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Lemmy123:
Bros na GNLD or Neo Life people be that... Just thank God say them use clap disqualify you, you for trek tire

Lol. Naso I see am o. Me wey no like to dey force things on people plus headless waka . I just jp ni

In my quest to quickly get out of my underpaying job for a better one, I applied for a vague job on Facebook where I was sent an sms to come for an aptitude test.

I've been feeling awkward about the said company the moment I got there, they are sharing the down floor of the complex with other offices, which made me stopped raising my hopes high. We went through the test and we were asked to come for the oral the following day.
To cut it short, it was one of this inspirational/seminar likes of interview. I found out is a target job, you will offer schools drugs, If they go for it fine, if they don't, ur issue alone.

We were asked to clap did not sound enough, the instructor asked me to leave the group.
So you use clap to disqualify me?.

I can't do without watching sports especially football, boxing and wrestling. [b]There's no question you will throw at me about football or other sport games that I won't give you an accurate answer. [/b]I know all football leagues competition round the world even Nigeria premier league I do follow up too.

At bolded, without a search engine or other ask sources, tell me the name of the first man to score in a competitive football match, the year and against which team.

Thanks in anticipation

Don't mention me, I no well o

Could that be the reason for her action? There are more than meet the eyes...

Wetin person gain in this world when you die for nothing?

Abeg, let's agitate restructuring of this country instead of the usual futile enthronement..... My bit.

Abi den wan sey 113 million hours?

If they could basically practice what they preach, it would have been easier to give listening ears. Now the reverse is the case....... It's all about talking big and blowing big big grammars.

Abeg shift........

Blackdeewhy:
Na ogun go finally kill gtbank for me!
This people deduction is not from this earth.
Regardless if you have current or savings...

I swear na fed gvt give Dem all this right, if the regulators refuses to act, what would the offenders care about?

Kurtis02:
Lol... Recently I used an EcoBank atm, the machine counted but didn't pay and i was debited. Tried again the same thing happened and I left.




Got home, and saw the reversal mssg but was surprised that I was still charged #35 twice for the transaction that was unsuccessful....

Lol. you better count ur luck that they reverse it, na another wahala dat for land you o

Imagine having to live with annoying alerts from time to time deduction from Banks.

Here is August stupid charges from my first bank account, I know people will say it's just #200 or #250, but my concern is the manner at which the deduction was been done concurrently. If I don't feel save keeping money in my account on the note of silly deduction risk, what do I gain from entrusting my money with Banks? Not that you would add to it but rather make it depleted unnecessarily. Why would you touch my money without my consent

God is watching this people o........it's really annoying. I'm hurt right now,

It was during one of the fuel scarcity in GEJ tenure, public vehicles were scarce, I've waited for long at bus stop, a bus eventually stopped in my rear. I was going to hopp in but was stopped by the bus conductor. He in lie allowed another passenger coming behind me to occupy the vacant seat, I was really annoyed and disturbed for the deprivation. I waited for another and was lucky to get one in due time, we moved for just 5 minutes and met this bus (the one that denied me a chance) had lost his break and got spill over some barricade iron. I was really surprised at the view, many people at the entrance of the door were seriously injured. I could only stand and watch with my wide opened mouth. Ofcourse we live to die sometimes, but death can be very selective at times
We give thanks to our creator

It's better it continue for how long it takes to curb the reoccurrence.

What's the essence of having institutions on and there are no researches and alot of labs are left in ruined..........which means graduate from mechanical engineering department would still have to go to one road side mechanic to learn how to screw and unscrew. It goes on and on.

Let's have it locked down till a long term amendment is made to our universities.

I won't lie, it's been great, my girlfriend was around me over the weekend, and it all looked like I had a standby power gen to supplement if light was taken, but we didn't even need to do that. The stability of light is awesome. But come to think of it, it feel weird because our suppliers has succeeded in making it look like a big deal to us.

It sound too good to be true. But the msg is well received, everyone same person should know this though but some are just callous and mean to others.

Some lecturers still does that as we speak in our institution, they still boast like they are the real citadel of learning.

They will say stuff like "do you know for how long I've been lecturing? Therefore, there is nothing you can write in your answer sheet that has not been written before"............. With this, you will easily get lost in your track if you are not determined.

Meanwhile, they (lecturers) have not been able to upgrade their curriculum, their scheme to today's standard, its still thesame old crap of outdated materials been used in our lecture rooms. No practical iq, no foresight application. No nothing.

Let me stop here

What an irony? Police took away the two gods or vice versa?

Mide3367:
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Which pie abeg? Is it the one that is yet to be lunched?

But the story don old na...

Like we have not been consumed already. Tell me what could be worse that our crude oil been perpetually refined outside the shore of Nigeria.....

What could be worse that ASUU has now made their strike annually, at least it's now part and parcel of our institution curriculum.

Words cannot express the chaos in this nation alone. Baba is much more part of the destroyer. What has been his legacy pro two tenures? Absolutely nothing

caesymore:
I can't Bleep my fellow Man bro.


It's like accepting N100billion so as to agree not to Bleep Toto again for my entire life

Bro, the thought of it is even damn insane. You will be wondering if those people are programmed thesame way as you are

Tell me what you would not do for money

The fact is that, a while lot of peoole, even on this forum are relatively going through what OP just posted, but not all can voice it out.

Nature is very sensitive when it comes to having the required needs and having what it takes to be a happy person. Infact, I can relate with op but mine is not monumental, everyone will get to say one or two insufficiency in the lives.

Whenever I'm running through such, data is life and my phone is always my friend, staying online and sensitizing yourself, reading jokes, solving riddles can reduce you the stress of depression and having a feeling of low self-esteem.

No matter the condition you find yourself, remember countless of people are still wishing to be exactly where you are. Law of nature....

robinso01:
I am an arsenal fan. This guy just put his/her money on fire.

I tire o. But some people are already ok and have some money surplus to requirement hence, this crazy stake

NoobSaibot2082:
Yet you follow the football leagues...is that not foolishness?

Yes I do, because football league comes with alot of vibe, infact football is what many young guys out there use to cool temper and you can easily derive pleasure from it.

But free to tell me what vibe one could derive from watching some desperate persons in a confined room, doing unrealistic stuffs?

If I didn't see it, would have thought den winch this guy o

Epp me check, abi I no see am well, same Arsenal?

If you can stake this bet, then you can believe that insecurity will end before this current govt park their load; or you bet that Nigeria would work under this suicide constitution.

You don't mean it? In the face of huge pressing issues at hand in this country, bb what?

All i can see is a misplace priority

Wetin we no go hear....

[quote author=Kestolove post=114918460]dem no dey wear pants? dix ones preeq go small small like cigar[/quote

Bro e choke o

What do you call this kind of men if you know? I think they are more than human o.

Their belly size, the volume of their bellies, their thirst for animal blood with all other strange trait they possess.

I wish I'm able to upload more here for everyone to see.

Washing their dirty linen in public. Is this the proper educational institute they promise us?

What is the essence of sharing their children graduation event on public spaces?

Their shame is shaming me.....

Realond:
No be only butter truth

Ahhh bro you quick comment o..... Anyway, I've already modified it. So take water abeg

meedoLock:
A man has taken to Twitter street to opined on the "do's and don't" if you want and need to survive in Abuja.

Wahala for who never visit Abuja like masef