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lefulefu:
And I was thinking it was nigeria sef
I for wonder how possible dat can be in nigeria

Lmaooooo

Naija keh?

What we have are urgent 2k merchants na!

Strech:
wusasa Zaria kaduna state. same area where that Prof was kidnapped last Sunday and yet to be found, within the space of one week, we have 4 cases of kidnap and still no active measures put in place, and thats the same shit that made me relocate my family from kaduna metropolis, it's as if now where is safe again..

So sorry to hear that bro.

Please get a firearm. The local one is available,if not the AK 47 type. Your family deserves the best protection possible. Don't hesitate to use whatever means necessary to do just that.


One love

Strech:
Guy! the thing ttire me oo. just yesterday night kidnappers took away my landlord and his 5 children killed a soldier and an old man that came to morn his dead son. I have never been so helpless in my life with a pregnant wife and my 3 years old son. my wife had contractions due to fear and my son couldn't stop crying due to sound of Ak 47. Baba this country is gone.

Where is that bro

RAGGA40:
Ignore the nuisance there

We already did.

Busuyib:
It happened last year too. News be claiming 8people dead. It's a big lie... Hmmm. It is saddening!!! My kid sister said she left the spot about 5 minutes before the incident happened!!! God alone be praised!!! We are not worthier than those that died!!! Three dead people were siblings!!! I can't imagine what their family would be going through!!

Yes I know@ your sister.

I heard her shouting it later in her hostel.

thebosstrevor1:
Some of you all in the name of supporting so called yoruba nation are supporting the evil of one sunday Igboho who is fighting a selfish political agenda.

What is really your problem bro/sis?

You keep on saying Sunday is evil but he just wanna protect his own kin, from being massacred by the Fulani!

Lastmankc:
My brother, nah simps spoil everything. I nearly kill my friend when he was begging his cheating girlfriend not to leave him.

Kill him na

storm001:
E go fit you

NewDelhi:
There's this natural feeling you have when you see a girl in public you've fvcked before. It's a feeling of immense ego, a feeling of "my guy, you see that yansh, I don tear am wella" . The ego is more when you see her with her female friends. The ego is far much if you see her with her bf.

Just yesterday, I met the bf of a girl that I used to mekwe. She also sent me alot of nudes back then. Immediately i sighted the guy I was just laughing devilishly in my mind. I even went to my gallery and video files to refresh my memory. Poor boy, he doesn't know the dude right beside him is also having a taste of his greatest possession.

You accomplished nothing bro...

A real man doesn't count that as an achievement. What kain ego I go get cuz I fuqed chiamaka and Josephine? Maybe it's just me sha.You even still kept her nudes(and likely others) around? For what?

How do you know that girl doesn't see you and smile devilishly knowing she fuqed your brains out too?

There is nothing to be sorry about on her new bf part. You guys didn't work out.

Blood cereal nko

Jephson67:
see this idoit wey them chase out of ashawo thread sef dey follow me talk

Lmaoooo...

Just see ya life.... So ashawo thread na achievement for you? Upgrade biko.

You don't have any job.

Jephson67:
yeah, but in this day and age, if you know what you are doing, you wont take a job of 500k a month. well i am talking for myself

As if you even have any job before!!!


Clown

Chii59:
Meaning, you're only guilty if caught.
You place your mothers in a glass box, hallowed and reverenced. If the girls of nowadays are spoilt, your mothers are to blame. As well as your fathers.

Lmaooooo...


You said your... Not 'our'


C'mon ..make it general babe

343tipster:
There something the guy not telling me too, but after the introduction the girl mostly depends on him

Thought she has a job or side hustle already, why depend on him again?

Regex:
The best way to pass a shit test is to not play it at all. Do the complete opposite of what that test says. If it says you should pass, fail. If it says you buy, don't!

That kind of test never worked on me because I already made it clear that I ain't ready fo marriage so you threatening to leave is like lighting a candle inside a reservoir of crude oil.

You dey threaten me but no be you go pay bride price,buy engagement things,rent canopy or hall, pay catherer,so wetin you dey threaten me for?

343tipster:
Guys help o,

There's one of my friend i really like, though the guy no tell me before he did introduction due to constant change of location.. him dey tell me say the girl get handwork and she dey help him financially sometimes saying she gave him true love blah blah blah and always pushing me to find my own too saying time dey go...... I don't even know how to advice him bcs he's sure to wed the girl before this year runs out...

Right now the guy not doing good financially, and emotionally my guy don dey weak.. he dey even tell me say he wants to do surprise package for her birthday next week... (Probably to rent a shop for her) and my guy never get shop or get source of income for now

I'm just confused I don't know how to advise him, make e no later be say na me wan spoiled thier upcoming marriage lol

Every responsibility of the girl just fall on my guy head, and he dey even advise me make I go marry saying the life sweet blah blah blah SMH....

Yesterday night he dey tell me he can't sleep saying he just depressed

What do you suggest I say to him ?

What exactly is your friend's problem?

Is it the depression, the girl bills or his failing business?


I'm confused on what to advise him for

odinson1:
So I was in Ss2 then their was this particular gal wey dey always twist my mind ��I love her like kilode she was my crush I gave her greenlight buh she no look my side at all�
She is fond of calling me friend which sucks��
Alright I know I was a fool then every fuvking day she is always after my #300
Wey my mama dey always give me make I manage ��
As per say I be broda ode I will give her 200 sometimes 250 I go spend 50 d whole day we continue this daily routine for 3month before I finally wake up ��

The last one wey she do last wey pain me pass I brought #200 to school dah day I brought one bigi apple and rite 2 gala

So I went far from class so I can enjoy my gala in peace I was about devouring my precious gala when anty tawa showed up from nowhere she said I should handover the gala

I was like ��this is my morning food av not eaten since I wan form strong head next she did she slap my head and call me big head fas fas I start to blush and I dey quick blush ��naso she collect gala ooo � she left me there and went to flex the gala with her friends

Anytime i dey remember this thing e dey always shook me��for heart ND d werey no later date me

Whalia tawa konida fue

Lmaoooooo


Your last line burst my vocal cords. I laughed like mad.


Just reason that shiit. A girl that young already perfecting the art of manipulation on men. How good will she be when she is 25..35 ..40?? Yet most males at that age know next to nothing about women wiles and caprices.

It's good you are wise now

This guy and his QUEENS again!!!!

Who do you pay to push these topics to FP na?

Nawa sha...

Toke that bleached her body for a guy and did butt,face,punna-surgical uplifts still dey attack another guy's hygiene?

The other day she berated Reno for attacking single mothers and last year she was bodyshaming a guy with a curved dick,urinating jejely.

Forming feminist upandan and yet quick to whine when called out.

When will these entitled females learn that you can't just eat your cake and have it? You want to be respected like all those female bank CEOs yet not willing to put in the work required instead you keep dating male CEOs of PanOcean and Co and ruining their families.


I just Taya mehnnnn

odinson1:
All these things listed are Unrealistic and therefore Useless when it comes to Real life Scenarios

The one offering rice and chicken is the most realistic of them all. One offered to send money too.


What dafuq do love and understanding and breastfeeding mean?

Lazy asses!

MJBOLT:

pant washing simp

He is wasting his abs.

He is best friends with ozo too...


*Sighs*

These men sha.

Glawrie:
Na me and you follow get am na...Mr Bet

Yen yen yen... jealous woman

Emmynator:
He won't change, he feels the right person will reciprocate his "niceness", I pity him if he carries this behaviour to marriage, by that time it will be too late for him.

There is no justice in this world ,except the one you execute yourself.

Peace is a mirage, there is only passion.

Nice guys don't end up with nice girls, but viragos!!!

Glawrie:
Why are they shining their teeth laidis?
Are they advertising close up

See painment.

Bet yours 're brown!!!

Wittyduchess:
This generation of men deserve to shed tears for. I keep hearing "women are not like our mothers anymore" ,but behold your diaper wearing woke generation of "men".smh.


They keep talking about how morals is so low on the part of the women of this generation,but these are the people ready to use their own parents for ritual . Last year a guy raped and killed his mother for ritual, make una continue.


They don't make men like the men of old anymore.sighs!.

K

emmaodet:
Exactly bro.

Honestly, ladies in their 30's are always rude when they know you won't marry them and just want to pump and dump. They realize that the clock is ticking and no more room for flirting around and also know it's all downhill from here, they can't swallow that bitter pill.
As a man who is getting is shits and acts together, i will advise to focus on ladies in their 20’s and avoid those expired jugs of milk.
Date girls 22-28 and not choose a 30 something year old washed-up woman. Just remember you’re in driving seat now and dictates the direction of the relationship when you put your acts together.

Lol....I don't give a fuq about their marital wants. Some of the 20s girls dey ask for marriage but I always tell them I don't promise anyone marriage. I would expect them to get angry but strangely,there is this hope they have in them,that sooner or later,I would change my mind. I guess there is still tomorrow for that.

When and if I'm gonna marry,only God knows.

Call me a devil but I have always been straight up with women. No pretenses. Those who don't like what I'm selling move on quicker and life goes on. But I find it's less marital-demands-taxing to date younger women(20-25), than those above.

Did you say expired jugs? C'mon bro, be gentle naaa

Emmynator:
I have this friend who is an irredeemable simp, I don't like throwing the word simp around, but believe me I have confirmed this guy to be a title holding simp, and he is irredeemable to back it up.

So this guy got into a relationship, put the girl on a pedestal, as much as he is struggling bought the girl a phone, the phone he bought for her got spoilt, then he collected that one and gave her his own, and practically went phoneless till he was able repair her own. All advice fell on deaf ears, I got tire and stopped advising him since it was clear that he was deaf.

That is not the height of it, this girl had the guts to slap him and insult him, yet he was the one who went to beg her, when I heard this I was mad and concluded that skimping is a disease. The girl developed zero respect for this guy, but he would always swoop in to solve her financial needs, this is someone that is struggling financially. Then she started cheating, this guy was still holding on to her, preaching forgiveness to himself, I was beyond livid, cus this guy is my padi, after month of my guy taking trash, she broke up with him, I was happy for him but the idiot was down and was playing one stupid love song on repeat.

I thought OK, maybe he just loved that one, imagine my shock when his next relationship followed that same line of actions, pheww! I just weak for the guy, and the guy was so proud of himself, forming mister right.

I brought this up because recently he told me that the first girl contacted him and told him that she misses him and she haven't seen any guy like him bla bla, so he was saying if you treat a girl well, she will never forget you even if she breaks up with you. I laughed and told him "treat her "RIGHT" and she won't break up with you".

I wondered where he gets it all wrong, until he started telling me about his new crush, damn, if I didn't already know her, I would have thought she was an angel from heaven, so perfect, spotless and blameless. He had already married her in his mind, exalted her above her station without actually starting anything with her. Funny enough, this girl has a crush on me but I shun her, imagine how I was laughing when this guy was glorifying her to the highest heaven (lol, this girl wey I know?).
So the guy when to ask her out on a date, she told him she was busy, that same week she called me and was like I have forgotten about her, and I have never bothered to come visit her, I told her OK I will try, then she said anytime I am ready that she is free. As my friend told me that he asked her on a date and she said she is busy, I just told him that she has rejected him, but he insisted on trying again. I have longed given up on him, I know when he reaches his skimping limits his head will get correct.

I am sharing this story, because this my friend was the biggest confirmation of the red pill truths I have come across. And I learnt some important lessons from his simphood, the principal of them being that you can't save a simp, just leave them till they get played into the red pill.

Please let's help him bro...

Conventional ways(talking and explaining) don't seem to work...let's be unconventional biko. Give me for a week...lemme beat him black and red or take him to my cassava farm make e work for one month.

If he still believes that his GF is the best thing after sliced bread, then set his ass up. Invite the girl over and when she comes, record ya conversations. Push her to talk of her toasters and she go talk of your disgusting friend. Play him the video when you reach home. If he doesn't change, donate him to the gods.

Nawa o...


After one kid?

Which virgin be that one?

MJBOLT:

at least they are better than the hoes who put on wigs,eye lashes,make up,fake breasts,bumbum and camel toe.

You killed her sha


She go dey cry for house now

Saviolamemphix:

Leave that guy ..I go soon trace am go his Villa and break his ass

Magnoliaa:
Before, nko?

You don come again....