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Nairaland / General / Re: Missing Person - Have You Seen Barbara Odiase? by lavenderjade(m): 11:02pm On Feb 18
Please have you seen the lady in the picture below? She was last seen along Second Cemetery Road, Off Uzebu Quarters, Benin City, Edo State, on February 12, 2020.

She is tall, dark in complexion, a bit bigger than average size.

She speaks fluent English and German

Full Name: Barbara Odiase
Age: 23
Sex: Female
Height: 1.75m
Last Seen: 12/02/20

If you have any information, please contact this phone number 08182241827

Please mods help move it to the front page

She go dey her guy house,..after d dick appointment she will come back ..don't be scared
Business / Re: Crypto Restriction Opens Nigeria To Fresh Foreign Scramble by lavenderjade(m): 8:50pm On Feb 17
• More Nigerians sign-up on trading platforms

• Central banking outliving lifespan, says economist

• Unmatched earnings driving the popularity of investment


Naija wey nor get level de shake una like dis...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by lavenderjade(m): 6:59am On Feb 17

Then you do not know football.

Your Ronaldo has played in matches, big and small, where his club and country have been well beaten. He has faced Messi himself in crucial matches where his team was completely smashed.

Football is not played by one man. It is team effort. Do not expect Messi to be the goal keeper, defender, midfielder and attacker at the same time.

Barcelona has been terrible in terms of football and administration in the last few years since Guadiola left. Administratively they have been terrible. Ronald Koeman as a coach in that team is a failure. Barcelona should have allowed the young man leave last year. Looking at him, he is no longer passionate with Barca.

No footballer lasts for ever, otherwise Ronaldinho, Okocha, Zidane would still be playing. The days of Messi and Ronaldo are numbered too. Whether you like it or not Messi has always been a delight to watch as a footballer. Arsene Wenger once said that aside from scoring goals, football should be delightful to watch and very pleasurable to all fans. That’s why you heard the words tiki taka.

Your Ronaldo be like Monday Odiaka. Stay for front, score goal, fans laugh go drink beer.

But when Barca win matches una go sey na messi... But wen dem Bleep up u go sey na team cos am... Nonsense talk


Crime / Re: US Court To Sentence International Fraudster, Obinwanne Okeke Today by lavenderjade(m): 8:06am On Feb 16

Shut up. Hushpoppi own dey come. He is Yoruba. I'm Yoruba too.

Dat one own na 45 years
Crime / Re: US Court To Sentence International Fraudster, Obinwanne Okeke Today by lavenderjade(m): 5:12am On Feb 16
Igbo Amaka

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Politics / Re: Lawyers To Free 13 Lekki Protesters From Lagos Police by lavenderjade(m): 2:28pm On Feb 13
The whole world is watching how Nigeria government is trampling on the rights of her citizens. we are presently in a military Junta.

Which right... Make dem open warehouses now weda una nor go forget abt protest grin
Politics / Re: Lagos State Commissioner Of Police Arrives At The Lagos Toll Gate Scene by lavenderjade(m): 2:26pm On Feb 13
100% sure bet. 9ja game available

Payment after winning

Msg me on WhatsApp 0 7 0 8 5 7 9 9 3 5 4

Pay ursef after u win.... Goat grin
Crime / Re: 2 Businessmen Shot Dead In Nkpor, Anambra (Photos) by lavenderjade(m): 5:05pm On Feb 12
Crime / Re: My Boyfriend Drugged And Raped Me. by lavenderjade(m): 8:06am On Feb 08
I created this account to hide my identity. I'm in a very emotional condition at the moment. I've been crying since morning. I've not left my house, not even for church. I've lost the will to live, all because of what happened yesterday evening.

I've been dating this guy for two months. I thought he was a great guy. He was always nice to me, smart and hard-working. I lost my virginity at the age of 18 in University and it was to someone that just wanted to have sex with me. He lied about loving me. All he wanted was sex and when he had his way he abandoned me and dated another girl in my department. Since then I've had a fear of relationships, most importantly of sex. I vowed to only have sex with someone I was going to marry; someone I was certain loved me.

When I met my boyfriend, I thought he was the one. We vibed well and we were both in the same field of work. Everything seemed to click. I opened up to him about my experience and my decision to have sex only when I was ready. He agreed and said he was going to respect my wishes.

Yesterday he visited me at my apartment. This wasn't the first time he was visiting me. We paid each other visits all the time. This time he brought a bottle of wine with him. I prepared food, we both eat and he served us some wine. The last thing I remember is taking few sips and then everything else is blurry.

Next thing I am waking up by 8am this morning with a severe headache, cramped legs and a sore feeling around my vagina. There was something that looked like dried semen on my left thigh and some around my breast. I could also perceive the scent of his perfume on my body. He raped me. The man that claimed to love me raped me. I haven't spoken to anyone since morning, all I've been doing is crying. My phone has been on silent all day.

I want to report him to the police but first I want to look at his face and ask why he would do this to me. I already planned on having sex with him soon. Why couldn't he wait? I want to involve my parents and his parents as well but I don't want this news to spread and take a hit on my reputation. I'm confused about what to do.

Why are men like this? I feel defiled and violated. My mind has been constantly flooded with suicidal thoughts all day. If I make it through this, I'm done with relationships forever.

Food / Re: Big Gaboon Viper Caught In ÌJẸ̀BÚ ODE In Ogun State (Photos) by lavenderjade(m): 6:52pm On Feb 04
Puff adder

Its gaboon viper not puff adder...na so dem dr round fr yansh

Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Blasts Nnamdi Kanu: "Made In China Shekau" by lavenderjade(m): 1:34pm On Feb 02
Aisha don't toll that path with Nnamdi Kanu coz that guy get bad mouth...nd if u do dat means ur own don be

Make Nnmadi kanu come de country na
Family / Re: Undetected Sickle Celler by lavenderjade(m): 4:32am On Jan 31

The woman has not yet told us how that child turned out to be SS. I put it to you that she was always AS and she knew, but maybe desperation pushed her into lying to her husband about her genotype. How can she consistently do tests over a number of years and the result is always AA, but this one time when the child is confirmed to have sickle cell anemia, she does another test and voila, she is AS. Just one time.

She is a liar and a very terrible person. Now she has brought an innocent child to suffer

Yes o.. Very wicked liar.. Even the devil will shake his head
Family / Re: Undetected Sickle Celler by lavenderjade(m): 4:31am On Jan 31

1,2,3, maybe 4 times might be considered being cautious.
But 5,6,7 times seems out of place to me.
We don't know her family history. We don't know if she has a sickle cell sibling.

Something made her jittery enough to keep running the test even after marriage.
That is the missing piece of information.

She was AS all along. She was just hiding the real test from the husband. 7 times to test genotype..... See this kind lie sef. Women....
Crime / Re: A Nigerian Drug Dealer Jailed In Trinidad & Tobago For Trying To Export Cocaine by lavenderjade(m): 12:53pm On Jan 21


Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The All-Time Leading Goalscorer In Football History by lavenderjade(m): 5:59am On Jan 21
Whether he has played more games than Messi or not, the news on board is that he is officially the highest goal scorer in the history of football and that's a fact.. If you Google who is the highest goal scorer in football they will show Ronaldo not " if you check their per game goal ratio".
Infact any goal he scores from now on is him breaking his own record. E no concern anybody whether he has played more games or not. The oga is on top simple

I taya o.... Messi fan boys are in painment

Celebrities / Re: Ofure Izoduwa Christabel: Etinosa Idemudia's Daughter’s Name & Face by lavenderjade(m): 1:50pm On Jan 18
[quote author=samwheel post=98187803]Cutie
Can't wait to have a daughter. Don't know why I like female child more... [/quote/)
fr hustle na

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Cocaine Trafficker Arrested In Trinidad And Tobago by lavenderjade(m): 1:25pm On Jan 18
e go be Ibo
Crime / Re: Rivers Student Who Resisted Rape Shot By Armed Robbers by lavenderjade(m): 9:02pm On Jan 17
Photos of 200L Student Shot by Armed Robbers In Rivers For Resisting Rape Attempt

President of Student Union Government, Rivers State College of Health Science and Management Technology, Comrade ThankGod Nlenya Igwe, has visited the young lady who was shot by armed robbers for resisting rape attempt, IgbereTV reports.

Jeremiah Blessing, a native of Akwa Ibom and a 200 level student of the institution, was shot by armed robbers on Wednesday night, January 13, at about 9:00pm in front of the public toilet close to the school at Ikwerre road, Mile 4, Port Harcourt.

Miss Jeremiah has thanked the men of the State Police Command, students and security guards of the institution for coming to her aid.

Center For Basic Rights Protection And Accountability Campaign wrote on Facebook:


if to sey dem rape her una nor go post her face
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Swallows Cocaine In India During Drug Raid, Now Hospitalized by lavenderjade(m): 9:00pm On Jan 17
A Nigerian national has been hospitalized after he swallowed Cocaine during a raid conducted by the Narcotics Control Bureau (NCB) in upscale Juhu, Mumbai in India, IgbereTV has learnt.

According to journalist, Pratik Salunke, the high drama unfolded outside a five-star hotel in Juhu on Thursday, January 14, where the NCB team reached while acting on a tip off.

"While gathering information on our ongoing cases against drugs, we detained a Nigerian national who swallowed Cocaine during the commotion,” said an NCB officer privy to the investigation.

"The Nigerian who is suspected to be involved in drug peddling is being investigated. We have detained him for investigations." the officer added.

In such cases, the agencies resort to feeding suspected bananas to the empty stomach. Such concealment of drugs in the body is an old method which is usually used by smugglers while flying through airports.

Pratik Salunke wrote on Twitter:



e nor go pass Igbo person...
Igbo Amaka
Politics / Re: NIN : We Leave Home Early, Abandon Work To Get NIN Without Success — Applicants by lavenderjade(m): 11:24am On Jan 17

Some people work Monday to Saturday, 8AM to 6PM...and you want them to find time?? Not to mention those that if they don't go out in a day, no money for them...you'll na tell those ones to go and queue for something that isn't relevant. Ok. Forget all this queue those wey dey wait for NCC to do their worst plenty pass these ones wey dey queue

wetin i de talk sey wen dem begin do am den 2014 or so... no queue sef cos many ppl nor jus send d level....
Politics / Re: NIN : We Leave Home Early, Abandon Work To Get NIN Without Success — Applicants by lavenderjade(m): 8:52am On Jan 17
you are are a fool

e pain am grin grin
Politics / Re: NIN : We Leave Home Early, Abandon Work To Get NIN Without Success — Applicants by lavenderjade(m): 7:35am On Jan 17


wetin dem de do since 2014 wen ppl never too many to get NIN... naturally Many nigerians are lazy sha..... until d mata hook dem fr throat dem nor go do d tin....
Car Talk / Re: Woman Drives Her N34m Tesla Car, Says 'I'm Cruising In My Machine' by lavenderjade(m): 10:30am On Jan 16
i said the exact same thing without seeing your comment. she looks south african. who buys tesla in naija ? where is the elextric port to charge it ?

nor mind dem
Car Talk / Re: Woman Drives Her N34m Tesla Car, Says 'I'm Cruising In My Machine' by lavenderjade(m): 9:57am On Jan 16
A video has emerged on social media in which an Igbo woman could be seen driving her $90,000 (N34,312,500) Tesla car around town, Igbere TV reports.

A Twitter user with the handle @Sisso_quam took to the social media platform to share the video, saying his mum asked him not to go near her electric car.

He captioned the adorable video:


Driving the electric car, the woman said:


this is not an igbo woman.. she looka like a south african... bloggers and lies


Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by lavenderjade(m): 7:51pm On Jan 15
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goto Xiaomi thread store..
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by lavenderjade(m): 7:49pm On Jan 15

Go flash custom rom

ported roms


miuiplus rom fr redmi 5 plus android 10
Celebrities / Re: Man Rocks Mercy Eke At A Nightclub by lavenderjade(m): 3:17pm On Jan 15
Mystery man caresses the ‘bakasi’ of Reality TV Star, Mercy Eke, at a nightclub..

nothing una nor de put fr nairaland
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by lavenderjade(m): 11:28am On Jan 15
Any hope for Miui 12 on Redmi 5 Plus?

Mine is still stuck in Miui 11 and Android 8.

fear God bro
Family / Re: I Found This Pseudoscorpion Dead at the Corner Of My Bed. Jesus Is Lord by lavenderjade(m): 6:55pm On Jan 09
Christ once said to his disciples, when they were going out to preach and to heal the diseases of the people,

"Behold I give you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and nothing shall by any means hurt
you." Luke 10:19 KJV

they came but God deliver.

I live upstairs

I saw this scorpion dead at the corner of my bed. before you talk about my environment I live upstairs. and sweep and clean my appointment at all time as you can see for yourself.

naija and religion
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Says It’s Good That Trump Won't Attend The Inauguration by lavenderjade(m): 6:23am On Jan 09
I see a different USA under Biden.... and it isn’t a good one. Mark it somewhere.


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Phones / Re: Poco F2 Pro Needed by lavenderjade(m): 1:03pm On Jan 08
I'm using the phone and the is very ok.

do you know how i can get one.
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Trump Pledges Orderly Transition On January 20 by lavenderjade(m): 10:51am On Jan 07

The funny thing about this U.S election is that it looks exactly like what happened in 2015, how buhari schemishly came into power because of the general hatred for Jonathan,

And I've also noticed that any presidential candidate zombies support always turn out to be a terrible disaster,

You don't appreciate what you have until you lose it,

We wait to see how Biden's rule will be like.

wat has Trump don for u?

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