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Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by LordErrk: 1:14pm On Mar 03, 2022
L1TTLE:
Come to God? Lol, I'm talking of serious issues here, you're saying come to God.
So, you're thinking you have a spiritual problem, but you don't want to go to God because you don't really believe in him, but you believe in other dieties?? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Confusion Hits Russian Troops As Google Disables Traffic Maps In Ukraine by LordErrk: 9:34am On Mar 01, 2022
AroleOduduwa2:
Sensational headline from media house hungry for traffic, you think google is the only one with coordinates, what happened to the good old compass
Chai. See as person just foolish. So na compass go tell you the names of streets and where to find landmarks in an area abi?
Education › Re: Obinna Udeze Autopsy Result: Septic Shock Killed Pupil by LordErrk: 4:42pm On Feb 28, 2022
pretydiva:
Which 1 be septic shock again? Doctors in the house, over to you for more enlightenment.

PS: I don't trust most autopsies done in Nigeria hospitals
Septic shock is a severe condition where there is an infection, and instead of the host's immune system to fight the infection, it fights its own self. This can result to multi organ failure
Travel › Re: Video Of Stranded Nigerians, Africans At Ukraine/Poland Border by LordErrk: 8:26am On Feb 27, 2022
Samson0599:
See them talking about racism. Which racism is worse than the one practiced here on Nairaland.
I wish I could share this a million times. Nigerians detest each other
Health › Re: I Am So Depressed. I'm A Chronic Stammerer! Please I Need Your Advice. by LordErrk: 4:51pm On Feb 24, 2022
I understand what you're going through. When I was younger, I stammered a lot. It was so bad that I refused to do anything public. What helped me was taking deep breaths before talking, and talking very very slowly. Now, about 90% of the stammering is gone
Properties › Re: GLO Wants To Plant A MAST On My Land. What Are My Benefits And Its Hazards - by LordErrk: 6:22pm On Feb 20, 2022
Op, masts emits radiowaves which aren't even nearly as dangerous as the ones from the sun. Radiowaves are "large" waves and can't easily penetrate the body.
Abeg this is your time to cash out. If I hear say you Bleep up, na better slap you go chop
Foreign Affairs › Re: America's B-52 Long-Range Bombers Arrive In UK As Russia Tensions Remain High by LordErrk: 11:43am On Feb 20, 2022
EXOUSIAng:
Who sold tucanos to Nigeria.
They sent 4 bombers and that is enough evidence of all they have in their arsenal?
You are a very intelligent man
And you are a very intelligent man grin grin grin
Romance › Re: If You Drank Any Of These And You Are Still Single, Please Go For Deliverance !! by LordErrk: 7:54am On Feb 20, 2022
Medianna:
How comes I've never seen any of these? shocked cool cool cool
Abi I was not in Nigeria by then?
(Just thinking aloud)
You still dey heaven that time na. Dem never order you come
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Dancing In A Nightclub (Throwback Video) by LordErrk: 10:48am On Feb 18, 2022
tito44:
Enough of all this Abba Pablo Kyari news. We are tired already
And this here is why there's no hope for Nigeria...I have so much to say about this idiotic comment, but explaining to someone as dumb as you seems futile
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Mocks U.S, Biden & The West Over "Fake" Claims Of Ukraine Invasion (Pics) by LordErrk: 8:26am On Feb 17, 2022
Geminiboi:
Lmaoo! Western media misinformation have been busted.




You are being brainwashed by western media propaganda.
Question is, how do you know what Russia wanted to do? When did you become part of their security Chiefs?
Two things could have happened, the west could have been lying about the whole thing, or Russia actually backed down because the heat was too much. Those countries are just mad
Education › Re: What Class Were You, When You Read This Book? by LordErrk: 8:50am On Feb 16, 2022
deekseen:
My kids are now the age I was when I read this book but private schools of these days have different texts.
I hope government schools are not still using this text o. It's old and will be very unrelatable
Education › Re: What Is The Hardest Course In University? by LordErrk: 9:06am On Feb 14, 2022
Kemistri4:
Glycolytic pathway and pentophosphate pathway wan kill me this semester cheesy
Use vasudevan and watch youtube videos
Food › Re: Why Do People Eat This Kind Of Egg by LordErrk: 4:38pm On Feb 11, 2022
Eben91:
I prefer drinking raw eggs, sometimes if I buy 3 eggs that I will fry with noodles, before boiling the noodles I don drink 2 eggs come use only one egg for the noodles grin grin grin grin
You're playing with Salmonella boss. Anyway, people don't die from it all the time, so you're good
Abeg dey try boil your egg well. The nutrients will still be the same, and even get absorbed better, when you boil
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce, Rihanna And Nicki Minaj Baby Bumps (Pictures) by LordErrk: 10:24pm On Feb 05, 2022
Datboredberry:
Only if she wants it... If she doesn't, your cum's gonna end up in the trash bin...

Women are the ones in control... But we let you believe otherwise...

Btw, Feminists are all for sex... But submission, nope... So your point is entirely stupid
You fit just sharrap?
Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Joins Saudi Arabia's Al-Hilal (Photos) by LordErrk: 8:34am On Jan 30, 2022
Iyaebe:
No but He cheated severally on his innocent wife and they divorced
Wetin concern you?
Celebrities › Re: Jason Momoa Spotted Living In Truck After Divorce From Wife, Lisa Bonet (Photos) by LordErrk: 9:21am On Jan 29, 2022
blessedchild234:
I cant wait for SEE s3 sef hanifa $ kofun dem.
Actually, it's Baba voss that brings the fire in that show. If he wasn't in it, that show would've been just another one
Celebrities › Re: Jason Momoa Spotted Living In Truck After Divorce From Wife, Lisa Bonet (Photos) by LordErrk: 9:19am On Jan 29, 2022
Explorers:
The best from Jason.

Like if you've seen the series.
They couldn't have ever used a better actor for that...
Watch Frontier if you haven't. It's another show that brings out the beserk nature in Jason. Man just invents new ways to kill people
Politics › Re: LASG Removes Shanties On Coastal Road Alignment by LordErrk: 7:16am On Jan 29, 2022
OfficialAwol:
They destroyed shanties and allowed the houses of big men who put them to "good use".

Oh God of the poor where art thou?

If you are chasing people from the place, chase everybody; if you can't chase everybody then allow everybody.

This selective eviction is nothing but the height of corruption and wickedness to the poor.

So it's not "good use", that the downtrodden come to lay their heads in those shanties, Abi?

And when you consider the fact that some of these guys must have rented those places or paid land charges to raise their pako, that's when you know how painful it would be.

May God of the poor come to their aid.
If you no get money, go your village. No be by force to live in city
Travel › Re: Which Is The Richest City In Nigeria? by LordErrk: 4:52pm On Jan 23, 2022
elrufiason:
Is Lagos a city?
No it's a country
Agriculture › Re: Yam Growing On Tiles (Pictures) by LordErrk: 5:57pm On Jan 22, 2022
OLODO grin
Romance › Re: Why Do The Uneducated Ladies Get Married Before The Educated Ones? by LordErrk: 6:11am On Jan 22, 2022
thesicilian:
Yeah, focus on the top ten who got their wealth not because of their university degrees, but because of their business acumen, while you conveniently ignore the almost 200 million others who are not so fortunate...

According to the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics, 22.5 million of the 35.5 million in the labor force did not receive a tertiary education, while 6.29 million never attended school. Not just that, they also found out that SSCE holders are the most employed in the country, with an impressive 13.2 million gainfully employed.
These SSCE holders and your stats are from the older generation. Get a statistic on how many newer generation adults, are very comfortable without a formal education...and I'm not talking about yahoo boys or people into any shady business
Family › Re: Lady Negotiates The Number Of Children She Wants With Her Husband by LordErrk: 6:02am On Jan 22, 2022
phemmyfour:
4kids is not too much..,we have single mothers out there raising 4-5 kids without stress.

Train a child the way he should go, when he's old, he LL never depart from it
Are you a single mother? How do you know raising five kids as a single parent is not stress? Probably you don't even know what the word stress means
Politics › Re: Buhari: There Was An Attempt To Bomb Me Near Kawo Bridge In Kaduna by LordErrk: 3:07pm On Jan 20, 2022
Mtcheeeeew. Useless bomber
Sports › Re: AFCON 2022: La Liga Celebrate Nigeria In Pidgin English by LordErrk: 10:06am On Jan 20, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
That's mockery
Aboki
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija’s Tuoyo Survives Car Accident (Video) by LordErrk: 3:55pm On Jan 17, 2022
This people will hit lamp post and be calling it accident undecided
Health › Re: Nigerian Man Tackles UK Psychiatric Doctors That Came To Treat Him (vid) by LordErrk: 1:11pm On Jan 15, 2022
Double0h7:
He sounds manic rather than depressed. Like I said I was just guessing... I wasn't trying to diagnose.
He sounds more like has paranoid schizophrenia
Health › Re: Having A Heart Problem At The Age Of 28.. I Need Help And Advice by LordErrk: 10:45pm On Jan 13, 2022
jimmyolasun:
Reminds me of a friend that was diagnosed with cancer and had few months to live. Those few months actually was the best years of our life and friendship. Everything he was asked to abstain from was what we did together. From partying to flirting and traveling, just name it. Everything we never did while growing up and focused on money, we did. God bless his soul.

He actually died a peaceful death in his sleep while we were drunk the night before right beside us his friends. I lay right by his side while he went cold never to wake no more.




All I wrote are just fiction.

But the story dey touching abi? Walahi, e touch me too..
You are a very very mad man grin
Food › Re: Man Shares The Mouthwatering Food A Lady Missed After She Turned Him Down (Pix) by LordErrk: 10:34pm On Jan 13, 2022
saphiere:
.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.
You see sey you be thief now? You don finally use your hand open your yansh. You no even gree wait for wind to blow
Politics › Re: Our Servers Not Hacked — NIMC Responds To Hacker's Claims by LordErrk: 9:03am On Jan 11, 2022
They've just confirmed that it has been hacked. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: A Listening Ear Can Be A Running Mouth — Tiwa Savage (Photos) by LordErrk: 9:31am On Jan 10, 2022
Make she release another video for boys jare
Travel › Re: Two Brothers Aged 12 And 14 Drown In Kwara River (Photo) by LordErrk: 10:22am On Jan 03, 2022
Wetin dey this kwara river sef...
Romance › Re: Check Out My New Year Pictures, Shey I Fine? (pics) by LordErrk: 9:21am On Jan 02, 2022
You knack am?

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