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[quote author=Infolenka post=121682103]Sancho and Anthony two overrated, slow overpriced fools.

Sancho can't string two successful dribbles, can't pass, can't run, can't press.




Honestly, I weak for the guy, he has been the black sheep of that attaching units for more than a couple of games now, it's time ETH drop him to bring in someone worthy of that sport. We anticipated too much from him.

But the bigger point is that United have been showing more potency after depleted by one man than the entire time Casm was on the pitch.

I see United winning this match jor....

Hopefully, Casemiro no go kill us one day. Is he a villain or a hero?

Got stranded, needed to branch a boutique to get a 7k t-shirt, added #500 on top the money. Na hin I take enter can reach house. Person no need to dey take mouth dey swear for this govt for this is inhumane, anti-people policies. E don be🥴🥴🥴

Abeg, wetin my one and only candidate in the race in person of Omoyele Sowore dey wait for sef

Na when u need him to act e go come fumble....
If na to stage protest inside university garrages now. Na dat one baba muscle go come out.

Dey fall my hand you hear?
Dey play! 😡

Mufasa27:
I used to tell me friends back then that dino and haruna had something in common , for those people who have been to the zoological garden Ibadan you would know who haruna was😂😂😂

RIP Haruna 😂

😁😁😁You be werey walahai. But Haruna is late now. I remember we use to call him Baba before the name Haruna when we visited then.

Omoh! Tension ti wa o.

Fear 1minute satisfaction o

30 + 20 years? Kuku kill him na

Blackdeewhy:
I just make sure to visit gasland to get cash from those on the queue and pay for them using my card.
For the past two/ three weeks, I haven't spend SHI-SHI

Babe, u dope o. What a nice idea,

Me sef go dey run am like that, thanks for the update

LogicBomb8:
Where the cash dey na
Even if dem run you transfer abi na alert you go chop?

Lol. Where is the lie. Naija rugged sha

Lol If you meet this person and ask him of cash, they will say they also just borrow from one Mama selling Akara down street...

You hear that alot this time. Funny enough, no one is exempted from this, even those you know with their private cars aren't different.

Buhari-Emefiele dey do us shege o

Two weeks now that I went for a training somewhere here in Ibadan with just #450 in my pocket. I treck no be small with hunger wiring me. There were people with private cars after the training, but I was not bold enough to approach them for help. I never felt comfortable doing that with stranger, but the result was severe o that I blamed myself for not asking for help.

If you Don borrow in a funny way, feel free to share with us here..

My own landlord does not even pay electricity bill. He sees it as abnormal since he's the late landlord son.
We first fought him over it but considering how temperament he is. We had to leave him to his own.

If u fight landlord, na u go pack, whether you are guilty or not.

Where is the lie?
I went out to gate in Ibadan yesterday with just 'to' transport fares, by the time I finished what I went to do in the evening. Already exhausted and famished....

Left with #100 in my possession, need a sum of at least #300 to transport back home. I checked all the nearby POS I could see, they were all chorusing no cash, I started going up and down like a headless chicken.

Then, I thought of a thing, entered one boutique, bought like a t-shirt of 7k (have no need for) sent 7500 to the guy so that he could give me back a sum of #500 to use for my transport.
My own money o! I don't have access to it the way I want.

Confused people, why u no tell us make we dey present blank paper at the bank for printing.

They should not be unfortunate by half but in full by asking over 200m Nigerians to go all out to buy paper for them. 😡😡

I don't think there is a need for this circular in the first place. Everyone is aware of the cbn directives of depositing the old cash at hand.

So, when a parent(s) brings cash to your school, you can respectfully reject it and make them transfer to your school account instead. No one would fault you for taking the necessary measures not to be at the receiving end of the directives.

Moreover, most schools don't deal with cash anymore.

Long overdue...

Yeyenatu🥴

Ehn en?
Ok
My own na: Michael Jackson walahhi

Omo see meat dey waste away!

Poor chicken...

🙄🙄🙄🥴.

🙄🙄🙄🥴

I don't even think the baba knows what he utters. He's Keen on dropping Barton without a considerable trial of action. He can't wait to leave, yet they have left the country condition in a retrogressive form.

Economy is not booming. The rich continue to gulp millions at the expense of poor Nigerians while the average Nigerians are further pushed into a perpetual impoverishment.

At the end of the day, na six feet na.

I don't even make 3-times/day meal an habit from a very long time. I take 1-0-1 daily if I want to enjoy my stomach, so it has become norms. I feel too heavy and easily have a running stomach anytime I complete the 3 meal.
So, I need not worry for the hike in food prices

But hunger no good o. Hunger fit make one run mad and dumb.

faithfull18:
Okay oh, we are in the new year abeg, when you come telling us tales be posting evidence.

Evidence sha
Ok o, u mean picture of me or the bae? Wahala no dey finish! my dear sister there is no gain saying in all of these. It's just a man sharing his thoughts and believes.

Lukayly:
Android user servicing Iphone user with sub, na that one go first kii you..

Bro. Na the first red flag for me be that o. She indirectly let me realise when her sub is about to finish. Sub of not less than 2k depending on how exhausted

theamazonguru:
Well it's simple.
She is simply not for you.
Not all ladies are wife materials, except you want daily headache in your marriage.

One of my colleagues Ngozi, even at 43, still single yet her shakara no be here.
From the day 1 of your interaction, this lady Will tell you straight up that if you are not rich, there is no point bothering yourself about starting any relationship with her.
That she can't marry a man and be suffering..
This is a lady that earns around 500k oh.

It's a pains me that as we dey pity her, sho no dey pity herself, her own is money, money,money.
You must be rich or no relationship.

Gosh, to think NG will clock 50 pretty soon as times are running and waits for no man.

Omo That one loud o. Is it until she menopause before she look for a companion and not a Billionaire.

AsapTeddy:
What makes you think guys using Android phones don't rock babes using iphone?

Stop believing nonsense....

Op just lacks game...thats his problem.

He doesn't know how to control his frame.

Lol. I'm not a game guy o, there are other underlying reasons why I drew my conclusion which is best known to me. We are just trying to learn from our time to time mistakes

Faber:
I bet my balls op don spend some cash on her, ordinary kissing he never kiss the girl.

Kissing keh, we never meet physically, na only live video and audio we dey do

toprealman:
So usingan iPhone is now a success factor. She want you to take her to an entry in banana island abi?
In 2023, Una don start again.
Congrats!

Sorry sir/ma. But we can all learn from something at times. My whole content is pointing to the fact that I need to critically observe whom I pitch my tent with.

Blessedmercy8:
Hmmm.. men have cease to be men. So because she suggested eateries as meeting point, she's not reasonable? By the way, which eatery is not expensive nowadays? Ordinary buka, you'll still spend a reasonable amount of money to eat what you want. So I don't see that as her being too extravagant.

As for stating what she wants in a man, she has every right to choose her kind of man according to her taste and not settle for anything short of that just for the sake of it. That you don't measure up to her kind of man doesn't make her unreasonable. It's her choice. The beat you can do is let her go and then you look for someone who doesn't mind your current financial status.

By the way, what makes you think you can roll with someone who's using an iphone when you are using an android phone? A fresh grad for that matter... You guys are levels apart and that alone is a red flag.

My dear, she's not for you. Like you said, go and catch your own fish by yourself. Hang your bag where your hand go reach.

Oh! This is constructive enough, but don't you think it's wrong of her to demand money from me when we are even yet to meet officially? Yes I might not fit in to the level of her financial thirst yet but she obviously made it look money stuff.

Tookool:
Firstly op, wanting to meet you in an eatery doesn’t mean you’re going there to spend a fortune, get a drink for you both, it will cost you less than 5k. Abi where do you want to meet her? Your house? Bukka? For kiosk?

You also said she owns an iPhone and it would require you to sub for her, Chief na the same sub wey them Dey do for iPhone and android, in fact android consumes more data.

Lastly, your Aunty would not want you to date or marry her if she was promiscuous. They stay on the same street and she knows her better. Them don give you wife, go marry and stop making excuses

Lol. Thanks anyway, I never said she's not wifey materials. But you know the saying that first impression matter most. I think she expected too much, and I don't currently fit in yet. I had to withdraw inorder not to bring about inevitable disappointment.

emmanuelbrown26:
Opi dey suspect that lady to be a member of nairaland.
I dey suspect say na @blessedmercy8 ur Aunty link u with

Wahala lol

Ikennaford:
What da fuuuck you saying niqqa

Epp me ask am o, maybe he go tell u...

He didn't try to read the write up and understand it before jumping to judge the writer.