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Religion / Re: Charlie Charlie, The ‘Demonic’ Teen Game Overtaking The Internet by lavenderjade(m): 10:49am On Jan 07, 2021

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Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Missing Girl Survives Slaughter By Yahoo Boys In Delta (Graphic) by lavenderjade(m): 10:47am On Jan 07, 2021
Graphics827:
Yahoo people self, thank God for her life

the general for get money now e go sey na Laptop e use get am....
Science/Technology / Re: The Puff Adder We Killed Under My Neighbour's Orange Tree This Morning by lavenderjade(m): 9:30pm On Jan 06, 2021
Kapeter:
Is that really puff adder? Thought its viper.

puff adder belongs to the Viper family

Puff Adder
Gaboon Viper
saw scale Viper
Phones / Poco F2 Pro Needed by lavenderjade(m): 10:10pm On Jan 03, 2021
am in urgent need of Poco f2 pro 6/128 or 8/256

08067266575
Phones / Re: Poco F1 Needed by lavenderjade(m): 12:41pm On Jan 03, 2021
EzegeNdiigbo:
Msg me your number right-away!!

do you have poco f2 pro?
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Schools Chris Oyakhilome On Criticizing Pastors (Video) by lavenderjade(m): 10:58am On Jan 03, 2021
Judicible:
Freeze has to be careful in order not to lay course upon himself. But what I keep wondering is why won't freeze listen to the full message before coming up to attack men of God.

if buhari was a pastor am sure Nigerians wont insult him��
Education / Re: Morenike Victory Victor-Banjo Made 9A1 In WAEC And 335 In JAMB by lavenderjade(m): 4:24am On Jan 01, 2021
pusskhole:
shocked



Further maths A1?


This one na Einstein descendant.

Na d further Maths shock me sef.... the Girl na dieee
Politics / Re: "Recipe For Poverty" - Reno Omokri Lists The Things That Can Make A Person Poor by lavenderjade(m): 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2020
coputa:
If you continue to think that the money you give to the church;tithes/offering/sowing of seeds are used by the pastor for his personal needs,then you are canal, because the things of God are spiritual and it looks foolish to an unbeliever.
If you don't give, you will never receive.

how come chinese prosper pass Naija wey de pay tithe.. not that dey r Christians... religion too blind d blacks

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Culture / Re: Masquerade Lays Big Egg In Anambra State: Pictures & Video by lavenderjade(m): 5:24pm On Dec 27, 2020
goodmorning40:
That is a true life event not trick

you think say you dey wise..
you are a mumu man

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Crime / Re: Jennifer Robert: Lady Killed At Ochacho Concert In Otukpo Benue State (Pictures) by lavenderjade(m): 5:03pm On Dec 27, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
I can't say she deserve it...
And at thesame i can't say she don't deserve it.
.
Why ?
.
Even with the way she dress, i can practically tell you she went there and do gra gra....

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Anyway, the did is already done. Rip rip.,
.

Deed
Romance / Re: What A Barman Did When I Took A Lady For A Date. by lavenderjade(m): 10:00am On Dec 22, 2020
Shamelessman01:
Se mojo charity


So yesterday I decided to hangout with this lady. So we went to this bar but unfortunately due to the man united game the place was filled to brink (Don't know people still watch man u match).

So we had to look for another place that's how we saw this derelicted bar with nobody inside. We had no choice than to settle there. The only Drink they had was trophy just imagine.

So to the reason I opened this thread, am a very coded person and as I dey with the babe I just dey scope am na so this barman (he's the type that likes to form familiarity) come stand for our back dey shook mouth for our talk. I felt really angry. I felt like shouting at him, I just told the babe that we should leave after some minutes.

Like what rubbish, I came to chill codedly with babe, you dey put mouth for our yarn. so guys if this happen to you will you get angry or was I Wrong to be angry because I am an introvert?

Why you stingy?? Same gal fucking anoda guy�
Properties / Re: Abandoned Home Of Aleister Crowley: Satanist & Wickedest Man In The World by lavenderjade(m): 3:58pm On Dec 20, 2020
obiekunie2:


SO FULL INSULT. SIGN OF A VERY EMPTY HEAD.

LIKE I SAID EARLIER, IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

KEEP WALLOWING IT.


MAY MARNES GRANT YOU THE SPIRIT OF DISCERNMENT.

Bro i like to chat you on whatsapp pls
08067266575.. You too much
Crime / Re: Indian Police Arrest Nigerian Drug Peddler, Ambrose by lavenderjade(m): 1:10pm On Dec 19, 2020
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Pregnant Cobra My Brother Killed Near Their House, With It's Eggs Intact by lavenderjade(m): 11:03am On Dec 19, 2020
MansoryMX:


It look like a spitter bro but not a spitter because there are no spitter in this part of Africa. I would have said a rain forest cobra but rain forest cobra late black in nature and much longer than that and it’s certainly not a black mamba because not in this part of Africa as well. So it’s a Naja Haje (Egyptian Cobra).

Naja haje spits also...... E fit just be Buhari cobra grin grin cos its headless
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Pregnant Cobra My Brother Killed Near Their House, With It's Eggs Intact by lavenderjade(m): 4:38am On Dec 19, 2020
Pierocash:
That doesn't look like a Cobra.

It is a cobra.... spitting cobra

Pets / Re: Meet The Two Cute Baby Birds I Saw On My Inverter Box by lavenderjade(m): 4:55pm On Dec 16, 2020
Aliencraft:
While trying to service my inverters, I came across two adorable baby birds. They have been here for awhile but I thought to share their pictures with you all grin

Laughing dove... Very funny bird and smart... Brisk and bold also..
Na so so two eggs dem de lay

Education / Re: Let’s Discuss! If School Does Not Work Out, What Is Your Back Up Plan? by lavenderjade(m): 6:13am On Dec 14, 2020
Etinosa1234:
I'm Learning programming.. if e fvck up, I go reduce my age go play ball.. if e nor work, I learn work... If e nor work, I turn to pîmp... If e nor work, I do Yahoo,.. if e nor work, turn pastorprenuer...

If none of this work, I dey go my village for Orhionwmwon to do meeting with my village people... Dem must tell me who I offend

See my person.. Urhonigbe

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Science/Technology / Re: Peregrine Falcon From Finland Killed In Delta State (Photos) by lavenderjade(m): 4:18pm On Nov 27, 2020
Mophasa:
This peregrine falcon was killed in a town called Ofagbe in Delta State. The bird flew all the way from Finland to Delta State as the tag on the bird read " Museum 200L Helsinki Finland"

https://twitter.com/wakajugbe/status/1332198084659568641?s=19


Its not a peregrine... its an Osprey Aka Fish hawk..
A peregrine is widespread while an Osprey isnt.. Reasoned why its ringed to help its population. a peregrine has yellow feet.. An Osprey is grey because it usually spends its life in lakes, estuaries and rivers. chk d pics.. D first is peregrine.. D second Osprey

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Science/Technology / Re: Peregrine Falcon From Finland Killed In Delta State (Photos) by lavenderjade(m): 3:33pm On Nov 27, 2020
illicit:
How can a bird fly from Finland to Nigeria



The bird is a native of Delta abeg.... na oyinbo wan steal am go Finland, come put ring for him leg but the bird japa....


Why him fellow Delta people come kill am na another story....

Its migratory bird but thats not peregrine.. Thats Osprey aka d fish hawk... It is usually ringed because of the less population so they can keep track.. peregrine on the other hand is widespread everywhere except Antarctica.... and also a peregrine has yellow feet and an Osprey grey one.. The first picture am going to upload now is a peregrine... D other osprey

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Science/Technology / Re: Mysterious Beast Washes Up On Greek Island. Does Anyone Know Its Name? (Photos) by lavenderjade(m): 9:21pm On Nov 20, 2020
Raydos:
Mammoth I think??


Looks like he just swallowed another 36billion!
Ewu
Crime / Re: Edo Pastor Caught With Female Pants, Laminated Pictures Of Girls In Bayelsa by lavenderjade(m): 2:36am On Nov 20, 2020
miracood:
Pata Ni logo benz grin
So men men still dey use this format?

Follow my signature, to get 200# awoof airtime

see ur breasts fr DP like small pickin grave grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: I Won The Presidential Election by lavenderjade(m): 7:27am On Nov 16, 2020
Barka00:
I pray the supreme court will rule in favour of Donald Trump.

Trump does things that supports the freedom of his people but many are blind to see.
Joe Biden/Obama would have made face mask compulsory hence vaccination will also be mandatory. But Trump let people do what they believe in.
He didn't impose lockdown because the crash of the nations economy will domore harm that the virus itself

There is no right reason to hate this man
Trump 2020.

u r a fool

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Joe Biden To Be Impeached For Harris To Be President (Throwback by lavenderjade(m): 9:28am On Nov 08, 2020
ehis010:
Did you people take time to watch the video at all? Johnson Suleiman hasn't said anything different. He said God showed him in order for him to pray against it (interceed) because if Biden wins he'll be impeached for Kamala Haris, and Biden is not the issue. This doesn't mean that Trump won't still become President like the others have prophesied because ots possible God has heard their prayers (intercession) and therefore Trump will be president.

shut up jor.... religion will destroy the black race. make im tel us wetin go happen to buhari na... nonsense pastors

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Complains As Result Tilt Towards Biden's Favour by lavenderjade(m): 5:05pm On Nov 04, 2020
DontTradeUrSoul:
The only people I pity in all these are gullible Christians that Satanists and Muslims manipulated not to vote enmasse for Trump. Their are children shall now be freely satanically indoctrinated with sodomy, raped and sodomized by Satanists, and Jihadists Muslims would need have a filled day killing Christians without any World Power to stand up for them. Rapture is all I pray and wait for now. Can't wait to leave this satanically manipulated evil World. Let all Peadophile homosexuals and blood thirsty Muslims know that Satan is only deceiving them to think they are powerful. Satan is only using them to destroy their fellow Humanity and true Love; the only thing that would have made the World a United wonderful Place as our CREATOR originally planned it to be!

you are a fool

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Crime / Re: Mutilated Corpse Of A Lady Dumped In A Gutter In Delta (Graphic Pix) by lavenderjade(m): 8:03pm On Oct 02, 2020
Nksleek:
It was a gory scene as the corpse of a yet to be identified young lady was discovered dumped in a gutter in Buluku Street, Ughelli.

The scene left residents shocked as many thronged the area to catch a glimpse of the mutilated corpse tied up inside a sack bag and dumped in a gutter a street away from popular supermarket, Best Way.

According to residents who captured the incident on video, the corpse was evacuated before the arrival of correspondents to the scene.

However, reporters sighted operatives patrolling the area in an unmarked sienna as residents volunteered to speak to our reporter under anonymity.

Happening now in Buluku Street off Oharisi Street in Ughelli, Delta State, as a girl is found dead tied up in a big sack bag and dump in a drainage (gutter)…..

What a life well spent…..

We should not forget all sins have their own reward, when u take some one life just to acquire wealth or fame remember God is at His throne watching….


Girls be careful cos all that glitters re not GOLD una own too much sef….

Source: https://focusnaija.com.ng/2020/10/02/gory-mutilated-corpse-of-a-lady-tied-up-and-dumped-in-a-gutter-discovered-in-ughelli/

Its ironical that d money gotten frm dis ritual purpose wil stil be used to flex other girls.who hail d guya spending cash
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Dies In Car Accident In Asaba, Three Days After His Wedding (Photos) by lavenderjade(m): 9:31pm On Sep 12, 2020
UDOKABESTLUV:
Reports!

According to reports Reaching DESK This Afternoon, Rex, From Alor Town In Idemili LGA In Anambra State, who got Married on Saturday, September 5, died on his way back to Lagos State on Tuesday, September 8.

The accident was said to have happened in Asaba. A Facebook account with the name Ben Chiedo said that the accident occurred when a tipper rammed into the deceased as he was trying to overtake a car stopped by some policemen at a police check point, Reports.

Below Are Photos of the man at his Wedding and a Photo of the car after the Accident As Obtained By :

SOURCE: BLOG

This na ritualist na
Pets / Re: Bird: How Can I Save This Flying Creature? by lavenderjade(m): 1:54pm On Sep 11, 2020
Ugaboy:
Greetings Nairalander, I found this bird at 5a.m, when I was tiding up the compound.

Does anyone know the name to this bird...I will like to help it stay alive or probably make it a pet.

I know it might look very small or to take care of, I don't mind...and I don't see it as a waste of resources, please any idea.

This is a fledgling... The name is weaver bird... It was supposed to stl be fed by d parents
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by lavenderjade(m): 2:30pm On Sep 08, 2020
Uchepele:
,i was chatting with nipost people on twitter and Facebook.and when i gave them my tracking number,dey said my parcel is enroute to warri now that i will soon b called.this confirm say parcel really enter effurun,its just to sort them out to warri post office thats the issue

Wetin be dier twitter handle

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by lavenderjade(m): 1:52pm On Sep 08, 2020
chibu4u2:
guys if Aliexpress render your judgement invalid on the ground that you've received it, believe me your item is in Nigeria.
my order of 132 days (still showing"send item abroad- EDI Received" till now).
just got called by the post office to come collect same order i lost dispute on weeks ago.
the real problem is Nipost officials and their slow ways of sorting item.

Even after collectment. U stl de cover tracking code ���
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by lavenderjade(m): 6:16am On Sep 08, 2020
Uchepele:
how do you know bags came in on Friday
I visited Effurun post office.. National mail van came.. Effurun wl move the bags to warri.. Warri will sort and send to other areas.. Na so dem de do am since 1900 grin grin since Warri is d head office

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by lavenderjade(m): 5:24am On Sep 08, 2020
Uchepele:
lol

Mad pple grin grin grin There are bags that came on Friday yet to opened.. And i know sey i go must get surprise package inside

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