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i think it is a very disrespectful thing to say / imply that a woman's breast milk has expired and kills someone./, DRY HUMOUR, and really not funny(my opinion), especially considering most/some of your moms fall in same age bracket or above.

@TOPIC

for u to love somone, then they have some of those characteristics that make u attracted to them.

so they might not have it ALL but they have SOME,

@poster[b], tough cookies[/b]!!!, but it hurts though, esp if they're happy in another relationship, and all u can do is sit on the side line and watch

night night, hay

and i actually happen to be a fan of Freud! , sleep tight

U've SEEN some1, who knows me?, hmmm i doubt the validity and credibility of that statement, if u've dreamt it, then sha believe anyone u please, what makes u so sure im iibo and not yoruba?, let alone hausa?

@hay
hahaha i'm too old in da game, da REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY thing, aint gonna work on me!

i shall not disclose my tribe, think of me as human being, better still a LADY

@haywhy

u go bruv, aint nothing better than an INDEPENDENT BROTHER(man) , _{shey people think its only women that can be independent and self-sufficient?, here's proof to the contrary}

@haywhy
d way u don dey fear me, be like say make i dey fear myself ohh, lol, but u feel me abi?

give me 5 good reasons why my tribe matters, and i will tell u

haahhaahaha

if no be say u happy single, wettin u for do??, lol
i beg no make i laff , say ummm ok ohh!!, lol, HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN SINGLE (u dont have to answer if u dont want to)

@muchbabe
hahahahaha, sha HE IS A HAPPY SINGLE

@haywhy
vex ke?, i dey hardly vex

hahah does my tribe matter?, or r u wishing i am ibo because u sef be ibo?

@haywhy
habaaaaaaa, y go go fia me now?, shebi na lie i yarn there?

cheeky monkey!!

i knew u'd understand though!!, gosh ur intelligent man!!

hahaha@haywhy

no mind me jarre! shey my sweet mouth don dey butter u up?, i know if i were male, i for don cause havoc, There is a reason for my being female sha, i trust in the divine pupose maybe onday ALL shall be revealed!

if not, i am coming back in my next life as a HUNK

well it depends anyway, it atkes a girl with guts to put it that way, and if she does, then i doubt she thinks about who else is gonna suffer for it.

although if truth be told, if he's hurt now, he will still shy away from having female 'freinds' that are close, and keep them at bay just in case

either way, the dude hurts

my real name?, i wouldn't tell u that on a public room, and b4 u ask y not or say, its not like it gonna hurt me, well here are my reasons

1. it's private

2. i do not know u

3. only my 'freinds' and ppl who know me address me by my name

4. if i put it on here, every Tom, Dick and Harry, will become accustomed to it, and i OBJECT to strangers, familiarising themselves with me on first name basis, when they do not know me from adam!

@haywhy
'London chikito' that made me laff, me lure person to bed?, heaven forbid!, if that should happen, i'd like to think HE CAME OF HIS OWN ACCORD AND FREE WILL, b4 u hear some useless idiots saying, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING utter BS*

notin to fear, notin to fear my guy, it depends on d woman u meet sha, some wahala dey BITTER others na SWEET (because d good times more than make up for it) CHOOSE WISELY, e be like bitter leaf, sweet bitterleaf dey, and bitter-bitter leaf dey, U DIDNT KNOW THAT ONE DID YA

my real name's NOT luxury ohh!!, its one of the nick names my friends gave me

@fekuti
ohh yes, if they are THAT close, he'll know she aint seeing someone else, and heaven forbid he is the persistent type, just be straight up!, might sound like a bitch (but its only to his ego temporarily)

@HAYWHY
HAHAHAHA no i no mean bitter tbl, but on d other hand, NO PAIN, NO GAIN! so if u wanna enjoy life with a woman u gotta want to put up with it (and vice versa), so if u choose not to, then that's equally good!

luxoire is french for LUXURY

ur welcome choc, anytime

well done!!, FEKUTI, IS A GOOD BOY!! (clap 4urself)

@fekuti
hahahah, that's fine hun, i trust u will pass the msg on, surely u are capable of that, or aren't u?

@poster
aint nothing like honesty, it hurts, but if he respects u as a person, then he'll know ur entilted to ur feelings and opinions, he'll hurt for a while, so try not to flaunt/discuss ur love life in front of him. but it's as easy as

LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDSHIP, BUT I REALLY THINK U NEED TO KNOW THAT ALTHOUGH THEY SAY NEVER SAY NEVER, I DO NOT FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE AND I CAN'T DATE YOU. i'm going to be here for u if u should need me, but just so u know, that is how i feel. we've been skirting around it for sometime and don't try to think u can persuade me, cos my mind is made up!

@fekuti
haha poor girl, its a game both sexes play, sometimes, my friends and I just place bets on a guy!, ezpecially if he's acting like king of the campus or Lord of the Ladies, first one to get his number, wins the bet

not that we actually plan on using it, lol, its a slow, but rewarding process sometimes! , just to see how u can break someone's inhibitions

tell ur friends i said MAY THE BEST BALL PLAYER WIN _{(tho they probably don't know me)} - whoever it is though, shoould not mess around with her feelings

@poster, check dis dialogue i made up, just for dis ur topic

bobo: baby! y i no dey hear my body fain wen u no dey near me?

Babe: i no sabi oh, maybe sha na because we dey together everytime

bobo: but i don be wit plenty girls now, d tin never do me like dis b4 ohh

babe: den i no know how to help u dear, if u sef no fit explain urfeelings

bobo: baby, u dey chak me well well ohh, everytime u dey around me like dis, my heart go dey do 100m a min.

babe: ehh, u don see me finish, shey u have started lying to me too now abi?

bobo: i'm serious ohh, see as my hands dey sweat, baby i'm 4real, i'm feeling u deep down in my bone marrow!, could it be love

babe: is dat a question u need an answer to - rolling her eyes (see as she dey do chakara for d guy now)

bobo:.[/b]ehhhh nne, no vex now [puuls her closer - shes acting like she trying to get away from his hold], u know that i love u now

babe: r u serious? how would i know if u have never said it b4

[b]bobo: ah ah i'm a man now, i cant be showing my emotions all the time. You know ur d one for me, and theres only you right now

[c d girl smiling like one albino under sun - _{no offence meant}- forgeting to anylyse dat he meant, RIGHT NOW, sha things might chnage 2moro tho, it depends)

@haywhy
hahah i like ur sense of humour, glad to have made u laugh!! _{(be say i no be guy, like d number of babes i for don toss ehh, kai sha Almighty knows y he made me female)}

like say u go fit stand d taste of chloroquine sef!! , if u can't stand d heat get out of d kitchen abi?, if ur allergic to woman wahala, stay away till u can handle it

CLUBS are for having FUN

now the word FUN is subject to one's own meaning and perception, if I as a person go to a club, i go with friends. I dance, have fun, have a laugh and go home to my bed ALONE!!

equally as u would advice guys to not take babes home from a club, i think i'd also say, u'd probably find the most PROMISCOUS GIGOLOS, in clubs, and to top it up, they are usually the 'desparados' ready to pounce on u, if u even smile 'good evening' at them,

obviosuly they aint had 'some' in a while, and because they are incapable of picking up better babes in 'regular' spots, na for clubs dem go come dey chill with their rented/borrowed rides, waiting for d unfortunate girl