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Theyveedo:But he was right about that! That is what most Nigerians think and call him, after almost six years of ruining the country with corruption. They voted him out of Aso Rock, to get rid of his "badluck". Rev. Mbaka was on-point, as per that. Lastpage! |
MadCow1:But Rape is not a difficult thing to prove that it will now be "Your word against his"? If you rape somebody, the sperm will definitely still be there and DNA analysis would also help solve the riddle. Question still not answered: Why bring it out at the Divorce hearing? If she did not report it to the authorities before because she thinks she would not get a fair hearing..... then it stands to logic that she should not mention it to the Judge in a court because she should not expect a fair-hearing. ...Except if she knows that it is an issue that can swing the divorce in her favour! I think this women are unfairly treated in Nigeria is over-rated Maybe in the past but not in the 21st century. As a matter of fact, me thinks women are the one taking advantage of such "soft logic" to escape blue murder. Its happened like that in some European countries where women continue to take advantage of such "undue sympathy" .....until they enslaved the men completely. How come anyone who is bold enough to question women about their flip-flop identity (they are "equal to men" on Monday, claim oppressed on Tuesday, become the "Weaker se.x" on Wednesday, want 50/50 on Thursday, e.t.c) .....is labelled a "woman-hater"? This is nothing but sheer emotional blackmail! You appear like a "woman-wrapper".. abi na "self-hater" sef? ![]() Cheers. Lastpage! |
otiigba1:is *Bible says only a fool says "there No God"..... yet some Profs will tell you there is no God? *Some Christians believe that using "herbs" to cure diseases is Satanic... Yet God said, "ALL these things, l give you dominion over, use them"? *Some said Devil does not exist ....yet the bible said "Satan and his Angels were driven down to the earth, having lost their place in heaven"? *Some Educated folks say "Juju is a myth" yet the Bible says we battle against unseen spirits and principalities ...in high places"? The white man developed science and showed us what they achieved with it. They gave us Cigarettes, Mirror and Tobaco and told us to discard our "African Science".... and we did. But we forgot that for a thousand millennia, before the white man came, we delivered our babies, inoculated ourselves and generally lived our lives... and SURVIVED! Dont be decieved..... What you dont see, is more than what you see. if you doubt me, ask a Dog when you see it barking at "nothing".. \Lastpage! |
fineguy11:. Sorry about that. I just try to take out anything "religious" from such discussions because in my own opinion, l think it beclouds issues. Lastpage! |
kaboninc:No show for "#Wailing Criminals" anymore, ![]() A new sheriff is in town! God bless PMB...... Nigeria will be back and bouncing. ![]() Lastpage!
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Our5k:You dont need to, we know una. You wont get any #5,000. PMB wont pay it. Period! ![]() Stop disturbing the man otherwise, see below. Lastpage!
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Bandeco:See Epistle o! This is the first time l will see a 26yr old who wants to die over a #5,000 promise! ![]() At your age, l had a wife and a small car, rented my own apartment and had a good job. You still have a very long way to go Bro but with this your "poverty mentality", l fear for your sanity if PMB does not pay this #5,000! ![]() Okay, l see that you want to die over this #5,000? Send your account number to me and l will deposit it there for you so that you wil stop fouling the air with this your whining and #Wailing. Just make sure you do something tangible with your life, PMB and #5,000 wont be there for your entire life. Very gullible slowpoke! SMH Lastpage! |
EgunMogaji:These stuffs are kind of way behind, in CCTV technology. These are for old Mummy and Daddy that are not conversant with technology and hence need something very "BASIC". Distributed Recording, over Wifi, using wireless I.P Camera, wirelessly connected to your I.P Television (for viewing), your Mobile phones and over your 4G/LTE Fibre network is the bomb. Recording is done "offsite", probably to your Google Drive or over some Cloud storage located in a bunker. somewhere in another country entirely. Anyway, bowo'semo, lo'ogun nmo. You get what you pay for. ![]() I hope you are not planning to have this at home because l have seen over two cases where that "Recorder Box" is the first thing the boyz "took along"!! In one funny case, they simply removed the hard disk inside and left the box for the owner! Lastpage! |
brabus:Now we are talking! When you buy premium land in a premium area within the heart of the city, let me see you have a mile for set back and two miles for Generator house! ![]() Ofcourse, we all have land in our villages and build "village retirement homes" there,.....where your land boundary is determined by how far you can throw a stone! ![]() Nothing do una, just carry-go! Lastpage! |
Alezy:Well, in a Campaign where GEJ and his PDP said Buahri did not go to school, where the Nigerian Army said it cannot find the Certificate of its "one-time Commander-in-Chief", only for the Certificate to re-surface after he wont the election, in a campaign where Fayose advertised that a hale and hearty Candidate is dead and advertised hos Obituary in a National Newspaper, in a campaign where PDP/Jimi "Learner" Agbaje promised to install an Eze as parallel Oba of Lagos, in a Campaign where GEj allocated pipeline Contract to OPC at the last minute, only to revoke it after he lost the election, ....l can go on forever, the #5K promise is just the least relevant, especially to any Youth who is serious about his/her life. .... but surprisingly, it is only this insulting #5K that is making our Youths vibrate like a Pepper grinder! ![]() I jokingly asked my 13yr old girl whether she would "protest' in support of the #5,000/month if not paid and her answer was "Let them promise me free textbook for my next class, the #5,000 can do anything positive in my life! Thats is a 13yr old... yet we have a 25yr old University undergraduate raving like a lunatic, for #5,000? Really, sentiments apart, what can #5,000 do in the life of a grown man, for a whole month? Somebody should please tell me. Lastpage! |
Our5k:Yes, l will. Which means you guys are just #Wailing simply because it was PMB/APC that made the 'political' promise? Now, that is the classic definition of a "#Wailing SaTANoid"! ![]() Keep it up please. Lastpage! |
Bandeco: Bandeco: Am 25, 6.1" tall, fair, undergraduate and passes all yardsticks to ascertain handsomeness. No week passes without me being complimented by atleast 5persons of my handsomeness. Some will say "God really bless d woman that gave birth 2u". Despite all this qualities, my sex life is a tragedy to say the least..I have to admit that am/was a very shy guy. Though i get sometimes ,a handful of chicks that are attracted to me, This attraction does last when i get to hang out with the chick. Me Getting a gf 4 myslf is like squeezing water out of stone. I envy some of my averagely handsme buddies score some of the classic babes in town. Infact , i have tried to associatn myself wit jus any gal to build my confidence. No girl has outrightly turn me down but the relatnrhp fades away. I sumtyms 1da if am under a spell. Pls fellow nairalanders help me alleviate dis ma ordeal. Thankx 4 readin ma write-up and proffering ur ideas to enable me make amends.Look young man, focus on your Year one studies and stop hoping to go through Uni with #5,000. Your mates on Campus are repairing shoes, making shoes (cobbler), l use to barb hair for a fee when l was an Inder-gee myself, in those days Take pride in using your brain and hands. That will build CONFIDENCE in you At 25, you just passed Jamb! Facebook Zuckerberg was a Millionaire in Dollars, at 25.... and he did not get any #5,000 from anyone No Girl Friend? Maybe you need a good "phuck" to straighten out your brain! You are all messed up for nowwhat a waste!Now l understand why you are ranting here like a miserable He-Goat. But not to worry, this Govt will give you the enabling environment to ensure you can thrive, ..... if you are not the LAZY CLOWN that you appear to be. #5,000 cant even give you a good phuck! ![]() Lastpage! |
Bandeco:Clown! You need to study and know: the difference between a Promise .... and an "Agreement"! A promise is not binding, campaign or not.... but an agreement is binding. Show me where and how this Promise became an Agreement. If we look deeper, l am sure you are one of those "flat-headed" SaTANoids who did not even vote for PMB, yet here you are crying more than the bereaved! Stop wasting your time on Nairaland thinking you will get #5,000! You can wail from now till 2019, No brass-farden for your types. Use your time wisely, learn a trade and be self employed. I am sure Mike Zuckerberg is your age-mate but he has made something useful of his life. STOP being a lazy, indolent waster on Nairaland. Go and work No food for lazy men like you. Yes, for the "aged and the widows", Govt should help them...... not lazy scallywags like you. ![]() Lastpage! |
RedCapChief:Well, if a "simple Business man" is one who imports "prohibited banned items" into the country, then their business not only need to collapse, they also need to be prosecuted. If they become Armed robbers, well its a risk because if they are caught, its the death penalty for them. Simple Business, right? It seems you are not for any form of control at all? Anything goes, right? maybe you would advocate that we do away with Customs men sef? ![]() There is a reason Govt bans the importation of frivolous goods (like tooth picks) one of which is to encourage local production. This happens all over the world. With time, we will produce enough to meet our demands but to try to circumvent that rule make the person a criminal. So that Importer that is "swallowing dollars through multiple Credit Cards" .. just to circumvent that rule, is a CRIMINAL This list of Goods, you need to access Form M is openly available. Stop trying to use it to import fake and substandard goods or banned items. Simple Enough. I have bought Dollars from BDC, God knows how many times, over the last decade. I still continue to buy and l am supplying my BVN in my next transaction. I know a guy that bought recently and supplied his BVN. It was plain easy! It is only criminals that want to subvert the system or those with criminal intentions that are shouting they cant buy dollars or cant supply their BVN. BVN is here to stay because it will weed out criminality, to some extent, from money launderers. BVN is not just about forex alone, it is also about traceability, National security, money laundering, accountability, import restriction monitoring, et.c.. Even those that import Guns and Ammunitions for Terrorists will find it difficult to do so because they know that with their BVN attached, Govt can trace who paid for those weapons! I still say only those with "criminal intentions" are crying over this BVN matter. Nigerians are too used to "exploiting the system" and when they see changes that does not favor that criminal behaviour, they begin to roll on the floor, shouting "Egbami o"! ![]() Lastpage! |
mufutau55:I noticed some schools do it, so l adopted it inmy own home as well! Just copy-copy! ![]() Lastpage! |
mufutau55:Surprise! I used to think you were the "Chief Banner" around here? Admin should relax o because l dont see any reason for "muscle flexing" around here. I will make this Screen, Hajj ...and will post the pictures here for all to see. Its easy to add that KeyLock to it. Even a Padlock sef though it wont look fine. The thing about Key is such situation Sir, is to "make our families go through a fire/emergency drills, at least twice in a year. Let even the smallest member of the family know EXACTLY what to do, in case of an emergency. My children know where/what corner of the house to run to, if they hear gunshots ..or Thief! thief!! ![]() We even have a song for it (Lie down, face side, in the Red corner if you can make it there). 'Security Door' Key never leaves a particular place in the house. Extinguishers and fire blanket must never be removed but l check them whenever l can. I agree, panic can make the brain numb.... only previous practice can give someone a fighting chance Lastpage! |
EgunMogaji:How is this one better, in terms of "aesthetics" than the overhead concrete one? This is even uglier, wastes "ground" space and the "stands" liable to rust and therefore collapse earlier, that the overhead concrete type. It is also costlier. Pressure is dependent on "Height above ground", (or exit of tap) so for same height, Pressure is same, whether stand alone or not Capacity is a function of size of tank and[b] you will have same capacity[/b], if you use same tank size, irrespective of whether it is stand alone or not. I agree that capacity translates to "weight" but you will also agree that "achievable capacity/weight" is also a factor of the "Iron stands" used in a stand alone type otherwise, it will crumble. If you make good Iron stands, then you can equally make a strong concrete deck (with appropriate columns/beams) along with your building Anyway, each man to his own. Lastpage! |
saint047:Please compile a list of ALL "YOU #5K deprived Youths" and forward to PMB's office. ![]() When we receive the list, we will verify it (we know you will inflate it) and if it is correct, we will set-up a committee to look at the possibility of implementing it in the next budget. - PMB Lazy, Indolent fools! No be only #5K.... na #500K! ![]() In Oshy-Baba's Voice : Go and Die! ![]() Lastpage! |
Alezy:So do you think paying unemployed Youths #5K every month is a measure of good governance? ...compared to all of us coming together to insist on development of the "enabling environment" for private entrepreneurship to thrive? I would rather stable electricity, good roads, good hospitals and security.... that 50K stipend monthly. My take. Apologies for my assumptions. Lastpage! |
RedCapChief: Did you read the part where "the BDC said they have excess Dollasr they did NOT SELL and might have to return same back to the CBN"? How then do you say there is scarcity of Dollars when the seller says there is excess? ![]() Those who "swallow dollars" with multiple Credit Cards are criminals who are just trying to "BYPASS" the system. why cant they deposit same money a single bank, apply for forex using their form M, stating what they want to import with it ..and let us see what happens? The point is they want to evade the "import rule restrictions" and import expired chickens or banned items into the country, which they would now sell for "triple profit"... and be forming big man all over the place! ![]() That is not business, it is criminality You want every criminal to know the next step the CBN would take so that, in the "Nigerian manner" plan to THWART IT? Governance does not work that way, my friend! Yes, blacklisting is now across board and that is a good thing. Same operates in modern, Western democracies. we dont want someone committing a criminal act in one bank, only to move to another bank. In the U.S, U.K, e.t.c, it is called a CREDIT CHECK. You are blacklisted across board if you fumble. Every country applies fiscal and monetary policies on it s currency!. Go and ask if they dont do it in America, U.K, on the Euro, Russia or even Chinese Tuan. Why should Nigeria be an exception? So that some criminal business man can take advantage? I am actually baffled at the way some of us reason nowadays! Even Generator importers are complaining that Electricity is becoming stable and it is affecting their business,...hence PMB should stop his reforms! Be honest, '"Accept it" that the problem some importers are having now is because they are used to their "criminal methods" of evading CBN's monetary/fiscal policies and this BVN will not allow them to get away so easily! ![]() End of story. There is always light at the end of the tunnel and calm comes after the storm. Nigeria will be better at the end of the day. Let us join hands together. Lastpage! NB: Yes, we can improve on our Data Controls, put more "checks and balances" to ensure the system is bullet/Scam-proof.... that will always be an ongoing process, even in advance climes. |
kaboninc:Look at this imp? Why dont you justify the "error" in my statement, if you think there was one? I used a singular word (form) ..... not the plural (forms), so l am very correct in concatenating it with a singular (is) ...instead of a plural (are ) I dare you to prove me wrong. ![]() You know what, some of us went to the best schools, right from Kindergarten / Nursery to University... and we studied hard and justified the investments our Parents made on us... ....unlike most of you who scaled every level of education by cheating, carrying "expo", exchanging "grades-for-Sex", with so-called "Parents" even aiding and abetting such shenanigans! Now,.....sod-off like a good boy. Lastpage! |
XBLadez:Naah, just setting the records straight... did not even know what, if anything was going on between both of you. I just dont like people murdering the language moreover, we all learn everyday. Lastpage! |
Alezy:I promise to buy you a bugatti Veron..... if you #Wail more! ![]() see as they are crying just because of #5,000 "promise"? I bet these sort of Youths are a disgrace to their Parents! You'all must cry till 2019 so we can pay you the accumulated lump sum! ![]() Cry! Cry!! Cry!!! Awon oniranu dede Lastpage! |
costandi: Unemployed: I need my 5kUnempolyed: But you are the President now? PMB: How old are you sef? Unemployed: I am 27yrs old faaa PMB: You are a shameless He-Goat! At your age, l was a Major in the Army, fought war and came back! Unemployed: But l am afraid of joining the Army due to boko haram PMB: Go and start a Barbing Saloon, be an Iron Welder, be a tailor, e.t.c ...I have provided constant Electricity for you Unemployed: Just pay me the #5,000 and l will be okay PMB: Your life is wasted, you are a disgrace to other Youths who are making something good of their life! Unemployed Youth: Is it my fault? What about the PDP that destroyed education and made sure my Certificate was almost worthless? PMB: Well, if you grow balls and stop being a SaTANoid, l will make sure the enabling infrastructure necessary for you to make it in life, is put in place. Good Transport, good road, Security and conducive atmosphere to do business. For now, go and learn a trade. No #5,000 for you! Unemployed: Thank you Sir, l will go back and tell my fellow Youths, "A new Sheriff is in town". Time to man-Up and be a man. PMB: Now that is a Youth that is ready to go places and move ahead with me in turning Nigeria around. Unlike those clueless mofos with empty heads! Lastpage! |
Fongido:I suck Di.ck! ![]() Sorry, am just being "creative"! ![]() Lastpage! |
XBLadez:Hmmm.... stop throwing stones o! ![]() Have you ever seen where "dumber" or "dumbest" was used in a sentence by anyone who understands the Structure/Syntax/Grammar of English language before? Definitely No! If you notice, even the Dictionary, despite giving so many examples in sentence form, never for once used any of those two words! Reason: It is Wrong! The correct usage is "more" dumb .... "most" dumb! Nothing like Dumber and Dumbest in correct English grammar usage. Another example is Beautiful: "more" beautiful,.... "most" beautiful (girl in Nigeria) Have you ever heard of Beutifuller or Beautifullest girl in Nigeria? ![]() Dont throw stones Oooo! Its a blunder .......in the "Queens English Grammar":-* Any other form of Grammar are just "hybrids and colloquials" Lastpage! |
PRYCE:BECAUSE THEY KNEW THERE WILL ALWAYS BE "GULLIBLE & FOOLISH YOUTHS" LIKE YOU WHO WILL NEVER WORK ....BUT BE WAITING FOR "APC FREEBEE" ! ![]() Deal with it. Go get yourself a job Bro. ![]() Lastpage! |
SirLewis:Dont mind the lazy and indolent fools waiting for #5,000 when Mike Zuckerberg, the FaceBook Billionaire is their age-mate! I know a BSc Cert holder who was unemployed for a while. He then decided to become an "Iron Welder". Today, he is married with children, has his own house, nice "toks" SUV and a big Iron Welding outfit he has been managing. Youths need to be hard-working and stop "Slagging their Pants" because there wont be any Manna from PMB! ![]() ...................................................................................................................................... JW's are good but not "perfect" in their philosophy! First, the bible encourages us to give unto Ceaser, what is Ceasers". Jesus enjoined us as Christians, to pay our Tax to the Government. Man is a Social Animal, living amongst each other.... and the JW's are no exception If we all subscribe to the JW's philosophy and there was no Govt, who then will collect the taxes? Who will run the country? Who will be in-charge of developing infrastructure? Or do we just leave the country "leaderless" like a Banana Republic or Jungle? On the other hand, even J.W's do "vote" within themselves! They elect "Elders, Ministers, Council of Elders at Igheduma and at the World HQ in USA, e.t.c".... amongst themselves. This is no different from "electing APC/PDP Politicians"! ![]() Even some of their ELDERS (very minute number) have been known to act like PDP thieves...... ...One l knew was Dis-fellowship for "Judas activity" within the Kingdom hall ![]() In that, they are better than the Jonathan-led PDP-Govt that does not punish looters and thieves but instead says "Stealing is not corruption". ![]() I know this because l live, eat, study and drank with them for decades. So, no man is an Island, the best thing to do is to live an "upright life".....irrespective of Religion, Sect or Tribe. Lastpage! |
Nigerian Youths are silly! Instead of them to campaign for JOB CREATION or creation of ENABLING ENVIRONMENT FOR SELF EMPLOYMENT (like constant Power), these indolent youths are crying over #5,000? What can #5,000 do for you, in one month? If PDP has been working assiduously to create jobs or enabling environment so that Youths can develop their skills , in the last 16years they have ruled this country... YOUTH will not be #Wailing over a mere #5K. Infact, anyone who voted APC based on believing this #5K promise, ........needs to be whipped with Koboko! ![]() Use your brains and stop thinking like a "Niger-Delta Militant..... at least those ones did not even bargain for mere #5,000. ![]() Lastpage! |
Slonge2:Nigerians dont like to obey rules or do what is right! Illegality has become a way of life for most people. The Naira may not have appreciated but l can assure you that it is stable, to a large extent. Its been hovering within the same range, in the last five months. It has never gone beyond what it was, prior to the handing over of Govt to President Buhari. Anyone should prove me wrong on this. I do forex regularly and l can attest to this. All these "noise" is just to cause panic! Those looted funds are now difficult to launder! God don catch them! ![]() Any genuine business man should be able to provide his BVN and buy whatever amount of forex he needs ...abi wetin be the "security problem" they are talking about? ![]() ROFL Lastpage! |
wellmax:There is a law in Lagos State promulgated by the Governor, that says "No Container or Articulated trucks in day time"! But the Police refused to ENFORCE (which is their constitutional responsibility as the Executive Arm of Govt) this law. Its either the Commissioner of Police in Lagos State is a "closet "PDP" Saboteur or he is saying Ambode can go to hell! Either way, Ambode as the Governor and Chief Security officer in Lagos, must "come out and respond strongly" or he should vacate that office. Enough of all these "Omo-babaa" syndrome! ![]() You either do what we elected you to do or Gerrout of the place. I hope Jagaban/APC are listening? The "goodwill" of Yorubas is not unlimited o. Election is 2019 ![]() Lastpage! |
jpphilips:You are not only retarded .....but basically ignorant about international politics! Yes, ISIS is not America's problem afterall, it does not operate in America, kill Americans nor destroy American land. What is being pointed-out is that ISIS is an American "CREATION". Digest the difference for a minute please. America created and funded Al Quaeda as a resistance movement to fight the Russians in Afghanistan America created and funded the Shia/Sunni divide in Iraq, despite the fact that these two have always lived side-by-side under Saddam Hussein America created "Northern Iraq" and made it a "Kurdish country" within an Iraqi sovereign country America invaded and flooded Iraq with weapons which these terrorist use in other countries America created and is instigating a "Violent Regime change" in Syria America supplied weapons and training (in Turkey) to so-called "moderate Terrorists" in Syria Most of these American weapons supplied to these "moderate terrorists" in Syria and Iraq, end-up in the hands of ISIS, Al Quaeda and Al Nustra front. Even Israel, in its bid to cause more chaos, weaken other neighbouring countries and thereby cement its own dominance in the middle East, supplies American weapons to these organisations it acknowledges as terrorist! All the organisations that America calls "moderates" are designated as Terrorist organisations by the United Nations Like Russia said, anyone who seeks to change a Government by use of force, war and bombings (like all these so-called Moderates that America funds and arms) ...IS A TERRORIST. You dont change a Govt by those methods in U.K or E.U or America, why fund and encourage it in Syria or Iraq? It is foolish to say people hate America, because they criticize America! No!, ....what people hate is What American Govt does, world over. Gerrit? I know it will take more than a few lines to lay-out what is going on but this is the best summary l can give you. Cheers. Lastpage! |
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