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LooneyLester:
Big lactating tiddies, torture, beatings and dacryphilia

Huh?😳

Snowx:
Please read, apologies for my poor use of sentences

We met on Tinder, what attracted me to her was her mode of her picture composure, we got talking she aligned to my expectations.

We scheduled to see, she was working as a chef in Asaba.
We agreed to see on 26th, I informed him that I was coming she  said said Ok. She was off work. And she was the one that chooses where we meet.
I was in keke heading to the ShopRite I texted her that I was on my way to the shoprite. She didn't respond I got to the ShopRite and texted  she Siad I her word " please I should stay with my friend a little while that she was tired that She didn't know I will be coming that early, that she was tired coming back from work..mehn I don't want to react harshly I kept my cool got a predator and start shipping to calm nerves...after a while I texted her that she should alert me when she about coming incase I left, she said ok. Meanwhile I told him that I have a friend that live in Asaba he asked me while I was in a bus if  he's around I said yes but not now may be he will be around in next 2 to 3 hrs. I don't know it was what gave her the impetus to tell me to stay with my guy without feeling any excited that I got into Asaba to see her for the first time

I called my guy to come and pick me he came and pick me., after like about 3hrs he said she taking her bath that I should come to squash club, I told her that I was at my guy's place he should come there she Siad the place she will be coming from is far, then I promised her TF after much deliberation she came. We talk and when she about to go I told her that she should stay behind she obliged after she got home to pick one or two things she would use for her work the next day.

Nothing happened between Us, I didn't even initiate any sex stuff coz that's not my problem.

My question is why didn't she feel excited that I was in Asaba to see her and she had the guts to kept me in ShopRite if not my guy I would have left Asaba that moment.

That attitude she exhibited made me to have cold mind towards proceeding anything with her..but I don't know how I will discharge her. note I told her that I wasn't impressed with what she did.

If you see this know that I was still disappointed and it takes the fate and God's will to understand why you did that if not for negative purposes.

What's doing you bayi?

You are still not satisfied after she slept in your house overnight? Don't you know kidnappers and ritual killers boku for naija ni? She was afraid for her life and it showed in your write-up but she overcame that to sleep over.

What else do you want?

Dizzyyish:
The fact that she brought this to social media is the same reason he didn't inform her about his movement.

The ironic part is that everyone now knows he's in Canada with this post.

Exactly!!!

BloomingDale:
Nigerian men. Japaing to the white man’s land to go and suck his prick. 😀😀 What a shameful group of men. Na dem wan die ontop submission while there is nothing in them to get one to submit. What a bunch of nonetities. 🤡🤡

You made fun of someone's near death ordeal? That's low, even for you.

No matter how we exchange banters on NL, I have never expressed glee at anyone's misfortune , men or women.

Nawa for you oh

ahnie:
I use to be a staunch supporter of arsenal years ago,my heart was shattered when Chelsea then under Jose Mourinho trashed us 7 zeros I have forgotten the year ........omorr I just jejely left them before cardiac go kill my enemies.I have bn club less since then.

A woman that likes football? Interesting.

My friend used to reject food anytime Arsenal lost and me I go kuku chop an. Dude would wake up in the middle of the night dey ask me for food wey I don chop.

Nobody told him to start eating back when Arsenal wan make hunger kill am!

owiko:
Perhaps, he plays sports bet.
I'm a supporter of Arsenal, but it doesn't bother me if we win, lose or draw.
I don't worry myself over things I can't control

You are a fake supporter.

Many Arsenal supporters don't eat when they lose. I think they need therapy.

FeliciaOja:
I meet him July this year, everything about him is cool. My only worry is his fanatical support for arsenal which I consider the worst club on earth.

He keeps disturbing me of how his club will win the league, but whenever they lose he becomes super depressed and aggressive.

We have talked about this many times and he has sworn to change.
But this night he came back very late and was making so much noise, shouting and yelling
Then I googled scores and saw that his club lost today

I can't take it anymore
He is not the first guy I have dated that loved football. His own is that when his club loss it affects him very bad.

I have even suggested he should stop supporting arsenal but he won't listen.
After this night rubbish he just displayed I'm thinking of calling it quits.

Am I overreacting??

It's easy.

Tell him Arsenal is a mumu club anytime they lose and blow him a fat raspberry. Then tell him to suck on it!!!

AllahOfBlood:


When pussy sweet pady man keep fuccking


I wish her and her family success

Pussy dey sour before?

Lmaooo...

The Wig-advocates already peppering us....

Just come out and tell us you are all baldies!!! Or your hair started from the middle of your head!!! 🤣🤣🤣

We won't kill you. Minoxidil/Rogaine is here to help you. 😉.

On another hand, good healthy sperm rubbed on your bald heads is faster than a bullet. So get on your diick-kites, ladies and start fvcking for those sperm shampoos!!!

Tynaclem1:
There is absolutely no attribute to look for here, she lacks respect and manners and this was NOT a mistake.

She even said it's not a big deal, that's just pride and being unremorseful. If she truly loves him she would never disrespect him that way. She will not even compare an Instagram model to her fiance, she will cherish him and hold him in high esteem.

The right thing to do here is part ways and look for a lady who is ready to marry because that girl clearly isn't.

Why not divorce your bf and lemme marry you ehn? You have a good head on your shoulders!!!

orohbirodeysmel:
Omo you be my type...2 seconds I don send you away...
In relationships today na we dey spend the money, so na who pays the pipper dictates the tune. You no fit dey chop my money and you go dey disrespect me or cross the boundaries...I go withdraw my aid as United States of America dey do. If you go on the wrong side they go withdraw their aid and their troops 😎

Naso baba. That girl was wrong and it's so glaring. The fact that she sees no big deal on it is the scariest. I don't mind if she admires another guy as a fine boy but to actively message and lustfully wish for his kisses? Naaaahhhh nigga! I'm done.

LilMissFavvy:
Hmm, so you are still waiting for Miss. Perfect?

As for the Op, my advice is that your brother should think of the attributes of this lady. Does she have good characteristics? If she loves him, is well mannered, etc, then he can forgive her and marry her. If she doesn't possess other good attributes, then he can let go. There is no perfect human and mistakes happen.

So to you those attributes I mentioned in these two girls are PERFECT ATTRIBUTES? Abi you didn't read my story well ni?

As for your advice, it's bullshiiit. When there is no integrity or morals in a woman, which other mumu characteristics she fit get again biko? If she loves him, she won't make such disrespectful statements and if she is well mannered, SHE WILL MUDAFUCKING REFRAIN FROM TEXTING A STANGER LUSTING FOR HIS KISS!!

Jesus!!! That's why I hate engaging some of y'all women on this forum. Your emotions becloud logic and makes it seem as if una no go school.

Favvy or Fatai...just leave me alone biko...

Pukkalolo:
Yes bro, hesitate to make a move to a girl and life in general.

Hesitation leads to masturbation OR better put, he who hesitate masturbate.

I always put that statement at the back of my mind every moment when opportunity arises for me to take action.

By the way, when I say hesitation leads to masturbation, I'm mainly talking about mental masturbation.

Mental Masturbation is when you engage in useless internal dialogue and stimulating conversation with yourself, usually as an excuse to avoid taking an action.

We think the world is the enemy. We think women are the enemy. But in reality, we have an enemy inside us. The inner-loser in us is the real enemy that want us to stay lonely, broke and useless.

But I'm a rebel. I don't rebel against society, because the society is not the problem. I don't rebel against women because women aren't the problem.

I rebel against that inner-loser in me that wants to keep me broke, useless and lonely. That inner-loser loser doesn't want me to get the best out of life. The inner-loser wants me to settle for less, and masturbate to porn.

Anytime an opportunity presents itself, the inner-loser in us always hinder us from taking action by coming up with excuses... The inner loser prefers the comfort and instant gratification.

My number one rule is, "No Hesitation"

My No Hesitation rule apply in all areas of my life: career, business, women...


Using interaction with women for example.

My NO hesitation rules says when I'm in proximity with a girl I like, I should immediately initiate conversation with her, because if I don't the inner-loser in me will start overanalyzing the situation and giving me excuses and then I end up taking no action.


The moment you hesitate is the moment you give your inner-loser the POWER to hinder you, and that is the moment you lose. This is way we lose opportunities upon opportunities on a daily basis. And we hope that one day, some day something might magically change.

But the only thing that needs to change is our tolerance for that inner-loser in us. We need to rebel against our inner-loser, by facing our fears and taking action.

I get that powerful rush of dopamine anytime I rebel against my inner-loser and CONFIDENTLY face my fears.

At the core, this is the different between me and the nice guy.

When the nice guys see a girl he like, he admire her, gush over her and fantasize about dating her, but he never takes action. And then before she's out of his sight, he'd looks more intensely at her sexy ass, so he could properly store the image in his brain; this will come in handy when he wants to jerk off later that night.

But when I'm in proximity with a girl I find attractive, I immediately initiate conversation with her. I don't try to rehearse the perfect line or polish myself to look cool in her eyes. I simply just act and allow the outcome take care of itself.

My No hesitation rules actually made me more "street smart" because it teaches me to accurately read people's body language and social environs from the get-go and respond to it accordingly...

I leave no room for hesitation because the moment I hesitate is the moment my inner loser begins to come out and then I start to doubt myself.

This is excellently written. A brilliant piece.
You are very right

Mysteriousworld:
A younger brother of mine saw a message on his finances phone.
She sent a message to a guy on instagram, telling him she likes his lips and feels like kissing him.
Now shes claiming its not a big deal, that she doesn't even know the guy, that hes just an instagram model...(its true she doesnt know him,and have never met him).
But my brother doesnt feel good about it, he asked for my advice, and i decided to put it here for him to see himself.

Pls is this a red flag... Or not much of a big deal. The wedding is in February.

Only a mumu will go ahead with the wedding. I will call it off right there and then

You lots don't know women. Any woman who values her integrity will never say "she feels like kissing a random Instagram model'. She doesn't respect her fiance and the fact that she says it's not a big deal...MEANS IT'S A MUDAFUCKING BIG FUCKING DEAL!!! 😡😡😡

Jesus...I broke up with a girl who went to visit her toaster.... They didn't have sex but the fact that she went anyways was enough. Women don't cheat physically without first cheating emotionally. Once you tolerate that, it's downhill from there. There was another girl of EKSU who claimed to love me but at the talking stage, she has a male bestie who according to her sleeps in her room, because she can't sleep alone. She said she can't let him go. I flung her out of my house. She came back saying she has changed but I slammed my door in her face.

N.B: the Lesson is simple. Never tolerate any disrespect from any woman. It always goes downhill from there.

Psyrus:
Only simps kneel to propose, a typical alpha male would get the conquered female pregnant and allow her decide if she wants to be wifed of not!

Mah Nigga!!!😉😉

Chimezie198:
He wanted to go ahead with the wedding but his family said no.

Some guys get mind oo

MUMU SIMP!

Kai, simps make me mad

I support this movement! I always have admired women with their natural hair. I detest wigs and would make a point to remove it from any woman I was with. I'm attracted to the natural. I can understand some girls with alopecia wanna hide their patches but then bald men have existed for millennial and we dealt with it.

Upside: More cultural identity and massive growth of local hair products designed specifically for black women.

Downside: Massive loss for local wig importers and their abroad counterparts but in time, the vacuum would be filled with local hair products.

ufotunang:
Governor Aiyedatiwa is not the one that caused his death. The man has been sick .. terrible sickness called prostrate cancer...so he is not the cause of his death

Did you read at all?

Which prostate cancer?

ariesbull:
But it's true UK is like Lagos ... especially Peckham

So because it's like Lagos, so she doesn't wanna go to the UK? Which main mumu mentality be that? If UK gives her visa, you think she'd stay in Naija abi?

People funny sha.

aremubabs:
Joshua would need to face his fears if he ever wants to reclaim his belts.



His fear is Andy Ruiz. Once he can beat a fit Andy Ruiz, I tell you, Joshua would no longer be afraid.

Lemme alone na!!! Aremu barber!!!

aremubabs:
You keep going around in circles.





Of what use was his fight against Wallin?




Of what use was his fight against Hellenius?





Of what use was his fight against Germaine Franklin?





Which of those guys is better than Andy Ruiz?






Please, you are just an ignoramus as far as boxing is concerned.

Egbon go rest or fight Joshua yourself. Agbaya.

aremubabs:
So, what did the fight with Wallin serve? Everyone thinks Joshua is back because he beat Wallin.




Ruiz beat Joshua (1-0)



Joshua beat Ruiz (1-1)




They still have scores to settle.





Unlike Wallin whom Joshua had beaten twice. There was no belt in the mix, yet Joshua fought Wallin.





You don't know jack about boxing, so just keep quiet and learn.

Just shut it. You ramble around the same point and it's pathetic. He doesn't NEED to fight Ruiz or Walata or whatever. He reclaimed his belts from Ruiz, of what value is the fight to him now. I don't know if you went to university sha but do you repeat courses that you failed, retook and passed because you didn't score 100? Or you failed a class, retook, passed but still insist on repeating a passed class because the lecturer yelled peekaboo?

Haba ..some of una just dey reason upandan' sha.

aremubabs:
Bro, simple question.




Can he do his clearance after convocation.





There is no way he would get any certificates if his balance is negative. So, that is not my point.





The point is that he can't do clearance now because he is in Canada.

Yen yen yen...we don't care!!!

aremubabs:
There is nothing like he already beat Ruiz in boxing. You can rematch as many times as you want.




Joshua had already beaten Wallin two times as an amateur. Fighting Wallin again had no purpose for Joshua since Joshua is well ranked over Wallin by all the four major belts.





Yet, Joshua still fought Wallin. So, why can't he rematch a better fighter like Ruiz, instead of fighting Wallin.





Moreover, Andy Ruiz and Joshua are 1-1. They need to settle the score with a third fight. Usually, when boxers have a draw, they fight again to see who is better.





Right now, only Ruiz can bring out the best from Joshua.






Zhang is too slow. Joyce is even slower. Dubois needs one or two more fights before he can be ready for Joshua. Wilder is as good as finished. Parker does not have the power to beat Anthony Joshua. Whyte is a drug cheat. Miller is a fat buffoon (Dubois exposed him).




Only Ruiz can bring out the best in Joshua. Ruiz, Fury and Usyk have almost the same fighting style. They bring the fight to you. They have better head and foot movements than Joshua. They are quicker than Joshua.

You still make no sense. Trilogy with Ruiz serves nothing. He beat him already,whether he ate 500 toads and refused to train. He beat his ass. According to you, if he beats Ruiz, he will then beat Usyk? Nawa oh....
Like I said, armchair analyst like yourself know nothing about boxing when you have never been punched in the nose yourself. Why don't you match with me and lemme teach you just how armchair analysts like you get a reality check. People like you are racists to the core. Nothing Joshua does will ever satisfy you, if he beats Fury or Usyk or the devil, he still won't be enough. Luckily for you, the dude doesn't know you exist.

I promise not to beat you too much in our boxing match

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Abeg.
Dem no read reach imo and Anambra

K

SpatialKing:
You are the one looking in that perspective..
Which is not really healthy

I only made the statement because I'm from Imo state and the post is about Imo state just support the post..


Moreover, my state being the state with Highest literacy in Nigeria is something to be proud of, because I am a living testimony..

Proudly Nwa Imo

I said what I said. Bye

SpatialKing:
Why are you triggered
We are not
I know lots of Yorubas here

Mostly Igbos and Yorubas

Of course I'm not. I'm just calling you out when you made it seem like only imo state guys are brilliant or dominate abroad.

I also know you offline. But you don't know me!!! Life is like that, ain't it?

elvisjoe1516:
In the morning, it was 'RIP Akeredolu' everywhere. This evening, it is 'Congratulations Aiyedatiwa.'
*Moral lesson:*
Live your life to the fullest while you can. The world will not halt for a second if you stop breathing.

Well, the world will stop if you nuke the whole planet.

aremubabs:
He should fight him again to prove that he is ready to take on any of Fury or Usyk.




Ruiz was the game changer for Joshua's career.





Since his loss to Ruiz, he has become a shadow of himself. His rematch victory didn't bring back the old Joshua.





He needs to fight Ruiz again.

Oga, you no get points!!!!

He already beat Ruiz. He fought Usyk twice. He really did well in the 2nd Usyk fight but Usyk is so good and it's no shame that he lost to Usyk. So please, stop with your armchair analysis.

aremubabs:
He beat a Ruiz who didn't train. Andy Ruiz was busy eating taco and didn't train.




Andy Ruiz is now back in shape.

So how was that his fault? He should fight him again to prove what?

Nawa for you

rafcrown:
Some Nigerians abroad do not like many other people in the country where they reside.Some even voted that UK should leave EU.
When you have stubborn headache their advice is Go back home.When you are aged,go home.Any small issue their advice is Go back so that opportunities will be for them and close relative of theirs.
Of you front want to leave the country for them any information they have about you they pass it over to appropriate quarters.
A colleague of mine from Nigeria recently reported another co worker to Management that he is working illegally in the company and they should take action or he will call the appropriate quarters. Unfortunately for him the co worker is in the country legally.

So what was done to the snitch?

dboY1123:
I met a lady few months ago, we started chatting after everything were smooth, we started dating but 2months after we broke up. Her reason was because she wasn't feeling it deep or very convinced yet to be in a relationship with me, but right now we are still together(communication).

Well, The reason I'm confused if she could be my Spiritual-wife 😂 is because
1. We are both from Osun state
2. We are both last-born
3. We both studied Chemistry (different school)
4. When she wanted to serve(NYSC) they posted her to Benue, same place I camped.
5. We are both Christians.

Could this be just mere coincidence?😂 Or there is more to it Spiritually?

Nawa o... You are a graduate and you write this rûbbish? Do you mean spirit -wife? And even if so...what did all your points have to do with spirituality, or you mean similar trajectories?