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Lmaooooo

This cracked me up.

insidelife22:
Don't think I will ever get married

Lmaoooo

E shock you!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Pukkalolo:
luminouz, here is the interesting and counterintuitive thing...

Those trolls always dropping hate comments on this threads are actually playing an important role in making this thread successful...

Here's why... please read carefully. There's a big lesson to be learned here:

We are in "attention age".

Meaning, in this current age and time, getting attention is the secret sauce to being relevant and successful, and sadly it doesn't even matter if it's positive or negative attention.

Nairaland algorithm doesn't give a shit about negative comment/attention; as long as there's engagements, it will keep pushing the thread to the top.

I watched an interview with an American rapper who get millions of view on his songs and cash out on them. He said something very interesting. He said that, "half of the people that watch his music videos on youtube and stream his songs are mostly his haters..."

That's basically saying, "half of his music revenues and income are coming from his haters."

Most Celebrities understand that attention, both negative and positive attention, is the secret to staying relevant in the industry.

Think of it: Andrew Tate became a billionaire and became one of the most googled man on Earth strictly from his ability to garner attention to himself. The funny thing is, many of the attention are even negative attention, i.e criticism and hate...

Your ability to handle trolls, haters criticism, negative reactions is the secret to your success in any areas of life.

Using interaction with women as example, one of the major differentiators between me and the nice guy is that the nice guy is so much scared of being criticize, disliked or rejected by the women he desires, while I on the other hand I'm very "comfortable" with getting criticism or rejection.

How do the women cash out on the nice guys? Because when a nice guy is getting criticize by a girl or he sense that he might be losing a girl, he assumes he is the cause. So he try is best to impress her and do more and more bigger nice things for her.

I embrace criticism, rejection, drama, tension, randomness, uncertainty that why I'm never lacking pussy....

The nice guy is scared of criticism, rejection and being disliked.... and that's why women easily manipulate and exploit him.

It doesn’t matter how smart, intelligent or educated you are . The difference between the winnner and the loser is the ability to handle criticism, haters, trolls, rejection, failure and negative reaction.

I'm not affected emotionally by criticism, rejection, setbacks, trolls, negative reactions because I already expects those things to happen. I've already included them in my calculations for getting success..

You have to lose the battle to win the war. If you want to be admired by some people, then you must be willing to be disliked by some other people. No two ways about it.

Running from criticism and negative reactions only means that when you finally lay your head down at the end of your journey on earth, your life would be empty and filled with regrets. In order to prevent that, you need to ride above trolls, rejection and negative opinion of people -- and live life on your terms.

Anytime you choose to do something that is worthwhile, and you begin to climb up the ladder of accomplishments, the amounts of individuals who wish to bring you down increases. You'll certainly upset some people by trying to move higher.

Youll upset some people by trying to improve yourself. Some people would feel threatened when they see that you are making moves to upgrade yourself; they would criticize your moves.


One of my mentor once told me, "the best way to kill something or make it irrelevant is to simply ignore it."

Our goal is to continue ignoring the trolls but also to make sure they don't ignore us, because in a counterintuitive way, the more hate comments they drop and the more they don't ignore us, the more they make me, you and this amazing thread even more relevant and bigger.

Happy new year to everyone and God bless you all.

Nice take!!! 💯

KwuoteYourFada:
serious?

Yes na. I'm very serious!!! 🙂

KwuoteYourFada:
My younger sister left for Canada two months ago

It's not funny

Really?

She go need husband oh cuz Canada cold die. I dey available!!!

Happy New Year, mah Niggas

Let's grow ourselves and legacies this year.

Above all, I wish you premium health!!

Na women dey feel the loneliness pass. Na why they cry out on Twitter, IG and YouTube.

This one is just 28 and she don already do smart advert.

It is well

hartopher76:
Some conditions girls dey give dey baffle me' your are single girl of 40 yrs, you need a single guy between the ages of 40 to 45 must be rich, handsome, God fearing, so a guy with all these qualities will be ready to gamble with a woman that has entered menopouse? abeg make ladies dey fear God for once.

No need to advise them. They will learn

Why should I choose when I can take it all?

I choose ALL.

ItisWell22:
Actually a terrible human praying for God’s forgiveness on a steady. 😢

You are a terrible human?😳

I commend OP for this. I'd love to give out too but it's just so difficult to know who is real or fake on this platform. Thus, making it harder for people who really need it to benefit

Eriokanmi:
Your guess is wrong. My wife is fondly loved by her dad. She rarely talks of her mum. He was the first person she introduced me to before her mum.

Today, we're over a decade in marriage and her dad never intervened or interfered in our marriage. I remember a time we had an issue at the early part of the marriage bothering on trying to understand each other. She called her dad that she wanted coming home but he refused. He said he must not near his house because her new home is her husband's house. The man takes me as his son

Awwwwnnnnnn....
Oya egbon, where is my gift for the New Year?

Zonefree:
Who brought this idea of kneeling to beg a woman to be your responsibility?

The first sign of an unstable marriage is "kneel and propose."

My two cousins that went on two knees to propose to their wives are single fathers today.

I will NEVER do that shiit. Nigerians copy everything but the sensible ones. How in hell does it make sense to kneel down to propose to someone you will spend your life taking care of?

Nigerian men dey fall my hand big time. I'm glad men like you still exist

Tynaclem1:
What you have just done is profile an entire gender and that is very wrong... If we are to be fair do you know that there are women who abuse their husbands too both physically and mentally? What do you have to now say about a nagging wife? Is that also not abuse?

If ever you find yourself in an abusive relationship as a woman it is better to flee for safety. That is why it is advisable to look for the red flags in a relationship, even though no one is perfect, know the ones you can tolerate and the ones you cannot before marrying.

Every marriage has it's trying times and there are still Nigerian couples abroad who are living a happy married life and the fact that they don't come out on social media to broadcast it doesn't mean they don't exist

Besides why nurture and harbour hatred for your spouse in your heart waiting till you get abroad to take vengeance when you can just leave🤷 Omo this life na one oo, make sure to enjoy every bit of it

Damn, you just keep impressing me day after day!!!

missjekyll:
Oh shut it. Cannot believe you are agreeing with the misogynistic goons here. What a pick me. Nurse my foot.

Come here let me console you!!!

I won't be too harsh...

ItisWell22:
Irrespective of the field, loose girls dey everywhere.
And I also think the environment plays a huge role.

Trained as a nurse in core north, and we could count those among us who were “wayward”, and they were from North central.

Trained in a medical school in the south and all I can say is omoooo.
Kids from “rich” homes oh.

In fact, one of the best brains in my class was known to chase the dvcks herself. She sees you and likes you, she comes for you.

She’s a doctor. A good one at that.




This! 😢

It’s well…

So you are one of the good one I guess. No wonder you married early.

Vicboy1:
Mumu no go find something better to do with your life de there de support hungry book sellers olodo

K

lexy2014:
can you use your white ass to show me where the following questions have been answered?

which "superior points" did you make and how did they answer these questions?

1. what exactly did I start again?

2. you think? you mean you dont know?

3. how did he use "delegated responsibility" to impact his kingdom?

4. pls break down the responsibilities he delegated.

5. if he delegated those responsibilities, then what impact did he make?

6. how has he been impactful to his kingdom since all this while he was abroad?

7. how do you know that the community is peaceful and how was he responsible for the community being peaceful since he was abroad all this while?

K

MatrixReloaded:
Tomorrow marks it 3 weeks my baby is here with the mother(39 weeks 5 days). She did 4 scans all tru her pregnancy. The latest one was my concern when we notice discomfort amd the report didn't seems well. Remember induction is a forceful way to extract a baby and very painful and most tyms as I was told the baby might be too weak to accept such procedure. You don't want to have to struggle your baby out.
CS was our option, I signed the consent form and my spouse didn't have to eat anything. In the morning around 8am she was already in the ward. After anatesia, the doctor performed the cut under her belle line to expose her gauging uterus. The rest was pulling the baby out and the head was the last to follow.
I watched it like a movie scene with courage and praying.
At the end I smiled and the mother is OK and fully recovered. I don knack her one, but na slow slow 5 days ago self..

Lmaooo...na werey you be

Your baby is just 3 weeks old and you don fuq your wife one round?🤣🤣

Pukkalolo... Kindly ignore that asslicker crying for your attention. Don't let IT derail the thread.

Who but a dîngbat would ask someone to provide evidence of his success with women so he can send Xmas money? Dem tell you say we be smellos for here?

Mumu

Calitoscassius:
No, i asked, did he go to school to learn how to rule his people and his kingdom? Co's he did need to go abroad to do that his people and kingdom are not abroad. That is what i meant.


I read about him on here when his father died and he was a about 11 years old or something then.

He was 18 years. If you argue again, I will make you impotent for 5000 years!!!

lexy2014:
which "superior points" did you make and how did hey answer these questions?

1. what exactly did I start again?

2. you think? you mean you dont know?

3. how did he use "delegated responsibility" to impact his kingdom?

4. pls break down the responsibilities he delegated.

5. if he delegated those responsibilities, then what impact did he make?

6. how has he been impactful to his kingdom since all this while he was abroad?

7. how do you know that the community is peaceful and how was he responsible for the community being peaceful since he was abroad all this while?

Bros...goan sit ya black ass down. Your questions have been answered properly!!!

Badmashii:
Comrade no vex. As a real man you should always remember that you are living in a world full of simps.

if you don't master how to detect and deal with SIMPle men then you should blame yourself for whatever shit happens to you.

I feel you boss

Dexy4yah:
To whom brain is given.....sense is expected

We know your type🤣

Keep fooling yourself

Lol, abusing me won't make you less of a simp...

iuni:
Good gesture from the fine singer.

But wait oo, are we naturally supposed to love our mom more than our dad? please share your thoughts

Only simps think that way.

I'm one of the few dedicated to changing the narrative. Men are the foundation of society. They hustle hard for their families and go hungry without showing it. Their wives are more emotional and thus seem more caring and supportive. Unfortunately, these husbands die(from too much stress) in silence and leave their wives to enjoy the fruits of labour on the kids.

Men are not loved unconditionally. They are expendable. Take good care of your dad while he is alive.

N.B: Am I the only one who never gave a fuq about these artistes and their shows? I have never attended one since I was born and I don't care to change that.

Zonefree:
Diokpa, una too get fine girls for Isele Uku. Na there we camp during nysc. The sweet banny wan use fresh palm wine and banga soup finish me.

Now I know why I like your posts. I camped at Issele-uku too. Fresh girls dey dia. I ate free food for mammy market courtesy of one girl wey wan die on my case. I was leaving camp and she was crying.

Good old days!!!

Bullet01:
Handsome and fresh.

🙄🙄🙄

Dexy4yah:
rest joor!! See who dey call me simp🤣
I dont drop comments just to get likes like you always do.
How will you be walking with your girl on the road then leave her to go and greet your ex....does it make sense to you?
The little issue they had...he threw her things out of the house...the op didn't act like a gentle man.

I don't see him treating that girl right...so is good he let her be.

Na your type dey wash your babe pants for room but go come online dey form alpha male....abeg resst🤣

Damn...you are such a fvcking simp....

Dexy4yah:
She wasn't everything I need in a women
Is obvious you don't love her that much

. I detest girls on eye lashes. I've repeatedly told her how I dislike it, but when she went to fix herself for the Christmas, she fixed the eyelashes, Contrary to my demand.
You can't love a girl and prevent her from making herself look pretty
But I'm seriously contemplating of canceling this plan and throw her out come January
Op you don't love this girl with all your heart, you just love her pvssy.
But there's this my ex girlfriend by the roadside, she saw me and yelled my name, I went to greet her and my Fiancée picked offence, left me without waiting for me
Put yourself in her shoes....if you're walking with her on the street and she sees her ex and she leave you to go and say hi to him...how will you feel? Very bad right?
This single act shows you don't value nor respect her.


All the red flag dey your side...soo just free her abeg.....nt the one you will marry her today then tomorrow you will send her parking.



My 2cents thou✌🏻

Your two cents is balderdash! You are LORD SIMPDERMORT!!!

That you can't even reason logically on the matter dey shame me as a man. How can you say "all the red flags are on his side"? Did you read the story at all? He wasn't perfect but that girl ain't the one for him at all. She is rude, proud, classless and a cheat. That you didn't see all these is a red flag to me. Na your type dey go behind your friend's back to do aproko to his gf.

I don't pray to have a person like you as my friend. You can kill me because of pussy.

FanRong:
I'm sorry, this post is going to be a long one. But you're saving a soul if you read through and advice candidly.


My story
We've dated for 6months and we've lived together for the 6months.

On our 3rd month, I found her interesting and told her I'll like to marry her. She accepted but no engagement ring or anything to show. We just accepted by word of mouth.

Since then, I've worked towards it. I've told her to call her mum and eldest brother(dad is late) to relate my idea and understand their feeling since it won't be that easy to marry. (same state, but my people and her people are highly selective in marriage)

After several persuasion, and threat that I'll throw her out if she doesn't relate the circumstances to her family, she called the mum. And again I had to force her to call the eldest brother. She claimed she did. And that's enough. I'm ok.

Meanwhile, there's this guy(her ex) she claims helped her when she came to Lagos. It was when I started accommodating her that I found out in her chats that she was living with this guy, but lied to me she was living with her Aunt and the aunt's husband was harassing her sexually and she wants to leave. She later told me the guy, though provides for him but has never had sex with her, even when she was living in his house. These stories doesn't move me since everyone, who is not a virgin has an ex. So I forgave all that and we moved on.

She wasn't everything I need in a women, but I told myself I could train her the way I want. We continued adjusting to each others likes and dislikes.

I feed her this 6 months, provide comfortable shelter, buy her things she needs,(not want). Told her I'll do more and open a shop for her, if we get married, but she still confronts me asking why should I wait till after marriage? . I didn't allow the words move me cos Its my decision and my money and also, I'm used to gold diggers.

A good number of times, I see her as being selfish. If things doesn't benefit her, she'll not get bothered even if I'm involved.

Just this week, It became obvious to me that she argues everything I request her to do. From 24th Dec, we've been on holiday, we're always at home.
1. I'll wake her up at 9 and ask her to prepare breakfast for the family, she'll prefer to roll on the bed than do it. I'll finally have to do it myself so I can get things done and get busy.

2. I detest girls on eye lashes. I've repeatedly told her how I dislike it, but when she went to fix herself for the Christmas, she fixed the eyelashes, Contrary to my demand.

3. I got her some sneakers to upgrade her fashion style and look smarter, instead of the usual slippers and sandals she wears.
When we prepared to go to the beach few days ago, I requested her to put on the sneakers to look more fashionable, but she refused buttressing that she must wear what she wants, sandals.

4. Few days ago, we had a heated argument and she said that if I'm not happy that she's living with me, that she can go, afterall, she has somewhere to stay. I asked her to go and she immediately called that her ex bf to come to my house. I immediately swung into action, took all her belongings out, before the ex will arrive, at the same time, retrieving the items I gifted her.
While she was struggling to have her gifted items back, our neighbours heard the struggle and had to come and settle for us. She apologized and I forgave her. we were back into the house.

5. Just yesterday , we left home together, and I locked the door and I took the keys with me. We walked down the street together to the Busstop, I have almost no friend and seldomly greet. But there's this my ex girlfriend by the roadside, she saw me and yelled my name, I went to greet her and my Fiancée picked offence, left me without waiting for me. After that I chased her and told her it's nothing because I've told her everything about this ex.
Before we could get to the Busstop, she demanded for the house keys and I gave her since she might come back earlier than me.
We couldn't say bye. The anger was clear on her face and we parted ways.

After about 15mins, I got to where I wanted to make payment for the items I picked only to notice I am not with my transaction phone. I was confused where could I have kept it, the seller insisted I may not have come to his shop with the phone, and the phone rang as I called with my second phone. so I had to call my Fiancée for assistance since she's with the keys.
At first, she said she was still around the Busstop but when I told her I needed her to go home and confirm my phones whereabout, she said she can't go back that she has gone far, shouted on me and hung the phone.

I called and called and called, but she didn't pick. Many thoughts ran into me. Who took this phone? My money? , my phone? , my sim card? . I had to find my way and trekked back about 4km to the house since I had no cash with me. And finally saw the phone ringing in my house. I was relieved.

The way she shouted to me on the phone got me unbalanced, I felt she would be fire if I get this girl as a wife.

We finally traveled to our home state today and I paid the bills for the traveling. My major plan of traveling was to see her people and do the needful before I mistakenly get her pregnant. But I'm seriously contemplating of canceling this plan and throw her out come January. I need peace.

Dear nairalanders, I'm really in the middle of the deep blue sea and the devil.

I need mature and candid advice please.
Should I continue with the marriage plans or the red flags are obvious?

*Sighs*

Here comes Luminouz again to save some SIMPS!!! It's obvious you are one because you compromise a lot and with each compromise, you disgust her more and more. Women hate weak men and punish them mercilessly.

1. Ditch the girl. Points 4,5&6 already told me that she is cheating. I already said it here that never tolerate any disrespect from any woman. She told you to your face to ditch her and she will go back to the ex and you allowed your neighbor to cool your brain? That girl is not for you.

2. How many times do I say it that it's not your job to upgrade any girl you haven't married? At least, you didn't give all she wanted but bros, what you have done is more than enough. She wasn't even grateful anyway so why continue with an ingrate?

3. She will never change and she doesn't want you. Her reluctance to call her people about wedding plans told me that. She wanted a shop from you and whatever else you can donate as a cheerful giver. Why allow yourself to be used like this?

4. I like the cohabitation part. It allows you to study who she is and understand each other better. That's one good thing you did. Now you have seen who she is but that you came here still asking if you overreacted or whether you should ditch her is confusing my confusion. Isn't it obvious what you should do with all the red flags I mentioned?

Damn, what is this bayi?

🙄🙄🙄

Omoh... I'm a regular guy oh... The regular pleasure is ok. People have some crazy fantasies though