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Nice n gorgeous . Wish I could do the same. But I am soo shy I can email u one tho.

Hmmmm. Renewing marriage licenses huh? Interesting. Almost like a conditional marriage where the condition is removed after the 2 year probabtionary period.

Well, as a christian, I would say it is a slap in the face to the true meaning of marriage. It is leaning more towards marriage being a contract than a covenant. My opinion.

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Ever heard of the "telephone tough guy?" The one who beats his/her chest on the phone but is a shivering wet dog in person? Well there you have it. Many of them on here who throw insults here and there are like telephone tough guys. Let them be. It's the internet. Think of it as a virtual world where you can "be who you want to be." From the men bashers, to the woman bashers, to those who use this as a medium for cheap and a false means of attention/importance. Most of their insults are based on assumptions. I see some chicks who are bold enough to post pics of themselves on their profiles. To each his/her own, you know.

Anyways,

Princess cut or round cut, which is your favorite. Baby, "shoose" your "shoize." 

igbo2011:
Nigeria is one of the fastest growing economies in the world
Nigeria's power is getting a lot better and people are saving a lot more.
Nigeria has a numerous amount of projects that will make Nigeria a business hub (Eko Atlantic City, Rainbow Town in Port harcourt, Monorails in Enugu and Onitsa, Warri Industrial Park, Lekki Free Trade Zone)
Many Nigerians in the Diaspora are moving back to Nigeria to help build Nigeria.
Nigeria's middle class is on the rise. (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBaZnl-AaIk)
We are set to be the number one economy by overtaking South Africa pretty soon.
We are se to be the number 6 economy in the world on 2050 (http://www.wired.com/beyond_the_beyond/2011/02/2050-ad-india1-japan-9/)
Nollywood is the number 2 film industry in the world.
Governors are starting to do their job correctly (Fashola, Chime, Ameachi)
They are building a Six Flags next to Tinapa and a Jackson 5 memorial in Badagry which will help with the tourism industry
More people are investing in agriculture.

Let's stop talking about the negatives and seeing the positives.

100% !!

apocalypse:
Benny hill show
Fantastic four ( cartoon )
The Thing ( cartoon )
Faulty towers
Luke's place
Tom Sawyer
Famous Five
Muppet show
Atom ant
Roger Ramjet
Starsky and Husk ( hope I got this right )


Anyone remember the title of this two :
The one with this guy who rides with a lion
two cops who ride on a bike

Lol @ Roger Ramjet!!!

Two  cops who rode on their bikes = Chips baby! Eric Estrada!

I know the one cop with the lion you're referring to but forget the name.

pendo89:
^^
lol  newcomer faces the wrath of oldies. I rem I was still new,fresh and worse a foreigner! but wanted to particpate cz I had been reading as guest before.
somebody asked me to take my threads out of nl.   His profile pic had dog on it!! I still rem and I hated him so much.
I disappeared for 3 days thinking that foreigners are not welcomed here,then I saw Nayah form cameroon/france plus a couple of others and I resurfaced. Its like being a fresher in high school.
With time you develop thick skin.Best way is to skip or avoid such threads. It doesnt pain to do that.
Go with what you find comfortable with and have fun

Hon, don't even sweat it. Its a Naija thing. I frequent a Dominican Rep. forum and they don't insult like this. You think it's because you're a foreigner that they attacked you? Please guess again. Once when I simply posted a topic about Nigerians living abroad wanting to move back home and work and needed to know what Naijas at home think about us (Naijas in diaspora), as well as get advice on the corporate style in Naija and all, I got just a few people who gave "advice." The others gave all sorts of insults (ofcourse the ones in Naija), dissing the work ethic and skills of Nigerians abroad. Saying we know nothing and all we do is speak in American/British Accents, etc.

Like I said, how would you take their words personal. Once you log off do you have to deal with them? NO. Once you log off, do you see them in your kitchen? NO. Once you log off, do you see them when you open up your refrigerator to grab your milk? NO. So please, let them boost their low self-esteems by thinking they affect people's lives with their cowardly online insults.

For me, its just entertainment. You even see how I flirt with you all the time, its pure entertainment.  Nothing to take seriously at all.

By the way, honey-bun. . . what color panties do you have on right now ?  I want to know what your taste is so I know what to buy for the night we make the chosen one. 

skyone:
Haaaaa   you got it    "soul train" not souls n R n B 

Honestly those days were too great, pity the young ones now, all their programme is just full of pornos and violent scenes too bad.

Omo I never missed Soul Train ooo. Back then it was all about having a good old time. None of all the ills on TV these days that promotes violence, drugs, etc.

Man I remember watching all my favorite groups from the 80s perform on soul train:

GUY
Today
Heavy D and the Boys
Wrecks n Effects
Al B Sure
Big Daddy Kane
New Edition

List goes on!

nolongTing:
[size=13pt]ha ha! eranko! so you got a little attention, do you feel better now? you dirty little, worthless ho.  I wonder how you missed this somalian beauty:[/size]

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NolongTing.

Haba, bros. No need for the insults. These are African Sisters you are refering to as hos. Not cool, bros. We as Africans are put down alot in the eyes of the world and we need not put down our women. We are gorgeous (naturally from west to east, north to south).

KenyanLady, nice pictures. All these Sisters sporting their NATURAL God-given hair.

Btw - nice pic of you, Sister. You are gorgeous too with your natural hair.

@KenyanLady

And all these women are not wearing weaves right?

Wow! Freeking Gorgeous!!!! Yeah, I despise weaves.

KenyanLady:
Black women and their natural hair !!

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Miss Africa Contestants
https://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL640/2831895/22893416/382588892.jpg

Wow! I must say that the East African Sisters are some gorgeous creations of the most high.

Nice.

Haba, How can I forget the soooouuuuullllll traain!!!

Wow! Where do I begin

Tales by moonlight (God bless you Aunty Nkem)
Behind the Clouds
Bassey and Company (It's a matter of cash!)


Voltron!! (especially Prince Lotor, upon all the isho wey the princess give am, he was still persistent sha)
Ovid and the Gang (Especially that sneaky snake!)
Super Globe-trotters
The count of monte cristo!
Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons
Danger Mouse (Good grief!)

Fawlty Towers (poor manuelle)
Alo Alo
Some mothers do 'av 'em
Doctor Who

God bless Naija sha! I really miss those days.

@OP

Question: Don't you guys have a company dress code policy? If so, I would assume specific examples of what is considered appropriate dressing would help you discuss with your secretary. You can tell her in a diplomatic way w/out attacking her. Maybe tell her that she can "tone it down."

Prinsess:
@ Italkalot - I totally agree with the 'problem with nairaland' part. I've been on nairaland for about 3 years now, and the only time I remember starting a thread, I was insulted, vulgarly, within minutes. It might have been funny if it wasn't so ridiculous Then the thing people do when they just turn a nice thread for the general nairaland public to a conversation between 3 people, . Thank God for the advent of new blogs and forums where everyone (new-comer/old-timer) is welcome and not bashed or insulted unnecessarily. Nuf said.

Don't sweat it. It's the online world. You know these bashers are a bunch of cowards who don't have half the balls to utter the same insults face to face. So just let them keep growing their nuts in the online world.

lefulefu:
Omo wetin dey ?

Bros, go on so-on na. I just dey look you.

Lefu-Swag for presido!

Lefu-Swag!

My manz. See how u dey gather props.

Lefu-Swag!!! U don come again ooo.

Its an innermost desire to be the best husband/man I can be to a desired woman I can give my ALL to. However I am not tired of being single because of one obstacle/vice that I am struggling with/working on. . . . Paranoia. I am an extremely paranoid guy and find it hard to trust nor take risks with women due to very harsh experiences. I hope that one day I can overcome this.

pendo89:


[b]Romeo lax75[/b]nice one though

Pendo-curvy

On the contrary, Lax is actually as shy as a dove. But its just that your presence wakes up a side of me I never knew existed when God created alias wine-n-dine.

U dig?

pendo89:
Of course you are lax leg
This your woli is failing you miserably.
First they told you am stark dark,then he/shes been talking about a lovechild and destiny. Send woli to the wildenerss to go eat grasshoppers
oh boy ok lets not derail 4 op's sake

but the people you diss dont see the respect. I stopped trying to defend cz the mentality is deeply rooted in you guys and it will take a revolution to make you see them in another light.
I prefer positive thinking

Pendo-Babysoft,

You see, it's "stack black" not "stark dark." As in you stack all the xteristics of a true black Queen (curves for years, hips, thighs and bootyful, you know)

Anyways cupcake.

You see, love all bottled up on the inside is as useless as money unspent sitting in a safe. Come here and let me bless you with some o' dis luuuuuuvvvvvv.

Talk to wine-n-dine bobo,

pendo89:
That is what guys like leflef need to whisper to them girls instead of talking cheap blueband and berries.
How d u know if i got a cow,chicken,elephant or lion leg?

thnk u 4 the compliment. If men speak like that to ladies then all this bb fever will cool down.

Pendo-diamond,

You know all the OTHERS have one common problem. . .

They are NOT me.

pendo89:
That is what guys like leflef need to whisper to them girls instead of talking cheap blueband and berries.
uv nver seen me so how?

pendo-cutie,

my woli told me that you stack black. told me every inch of you radiates sexy. he told me you put the remix in sexy. you are the chosen one, to bring this chosen lovechild with lax, alias wine-n-dine bobo.

dont fight it, it's destiny. i promise i would never infest your life with lies butter-beauty.

talk to me baby

pendo89:
so how is the naija flow like? just curious

pendo-sweetest,

come here and park that sexy @ss of yours next to me so i can whisper some seductive dirty french verses into your earlo. you will leave that cowleg that you left me for.

i promise, peanut-butter-beauty.  

pendo89:
I just Love that.

Yesterday we had an office chat comparing women of various nationalities and a lady asked how about the nigerian ladies. Apart from nollywood nobody knew a thing but lucky me av been on nl for a while.
Want to hear what I said? The nigerian guys hate their women cz they view them as golddiggers and very aggressive but guess what,they will still come home,marry the same ladies and live a blissfull life. its all talk so dont worry abt foreigners and their thoughts cz we know they love you enough to marry you. chill.

Pendo Cup-cake,

Whatup with thee?

I've been a mess since you left me for that Cowleg! This is not good for this our lovechild business.

Come back to me

moremi2008:
The OP went shopping in the pigsty and is shocked his purchase turned out dirty! You think club girls are interested in you because you are handsome?! The kind of Nigerian girls you're looking for rarely ever go to clubs, especially not by themselves. Any Naija man from a good background/home will know that you don't go to certain places to find girlfriends! The girls I hang-out with when I go home are either friends of friends or friends of my cousins. They are usually from good homes and lack nothing. When I go out and pay, it's by choice. They would NEVER demand anything from me. You're looking for girls in the wrong places bros! Don't come here crying when those girls end up milking you dry!

Please preach! I've told these cats time and time again to stay away from broke @ss crows. They don't listen.

IMO best to wait and be with someone you can truly be happy with than to meet some "deadline" and fall victim to the pretentious society that labels late marrying females as outcasts or rejects.

I have friends who are unhappily married with children and still young (in their 30s). They present a happy home to shut society up but behind closed doors they are miserable and unhappy. This unhappiness is what is causing affairs (both men and women). They all made hasty decisions, and though the marriage blessed them with kids, well, they have realized that kids don't make a marriage work. It's the couple that made that decision to walk down the isle that shoulder the success/failure of the marriage.

Oh brother. . not him again. (covers eyes). Sister Shy-One, you know you are a glutton for punishment. hahahahaha

Time, water and exercise.

@ OP;

And by their "coins" yee shall know them (broke @ss broads).

This is what happens when you deal with broke @ss broads. Not sure how the OP ends up running into these kind of broads, but as for me, I weed them out upon encounter. It's not hard to spot a broke @ss broad. It's no rocket science. Within a 30-minute conversation you can always ask the right questions to weed them out and make the decision whether you want to (1) Continue dealing with them and become an ATM machine or (2) Keep it moving and find you a REAL woman.

I've never met a Naija chick that asked for blackberry money or money for weave. Seriously. Maybe its because I don't roll in the midst of broke losers. All the Naija chicks I know, have dignity, and if somehow, I met a random Naija chick and she began talking all that mess (asking me for weave money and blackberry, etc.), it's plain simple, she's gone!! That's so unattractive and a big turn-off to me. I don't deny that these broke @ss broads are many in Naij. I just haven't dealt with them because I refuse to let my stock plumet by dealing with broke @ss broads.

@OP, Bros, my advice to you is do a better of "interviewing" your potential dates. Weed out the broke @ss broads, and stick to the REAL women who are making things happen. Not unless you can't handle an independent woman.

@ SAFO

Bros,

Apparently I am 17 "again." That time machine really worked

I'm good bros.