayed for God to make me a "One man, one wife" and so far God has answered my prayer.

Hajji M.

Between Polygamy (one man, many wife simultaneously) ... and "Serial Monogamy" (One many and many wife, over his life time... but only one at a time)..

Which one is worse?


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cktheluckyman:
Lolz!! So a federal high court in lagos would seize an asset in los angeles USA? These fools never cease to amaze me!! Very soon a high court in zimbabwe would order the seizure of my property in lagos!!

It is very easy to secure the oluwole injuction anyway,the enforcement is another matter entirely

Dont display IGNORANCE on NL.

The Nigerian Court, through the Nigerian Govt, will simply apply to foreign Govts where these assets are located, to enforce such Court Order.

It will also be passed to the Interpol, if they need to arrest him, by issuing a Warrant of Arrest, incase he goes under-ground.

People like you know nothing,.... yet you are the loudest and first to comment.



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adanny01:
The only saviour in my view is that the law is relaxed in Nigeria.

A builder knows he must work under the supervision of the designer. A builder is someone who is also trained in civil/structural engineering processes so cannot claim ignorance if his work goes bad. Its not just enough for the builder to claim "he adviced" without proof he did. Besides, the client may not be knowledgeable and can claim he didnt understand. The client can instruct the builder to carry out a job the builder knows will fail. That does not absolve the builder from wrong. His case may not be criminal but will be treated as professional negligence or tort.

Whose Job is it to employ a qualified Structural Engineer to design the "STRUCTURES" of their Home..... before giving the Design to a Builder to implement?

In that answer lies your claims?

How are you even sure the Builder cant provide proof that he did 'advice'?
Can you engage "unqualified and uncertified" people to build your house in those climes you are referring to?
Can anyone even enter that site without a protective gear and Hi-Vis, not to talk of working there?
Comparisons have to be "balanced".

This place is not a Law court but believe me, when things get to court, it becomes a different ball-game because our laws here are "Adversarial", meaning "the accused is innocent, unless you the accuser can prove him guilty"! That is, the burden of proof is on the accuser.

In those climes you are talking about, the legal system is not adversarial meaning, the accused is guilty...unless he can prove himself innocent.!

Lets leave the Court out of this matter for now, both parties have decided to work together to resolve the problem.
We all free aggrieved but I am sure both Contractor and Client know they both have fault and contributed to the problem.

Cheers.


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CSTR6:
If it pains you so much then ask your president to grant them sovereignty, and you would get your dream country of buhari worshipping zombies.
Igbos are the most widely travelled,and the only place were your dumb brute of a president would have a semblance of a good name would be in your zoo backward country.

It is not the duty of a sitting president to say : I want to divide my country, you this part, go a.
way!
he will be impeached if he did that!


It is the responsibility of the aggrieved, wailing part to pack their bags and go to their own corner of the enclave or waka go Israel!

Even a thief does not beg you to allow him to steal? He ups his game.

Please, if you cant do what you are supposed to do, that is your headache.
Stop begging fir what you think is your right, TAKE IT if you are not a coward.




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knightsTempler:
Karma!!! Karma!!! Karma!!!
What do they say about karma again?

Not quite long ago, the same people where insulting GEJ on international media, calling him all kinda names, from clueless, Otuoke drunk, all kinda unmaginative names, they not only insulted the man, they insulted his wife and children. Today the table has turned, what do you people expect?

Bunch of hypocrites!

What goes around comes around.

Health 101


Question 1.

With how Buhari has allowed every situation get out of hand including ordinary tomato ebola, what would have happened to Nigeria had ebola come during his administration?

Answer: Ebola solution was an initiative of states like Lagos, led by a Good and proactive Gov. Fashola......... nothing to do with the fed Govt led by that "fedora cap".

I find it funny that all the invectives on the President, in this post, and like yours, are from one particular part of he country where most of the looters currently undergoing trial, came from? The South East of Nigeria!

Is that just a "mere coincidence"..... or just a reflection of the core values around that part of the country?

As for Ugandans, there is a reason they are Ugandans .... and not Nigerians!
When they are ready to watch TV or go to School, we will buy some for them.

Awon asinwin!

Not quite long ago, the same people where insulting GEJ on international media, calling him all kinda names, from clueless, Otuoke drunk, all kinda unmaginative names, they not only insulted the man, they insulted his wife and children. Today the table has turned, what do you people expect?

Which table turned? Is it the Table of #ZOMBIE-WAILERS?

That man is all and even more, of those things he was called, based on everything he was doing!
Just thank God that he did not win a 2nd term otherwise, even the internet you are using to post this rubbish wont be available to buy, even if you offered #200,000 worthless Naira.

What we face today, is majority as a result of his kleptomanic, reckless-cluelessness.





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Sorry, here is it:


before spambot ban me!

podosci:
Lol.
One client once told me the rats in his village are evil, that he would come back home and discover they have finished eaten his polysterene facial
Let me have your mai and i would send you the report

Please throw it here Sir,

Its a disposable Email so no worries about putting it here.


Once again, Thank you!

And to the issue of Rats..... I just learned something new from you!

What if they decided to build their own version of the 4th mainland Bridge and Housing Estates inside it, knowing that you cant destroy it?
any solutions for that in the report Sir?

Or do you think my solution below will "epp" ?



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selade:
@Lastpage, Hajj, EgunMogaji, n3xt, abdulwastecx

Thanks for your comments. I have narrowed down to Steptiles or Metcoppo because of the beauty. Pls what's the difference between the two (Steptiles and Metcoppo) because they look similar to me.

And what're your recommendations on where to buy? Tower, First Aluminium or the imported ones?

To avoid been sold a different thickness, can I buy directly from the companies or do I have to go through a distributor?

Appreciate your comments. Thanks in advance.

Current price, l dont know.

But l have read on this thread about how even Companies like Tower, First Aluminium and others have reduced the correct thickness, of their products, just like those Petrol marketers reduce the discharge rate of their Fuel Pump!

Wherever you go to buy, preferably at the Company, go with your Digital Caliper, like the one l just took the picture for you right now.
If they are cheating you, at least you will know and bargain price based on that on go for a higher thickness that falls down to your desired thickness.



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3strikes:
Just messing with you bro. happy wife Happy life

Hahhahaba , I know now!.
Wetin, na so dem dey take marry for persin?


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podosci:
I have a report on polysteren facial and its use for building construction . Interested parties should contact me to send it by mail.

Oga Mi on top of High rise!
You will become Minister for Works one day! Your diligence in doing things right, is not going unnoticed.

I want to read this report, like Yesterday.... Please can l have a copy?

Demainman1:
@Abdulwastecx, this polystyrene eh, is it not that foam they use for TV and other electronics packaging? E go break finish nau.

Two issues are playing on my mind:

1.) Weather: If those things were made of the White Foam used in Electronics packaging (but l doubt, maybe a more stabilized grade that is thicker, heavier and more stable) .... then it means over a few years, it could actually degrade and pulverise?
How easily replaceable are they, in your build/placement techniques?


2.) Flammability: Chemical properties of this product makes it fall into the category of highly combustible materials (its a petro-chemical by-product).
Now, assume there is a small fire at the base of a building or even the next building ........ do you think my Parapet would not just melt-away from the HEAT, even before the offending house gets burnt?
It wont be funny if they put out the fire from the next house, before any appreciable damage has been done, ...... only to find that the neighbours Polysterene Parapet has melted completely!

What do you think Sir?



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