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Travel › Re: ISIS Planted Bomb In Russian Crashed Plane - US Intelligence Suggests by lastpage: 5:30pm On Nov 05, 2015
fineguy11:
funny.. while russian and egyptians authorities are yet to retrive the content of the black box,the UK and US are busy capitalizing on this mishap,thinking they can coax RUSSIAN PUBLIC OPINION to revolt against PUTIN's military actions in syria...my advice for putin is simple,since the SUNNI arabs and TURKEY are hell bent on sponsoring/spreading islamic jihads all over their region,,russia should raise the stakes in the conflict...


1}supply the HOUTHIS in yemen,with high tech weaponry eg-anti tank missiles,surface to surface missiles: thereby increasing the cost and same time,puting presure on SAUDI ARABIA already depleting reserves...
2}supply the PKK{kurdish militia} in TURKEY with heavy weaponry,this wld make emperror ERDORGAN stop the usage of TURKEY as a training base for western sponsored jihadist..it wld make him back down from the syria conflict..if there is anything erdogan dread the most,is the prospects of another civil war in TURKEY,...


LONG LIVE PUTIN
[s]LONG LIVE ALI KHAMENEI
LONG LIVE BASHAR AL ASSAD
LONG LIVE HASSAN NASSRA ALLAH[/s]
LONG LIVE PMB
Your head dey there!.... but those last parts are sheer lslamic propaganda!

Three countries are responsible for 99% of the Terrorism in the world today.

1.) Saudi Arabia - manufacturer and chief sponsor

2.) Turkey - Training bases and facilitator

3.) Israel - Apartheid, Propaganda and enabling environment for hatred


America - Grand Patron of all the three above


If the whole world can come together to challenge those three, then the world will be a better place as America will have no choice but to follow suit.
But E.U is a wimp and U.K is a Bingo that will wag its tail at whatever America says or does.

"In the fullness of time", when Russia recovers fully and China is bold enough to assert itself militarily...... its either another world war or America relinquishes its right to be the World Policeman.

We are waiting for that day to come quickly

My short take.



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Family › Re: The Stigmatisation Of Unmarried/single Working Adult Nigerians by lastpage: 8:25am On Nov 05, 2015
StarboyMichael:
My friend wrote this and I want to share.


But it is an invasion of privacy to be asking people when they are getting married. And it is wrong of you to disrespect people because they are not married. Some people even think single or unmarried people are irresponsible or lose.
I have seen situations where some married people believe you should accord them special respect because they are married and you are not.

Let me continue by saying that I am not married and I don't need anybody's advice on why I am not yet married. I personally will not tolerate disrespect from anyone because I am not married. Neither will I accord anyone special respect because he or she is married. I will only respect you if you deserve my respect, whether you are married or single is immaterial to me.

Finally, let it be clear that single or unmarried status is not a disease that needs to be cured. .
Get a Husband and stop ranting here!

Yes, married women deserve a lot of respect and will always be accorded that due respect than on you over-aged "Agadi Nwanyi" that is playing around, jumping from one bed to another, all in the name of civilisation!

If you like, go to court and say you are not respected like a married woman.
Infact, you are considered not yet responsible, since you are yet to get married. undecided
Who are you "responsible towards"? Your wife? Your husband? Your children?

Oh, l forgot, you many boyfriends/Girlfriends, right?
Who will even put you in sensitive position when they know that you can "bail-out" at anytime since you have no "family responsibilities"?


Like l said, if e dey pain you, charge me to court.

Married and Proud of it. Just see my "ring finger"!
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Travel › Re: ISIS Planted Bomb In Russian Crashed Plane - US Intelligence Suggests by lastpage:
goodspeed321:
THIS THESE COLD WAR IS STELLA ON. USA STELLA TRYING TO FAULT RUSSIA'S REBIRTH AS A POWER TO RECKON WITH. I SEE THE USA WAN TO MAINTAIN HER ULTRA POWER STATUS WITH OUT COMPETITIONS
They are trying to create fear and discontent in the minds of Russians by saying: See what your Govt has got you into"?

I hate if when you cant do something good and you still constitute yourself into an obstacle .for those doing something good.

America is really exposing its hypocrisy, by the day


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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 8:06am On Nov 05, 2015
Dieumerci:
What are the advantages and disadvantages of having a water storage tank on a decked platform in the roof of a building?
Advantages:
*Space saving as ground space is not used
*Pressure, as its height ensures that every part of the house gets good pressured water at their tap
*Cheaper to install, than the other stand-alone type

Disadvantages
*Accessibility could be a problem
*If there is a leak, it could trickle down the walls or even into the rooms/compartments. If the Tank should burst, na big "kasali" be that!
*Piping is likely to be conduit/embedded and as such, difficult to repair, incase of a leak/fault/breakage
*May affect the aesthetics of the roof/building


Others can add their own opinion.



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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage:
EgunMogaji:
Some additional ideas to the ones that I shared previously and please none of the US/UK vs Nigeria stuff. It's getting old. If it can survive the harsher weather/temps in US then it can survive in Nigeria if the proper materials are used.
Brilliant, Boss!

That retractable Burglar-proof is the bomb!


I am installing at least one, in every flat, even for my tenants.... at no cost to them.


I am sure l can devise a means of welding a Keylock to it so that it can be locked and easily opened from inside only...especially during emergency! undecided

We will simply remove the fixed ones currently in use and replace them with this.


Cheers for springing this idea here.


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Edit: I dont think l need the "big price" Company to do this for me, that retractable mesh itself is available in the market and is used in lock-up shops, e.t.c. ..................cut to size and welded with a lock. Finito!
Politics › Re: FG Approves Immediate Payment Of 413 Billion Naira To Oil Marketers by lastpage: 7:42am On Nov 05, 2015
PRYCE:
Thought Nigeria was broke?
Yes! Nigeria is BROKE!

That is One Billion Naira in 413 places, given to these wicked Cabals.
Make una dey clap for the Cabal

...Yet you expect PMB to get money to pay you the monthly #5,000 or free food for pry school kids?

.... but remember that what we sow is what we will reap.

PMB is not a magician.


SaTANoids can quote me.



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Crime › Re: Man Slumps, Dies After Friend Dupes Him N 21m by lastpage: 8:07pm On Nov 04, 2015
otiigba1:
seriously! I wonder o!, You can travel any were in the world to buy anything with 21 milla.

Me thinks its more to do with illiteracy.
To travel to America, to use that sum of money, you will need a Visa.
To get that Visa, you will need to explain and prove to the American Embassy, how you came about such money..

...... otherwise, No Visa and you could be placed on a list of Money Launderers.
Dont be surprised if EFCC knocks on your door the next day
. undecided undecided

And most times, such money "can be" from illicit sources such that the owner will like to cover it up (Drugs, Kidnaps, Rituals, Robbery, e.t.c. )
I am not saying this is the case with this man.
I think this is why he gave the money to his "trusted" Ibo friend. undecided
Crime › Re: Man Slumps, Dies After Friend Dupes Him N 21m by lastpage: 8:03pm On Nov 04, 2015
Keneking:
embarassed


"The late Ezeanyagu hails from Umuchu town in Aguata local government in Anambra state eastern Nigeria."

"The friend who allegedly duped him is from his neighbouring town in Achina in Aguata Local government in Anambra State."

A distance of less than 4KM by bush-path...Ndigbos' sef embarassed
Does anyone not have a picture of this his "friend" who duped him? angry angry

He should not be allowed to get away with this...... at least the deceased wife and childrenshould get the money back and use it to forge ahead.

Place the Picture, Name and other details online............... and let us do the rest. undecided undecided

I am sure friends and family members know who this murderer is.




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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico: FIFA U-17 Semi Final 4 - 2 Full Time! by lastpage: 7:54pm On Nov 04, 2015
blueto:
I presume that one of the reasons for the impermanence and indubitable failure to implicitly transits translate/transit? the sublime performance to the senior world cup is because of lack of steadfastness by homogeneous set of players.

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[size=18pt]Kai! shocked shocked shocked See Grammar!![/size]

Must you murder English, just to make your points?

Abeg, easy o.

Prof Obiagbhon or what?
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Family › Re: My Husband Fondles Our 19-year-old Daughter’s Breasts – Woman Tells Court by lastpage: 7:49pm On Nov 04, 2015
Nihilist:
You are quite dull because your statement is not even related to the post you quoted.

I only challenged that poster's claim that the girl was molested as she clearly wasn't.

Also, neither mother not daughter are related to the man by blood, so how is it inbreeding?

Do you even understand English at all?
Why you come finish that girl wey nor get brain like this? shocked shocked shocked


Softly-Softly now, abeg? grin grin grin grin



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Family › Re: My Husband Fondles Our 19-year-old Daughter’s Breasts – Woman Tells Court by lastpage: 7:41pm On Nov 04, 2015
MadCow1:
EXECUTE HIM INSTANTLY IF FOUND GUILTY>>


https://i.imgur.com/ql4iqEv.gif
am surprised that even YOU, is not aware that [size=14pt] this type of STORY is STANDARD PRACTICE for women who are desperate for a Divorce? [/size]

Ask yourself:

*How come she did not report him to the Police since this happened, but only came to mention it in court, during a Divorce proceeding?
*How come the 19yr old girl did not herself (l am sure she gat a Boyfriend sef) report the matter to the Police or her Boyfriend, before now?


Point it, those in the Judicial Chambers know from experience, that a woman will SAY ANYTHING, if and when she is desperate for a divorce, maybe because she found another lover promising her heaven and paradise!

Nor be today, abeg.

Madcow, you fall hand for this one o.
undecided

Judge, please dissolve the marriage ASAP and let there be peace.
No story.
Politics › Re: Drama At Senate Over Buhari's #5000 Promise To Unemployed Nigerians by lastpage: 7:34pm On Nov 04, 2015
dejavski:
What of thishuh Or u wld say they didn't promise this one too angry
So it is because of that you went to sow Knicker and short-sleeve Primary school Uniform..... huh huh shocked shocked shocked

.... at your age, you want to queue for FREE MEAL? grin grin grin


Gerrout of here and go get a job, indolent He-Goat!




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Politics › Re: Drama At Senate Over Buhari's #5000 Promise To Unemployed Nigerians by lastpage: 7:30pm On Nov 04, 2015
INTROVERT:
lolz....





We knew all those were just empty campaign promises used to deceive gullible Nigerians... grin grin grin
Only foolish people like you are actually waiting (in vain) for #5,000 every month when your mates like FaceBook Zuckerberg are Billionaires!


Go and start a "self employment" like Barbing, Tailoring, Cobbler, Recharge-card selling, e.t.c .... and stop wasting your lives, waiting for #5K.


Hard working peeps dont give a darn about that peanut!

The only people that can and should qualify for such money are Widows/Widowers and the aged (over 60) who dont have a source of income.



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Crime › Re: Graphic Photos From Edo State Robbery Incident by lastpage: 7:21pm On Nov 04, 2015
McCarlito:
Some of those cartridges belong to the Nigerian Mobile Police..... How come huh huh huh
Your head dey there jare!

Careful examination of those Guns and Bullet Cartridges will show that the Police are our worst enemy!

But guess what, thats never gonna happen, we just keep recycling evil.

Until the Federal Govt prescribe DEATH PENALTY for crimes like Kidnapping, Drugs Courier, Armed Robbery, Ritual Killings, e.t.c ..... as done in places like China and most Asian countries, these boys will still be prepared to take the risk



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Crime › Re: Kidnapper Arrested In Owerri After Withdrawing Ransom From Bank by lastpage: 7:13pm On Nov 04, 2015
damton:
which leads me to understand how simple it is to become a kidnapper.
cos, if this careless criminal could pull it off, I understand why kidnapping is on the rampant in our society.
Its not that it so easy because whether the Kidnapper likes it or not, He/She will still have to "find a way to collect the Ransom Money"! grin

The real problem lies in our inept Police Force who are themselves very very dull, even more than these dull kidnapper while some of them are Kidnappers as well.


If we upgrade our Police 'farce' and intelligence gathering infrastructures ...... these criminals are just amateurs.




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Crime › Re: Kidnapper Arrested In Owerri After Withdrawing Ransom From Bank by lastpage: 7:03pm On Nov 04, 2015
madridguy:
CLUELESS KIDNAPPER. THEY SHOULD JUST USE FULANI SANDA AND SPANK THE OLODO 100 STROKES AND FREE HIM NA HUNGRY CAUSE AM . [/b]
Sharrap there!

Hunger does not make you a Kidnapper..... it is your GREED, "GET RICH-QUICK".... AT ALL COST THAT MAKES Armed Robbers/Ritualist and Kidnappers out of you folks.

If it were hunger, all those people carrying concrete, Alabaru, street sweepers, street hawkers, e.t.c, just to earn small money to earn a living, would have been Kidnappers.


Ofourse, looking at the "names involved", ..No Surprises there!
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Romance › Re: Man Brings Wife From Nigeria Abroad Only To Discover She's Pregnant For Another by lastpage: 3:42am On Nov 04, 2015
EgunMogaji:
Lastpage, lots of truth in your post on how family court works. I know because I'm knee deep in it for the past 6 years.

I got the house ONLY because the Wife chose to move out because she and her dunderhead Attorney thought I couldn't possibly afford to keep it (she underestimated an Ijebu tribal man grin ). In fact the Judge asked her like three times if she really didn't prefer to stay in the house with the kids, I guess hoping that she'll change her mind.

I don't pay alimony even though it was asked for in the divorce. Luckily the day that motion was heard the Male presiding Judge was out and the female Judge said she does not see any need for support (this was still temporarily and up to the Judge in Texas then but now they've gone the California way and will award it if asked for). If awarded it is for a limited time as you said or until the Wife remarries.

I pay child support because it's not only required but the right thing to do but that is slowly ending.
...
Someone said something earlier about males thriving being the ultimate kick in the stomach to females in divorce, mine is no different. That has been true for me.

I salute you for your continued tenacity in dealing with the sham userid, I've long decided to shun her into oblivion.
See, that is a "real-life experience" you are sharing with us.... not some imaginary, cooked-up roster and bull story that she is trying to sell!

I said so, in my earlier post, ....that for the divorced husband to be "forging ahead and doing well" is the biggest punishment that can be meted out to any divorced lady because it goes against their spirit of "destroy-him-at-all-cost" that runs through a woman's vein, when "unhappy differences" occur.

Paying child support is "given"... as whether married or divorced,, a "good father" will still want to take care of his children but where there is an issue is when the woman arrogates the children to her "personal care", simply for the sole purpose of 'making money' out of them ......and most will not even spend such money judiciously, if at all they will spend it on same children!
Most use it to buy inanities of life!

In such cases, the man still has to step-up, for the sake of his children and still provide for their needs



That girl knows nothing yet she wants to come here and "form" Lawyer in my presence.

Just look at her grammatical expressions and you will know right away that the half-educated nit-wit who claims to be the daughter of a teacher (who are usually outstanding when it comes to communicating, if nothing at all) is a complete Fraud! grin grin

Without sounding-off, l think l am a good judge of personality to some extent and trust me, that girl is divorced and is just trying to use her case to buttress what is going on in her a life.
when you see them "go mental" without any reason for doing so, then you know exactly whats eating them inside! wink grin
A case of trying to "feel good"! grin grin

I just peeped-in to see "whatzup" as Nairaland is a way of unwinding for me. undecided

Cheers Bro. and God's speed



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Properties › Re: , by lastpage: 2:43am On Nov 04, 2015
Ytechconst:
The project is still ongoing. Its a matter of cash flow from client.

We will be proceeding with blockwork on first floor next week by God's grace
Praying for God's provision for client and Builder.

Good job.



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Jokes Etc › Re: The Skeptical African Child by lastpage: 12:56am On Nov 04, 2015
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Jokes Etc › Re: The Skeptical African Child by lastpage: 12:55am On Nov 04, 2015
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Politics › Re: Ministers Without Portfolio Not New In Nigeria, Saraki Tells Buhari by lastpage: 12:08am On Nov 04, 2015
MuamarGaddaffi:
With so much noise about body language, I find it difficult to believe that this man is still a free man and our senate president.
Soon Buhari will understand why GEJ choose diplomacy instead of brutal force in fighting corruption.

In as much you want to see Madueke in prison, I want sariki's wife to be her cell mate.
In as much you want to see Akpabio in prison,I want Bukola sariki to be his cell mate.
In as much you want to see GEJ in prison, I want Obasanjo ,Atiku,Tinubu ,Fashola,T.Y Danjuma and Amechi to be his cell mates.

The list is endless, add yours
Stop smoking tha dangerous grass you smoked this morning!

Wake-Up and smell the coffee.

The Courts will decide, irrespective of what your JAUNDICED BRAIN thinks... grin grin grin

Stay of Drugs and WMD!
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Romance › Re: Man Brings Wife From Nigeria Abroad Only To Discover She's Pregnant For Another by lastpage: 11:31pm On Nov 03, 2015
daretodiffer:
My whole point is if you know why you have to pay alimony, you will be less paranoid and well prepared. The divorce laws are changing. A family friend in Belgium divorced her husband. She was the homemaker while the husband was the breadwinner. He bought and paid for the house. When they divorced he got 100% share of the house, he pays reasonable child support, the child benefits from the government are divided into two for both parents and they also got shared custody. They are white Belgians. So if you get screwed up, blame your ignorance and your lawyer. If you don't know the ‘why' behind the law, you will continue to be paranoid and ill prepared.
Dont take it "Personal", ...........nobody is getting screwed-up here or is getting paranoid, EXCEPT YOU! undecided undecided
Most peeps on Nairaland know that my wife posts on Nairaland as well and you can go over some of "Lastpage" previous posts and you will obviously know she is the one posting grin grin

What you posted up there is a "fat-lie"! ......and is full of "holes" showing that you are an "empty-headed fraudster"!. tongue tongue

YOU are a LIAR! You are not even a Lawyer (not even a property Lawyer.... maybe a "property management company" office staff!)


*If he gets the house, it means the wife and kids are pushed "out" of the house?
*In Law, that house is called a "family home" and belongs to both spouses, irrespective of who bought/pays mortgage on it.
*[b]Whoever has the kids, STAYS in the Family home [/b]because the "settled welfare" of the kids (Schooling, friends and general stability).. is top priority in the family law court.
*In a 'worst case scenario', the house is shared (sold and money split into two or in such a way that the wife can use her share to secure-down another mortgage on another property she will live-in) between the two spouses

*If the husband pays Child support, it means he pays it on behalf of the kids that "live with the wife".
*Alimony is not different from "Wife maintenance" paid by husband on wife, depending on so many factors, (including but not limited to "length of marriage", income of spouses, contribution to family wealth, e.t.c) ..and it is for a specific period (in years) or until wife remarries, in other jurisdiction
*In any case, "Child benefit" is NEVER divided into two, the wife is considered as the "primary carer" of the children,( 'shared custody' notwithstanding, as long as she is not "completely" stripped of custody in any form) ...and gets the Child benefits paid directly into her bank account.


Once again, l say you a fraud, a liar and very ignorant of what you are trying to say.
The way you attacked my person shows that "you have nothing in your head otherwise, there is nothing whatsoever to indicate that I am paranoid or talking about my personal self! Ignorants like you, leave the "message" and focus your attack on the "messanger" grin grin

Now, Gerrout of here and stop pretending to be somebody. undecided



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Properties › Re: ,, by lastpage: 4:52am On Nov 03, 2015
Boss, what happened to this Thread and the beautiful construction going on in Accra?

https://www.nairaland.com/2363187/making-7-bedroom-mansion-east/1#38937281

Is building halted for some reason?

Cheers.



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Properties › Re: , by lastpage: 4:47am On Nov 03, 2015
What happened to this beautiful thread?

Is the project still ongoing?



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Politics › Re: Buhari And Jonathan In ‘Secret’ Meeting by lastpage: 2:25am On Nov 03, 2015
Editor1:
They call him clueless, but the dullard can't help but seek his counsel.

Dulapo has realised that the reason he joined teaching is no longer wat they are paying!
You Nyanmirins are so daft it beggars belief!

Buhari was in his "State House" ... and Jonathan came calling.

How then does it turn-out that it was Buhari how is seeking counsel?
You Yeebos are bunch of treasonous LIARS and Deceptive Vipers


For the avoidance of doubt, Jonathan went to "BEG FOR SOFT LANDING" FROM PRESIDENT BUHARI AND REQUESTED THAT BUHARI PLEASE NOT EXPOSE HIM BY NOT ALLOWING Reporters to take picture but you can bet that the "details" will soon filter-out.

If you want to seek somebody's counsel, you seek audienc with them and go meet them in their lair.




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Crime › Re: Robbers Disguise As Hawkers In Traffic — Lagos Govt by lastpage: 2:07am On Nov 03, 2015
nikkiking:
Yoloba land full of unimaginable crimes.


If it not ritual, broad day robbery in banks etc.
And dirty, Yiibo street traders, who turn to armed robbers at night time, to that list! undecided


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Politics › Re: Fayose Openly Declines Omojuwa’s Invitation by lastpage: 2:02am On Nov 03, 2015
ndcide:
Omojuwa have no value whatsoever to add to Fayose or anyone.
Ambode only wasted his time with him. In fact ambode only obliged because of the recent bashing he receives and he wants to do anything to save face.

Did it helps? No! It only added to Omojuwa's profile having taken some of the governor's time.
Fayose is a clown and a THUG!

But credit to him, he knows the chat would have exposed his perfidy and empty-headedness.

Stylishly, he "cheated" death! grin grin grin


[size=14pt]Only "Nnyamirin Traitors" like you and him are applauding his "naked dance" in the market square, for your/their own benefit and entertainment[/size]




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Romance › Re: A fellow Nairalander needs your advice before crossing the rubicon. by lastpage: 1:58am On Nov 03, 2015
Iamthewatcher:
The crux here is that we are presently, not on the same page as far as being learned and refined is concerned and I want to marry someone who'll be very refined as well. Though we stay as friends but I feel she doesn't measure up.
So my people, if you were in my shoes, can you go ahead and marry her despite these bad sides??
Pls and pls, helpful comments will suffice.

Cc: Lalasticlala
Gerrout of here with your silliness Please.
You already knew you are not going to marry her ...rightly so!

Why then do you have to disturb our "peace" here with your silly questions ir are we supposed to be your Daddy?

We wont rubber-stamp your heart desires for you, its your decision and your problem




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Romance › Re: Man Brings Wife From Nigeria Abroad Only To Discover She's Pregnant For Another by lastpage: 1:07am On Nov 03, 2015
Romance › Re: Man Brings Wife From Nigeria Abroad Only To Discover She's Pregnant For Another by lastpage: 1:05am On Nov 03, 2015
icedbeatz:
OMG LMAO, this is hilarious but true. I guess I have to learn ALL the written and unwritten rules of the game before I can think of playing it and most importantly how to win the favour of the "referee". hahaha
At the bolded!

Jose Maurinho of Chelsea will NEVER expect to win the favour of the Referee! He wont ever get itgrin grin

He just has to "play overwhelmingly Better" ...to make-up for those 'gaffs' of the Referee.
undecided undecided

Dont even think about it.


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