₦airaland Forum

No wonder the country is in this sorry state. Most people here are on the MAN's (not a boy) side.

I believe the University was simply trying to avoid what eventually still happened; most likely they had been having leaks when their internal printing press was used. They must have thought using an anonymous printer would help.

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Shadow not hair.[/quote]LOL. U can see her face was well lit meaning there's a light source from the front; the same direction her armpit is facing. Abeg lemme not divert the thread.

[quote author=Bandit C.]I'd rather relocate to hell than share a new nation with yorubas.[/quote]But you will still want to trade in Yoruba land eh? Your brothers are still crying over being mass-slaughtered up North (which this thread is about). How about you all relocate to the East?

igbo2011: It is crazy how we were doing many things during Biafra but we cannot do anything now.

Maybe that's a pointer to the difference between myth and reality. Just think about it for 5 minutes. If you still don't get it, think about it for the whole day.

What's that under her armpit?

Danka7777: This could be frustrating for any parents. This is an infant we talking about here not a toddler? Why does an infant need a visa? For what? I know some people would try to argue this with me, but look up the difference between "toddler" and "infant". Besides, I assume the parents have visas, didn't the consulate that issued them visas include the child in their visa(s) or did the parents fail to include the child?

For long infants didn't require passports or even visas but things were changed thanks to human traffickers. Back when all you had to do to to travel with a child (who might have been kidnapped) was present your own passport ensured the child had no documentation and was below the radar.

Fayimora: Sorry before I put forth my opinionated views, I just want to make a quick inquiry. Are you guys actually talking about Notepad, that useless application on windows or a Text Editor!

LMAO

Beaf: You can get away with CSS and HTML in notepad in a big firm.

Even with those, are you going to use Notepad to compress/pack your CSS and HTML? Oh OK, you will write your own tool for the packing process.

Isn't there a limit to course units (work load) per semester?

Siga: So u believe naija politicians collect mortgage for a N250m house...

Do you mind checking the figure I used? I used 50 million, not 250 million. The initial post I quoted said something like "even if it was 50 million". 50 million is a far cry from 250 million; and I just demonstrated that a person earning 500k monthly, and who has 5m to deposit can comfortably get a mortgage on a house worth 50m. 250m though will be impossible on that same salary.

nyrol: Na him salary e take build the house? Even if na 50m! Abeg make we hear word jor.

Not to hold brief for RMD, but with a steady salary of say 500,000.00 per month, and a deposit of 5 million, you can have a house through some of these mortgage houses including GTBank.

Calculation:

Actual cost is 50 million but at 20% rate over 30 years that is 50 million + 10 million = 60 million.

Deposit 5 million; 55 million is left.

So you spread 55 million over 30 years, paying each month. That is 55 million / (30 * 12) = 152,777.78 Naira Monthly

So every month you have 347,222.22 left to flenjo.

Can real estate agents put a price on the house? Sebi we get agents for Nairaland.

2buff: Your posts have proven otherwise.
If there's anyone putting up fake airs on the Internet, it's you guy.

Dude the world is yours. Of course the winds in my sail are fake. But who cares?

freecocoa: What is he gingring for btw?

She said the house "is said to be 250m" not that she's sure it is.

If its not he should simply say so instead of the nonsense warning,like worse things haven't been said about him on tabloids when he was an actor,rubbish.

LOL. That's just trying to be smart in spreading rumors. I might as well say "Linda Ikeji is SAID to have been a call girl". I'm sure all she'd do is kindly mail me and explain that she wasn't really a call girl, right?

[quote author=Lord_Reed]To blow your horn?[/quote]You bet. Not his mother part though.

Seun: He did not deny the story outrightly, you know. He's merely implying that the house may not be worth exactly N250m.

Right. Now if I got a house for 15 mil, and someone goes around saying I got it for 250 mil, and I am a government official, there is a tacit implication.

2mch: This guy dey very desperate.

Desperate for what exactly? If na money, I think I will likely be able to employ you and you'll gladly work for me without pay. If na toto, I think I had enough of that; who knows, I probably even fvcked your mother. Yeah, I got around like that. Se na Yankee we wan talk? Planted flags in 8 cities. Dude, you better put your head up and see who you dey address. Wait, why am I even responding sef...

Ranks007: RMD a privately call to Ms. Ikeji wud be more better bro...

Why should he contact her? I think he shouldn't have deigned her with a response. But on the other hand, staying silent might give the impression the story is true.

dayokanu: Interesting

LMAO...u saw that too?

LMAO. Mugu dey "defend" faceless "woman" wey dey desperate for man to the point of advertising on Nairaland; and thinks it's real. By the time you find out she's a he...or should I say he's a she, it will be too late for you. Apparently you want my email (probably the standard idi.otic spammer) or why would you encourage me to post it publicly?

Wait, who knows whether he's even the same person behind the profile "searching for husband"...hmmm.

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Leave all these ITK's alone before they make you crazy with their posts. [/quote]You sure say e never craze already?

LOL...See the fool in his haste go dey quote somebody else. Apparently wetin dey worry u no gree u see road.

EDIT Hahaha...he quickly edited it.

Mugu. Who in his right senses will take this joke of a thread serious? The only fools popping veins are those trying to second guess me. All I can do on this thread is catch trips. On serious threads, then we get real. Clear make I see road.

2mch: I think...

You mean u actually do that? Impressive.

desari: ...ugly by the attention seeking Logical( who has no idea what i look like).
Time to expand my horizon.

Logica; get it right. Who needs your attention? You put up a thread on a public forum, then you get responses. I don't need to see you to know you are ugly. O je bi o, no expand your horizon o. You better marry oyinbo wey no know say you no fine.

brianromel: ...developing the plan and research for them.

Though i am still looking for THE JOB, what i have done so far has helped me think more about business and kept body,mind and soul together.

THE JOB? You already found it in the bold text above!

2buff: Boys, she may not be selfish, arrogant, etc.

...but she's definitely UGLY. Anyway you are addressing boys not men. Carry on.

People are just too nice sha. Let me put it another way - of what use is an UGLY woman with money? You mean if I have money, na UGLY woman wey get money I go come choose? All the rich FINE women don finish?

acidtalk: ...

Dude, you typed all these and you didn't bother to ask the most pertinent point: do you think ANY Nigerian men actually want her? If it's that hard for her, ask yourself what the problem is. Even ugly women get asked out on dates. So ask her what her REAL problem is.

brownlord: I remember when growing up, my mother use to say, anything an Hausa tells you is nothing but the truth

You dey mind that MYTH? The backward ones (just like you will find even in Yoruba villages) are quite honest, but it's not just the Hausas. Most backward people are more honest than the urban types.

2buff: Go in peace

And you in piss.

2buff:
Where people choose to post advert is their own choice. Last I checked, this is a Nigerian forum.
What makes you think her friends and family are not aware of what she's looking for in a man?

You know you have no further point continuing down your chosen line of conversation, so it would be in your best interest to drop it lest you affirm my earlier statement earlier that you've never left a village.

Mu^2. How's that for a final point?