Guy be VERY CAREFUL, so many fraudsters are here. They are ready to scam you of your 15k. Sorry, I have no business idea. Be Careful.

fresh_dude: The number of ladies that believe and practicing this fetishness is shocking! It so happened that in church one sunday, the pastor told everyone in possession of charms and rings and all such paraphenalia to stand up!brother I cringed when the lady beside me stood up and brought out the thing from her bag. Truth is I had wanted to chat her up after service as she was quite good looking. Needless to say when they were summoned to the front of the church for deliverance I just jejely took my bible and relocated, I couldn't bring myself to even look at her.

Laugh wan tear my belle o! You for carry Witch go house dat day.

MRbrownJAY: ^^^^you are indeed.....may i ask what you did with the money when you won (in your dreams)?

Wow, I immediately bought my favorite team. Plus a down payment for Aruba.

@Bittyend: Dude, this is some real Shitzzz you're spilling. But guy, am also interested in being a CIA spy. I wanna Rat on Naija. CIA RECRUIT ME.

MRbrownJAY:

and sadly the winning number was 2 4 23 38 46, you were nowhere near............ dont quit your day job just yet, lol!

Lol.......... Am entitled to my fantasies na!

As a Confirmed Guy, I can categorically tell you that the first number is 9 and the last 71. But I need details on how we would share the money cos am in 9ja.

armyofone: why not see it as a gift to the little one she left behind?
I'm sure you are rich enough to borrow such huge sum my friend.
the mourning husband has too much right to be dealing with such issue.
let sleeping dog lies and see it as charity/love offering.

channel the energy into something. you are blessed.

Please since you have enough, contribute half give the Op. Young lady, 9ja is hard o! 700k no be beans.

Siena: Bro, body language and counternance aren't grounds to initiate an arrest. What exactly will the OP tell the police? "I want this man arrested on the grounds he was aware of a "loan" his late wife had from me, his body language and counternance are proof of that."

Won't work.

Oga Siena, I wasn't referring to the husband o! I was joking that if I was the Op I would arrest my PASTOR for not warning me.

Chineke, Ogini bu Nsogbu nka?( God, which kind problem be this?) If I were in your shoes, I would have carried police to go and arrest my Pastor for not warning me. The only avenue by which you could retrieve back your money is if and only if the concerned husband admits to being aware of the loan. I would suggest that if the husband knows you, that you strike up a conversation with him one of these days. Don't bring up the issue of the money, watch his countenance and body language, that would clearly give you an idea if he is indeed aware. The moment his body language points to that, you gather up matured persons from your office with the available evidence. Be patient with him and be willing to draw up a payment plan. Goodluck!

Ivynwa: Ivynwa runs into the thread breathing fast and looking for somewhere to hide

Do bear with me, a certain woman is chasing me all over nairaland and I have to run here for succour.
Please people in this thread do permit me to say a few nice things to her.

"Woman stop stalking me, go and live your life and let me live my own. You have been going about nairaland washing me down for being unmarried and calling me old and other unprintables that I have learnt to stop reading. All I did wrong was telling you to stop mocking people with the problem they share in the forum days/months after they have posted threads about their problems.
Yes I am single and unmarried and enjoying my life until I meet the one God has for me. Please let me be. I may be old in your book but I am still beautiful, young, very stylish, very shapy too, attractive in my own book so what you think doesn't matter. I am happy for you that you are married and have children dearie. Stop making an afront on the dignity of all women by weighing/appreciating/depreciating us all on a scale of "I got a man and you haven't". Don't you have self esteem girl? The way you go about ranting on and on about marriage/husband shows that you have no atom of self esteem. Is husband all the self esteem you've got Baby? There's more to the person/beauty/heart of a woman than the man standing beside her. The man on the arms of a woman is not the essence of a woman. We are first women before we got blessed with whatever men we have. Give womanhood a break Baby.
Now run along and be good, I know that you are reading sweetie. . You are so very obsessed with me. Kisses to you stalker.

Pls gist me, Do I know this Stalker? Am having ideas o!

Ivynwa: Ivynwa runs into the thread breathing fast and looking for somewhere to hide

Do bear with me, a certain woman is chasing me all over nairaland and I have to run here for succour.
Please people in this thread do permit me to say a few nice things to her.

"Woman stop stalking me, go and live your life and let me live my own. You have been going about nairaland washing me down for being unmarried and calling me old and other unprintables that I have learnt to stop reading. All I did wrong was telling you to stop mocking people with the problem they share in the forum days/months after they have posted threads about their problems.
Yes I am single and unmarried and enjoying my life until I meet the one God has for me. Please let me be. I may be old in your book but I am still beautiful, young, very stylish, very shapy too, attractive in my own book so what you think doesn't matter. I am happy for you that you are married and have children dearie. Stop making an afront on the dignity of all women by weighing/appreciating/depreciating us all on a scale of "I got a man and you haven't". Don't you have self esteem girl? The way you go about ranting on and on about marriage/husband shows that you have no atom of self esteem. Is husband all the self esteem you've got Baby? There's more to the person/beauty/heart of a woman than the man standing beside her. The man on the arms of a woman is not the essence of a woman. We are first women before we got blessed with whatever men we have. Give womanhood a break Baby.
Now run along and be good, I know that you are reading sweetie. . You are so very obsessed with me. Kisses to you stalker.

Pls gist me, Do I know this Stalker? Am having ideas o! ;-)

jennykadry:

Bend your head down to your groin area and suck on your 1.5 inches d!ck

Hahaha........U're a real witch o! How did you know? its actually 0.5 inches smaller. Abeg, do you know how I can increase it

jennykadry: I need a break from this family section. What is all these nonsense I am reading?

ALL OF YOU SILLY LOW SELF ESTEEMED AND NO SELF WORTH WOMEN HAVING ISSUES WITH YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD STOP DISTURBING US WITH YOUR STORIES COS I AM FORKING TIRED OF READING BULLCRAP, YOU COME ON HERE LOOKING FOR ADVISE, ADVISE YOU WILL NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY. DIE THERE JOOO. AWON OLOSHI

This is the most self conceited post that I have ever seen. What are you feeling like? Did someone force you to post a response Not everyone is like you and some women do not possess the mental toughness to confront such challenges. They come on this platform hoping that someone
that has passed through a similar situation, would be able to guide them right. You do not have to patronise them with your comments but at least be humane enough not to ridicule their circumstances. For Goodness sake, Modele2 has as much right as you to post her marital challenges on this forum and if you don't have anything to say to her, ignore her problem and phock off the thread. What makes you Jennykadry think that you're the Primadonna queen of advise on the family section? Phock off, if you're tired of givin advice, someone else would.
@Modele2: Am sorry for what you must be going through, but now is the time to stamp your feet on the ground and decide the way forward In your marriage. If talking to him to make him understand your challenges doesn't work then I advise that one of these weekends you leave him to stay with your parents or an elderly relative. Though before you go, write a clear and sincere letter of the pain you're going through. Detail the expectations and the joy you had hope to share in your marriage with him and how frustrated you feel that he isn't acting to the term of your union. In short, pour your heart in the note. If he TRULY loves and RESPECT you, he would come knocking. Take care.

jennykadry: A man that constantly cheats has no business with Christianity so drop that nonsense black mail. I am not here to tell her what she wants to hear or what some of yous want to hear, this man has apologized a lot of times but keeps going back to the ex. If he likes let him apologize on CNN and play his mind games, for someone like me, that nonsense does not work.

You all can close your eyes and not read my replies or open your eyes and deal with it, the choice is yours

So madam, what do you want her to do? Pack her bags and leave the marriage? If she wants to leave him, let that be her own DECISION and not you forcing her to see through your perspective.

jennykadry:
Not good enough, he has apologized before infact a million and one times, this to me is no different.

Let me tell you the simple truth and you can chose to agree with me or not agree with me. What he has going on with his ex(feelings or whatever) has gone so far and so deep that there is no way on earth he is going to snap out of it in a blink of an eye just because you want him to, It cannot happen.

Your marriage, your life

Madam Jennykadry, wetin be your wahala sef? The lady in question has already confronted her hubby and he has decided to sever all contact towards his Ex. For goodness sake, allow him to come through with his promise. There is no point trying to break the lady's spirit. You claim to be a Christian, isn't forgiveness part of what the bible teaches you Allow the lady try and build her home. Young lady, you've been through a lot the past year and by standing firm and resolute, you have given him a chance to change his ways. I wanna applaud you for that. Stay firm and make him responsible to word. I wish you the very best.

To be very sincere here, am afraid this woman is about to lose her credibility. For goodness sake, this is a purely Party event. I daresay she has no reason whatsoever to be at a PDP convention. Please I am open to being educated on why she was there, because I seriously DON'T UNDERSTAND.

madambini:
I am not surprised Dr Kawu's rants is making it to the homepage. He likes publicity too much!
I would not believe this story till I hear custom's side of it.
My two kobo.

From your comment above, its very clear that the Corrupt Customs officer is your HUSBAND. Don't worry, just prepare to be carrying food to him in Prison.

@All: I think we should read through the OP's post again and be sincere with ourselves. Clearly, the Op must have gotten the job on the basis of Federal character policy and as such might not have written any 'special' test. Op, I do understand your sentiments and to be frank with you its totally doable. Firstly, go the department concerned and try to relate with any guy man working in the unit, he should be able to put you through on who to meet. As long as the job was zoned to your state, it can be worked on. Most people castigating you don't live in Nigeria and this might seem absurd to them. Recently, the Central Bank advertised for a job and they clearly stated that they needed candidates from only Taraba, Gombe, Bayelsa, Ebonyi to apply and take their slots.

diluminati: this is for hustlers

Young lady, its like you don't hustle. Abeg show me the way. Am very interested.

Guy, do you have MONEY? If No, then you could as well forget it. No matter how shy you're, if you have the cash it would dwarf the shyness. If in doubt, ask Aki and Pawpaw.

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Very poor observation if I may add, its not COMPULSORY that everyone at the table would take Chapman. Guys, be objective.

Akainzo:

Would you in the same breadth say the same about Ibori, since this is someone by virtue of hard work had risen to the post of Governor of a state, even ruled for 8 years, so he should be entitled to the good things of life?

Eh wait, all our senior public officials are entitled to the good things of life, so we should just let them spend and enjoy life. Right?

Oga Akainzo: We should be very sincere with ourselves here. There is no correlation between her and Ibori that was tried and convicted of stealing huge sums of money.The supposed 'offence' we are so desperate to hang this woman for is a ONE time dinner with six guests for which the SEC has provided details of it being in official capacity. 91000, by six persons comes to about #15000 per person. How can you term such embezzlement? I have never been to the Hilton but a clear and dispassionate analysis of the receipt points to what is obtainable in hotels of similar standing.

@djustice: Am quite impressed with your insight. The truth is, there is absolutely NOTHING OUTRAGEOUS with the bill. For goodness sake, this is a woman that has been a Vice president at African development bank. Please lets be objective, personally am not rich and can't afford that sort of lifestyle, doesn't mean I would hate on someone who by virtue of her hardwork and exalted position is entitled to the good things of life. There is no case here, carry your hate somewhere else.

At Op: Abeg Nairalanders make Una pray for me, make I win 10m for who wants to be a millionaire this month.I promise to donate #500k to the memory of this thread. Make Una help your boi become millionaire too.

At all posters telling us they became millionaires at 22,23 one pesin even talk 19? Na wao o! Una wan give man pikin HEART ATTACK. Pls show me the way o!

yuzedo: Airtel is simply targeting the yahoo boiz, and trying to tell them that if they use their (Airtel) internet, they will hammer by 24yrs, but if they use starcomms or MTN modem, oboy na 5yrs d slow internet go use take send only one mail to maga!

Guy, ur head correct wella. Laugh wan tear my belle o!

Op: There is Nothing more heartbreaking to me than waking up each day to this Cesspit of decay called Nigeria. I can assure you, there is nothing more heartbreaking than that.

Guy u be THIEF? I998 model plus two years Naija used for 1.2m Guy, u beta go hire gun to use get dat kind money.

IYA NGBALI: hmmmmmmmmmmmm,God dey

Guy, laugh wan tear my belle wit this your picture o! Why you print my acct balance na? Chei, and only one woman dey chop 850k a day while I dey my face me I face you room dey chop #20 akara and Agege bread as Nite food. This life is not fair o!

@ Mods: This topic DESERVES to be on the FRONTPAGE. Let us get more info on the happenings in the Security & Exchange Commission as well as the Stock Market. Please o, Almighty Mods its for the benefit of investors.

ekt_bear: Does she have intestinal worms? wtf

Lmao. Guy, you asked the right question o. I watched her on Channels news at ten yesterday, if you see the arrogance and contempt she had for the lawmakers, you would be shocked. With all her suave disposition and excellent phonetics, I personally would have doubted she can do any wrong. Well, I guess I have learnt my lesson.

Sam Milla: Computer is the future. India, China, Korea, Japan and others are busy pursuing computer with anger and here we are turning into nurse and house helps. Do you think the same Indians cannot do nursing ? Oh they can do it even better than us. If you want to be on the global map by 2030, start learning computer. Nursing wont take you to the moon or mars.

Dude, your post doesn't really make much sense. So if your computer knowledge takes you to Mars, and you suddenly develop a Viral infection out there, won't you come back to earth to be taken care off by a medical practitioner?