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so clean

2004 Honda Accord
Creamy Leather Interior
Clean 4 plugs Engine
Factory Fitted A/C
6 CD Changer
Distance Driven 134,450

The body has minor scratches and it was used by a lady. She is selling to upgrade.

Price N700,000
Location Owerri
Call/Watsapp 08167596641
Pin 28be443e

sailormoon: How do you know they are lying?

Those lies are their most frequently used, if she says those sentences 10 times just know that she has lied in at least 9 out of them.

Remember guys, when it comes to females It's not about what they say rather It's about what they don't tell you. Here are some of them 'slick' lies that my poor ears have suffered in the hands of my numerous lady pals . . .

I'm only doing this to pay for my school fees!!!
"I'll be ready in a minute" = I'll be ready in 15 to 20 minutes
I'm on my period
lol yes I 'came'
My phone batteries were dead
I am over him
He is just a friend
It is not about it's 'size' it is about "how you use" it . . . wtf ever
Baby Trust me, I'm 18
You're the biggest I've ever had . . . Lol!
it's your baby . . . Really?
I have no money
Go ahead and go . . . I'll be fine at home. Alone
Oh that was soooooo good!
We are just friends!
I always swallow/ I love s**king d**k
Yes baby do it inside, I'm on birth control, nothing will happen
I usually don't do this but you are very special . . .
I'm not jealous
I will rather leave you than cheat on you sweetie . . . Touching
I'm not hungry
"I've never watched porn."
I won't get angry, if you only just tell me the truth . . .
Don't worry, I'll bring back your change
I'm good at driving . . .
I'm a virgin
(During the stuff) Ohhh AHHHH oohhh my gahhh!!!
I don't have sex on the first date.
Not tonight baby, I have a headache

And for my best . . .

One of the lies women tell the most . . : i'm ugly . . .

The fact is : Every woman is beautiful


Ladies, confess in the comments. Guys, tell us the ones you have caught on to... Go ahead, I don't care. Have fun.

Ahn ahn, this phenomenon is old in 9ja naw. it happens with 'ogbanje' kids

This op is not helping

Why does he not post all links and steps he used to set up this stuff?

BEYONCE Finally Admits To Being Part Of The
Illuminati "The Satanist Worshippers"...And She's
Pretty PROUD Of It Too!!

by Beth Newell


In yesterday’s much-anticipated interview
with Oprah, Beyoncé finally admitted she was
a member of the New World Order, also
known as the Illuminati.
Rumors have swirled since the episode’s
taping; many fans wondered why Oprah never
questioned the star about her alleged
Illuminati ties and commented that it might
be due to Oprah’s own participation in
Illuminati activities.

Less than three seconds into the interview,
Oprah turned to Beyoncé and said, “So, you
know what I’m gonna say to you … the
Illuminati.” From there, Bey delved into her
beginnings with the group, their assistance in
her rise to fame, and her recent promotion to
the highest ranks of the order.
Beyoncé says she finally came clean after
feeling guilty over all the undue credit she’s
been given. “People keep thinking I’m this
magical ageless beauty, when really that’s the
result of consuming all these blood
sacrifices.” Oprah interjected, “You still work
hard, and you’re raising a beautiful
daughter.” Beyoncé remained critical:
“People ask me how I juggled my career and
pregnancy without understanding that
reptilian pregnancies last only two months.”

Oprah’s surprised reaction following this
statement has been deemed inauthentic by
fans. As godmother to Blue Ivy, she would
have presumably been present at both the
conception ritual and birth ceremony.
The pinnacle of the interview was when Oprah
solemnly asked if the Illuminati was behind
the death of Whitney Houston. “Yes, that was
us. I was there for that. But at the time I felt,
in my heart, that that was what she would
have wanted,” said Beyoncé.
“She had a good run.”

When it came time to discuss husband Jay-Z’s
possible ties to the Illuminati, Beyoncé said,
“That’s something I’d like to keep private. I don’t like to air my family affairs out in the
open.”


“You’re keeping something for yourself?”
replied Oprah. “Yes, exactly.”
Asked if she’d do anything differently looking
back, Beyoncé says, “I can’t say so for sure.
I’m a different person now. I became the
queen that I am through this process and I’ve
learned a lot from my mistakes.” Oprah
recanted, “I’ve had some of my greatest
revelations through my biggest failures.” The
two then smiled at each other knowingly.

The interview delved only briefly into current
Illuminati plans. Oprah asked, “Do you think
the Illuminati will succeed in destroying
world governments and world economies?”
Beyoncé smiled coyly, “We’ll just have to wait
and find out.”


At the end of the interview, Oprah held
Beyoncé’s hand in hers and whispered,
“Thank you for being so brave.” Then the two
embraced and turned to a cheering audience
while flashing the devil’s sign and smiling.




www.theprinceghana.com/2013/12/beyonce-finally-admits-to-being-part-of.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook&m=1

Lerrie John: I'm scared of all insects and creeping things but I don't mind geckos at all, I'm even glad to have them at home...as a child I was told they bring good fortune too

Really? I heard that too. But I also heard spiders cause nightmares anytime they cross your ceiling while you are asleep

Thanks, very helpful

Please I have a 500Gig external HDD, I will like to change its file system from NTFS to FAT32 (not exFAT like windows 7 & 8 does).

Please can anyone tell me how I can go about this? Thanks

@op: Erm bros, as you don broadcast the delivery for nairaland shebi you go follow do the dedication + child naming ceremony and baptism for here too?

Abeg no do half run oh, also post pix of the baby & iyawo + the placenta or else all this one na heavy white wash

Yeah, I'm a happy catholic just returning from our 6am mass. The Gospel always keeps my spirit burning for more goodnews from our Lord Jesus Christ

Please my power button is not working anymore and I want to take my phone to carl care at ikeja but the problem is I voided my warranty by installing mr1 on it. The phone is off now and I can't switch it on anymore.

Please is there anyway I can flash a rom into my phone without using the power button or powering on the phone? Does this phone have usb drivers that can enable me flash it via a pc as its switched off?

Please any usb drivers?

[quote author=Ben-10]Fellas, we look up here always. And we are happy there are no complaints so far. [/quote]Where you dey since

Look at the stupid poster above you, is that supposed to be There?

How come say na only you be the mod wey seun dey give paid vacation since 2010?

De Wisedon: onye nkea o sikwanu ebe? its like u talk sh* t weneva u re high

Ndi boko haram na cho nini na ebe aboh mbaise?

Jesu xti

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PHOTOSHOP!

kreemzo1: yea, u can move from la liga to epl in fmh 2014 if ur phone supports it..nt possible on evry phone...and u cant see players on pitch 4 now oo!

You can't see players in the pitch?

That's fu*kd up mehn

Ngwakwe: What have you done to resist corruption?

What price have you paid to change the status quo?

What comes first in your life: Self against Merit or the reverse?

What is your meaning of Success: Wealth by any means or Average Lifestyle with Integrity intact?

Do you accept gratification to do the work you are contracted?

Can you resign or accept to suffer for upholding the truth?

Will you prefer to remain unemployed than to cut corners against better candidates?

Will you stop your journey to withstand corrupt uniform men on our highways?

Have you shared your scarce resources to sustain the persecuted?

Do you prefer to live above your means to satisfy your friends for pride's sake?

Can you testify against your Parents or Siblings during prosecution?


Let's think on these things

Erm, thought about it

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

a peacock can't change its feathers

I'm a PATRIOTIC 9jahAreaN

Please post screenshots of the actual game in progress. I want to see what the field and players look like when the match is ongoing.

That is the only factor big enough to make me download this game

Coolstan: just visit Seun Payne's blog. All you need is there

I went there but didn't see the definite links that would give me the stock rom. I am using a bb and the links I saw were not even loading.

Please can you help me with the link to download

Phantom a+ stock rom

And the way I can flash it in without having to use the power button (if this is possible)

Please can someone help me with the link to download

Phantom a+ stock rom

And the way I can flash it in without having to use the power button.

My phones power button stopped worrking suddenly and I want to take it to carlcare. A quick reply will be nice. Thanks

Coolstan: Carlcare centre is at 77 opebi Rd ikeja. Just stop at salvation b/stop and walk down to Vcare building.


Yes rooting voids your warranty so to be on the safe side it's imperative you unroot and restore your stock rom and stock boot logo and stock recovery before visiting them but even if you don't they will still work on it only it might not be for free as your warranty is void

See, that's my main problem. I lost my stock rom cwm backup.

Please can can someone help me with a solution. How can I get a new one? Or can can someone else send me his own to use in flashing mine?

Dz tin iz painin me o

This calls for the reintroduction of OPUTA FALANA panel

[quote author=isale_gan2]What does that mean? Appointed and elected officials should not be questioned?

We are not zombies![/quote]Erm . . . YES WE ARE !

Please can anyone provide the addresses of the tecno carl-care centers in lagos state for me?

Tecno users in the house, abeg help

CHEI! THE WORST HAS HAPPENED!

My power button has suddenly stopped working, it was stiff since this morning but its no more working right now.

The phone didn't drop on the floor or in water, it just STOPPED working.

Please can someone tell me exactly how many carl-care centres are in lagos and their direct addresses so I can take me phone to them to repair on monday. Also I rooted and flashed a custom rom, will that void my warranty to the point where they reject working on my power button?

Please help

[quote author=D.Mungai]HOW TO INSTALL CWM
It is imperative to note that while cwm isnt a must, if you ever
plan to root your phone and enjoy its benefits then you must
accept the fact that something might go wrong along the way.
with that in mind i usually recommend this step immediately after
rooting. if you wont flash cwm, then i will advice against rooting
also.
1. Go to playstore on your phone and download "mobileuncle
tools" (you must be rooted for this app to work).
2. once it is installed, download the cwm from here
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5j_NCLhSSvISG5tSlRwYTQwc3M/preview?pli=1
3. now put the image inside your memory card directly (not in a
folder) and open the mobileuncle tools and choose the Recovery
Update option. It would be the first one you see on the list.
4. select it and say yes to all it asks..(it wont take advantage of
you, I promise).
5. It should reboot into recovery. which is a dark screen with blue
text. (in the future, use the power button + volume up button to
enter recovery mode)
Now lets back up your phone.
1. you will need at least 2GB free to back up as well as at least
50% bat3. Use the volume buttons to scroll up and down and the
power button to make selections.
2. once you are in recovery mode, scroll down to backup and
restore and select it. next choose the backup option which is
usually the first option. Sit back and relax cuz it takes a while.
Once that is done, scroll down to go back and den select the
reboot phone option to turn your phone back on
So now we have rooted and backed up our phone.....

HOW TO PORT TO MELTINGROCKS III.

Download MeltingRocks III zip from here https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5j_NCLhSSvIaE5QVDljUlBRSEU/preview?pli=1
Place it on root of SD card.
Go to recovery mode.
Wipe : cache,, data,, factory reset,,, Dalvik Cache,,,, system (if possible try 2 times).
Scroll to install zip from SD card.
Say yes, wait for the phone to do the magic.
When complete reboot the phone.

HOW TO GO BACK TO STOCK ROM.

You did the backup when installing CWM, Yes..
Go to recovery mode.
Scroll to backup and restore, press restore either from internal or SD card.
You will find the folder of your backup.
Restore it by pressing ok.
Wait for restoration.. It might take some time because of checking MD5 sum be patient it will wil be over within 5 minutes.
Reboot device, back you are in previous ROM.


Any issues encountered please say we try to help.[/quote]Ermm please, what's the size of the melting rock 3 rom?

Any known bugs?

I feel like porting today but am in love with this melting rock 1

What's wrong with NIGERIA AIRWAYS? Why spoil the name now? What should eagle be doing there?

Na wao

Hahaha, I'm telling you. From page 5 of this thread has just been pure comedy for me. I enjoy this conner guy very much. Bros, please are you a comedian in real life? Please protestants don't bash me oh, I have hands off from this thread for now. I'm just watching the drama and comedy from the sidelines

Hahahahahhhahh

mavister: hahhaha no body is beefing any one here. I guess you read the topic of the thread. Kindly defend your gospel bro. Mind you. God is the Oga at the top. Hehehe

Oh! So you admit that God is "THE OGA AT THE TOP", so why are you questioning our ways to get to our 'OGA AT THE TOP"?

instead of you to face your front you are looking from side to back... You will get accident oh!

Even in 99.9% of foreign movies it's the Catholic Church that is used to depict christianity. What is the name of your church again self? Who is your daddy (aka. General overseer)

Abeg leave PROUD CATHOLICS to keep on doing their thing oh jare!

mscheew

FACT ALERT!

The Catholic church is the largest and oldest christian organization in the world. They are the originators of christianity as we all know it today. Their beliefs and doctrines stretch across every single corner of the whole world.

If you're a Christian but beef the doctrine of the Catholic Church, then you are just being rude to your "OGA AT THE TOP", only the religion of Islam can rival catholics. All other churches and religions are mediocre.

No other christian organization or body is older than 200yrs in Nigeria, there are approximately 1000 other protestant, pentecostal churches etc and if you are not a Catholic then you must belongto one of the very nnumerous MINORITY churches.

Stop questioning your Oga, it's not wise.