₦airaland Forum

konoplyanka:
Be bold to quote me. You can abuse him all you want even though nobody from your lineage can achieve his level of greatness in life and you know it, but stop denigrating a whole ethnic group as being used and dumped. And stop calling yourself what you are not. Be proud of the cursed region you crawl from.

I only paid you in your own coin and you are crying, but you can call someone's grandfather a slowpoke.

If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Ehya! You must really be pained. Are you just seeing that word? You seem fixated on it. Paid me back in my coin? That coin must surely be a counterfeit coin just like you are. Sorry, once again.

Adult. Why you are aggrieved still baffles me . Since he is a grown man, then why are you pained he has been sent on an errand by his masters? Abeg, shift lane and let me see

If you don't know at this stage you are in your life, you might have after all wasted your life. Let me take you back to the days of AG, NPN. The same MKO Abiola, who opposed Awolowo and supported the feudalists, was killed by the same Hausas he supported. He was betrayed. Tinubu has made the same mistake and still repeating the mistake. I believe you should know about MKO Abiola if you don't know any other thing in your life. I could actually have made references to other instances but the internet is there for you, if only you are willing to brush yourself up.

konoplyanka:
Which point are you debunking?

You called a man old enough to be your grandfather a slowpoke and you are still talking about respect.

Should I dignify you with a response? Yes. So, your point is that I called someone old enough to be my father a slowpoke and you, in all your morality, have the justification to hit out at me like that? Well, I don't know your background and I don't care to know though you sound as though you are from the South West. Well, if I am right, elders in South West have a way of respecting themselves.

konoplyanka:
Ask your mom whom your real father is.

Has it come to this? I expected you in all wisdom to debunk that point but instead, you have shown your lack of home training in a public sphere. You should please keep off my mention as scums like you will forever remain in the shadows where you belong. Shalom!

Tinubu made himself so abeg, make we go sit down.

Adefemiaderoju1:
Go check the history and see how the Igbo have always been slave and used by Hausa - Fulani and killed in number in the past.

Honestly, I am a Yoruba guy and it pains me when I still see Yorubas as pawn in the hands of the feudalists.

venacom:
Source: http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/21/buhari-made-tinubu-mockery-every-pepper-soup-joint-apc-chieftain-ogbonnia/amp/

This na long story. Hausas have always played Yorubas. The slowpoke has been sent on another journey of reconciliation and it is funny seeing him move about like Cow!

Angelanest:
A man was said to have damaged his wife's phone for not telling him her password. According to an online report, the husband sliced the phone with a cutlass after obtaining the handset from the wife.

Chibuzor Sandra Jim Ananaba‎ shared the below on Facebook on behalf of the owner;

"My jealous husband did this to my phone. Just because I couldn't give him it's password. The phone is mine for crying out loud, what should I do?" He said I should come and watch him slice it as onions I taught he was joking .he then took cutlass and hit the phone so hard it divided into two, This is my privacy ,can't I have privacy in my home?

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/husband-slices-wifes-phone-cutlass-not-telling-password-photo.html

Madam, I am sorry for damage to the phone. But bringing the matter online will not solve it. Honestly. You just said 'Your Home'. Try and find a way to soft things out. If you are addicted to your phone, kindly adjust. Meanwhile, that is only one side of the story though. Wish we could hear from the guy. All the best

CastedDude:
A second year student of Cape Coast Technical Institute in Ghana has severely been caned by a teacher for leaving his hair bushy, according to media reports. The incident which took place on Tuesday 20th February, 2018 in the school premises left bruises all over the back and arms of the student.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/student-beaten-mercilessly-teacher-leaving-hair-bushy-photos.html

This is not too good for the school and the teacher. The best thing would have been to send him home and not allow him in school till he cuts the hair. The teacher would have been spared this accidental publicity.

I knew the initial version was the a lie. ..

I guess "For better, for worse" just packed out of the house.

You all think this would work? Try another gimmick.

Realsman405:
A farmer in northern India reportedly chewed off a snake’s head in revenge after the reptile bit him, with his attending doctors saying they had never come across such a bizarre case, a local media reported on Wednesday.

The incident took place in Uttar Pradesh state’s Hardoi district at the weekend, when the man identified only by his first name, Sonelal – was rushed to a government health centre after locals found him unconscious.

The man told villagers that he was grazing his cattle in the fields when the snake bit him, which however made him so angry he chewed off its hood before spitting it out.

“The snake bit me, so I held its head and chewed it off, it died, then I brought it back to the village. I tore off its head again,’’
Sonelal told the ANI news agency.

Sanjay Kumar, a doctor who treated him said he was amazed that the man survived after biting the hood, which could have contained venom, assuming it was a poisonous snake.

However, the local media said that the doctors failed to find any marks of snakebite on his body.

“I’ve never seen such a case in my life. The man was all right even after biting a snake,’’ Kumar said.

Witnesses who claimed they saw him ingest part of the snake said they suspected the man was addicted to drugs.

Medical officials believe that the man’s abnormal reaction could only be explained if he was under the influence of drugs.


www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/india-man-chews-off-serpents-head-revenge-snake-bite-report/

Like movies, like real life

Why did you marry a serial divorcee? When you dey hit the something, she no be serial divorcee? Idiot

What some ladies need to understand is that most of their friends are secretly envious of their relationships, especially when they are doing just fine. If a guy/lady/husband/wife dies, the first person who the partner will likely have something to do with is that best friend.

Kenneth can be that imaginary dude playing piano in Daddy's head. We would like to know the name of Kenneth's church to add flesh to this bony story.

[i]According to reports, the gang members were trying to rescue their colleague - a prisoner who was brought to court for prosecution and in the process, the security men stationed at the court house opened fire on them - killing two innocent men instantly (as seen in the pictures). [/i]From this story, two innocent men were killed. The headline though!

abc115:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/pdp-squandered-resources-worst-form-impunity-utomi/

Sorry Sir, APC is currently gathering all the squandered resources.

These are the faces of the so called big boys.

I have gone beyond pointing out the glaring amnesia he is suffering from. My issue is with his handlers. Why would he be allowed to say such? If he, the president, has amnesia, what about his handlers? And if they are suffering from the same affliction, do they think Nigerians are also?

This babe should just move on. She is beginning to sound like Black Face.

Story, Story... STORY

pittoilet:
Lobatan is when your boyfriend dumps you after tatooing his face on your body.

More gist @ http://looknaija.com/2018/02/nigerian-man-dumps-girlfriend-tattooed-face-arm/

lalasticlala, mynd44

Which sensible girl tattoos her man's picture on her? The girl did all that to probably try and stand out amongst his many other babes. Well, she has outlived her usefulness. As the guy said, anybody who picks her should have fun for free or pay if there is an agreement. That shows the lady sef na ... Nvm

Whogoblog:
@VIVIANGIST

BY VIVIAN GIST : https://viviangist.com/featured/girl-tells-dont-want-girlfriend-come-beat-oo-note/

True Or False ...

Happy Birthday To Me (cc, lalasticlala "

https://viviangist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/9a9a0.jpg

8 out of 10 times, that is a YES sign. She just needs assurance that your "girlfriend" wont beat her up

I love this particular treatment. Beat the living day out of them and hand them over to the police. Simple! Everybody is happy.

stane007:
Minutes after a Dana Air aircraft overshot the runway of the Port Harcourt Airport after touch down, Dana Air has reacted.

According to a statement Lailasnews.com just received from Dana Air, their plane overshot runway in Portharcourt as a result of the ​bad weather situation ​and torrential rain at the time of landing. 
Read their statement below:

On Tuesday , 20 February 2018, one our aircraft (9j0363) operating the ​Abuja​ - Ph flight ​skidded off​ the runway ​at​ the Port Harcourt International Airport, as a result of the ​bad weather situation ​and torrential rain at the time of landing.

No casualty was recorded and all passengers and crew disembarked safely.

We commend the Pilot-in -command who was able to control the aircraft to a complete stop, before passengers and crew disembarked. We also wish to applaud the Captain for exhibiting the highest safety standards and handling the situation professionally.

A Dana Air aircraft on Tuesday, February 20th overshot the runway of the Port Harcourt Airport, Rivers State, after it touched down.

What this really means is the aircraft unintentionally moved past a specified point This, sometimes happens to a plane as a result of too much speed or that the plane is unable to stop.

The Dana Air plane, with number 9J0363, had picked passengers from the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja and had just landed at the Port Harcourt airport.

Henrietta Yakubu, the General Manager, Corporate Affairs, Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, , confirmed the incident saying:

“A Dana aircraft numbered 9J0363, flying from Abuja to Port Harcourt airport has overshot the Port Harcourt runway.
“The incident was suspected to have been caused by a heavy rain, which was accompanied by strong wind and storm in Port Harcourt.
“No casualty was recorded, as all passengers on board were safely evacuated.”

http://lailasnews.com/dana-air-reacts-reports-plane-overshot-runway-port-harcourt/

lalasticlala

Why they are yet to chase Dana Air away still baffles me. They have been in the news recently for the wrong reasons. Is it until they waste lives again before something is done?

sirequity:
Demolished Secretariat: Senator Forgives El-rufai, Dares Him To Demolish Another Property



https://www.headlineng.com/demolished-secretariat-senator-forgive-el-rufai-dares-demolish-another-property/

We shouldn't forget in a hurry the roles he played while he was Minister of the FCT. His hobby is demolition

Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/petrol-queues-power-failurell-persist-without-adequate-pricing/

In all honesty, these people were never prepared for governance. Their major agenda then was GEJ Out At All Cost. Now, they are there and have redefined cluelessness. How can a government fail to understand that if majority of the people are not happy, your chances of remaining in power gets slimmer. Instead of them to do the needful, they are on a reconciliation tour. The people Tinubu needs to meet are those who spend hours on the queue to get fuel at outrageous amounts. The people he needs to reconcile with are those 7 million plus who have lost their jobs under this APC-led federal government. The people they need to appeal to are those who have buried loved ones to the incessant killings in the land.

dainformant:
According to confirmed reports, the head office of the All Progressives Congress (APC) faction which suspended Nasir el-Rufai, governor of Kaduna state, has been demolished. It was gathered that the demolition was carried out under the supervision of armed security personnel and some suspected thugs.

The team which pulled down the building located at Sambo road, GRA Kaduna, was said to have arrived at the place around 4am on Tuesday.

The faction known as Kaduna Restoration Group is led by Suleiman Hukunyi, senator representing Kaduna north central.

On Thursday, it issued a query to el-Rufai and suspended three of the governor’s aides.

The faction later announced that the governor had been suspended for six months.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/head-office-kaduna-apc-faction-demolished-el-rufais-suspension-photos.html

And some myopic minded people are calling for State Police. Imagine what most of these governors would turn to if they are controlling the Police.

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/corruption-in-oil-sector-must-stop-buhari.htmlhtml

This dunce should just shut up. The fuel queue is 3 months now and he is still running his mouth. Na him fault? slowpoke

Ecstasy154:
http://guardian.ng/news/nnamdi-kanus-wife-vows-boycott-of-2019-elections/

Like that matters. That will even be playing into the hands of Buhari led government