₦airaland Forum

post=120260764:
@topic,
Bobrisky the transgendered.



Please, we beg of you,
You guys should not misuse the opportunity of the emojis just given to Nairalanders by Seun Osewa.
Use the emojis wisely and with sense.
Too much of everything is bad.
Use 1, 2 or 3 emojis (🤔 🤣 😅), and that is enough,
Not 85 emojis in a single post!
Do not litter here like Facebook biko.
We know some of you will want to over do sha.
Typical Nigerian bs.
Damn!

Lolachef:
Is Ur poopsie available

Lolachef:
Retired men dey sweet pass young fools like you.

Lolachef:
Your daddy know me.

Lolachef:
And u are complaining of person that paid 10million.......Ozuor.

EBMedia:
A Kenyan man, James Jkorir, has said that he regrets marrying his wife because she always pretends to be sick whenever he wants to have sex with her, IGBERETV reports.


https://m./2443977612304623/permalink/5840170002685350/

See his post and replies below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1437005/wife-pretends-sick-whenever-ask-s3x-man-laments/

Lolachef:
You can't pay.



Don't bother raising Ur crack arsehole.

meobizy:
Not in bulk. I get them normally in sets of four to six. Transglobal logistics cost.

gidgiddy:
Coups and coup plotters should be roundly condemned by all. To sieze power by the barrel of the gun has no place in modern society.

But a situation where some coup plotters are vilified, while others are honoured, leaves much to be desired. Major Chukwuma Nzeogwu has been in the News lately on the anniversary of him leading Nigerias first coup. Some have called him names and even put an ethnic tag to that coup because he is Igbo. Nzeogwu's coup claimed about 20 lives

What some people may not know is that Nigerias bloodiest coup plotter, the man who led Nigerias second coup that claimed well over 300 lives, is today one of the most honoured men in the country

General Murtala Mohammed led Nigeria's second coup, he is the only Nigerian to have led two different coups. His first coup targeted Southerners, mainly Igbos, and spared his fellow Northerners. His coup killed over 300 people including the Head Of State, Aguiyi Ironsi, as well as the Military Governor of the Western Region, Lt Colonel Fajuyi.

Despite being the Bloodiest coup plotter in Nigeria's history, Murtala Mohammed has Airports, Highways, landmarks and even lectures named after him. Murtala Mohammed was even put on the 20 Naira note, an honour countries of the world usually give to their greatest citizens

How did the bloodiest coup plotter in Nigeria's history become one of its most honoured men? Is it because he is a Northerner?

DaddyCK:


M.0.D .....THIS IS FOR EDUCATION...FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!!!!!!

WHY ALL THE FANCY NAMES JUST TO SOUND NICE........Ok, I saw my ex babe yesterday, asked her how she doin and she said **Hooook-up**. Am like WHA THA FUUKKKK....then I asked if its wot they call Olosho, she said no. I then ask if she a prostitute. She then got angry, reported me to her brothers & i juss heard rumors they loookin for me. they juss left my hotel.. Did I say somtin wrong. Whats the difference please?.

What is the difference please?

meobizy:
No need. I get connect for UK imports.

seanwilliam:
Where una Dey see this money

Zonefree:
Na another format be this

You want to marry a Nigerian girl and you're scared of kidnappers

Are Nigerian girls not dangerous than kidnappers?

officialfestus:
how good is it?

chisomkachy:
https://twitter.com/cenbank/status/1615040956390047778?t=7UCyxTxjFJzM3aYAC150oQ&s=19[/quote]dem dey come for u ooooo.

Boysnightout:
This happened during the festive period while we travelled to our country home for christmas celebrations.

I met this sweet chick in the village and after bewitching her with my charm and smile , she agreed to visit me.

I purposely scheduled her visit to a day when almost no one would be at home. I had already intimated my sister of my plan to bring home a chick so she could act as cover. The chick came around and I received her well. We chatted for a while before I began flirting with her and running my fingers on her laps. I leaned in for a kiss and she returned it. She was just moaning wildly .

I lifted her, took her to my room and removed her panties with my teeth. I .....

It was while she was riding me cowgirl that my dad bumped into us. I didn't even see him at first because my view was blocked by her boobs in my face and mouth.

She saw him first, screamed and jumped down from my erect dick to search for her clothes. I tried to calm her down. Apparently, my dad was in his room sleeping and I thought he had gone out with our kinsmen.

Why will my dad barge into my privacy like that?

Banilla:
How is it? What do we do there? What do we become?

I'll take any answer whether it's your opinion, a vision, from a holy book.

Thanks.

Nyascobar1414:
Most men didn't know the real nature of vvomen..

They usually pay for the Ignorance.


FYI: she's a married woman

joyandfaith:
Don't forget to say even before white arrived Africa, slave trading was common. In fact in old oyo empire, warriors raided towns to get slaves. Slavery was normal business then. Can you tell tell me if scamming is acceptable in any part of the world.

Bmaster:
op,you miss to add this.


10.STAYING BROKE
11.VOTING INCOMPETENCE AS UR PRESIDENT

AbuMaryam1:
Yaran nan ba su da mutunci.
It's 2-1.....
Oya Man city over to you.

DaddyFreeze2020:
They have crude oil.
They export crude oil

siofra:
God! I love this man so much for this. He's one of the last brave ones we still have in this world.


He knows what true love is and I respect that.

Such a supportive man. God bless you, sir.

Modified;

It seems my post is annoying some people, well, they can die for all I care.

I see topics all the time on front page telling a woman not to leave her husband just because he cheated on her.

But here I am praising a man for being brave enough not to divorce his wife for cheating and they are coming for me like I'm the devil?

Fūck all of you insulting me, what's good for the goose, is good for the gander.

ZINNYBANKS:
I hate this world . but maybe there can be peace on the other side..

padi94:
Wow these people want pack every good things out of Africa.

sotall:


Someone like this Femi Ade-parrot needs to be stoned and brutally dealt with if the opportunity arises.


He seems not to care about how the quality of life of Nigerians have regressed in the past 8 years that the dullard came to power.


I swear If i had the opportunity to meet him one-on-one and he talks this nonesense, i go beat the idiot to stupor.

Ttalk:
See the positives and deal with the negatives