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Education / Re: Warriboy Graduated With Distinction In Masters In I.T Indiana USA (pics)(vids) by MadCow1: 9:33pm On Aug 25, 2017
PastorAji:
MadCow1
hope still dey

Proof of why UNIBEN should be shut down.

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Politics / Re: N2m Budgeted For Fumigation In State House Before Rats Damaged Buhari's Office by MadCow1: 6:51pm On Aug 23, 2017
dadavivo:
JESUS Christ, 2,000,000 just for fumigation? Buhari is a scam.

Let's wait for liar Mohammed to explain to us that the fumigation experts are coming from Holland


Two million to fumigate Ask Rock is change money. Na run make the Rats no dey die.
Politics / Re: Ipalibo Harry Banigo: "Escape Of Ritual Murder Suspect Embarrassing" by MadCow1: 6:46pm On Aug 23, 2017
This woman still dey office? I think say Wike don reshuffle her with ehn cabinet.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by MadCow1: 12:23pm On Aug 23, 2017
christiboo85:
if I get to heaven, I will see u afar in hell burning i n the flames of fire, then I will remind you of this day.


And if I see you in hell... grin You don't want to imagine what I will do to you in there. angry

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Crime / Re: 'I Make N8,000 Daily' - Fake Blind Beggar Apprehended In Lagos Confesses by MadCow1: 2:30am On Aug 23, 2017
naijaboiy:

If it wasn't an offense he wouldn't have been apprehended.

The question should be if his offense warranted death/lynching from the so called angry mob.

Just because he was taken away by the police does not mean he was arrested. Sometimes it's just to protect him from a mob.

The max I can think of him being charged with is "Obtaining by Trick"..
Crime / Re: 'I Make N8,000 Daily' - Fake Blind Beggar Apprehended In Lagos Confesses by MadCow1: 1:56pm On Aug 22, 2017
naijaboiy:
Everything na lynching. Who did he kill or rob that he should be lynched?

Money that you gave him out of your own compassion because you thought he was actually blind now you want to kill him because he wasn't really blind?

How much did they give him sef? I'm sure majority of the mob had never dropped a kobo in his plate but they want to be the one to judge him.

People who gave him money have done good in their hearts, it doesn't matter whether he's really blind or not. What matters is that you have contributed your own part to humanity.

Anybody that tries to deceive people to gain fake sympathy will suffer for it in his own way so lynching will not change anything but create more problems.

Jobless, angry touts everywhere! undecided

Barman!!! Give this Guy two Orijin bitters and Aligator Pepper for seriousness.


No mind those yeye people. So is it an offence to exploit their compassionate side?
Crime / Re: 'I Make N8,000 Daily' - Fake Blind Beggar Apprehended In Lagos Confesses by MadCow1: 1:53pm On Aug 22, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Who will apprehend the fake pastors that make over 10million Naira weekly?


They have a problem with a poor hungry and desperate Man preying on their conscience to get some money to feed.. But they are okay with a Con Man that uses religion to prey on their insecurities, fear of the unknown and mental weaknesses to make billions of Dollars.


Africans are remarkably stupiid. 8K, ehen? And people are saying they don't give alms because the people are faking it or they are able bodied. Are Pastors not able bodied men? Are they not also faking everything they tell them? Since when has falling down under annointing cured and disease? What do they do that makes them deserve the billions in untaxed money they make? Just stand on the pulpit and recite passages from an ancient book, make incantations (prayers) to an invincible Man in the Sky and give them hollow assurances that when they die they will live Mansions built on streets paved with Gold. grin

I give alms because whoever begs you for money or food must be hungry and desperate. Period!! Even I have at some point had to beg total strangers for money because I was stranded and desperate and the Man who actually helped me that Night, I do not remember his face or name but that 5 Naira he gave me ensured I got home safe that night and I am forever grateful to him. Give help because the person needs help and you can afford to and nothing else.

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Crime / Re: 10-Year-Old Armed Robber Arrested In Bayelsa, Confesses (Photo) by MadCow1: 11:01am On Aug 21, 2017
10 years.. If I hear.



Meanwhile let's just say he is 10, can you blame him? When all the people around him who have money did so by the means of a weapon.

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Politics / Re: 7 Issues President Buhari Failed To Address In Broadcast by MadCow1: 11:01am On Aug 21, 2017
The President does not answer to you guys..


Remember he is dead to you guys. angry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Bombarded With Insults By Twitter Followers (Pics) by MadCow1: 10:53am On Aug 21, 2017
sarrki:
The truth is Donald is doing great

His policy on Job creation is wonderful


Which Policy on Job please?

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Romance / Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by MadCow1: 10:41am On Aug 21, 2017
oceanized25:
So my girl friend wants to go for industrial training, I.T, for close to two months in another state and she intends to stay at a male's house, this male she calls "family friend", bear in mind that he does not have a girlfriend or lady that stays with him, he lives alone, she says there is an empty room that she will own all through the duration of her stay so they won't be sleeping or staying in the same room.....

But the idea of her staying with this guy, that they are not related at all does not sit right with me, am not saying he will definitely make a pass or move on her or vice versa but these are members of the opposite sex.......

Am I just being paranoid?

Why don't you give her Money to rent a place for two months.. angry angry angry


You don't have money for her accommodation yet you don't want her to stay in the one she has seen because you are afraid the guy might peniis her for the 2 months. grin

Uncle you can't eat your cake and have it. You either give her Money for accommodation or just pray that the guy she will be staying with is gay. Because even if na Church Brother wey be born again, when night come, rain start to fall, cool weather everywhere and all things are in correct order, oboy the guy go tumble your girlfriend anyhow.. And because ehn know say na only two months sure pass oboy na back to back lamba. Ehn fit even take leave from office just to make sure say by the time she dey come back your side, ehn done put at least 20,000 KM mileage on her Kongo.


Ewu Ozubulu. angry

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Politics / Re: Buhari Address To The Nation. by MadCow1: 7:41am On Aug 21, 2017
Sai President Muhamadu Buhari or like he is called by Aisha, Baba Boo. grin


I will not lie that I am highly disappointed in your government so far. But like I said when you assumed office, I will let you complete your 4 years and then judge you. I am glad you survived whatever ailment that you suffered and I am happy you came through it alive to the shame of those hateful people who kept wishing death on you.

Now can I use this opportunity to implore you as the President of Nigeria to look into our healthcare system. What would it take for Nigeria to have and operate at least 2 - 4 World class hospitals complete with all the world class equipment, helipad for Medivac and all the things that attract our heads of states to these overseas hospitals. Its highly insulting to our collective intelligences as a People that every 4 - 8 years the 36 State Governors in this Nation leave office making bold claims to have invested heavily in Hospitals and Medicare only to hop on a jet to travel overseas for a headache. Or how they all claim to have invested in education yet more than 85% of these governors have their Children in Private junior schools and senior schools wirhin the Nation and or Overseas.

Please use this somewhat second chance to go for broke and deliver on the hopes and promises you made to Nigerians.

Long Live Mr. President Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and the Greatest Black Nation on Gods Earth.

All those that prayed for him to die can go to the nearest bridge and do the needful.

My President is Back and my Lambo will be blue. cool

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Pets / Re: 13 Reasons Why It Is Important To Raise Kids Around Dogs. by MadCow1: 7:23am On Aug 21, 2017
marooh:
Hahahah no try our Bingo dog...after eating shit grin


Africanis or Mongrels are very intelligent and loyal breeds. Highly resistant to diseases and if well raised and groomed can be very lovely dogs. I have had atleast 4 in my life time and they were all good dogs especially "Cane" who was my fighter. If you beat me for area, I dey go call Cane for you. The only problem be say Cane only understand "Attack", e no dey hear "e don do" or "forgive am".. grin grin

Good solid breed the Africanis a.k.a Mongrel a.k.a Ekwuke. Ask your vet about them.

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Pets / Re: 13 Reasons Why It Is Important To Raise Kids Around Dogs. by MadCow1: 7:14am On Aug 21, 2017
kingreign:
Yes, especially around Doberman and Rottweiler breeds and it's important the parents are always starving the dogs and the dogs are unleashed within the house when the children are around.



Damn it dude. Dogs around kids are like Nuclear missiles around Boko haram territories.

If you buy a Doberman Pincher as a Pup and raise it with kids, it's not an issue. Even Pitbulls. It depends on how the dog was raised and the environment. I have seen people with even the infamous Dogo Argentino and they were well behaved. If you raise those dogs well, they are more protective than a Maid. Any Moorafucker wet near your children is going down be it human, animal or spirit. grin

But just in case you have a phobia for those breeds you can always go for smaller dogs like the Ilhasa Apso, Samoyeds, Chihuahuas and the other terriers.

When my kids arrive, each of them will have a Great Dane companion.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Asking For My Facebook Logging Details, What Should I Do?? by MadCow1: 10:45pm On Aug 20, 2017
Thebest12:
My boyfriend is always asking me my facebook logging details. And this is bringing misunderstanding between us. Please what should I do ?
.


Tell him to give you his account login details and token, his phone pin and password and access to all social media and email accounts.


Seriously where una dey see these boys wey una dey fhuck? undecided

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Agriculture / Re: Ekpeye Fisherman Kills A Manatee In Rivers (Photos) by MadCow1: 5:39pm On Aug 20, 2017
Na wah o.. People no get fear of anything.
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Bends To Greet President Buhari At Aso Villa (Photo) by MadCow1: 1:52pm On Aug 20, 2017
Pavarottii:
Buhari looks like a shadow of himself. Eyahhh...


Wait make ehn chop better food. All those chicken and chips no fit epp am.

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Politics / Re: Governor Wike Bends To Greet President Buhari At Aso Villa (Photo) by MadCow1: 1:50pm On Aug 20, 2017
Welcome back Mr. President.

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Religion / Re: Can You Pray For The Dead? Is It A Futile Effort? by MadCow1: 11:26am On Aug 20, 2017
Prayers are futile.. Be it for the living of the Dead. cool

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Religion / Re: Grace Testimony From Kenya: Freed From Pornography, Alcoholism, Life Transformed by MadCow1: 11:25am On Aug 20, 2017
I hear
Religion / Re: 10 Hard Questions About Speaking In Tongues With Answers by MadCow1: 11:24am On Aug 20, 2017
Ok
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Beneficiaries Have Started Collecting Their Devices. Photos by MadCow1: 11:01am On Aug 19, 2017
Please can someone tell me what those devices will be used for exactly or is the programme designed to just dash people Tecno products?

I am a bit confused.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election Will Hold - Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB by MadCow1: 10:09pm On Aug 18, 2017
Nnamdi Kanu is a Chicken..

I will not leave Prison if everybody arrested with me is not released.. Guess who betrayed his Hommies?

I will visit Kaduna.. Well that didn't happen.

I will visit Lagos and nothing will happen. - His flight is probably delayed.

No elections will hold in Anambra State.. Well, that didn't last.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Big Scorpion I Killed In My Fiancée Compound by MadCow1: 9:57pm On Aug 18, 2017
Lalasticlala, dem you animals swear for You?
Politics / Re: Hunters Kill Boko Haram Commanders In Adamawa State(photos) by MadCow1: 8:18pm On Aug 18, 2017
Sweet kill
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Is Still Considering Divorcing His British Wife [PICS] by MadCow1: 6:38pm On Aug 18, 2017
What is stopping him? Fear of losing half his shiit abi? grin grin grin


If he Naija woman by now e for don pack all her property keep outside gate warn Abdul the Maiguard make e no ever open gate for her again. grin grin grin


God Punish Satan..

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Business / Re: Finally I Saved Up 700k Legitimately, Which Business Can I Survive On? by MadCow1: 3:35pm On Aug 18, 2017
Nairabet

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Religion / Re: Mysterious Tortoise Came Out Of A Woman In Nchia, Eleme, Rivers State (Photos) by MadCow1: 2:43pm On Aug 18, 2017
If you believe this shiit, then your problem is definitely not caused by the Nigerian Government. grin


Your foolishness na 'follow-come.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Inspects Ongoing Work At Ado Ekiti Flyover(pics) by MadCow1: 2:39pm On Aug 18, 2017
Looks like a pedestrian bridge to me.. grin
Politics / Re: Broadcast Stations To Be Fined N500000 For Callers' Hate Speeches - NBC by MadCow1: 7:21pm On Aug 17, 2017
No way
Politics / Re: Umahi Orders Payment Of Pension And Gratuities Arrears To Ebonyi Workers by MadCow1: 7:04pm On Aug 17, 2017
This one is still when next?

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