₦airaland Forum

LoneSoldier:
Madam you are shapeless, everything about you is flat, even your life.... Abeg remain flat till death....

🤣🤣🤣Okay, I don hear you. Let's leave the matter of shapeless and flat.

Work on your insecurities; you dey comment die, death, drink sniper on top simple comments wey I make, na so the comments dey pepper you? O ga o.

If a lady suspects her guy is cheating, who is she meant to confront: her boyfriend or the lady?

I met with one of my exes, and we only had a casual conversation. His girlfriend assumed we were dating and called to threaten me. I simply told her that we were not dating and hung up the phone.

LoneSoldier:
Till thy kingdom come no one we approach you, so drink snipper and die in your frustrations....🧏

🤣🤣🤣 Community prick, body dey pepper you, on top say you no reach wetin I dey find.

LoneSoldier:
You are shapeless, any body that says you have a nice shape is blind!!!

🤣🤣🤣 This is supposed to be an insult, right? Clown, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

jaephoenix:
1. If u said the aim of miracles are to entice unbelievers, then why aren't they rampant? How come the country is in disarray while the people that don't believe in god at all have better country?
2. Why exactly do u think yours was a miracle? What if i tell u someone somewhere else had your exact experience but didn't pray at all. Would you still call it a miracle? Also would you still call it a miracle if a Muslim or atheist experienced it? Remember atheists dont pray to any god

I also have unanswered questions that make it impossible for me to doubt the existence of God.

I speak in tongues; can you explain this?

I dream, and it comes to pass; can you explain this?

Ringstonermasks:
highest IQ

Correct use of the English Language, u nor sabi. Punctuation na zero for u. Nor be only ur IQ Long, ur oversabi ontop nothing still high

🤣🤣🤣 This guy and sense. That means English teachers have the highest IQs.

Don't you know your job? Correct my English and add the proper punctuation.

English teacher, why are you even speaking pidgin?

jaephoenix:
1. If u said the aim of miracles are to entice unbelievers, then why aren't they rampant? How come the country is in disarray while the people that don't believe in god at all have better country?
2. Why exactly do u think yours was a miracle? What if i tell u someone somewhere else had your exact experience but didn't pray at all. Would you still call it a miracle? Also would you still call it a miracle if a Muslim or atheist experienced it? Remember atheists dont pray to any god

Christianity is mainly our guide to Heaven. Being a non-Christian doesn't mean a person is bad or evil. There was a particular Muslim guy I met. I wish I had agreed to marry him then. When it comes to being nice, he is a natural. I can't imagine the number of prayers and blessings that must have been directed at him by people.

God is compassionate; He shows mercy to all, regardless of their religion or beliefs.

If you go through the Bible carefully, you will realize that there are people that found favour in the sight of God because of their good deeds, and some because of their parents' good deeds.

Meteng:
Nice shape

Thanks.

liveyourlife007:
Ohhh. I see where this is going.
She has a point tho. Stereotyping is bad.
More like the danger of a single story.

The best thing is just to avoid things that are too popula, too common. For example if I'm buying clothes and I see a particular clothe that one or two people has worn in front of me, I will avoid it. Infact I don't Like me wearing one cloth and when I'm outside I see another person wearing thesame. I feel uncomfortable, I might even go home and change if my house is nearby.

Just be unique in your own way. Don't follow the crowd.

Original clothes are often imitated in the market. The only way to completely avoid wearing the same clothing as others is to sew your own cloth.

When I am out and see my style on other ladies, and it fits them perfectly, I admire it on them. I don't go back home from an outing to change my clothes just because another lady is wearing my kind of outfit.

I have my own personal shopper, and I occasionally budget money for clothing and other accessories, but I don't throw away clothes just because they are common. Are the other ladies wearing them animals? No one is financing or paying my bills; I work very hard for my own money, so it's difficult for me to be wasting resources.

jaephoenix:
This example of a miracle is why I conclude many Christians have low IQ.
Luck is a thing. It happens to everyone, whether christian, Muslim, atheist, Buddhist, rapist, murderers, carpenters etc, whether they pray or not.
I always use my example of myself. I had a spinal issue that made me unable to walk for weeks. I didn't pray to any scammer. Just took drugs. Now I'm using my legs. If I had prayed once, that's how everyone would be telling me its god.
OP have you thought that despite the prayerful nature of Nigerian christians, the country is getting worse daily. So why is atheistic countries like China, New Zealand which have considerably less christians than Nigeria progressing while we languish in Nigeria despite praying at any chance?
Use your brain for once. Its not illegal

God didn't ask us to depend on miracles to live our lives; in fact, miracles are majorly to make unbelievers believe in God. God has given us brains to handle situations. One should pray and expect a miracle mainly when the situation is beyond human effort.

You might believe your situation is a case of luck, but mine is a miracle. I prayed, and God answered me.

JobAndVacancies:
. check out this nairaland lady DP
https://www.nairaland.com/merry100

See this one. Hope e sabi say cloth get grade o.

idahme:
Someone who has a high IQ of thermodynamic , fluid mechanics, Applied mechanics, strength of engineering materials and Applied mechanics can not differentiate between most and all , congratulations Miss High IQ

What is wrong with the trousers? Are they revealing? What about the trousers has led to women who wear them being stereotyped as prostitutes?

Common sense should tell you that stereotyping is absolutely wrong.

I doubt any of the ladies posted above is over twenty-one years old; they are perhaps still depending on their parents financially.

There was a time when young ladies were content with the little their parents gave them, but you all have used stereotypes to affect many of them. Some are resorting to hookups in order to elevate themselves and upgrade their wardrobes.

Many of you guys wear quite cheap clothings, yet you are pressuring our young ladies with your outrageous stereotypes.

richmond500:
it's not just assumption.
Most of them with that trouser no deh get sense.
It's always Olosho or all these upcoming sugar babies that wears it.

Unfortunately, I have a high IQ and a strong understanding of thermodynamics. I am still a virgin, and I am not planning on becoming a sugar baby.

I wore the trouser and posted a picture of me wearing the trouser on my profile. Let the tears begin.

EmmyMaestro:
Since you are talking of dragging, I will drag you and drag it off you

🤣🤣Go ahead

🤣🤣🤣 Some things are just casual; not everyone has them, but anyone can wear them. It is just like saying every guy wears club jennies or everyone wears crops.

I intentionally posted a picture of me wearing these particular trousers on my profile, and I was surprised that nobody has dared to drag me yet.

That is how some idiots have been spreading the news that it is hookup ladies that are wearing this particular trouser.

Last last, e be like say guys go still create dress code for ladies. Wetin be the problem? Some guys don even stereotype some kind of wigs. All this stereotyping gatz stop this year.

Height is not what is important, ladies can be attracted to any height at first sight.

I think you should work on your confidence and composure. Your style, including your choice of clothing and accessories, can also attract a lady because it provides its own interpretation of who you are. The way you carry and present yourself is important as well.

In a group of guys, ladies are sometimes drawn to the cool and composed ones.

Kingcalls:
Women always think they are right ... what did u do?? Men don't show emotions when they are abused , they can't cry , so they rather will hit, its in our nature ...so y do women think they can just insult men and get away with it... as long as the world dont preach that women should also respect men and dont insult men, men will continue to hit women... they wise women will dodge confrontation to avoid violence , the foolish ones will think they can insult men and expect no reaction....

Domestic violence against women has increased since feminists started preaching that a woman should not be hit even if she abuses the man to the point where he is pushed to the wall... just look at the last 2 big brothers... look at how those women insulted those guys to the point that one of the guys started crying... women like that will easily get hit by a man cis men respond with violence when angry....its in a man's nature and women should understand it... this is y most men don't wanna even get married again...

Why do people make excuses for bad behaviour? It seems this guy is one of those violent types of guys.

A man who abuses his partner will always find a reason to justify his actions. There are women who are not troublesome at all, yet they still face violence from their partners. Some men resort to hitting their partners due to their own insecurities and jealousy, some may even become violent when their partner discovers their infidelity.

Antoeni:
No Wonder,No Proper Parental Upbringing

Ah, I sincerely empathize with rape victims. How does a lady's proper parental upbringing stop her from being raped? There are a lot of heartless people in Nigeria; why are people always blaming the victim? God save the girl child.

Exceed15:
Yet u didn't raise your daughter to dress decently

What does that have to do with rape? There are women who dress very modestly and still become victims of rape. Were two-year-olds who have been raped dressing indecently to entice their attackers?

There is absolutely no excuse for rape. Rapists will always reveal their true nature.

BoldBrainz:
This story no clear. Five times on a spot or five different occasions? Is she a rape magnet? Abi this one na lamba for sensationalism?!

It is very possible. God should continue to protect ladies.

Verbtips:
I get quantities
How about you

🙄

The miracle I shared with my friend:

In 2022, I booked my flight ticket from the UK to Nigeria through an agent who was introduced to me. Although I preferred to book my flight online, I decided to patronize her. A day before my scheduled flight, she called me and informed me that my ticket had been cancelled.

I was so worked up because I had already made arrangements for the trip, and everyone knew I was leaving tomorrow; in fact, an Uber was already booked to take me to the airport. I had already spent money buying various things, so the news came to me as a painful shock. I went online to look for cheap tickets, but I couldn't find any. So, I just knelt down and prayed to God.

I told God that if this is the last thing He does for me, He should just do it. I didn't want to tell anyone about it because it might seem to them like I was stylishly asking for funds.

The deal day eventually came, and I had no ticket. I was sitting in the car heading toward the airport, scrolling through the website of the agency I preferred to book my flight from and refreshing the page from time to time.

About an hour before my arrival at the airport, I came across a very cheap ticket. With quick fingers, I booked it instantly. I don't know why the ticket was so cheap; it is possible there were available seats on the plane, so they decided to reduce the price, or someone called to cancel their ticket. But the important thing is that it was indeed a miracle for me.

2024 seemed to be a very difficult year for many, I am not excluded; it was the kind of year that one might wish they had spent in a coma, only to wake up and find it was another year.

One of my friends experienced a significant business setback, and I, along with others, tried to console her. When she finally regained her composure, she started claiming that there was no God.

Even though I was also having a bad time, her claim didn't sit well with me. There was even one particular client who was frustrating the hell out of me at the time, to the extent that I had to refund his money and tell him that I was no longer interested in doing business with him.

One day, I approached my friend and told her that I wanted to speak with her. She replied that if I was there to give her a sermon, she wouldn't listen. I proceeded to tell her that I was also frustrated and angry with God.

I narrated my bad experiences to her, but I told her that I don't think they are enough reason for me to say there is no God. I mentioned that I still remember those times I prayed and received instant miracles. There was a particular miracle that happened to me in 2022; I had shared it with her before, but I recounted it again during this conversation and also reminded her of a specific miracle she had shared with me.

I included that there are times when we ask our parents for things, and they give them to us instantly without stressing us. However, during those times when we ask and they refuse to give, we might show our frustrations or try to avoid speaking with them or seeing them, but we don't start denying that they are our parents or go to court to sever ties with them.

When I discovered she was reasoning with me, I proceeded to tell her that it was okay to be upset and frustrated, and that she could even vent her anger by misbehaving, acting like a prodigal child, and doing all sorts of things until she felt satisfied. But she should not claim there is no God when it is obvious to her that there is God. This is how I succeeded in reversing her decision.

nyabinghi:
yes

Wow, I didn’t know religion came with a personality manual.

Do you mean that all bad behaviour from everyone of the same faith as you is also determined by your religion?

The most annoying part is that the mother of the victim does not even understand the gravity of what her child has been through.

nyabinghi:
christian guy

What do you mean by Christian guy? Is a person's behaviour solely determined by his religion?

Kukutente23:
And the court will presume him innocent until proven guilty.
Your so-called professionalism will also be irrelevant in that regard
The video will be subjected to interrogation and of course dismissed for the duress involved
That you can't separate logic from emotions shows that you're not a professional in anything
Rubbish is calling me pedophile apologist. I'm sure you're the cleanest thing around. I hope you're not a Muslim cause all Muslims are actually pedophile apologists and I've not seen you preventing them from having access to kids.
This clown is calling me pedophile apologist in the same country where senators marry 13 year old
Swerve abeg!!

Instead of staying here and using your nose to sniff out lies, go to court and stand as his witness.

And where does religion come into this? You could have directed your insult solely at the person you are arguing with. Is it all Christians that are good? There are good and bad people in every religion.

Mcslize:
I need to be sure of what you're claiming. Don't worry, I will pay for damages if proven right.

For there to be some levels of credibility on the whole process, you need to freely make yourself. Every needed logistics will be put in place.

But if you know that you are lieing, better come out clean now that you still have the chance to avoid embarrassing yourself at the lab.

And if found that one of the holes had been tampered with, it will a national disgrace on you. I will make sure I put it in news papers, podcasts and radios.

We shall surely get to the root of this.

🤣🤣🤣 E be like say you don craze! To be sure, you go dig hand inside my body.

What are you saying? I don't get you. Make your words clearer. Are you agreeing with what I proposed or what?

Mcslize:
Why state hospital? You want to bribe them to falsify your virginity right?

It won't work that way. We need to verify the credibility of your virginity and the other hole.

Cuz we've heard cases where some self acclaimed virgins do take it from the back hole. Front one is tight while the back one is wide opened.

You can't deceive me. We must check everything and I will be the one to choose the hospital.

🤣🤣🤣 See this ritualist o, you see mumu for my forehead?

I am ready to take the virginity test in more than fifteen different hospitals in Nigeria, including state hospitals and well-known private hospitals.

I can even fund myself to go abroad to take the test just to prove that you are an idiot, but don't even think I would release myself to you like a fool just to prove a point.

Mcslize:
Taaah. That's your second account. Stop deceiving yourself. Stop hiding under Dreamhans1. Come out clean.

Who doesn't know that most of you ladies on Nairaland have male accounts you use to attack posts to make it seems like it's a fellow guy.

How long will feminists stopped hiding under male accounts to clown around?

You better stop this stupidíty in 2025 before you run out of luck.

By the way, when are you going to make yourself available for the virginity test?

Remember, all bills on me.

It is obvious you live in your own delusion and you assume the world revolves around you.

Any male who is not misogynistic is disguising himself as a male. Any virgin who is outspoken and has standards is pretending to be a virgin🤣🤣🤣

Mcslize:
Taaah. That's your second account. Stop deceiving yourself. Stop hiding under Dreamhans1. Come out clean.

Who doesn't know that most of you ladies on Nairaland have male accounts you use to attack posts to make it seems like it's a fellow guy.

How long will feminists stopped hiding under male accounts to clown around?

You better stop this stupidíty in 2025 before you run out of luck.

By the way, when are you going to make yourself available for the virginity test?

Remember, all bills on me.

I prefer a state hospital; that way, there will be no doubt. I will do my research to find out which state hospital conducts virginity tests.

If it turns out that I am a virgin, you will write a long epistle to apologize to sensible males on Nairaland and all females in general for all your projections.