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Nice one. However, use the real name and not pseudo names like stick, toyotoyo etc.

Dyt:
I keep telling my son
If anyone touches your totoyo
Slap
Bite

Reminds me a 6 yr old girl that came visiting
I heard her crying and I moved to ask why
Who beat her
She said my son
I called my lil man
Why did you beat her
He said she touch my totoyo
Mama*grandma* e say I slap anyone touch my totoyo
Girl couldn't say anything again
Next I heard another cry
Lil man kept beating her
I had to tell her to go to her mother before my son finishes someone with slaps/bites/kicks
He was really pissed even at that age

I also need this advice. My puppies are just a day old.

Can i use it for days old puppies? if yes, i want.

If this cannot get to front page when Linda Ikeji's house is front page news then this Nairaland is not a serious place.

magicminister:
In a saner clime, tony elumelu should be arrested for a minimum of 20 years.
Shameless fellow.

Why

I believe it is the same gang that robbed both the Lekki and Ikorodu. Same Modus Operandi. Its high time Lagos has a ready Anti Robbery Squad that will be armed with sophisticated weapons, fast moving cars and boats. That is the only solution.

There is a serious bank robbery going on at 4th avenue/23rd, festac town.

Robbers are using dynamites and AK 47S. Please avoid route.

Moderator, front page please.

Breaking news: Robbers raid banks in FESTAC

Armed robbers Tuesday morning stormed FESTAC Town in military fatigue and are raiding banks on 4th avenue in the area.


Vanguard gathered that the heavily armed robbers who came via the canal in speed boats blew up the security doors of Diamond, Finbank and Access banks and carted away unspecified amount of money.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/breaking-news-robbers-raid-banks-in-festac/

Her's is different. Her's is pure lust.

PastorOsamede:
A relative of mine had this same premonition few months to her wedding but she ignored it and went ahead with the wedding. Today the marriage has fallen apart.

I remember how much I raised my voice like a weeping prophet before the wedding because of some dreadful signs. No one listened.

OP, you may want to postpone the wedding. Also speak with a counsellor as well as someone who can hear GOD clearly. Some steps of faith can be disastrous!

The shame of cancelling a wedding cannot be likened to the myriad of pains you face when a marriage collapses.

Joke of the century.

olajorn:
free?

In addition, my I phone 6 got a fault and within five minutes of visiting Apple shop i got a brand new I phone, despite the fact that my I phone was cracked.

You cannot still my I phone without me getting it back.

I have noticed a common denominator in all these abuse. That they are fond of sending the children on errands. Pls dont allow anyone send your children on errand.

Chidoks:
op but why are they attacking you like this na?

LOL.

That is not true.

I have eaten this bread and it does taste like, even better than Agege Bread here. Guess what? its not cheap like the one we have here. One loaf is almost N400.

claremont:
That place has been there for ages. The owner used the popularity of Agege bread amongst Nigerians to market his pastry shop, the bread they sell there doesn't look like the proper Agege bread sold in Nigeria.

Please you all should pray that Donald Trump does not emerge the next president of U.S.A. The man has threatened to stop Citizenship by birth.

Pray, Pray, Pray.

@OP, but this article has been published over 3 years ago. Are you the publisher?

@OP,

If you are the one that sent me C.V on sunday, remember i said i was at a function with a practice administrator of a top law firm who i also showed your C.V and she said i should forward to her.

One advice i have for you is never to come vent anger this way. It has not been easy for most people. You dont just set out from school and expect to make money all the time. When i interview people i look out for voluntary work as well. Try and volunteer in a reputable organisation. It will also help your C.V.

Also as someone wrote earlier, you might need to re write your CV with the help of a professional. Have you signed up on linkedin? if not, please do. People get jobs there too.

Good luck.

queenfav:
I woke up this morning with a lot on my mind. So much that I didn't know when tears started rolling down my cheeks.

I am getting frustrated. To think I did everything right in school to ensure I left with with a 2:1 grade. I ask myself ,where did I go wrong? To make matters worse, my family members think all is well since I am a "barrister".

I am slowly beginning to regret my decision to be a lawyer. Though I am still serving as a batch C corps member,I get scared. So scared that I may have to take up work in a firm that pays 15000 naira. God knows I have tried. I have sent out more than 200 applications, yet nothing!

Which job recuitment site have I not signed up with? This was not what I envisaged for my career when I was being called to bar. Even in the midst of the mass failure of my set, I bagged a 2.2 from law school; still nothing to show for it. I know people from my university that graduated with 3rd class now working with top law firms.

Well, I have been told to stop wasting my time by applying for associate jobs on the websites of law firms. The reason being that they rarely employ lawyers anonymously. It is mostly through recommendation or connection. God knows I really want to practice law, but the job is not forthcoming. I have my rent to pay, bills to take care of and cannot survive on 15k a month after 6 years of going to school. I am open to suggestions anyways.

Someone even adviced I start a business or learn a trade! Yes, that's how sad it is. Many may feel am overreacting. All fingers are not equal. Family members and friends I thought would be able to help out are now giving me the cold shoulder. I have cause to be worried since I am solely responsible for myself now. I can't even bear the thought of going back home to depend on my parents. If I had known it was going to be this way, I wouldn't have wasted my time and resources becoming a lawyer. What's the point? I am still looking and bringing myself to apply to firms.

After december, I may have to think of something else to do.

I am just curious. It seems Comrade does not leave his wife behind for all his trips oh, both Local and International. Is it that he is scared to leave her behind or he never get enough..... since he just married her.

The woman fine sha

I recently heard that Dallas is a lot cheaper than Houston for childbirth. Someone i directed to Houston eventually found her way to Dallas and she says she is spending less than 6K Dollars for delivery. You may want to try that.

Just like that?

When can i inspect?

Please call me 08037178687

He is genuinely afriad.
FTC. Hurray

my dog problem is tick. How can i control this. I have dismantled their cage to cast instead of the wood and zinc cover.

Congrats Bro. May God continue to see you through.

Never forget your background. Best of luck.

You are my guy!!!

youngpol:
FTC!! Dancing Alingo.

I love Frank Edwards.. I have over 95 of his songs on my phone.

I love Enya.. She's adorable.

I love Yanni.. He's just the best.


I dedicate this post to those nice girls here who are secretly crushing on me.. It's because of you I made FTC! Thanks. *bows*

Fried Plantain, are you for real or just cracking a joke?

FriedPlantain:
[b]He is an Urhobo man, an Itsekiri guy, a yoruba boy, an igbo intellect........ Can't we all read just one damn thread on this forum without us going the tribal line. The doofus above me have started it, I expect more m0rons to continue from where they stopped. Lubbish!

.... But come to think of this, this Aziza guy isn't the first Nigerian to achieve such an unimaginable feat.
My younger brother Kasali achieved similar feat by having hat-trick of commendable results at 3 renowned tertiary institutions. He got a lower credit from Yabatech on his OND certificate, proceeded to the prestigious University of Lagos where he commendably bagged Third Class honours. After staying 3 years at home with no job forthcoming, I personally sponsored him to study again at Covenant University, hoping things would turn out good this time around, admonishing him on the need to make First class to right all his wrongs.
The 1diot choose to make it a hat-trick of results by bagging another commendable Third-class at Covenant University. Such a useless 1diot . Omo ale jati jati!


Friedplantain [/b]

Has anyone noticed that since Oshiomhole married that chick he does not wear 'Comrade" Khaki anymore?

These are just rhetorics. The construction of that Road started since 2006 and it has not gone beyond 15km.

Ambode should also relocate the Bus Parks and Markets at Ajah.

Still available?