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Nonexisting:
Where are all these simps coming out from? Don't they at least have fathers who raised them?

My brother,not their fault o
Many fathers have failed their children,most especially the sons

Mercychen:
Imagine?? And you're here missing her.

You prolly made her believe it's your duty to do the calling. So she feels, when duty calls, you'll call. Hmm..

She's not a responsible fellow because on a good day, even if that's how she sees you ( Mr. caller) for someone who normally calls and has not called her till now, she's supposed to get worried and at least call to know why her "calling calling daddy" has not called her up till now but still it hasn't bothered her to do so?

What if something happened to you?what if you were kidnapped? ( God forbid) and you'll say you have someone who cares about you somewhere you want to marry? Hmmm .. my brother, .run o!

This a big danger sign.

I hardly take what many ladies say serious,cos it's most times biased, self centered and filled with manipulations, but I must say,you speak from a logic point of view.

bloomstories:
Abuja is indeed ready for the historic, oldest and one of the biggest beauty pageant Contest in history, as Most Beautiful Girl in Abuja(MBGA) unveils Contestants ahead of the forthcoming Grand Finale Ceremony holding on the 11th of December 2021 at Ladi Kwali Hall, Sheraton Hotels and Towers, Abuja.


The forthcoming 21st edition of Most Beautifu Girl in Abuja is however anticipated to record the outstanding presence of notable personalities and celebrities in diverse sectors and industries. In a Media Chat with the Founder of MBGA, Mr. Ejiro Okpihwo, who was recently featured on one Abuja's fast growing community magazines explained that all hands are on deck to make the forthcoming 21st edition a super blast.


He noted that the selected Contestants representing their various States have been screened, interviewed and ready to display their outstanding capacity as they are yet under supervision and integrated observation, stressing that only the best can be crowned Winner.


Some the Contestants who where screened and confirmed for the grand finale includes Melissa Uzoigwe as Miss Enugu State, Sunshine N. Ajayi as Miss Anambra State, Faith Patrick as Miss Ondo State, Tiara Daramola as Miss Ogun State, Itohan Ojuromi as Miss Oyo State, Joy C. Chukwu as Miss Kwara State, Priscilla O. Saliu as Miss Yobe State, Promise A. Ogah as Miss Adamawa State, Ramat Momodu as Miss Sokoto State and Onyinye A. Alozie as Miss Niger State.


Other confirmed Contestants for the forthcoming grande finale also includes, Mariam O. Yakubu as Miss Cross River State, Rachel E. Gabriel as Miss Edo State, Success Yeboah as Miss Taraba State, Susan Williams as Miss Bauchi state, Ezinne Okafor as Miss Kaduna, Jessica C. Ohaka as Miss Zamfara State, Loveth O. Nnamani as Miss Kogi State and Loveth S. Gofwen as Miss Plateau State.


The Contestants may also include Deborah N. Daniel Chukwu as Miss Bayelsa State, Princess Gambo as Miss Katsina State, Princess N. Iroegbu as Miss Abia State, Nasratullah U. Liman as Miss Kano State, Elizabeth A. Anyim as Miss Ebonyi State, Lilian Okafor as Miss Imo State, Lucy D. Beem as Miss Benue State, Jennifer I. Ezenna as Miss Jigawa State, Sunflower E. Shay as Miss Delta State, Karina Olunta as Miss Nasarawa State and Lois Christian as Miss Rivers State.


The list of aforentioned Contestants was made available to our Correspondent by the organising committee of the forthcoming 21st edition of Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja(MBGA). The countdown to the grande finale ceremony may have started and all hands are on deck to ensure a super blast of the ceremony which is organised by Dolce Entertainment.

Source:
https://www.abujapress.com/2021/11/mgba-to-host-21st-edition-unveils-30.html

What is beautiful in all these, tueh !.
The beautiful ones are not yet born indeed

Omicron007:
Fellows,

A quick one
One of my friends celebrated her birthday recently.
I was lost in thoughts over what to buy for her.
So I surfed the internet and I saw a lot of suggestions.

I ended up getting a flower for her. I ordered the flower on an online flower shop and it was delivered to me.

On her birthday, I took the flower and went to her place. I presented it to her during the little birthday bash she organised.

To my utmost surprise, she and her friends looked at me with contempt. She was not happy I got the flower. It was glaring on her face.

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I have seen a lot of movies where flowers are presented to girls and they are very happy.

Why is it that some Nigerian girls don't value the gift of flowers?

I spent NGN 7,500 to get the flower!

Why should I be concerned about what someone likes as gift, something they didn't pay for.
Not that they will buy you something in return worthy beyond a flower's price tag

owukpa:
https://www.idomavoice.com/2021/10/pastor-becky-enenche-builds-10-bedroom-apartment-for-homeless-girls-donates-borehole-others-to-abuja-community-to-mark-51st-birthday.html

What of for homeless boys,abi boys don't need to be taken care of.
Oh,I forgot,boys can sleep under the bridge but girls can't

Joebayo217:
Bro na every season I dey buy man u new Jersey u think say na all does 1k jersey I dey talk abi

So what do you do with the old ones :- ?
Me sha,I only get one when there is a new design
I no even dey the mood to buy any jersey at the moment with this current man united display

Joebayo217:
Dis stupid person no be united fans at all me wey don be man u fans for d past 10yrs I no fit burn my jersey no matter what.win or loss we are united but oleout!

You no fit burn am or you no get money buy another one,tell us truth joor :

pocohantas:
1: Use juju and hook one man.

Don’t waste your time going to Shiloh or all these scam pentecostal churches. They will end up hooking you up with one boring evangelist that suffers premature ejaculatiôn.

It is better you use your hand and hook the one you like. But treat him well.

Nothing wrong in hooking husband. Even the bible says the kingdom of God suffereth violence.

2. If you are open to polygamy, give it a shot.
As you get older in Nigeria, it gets harder to see a never-been-married man with noble intentions. So if you don’t mind polygamy, if you just want to have your kids by one man, find one polygamous man and have all your kids with him.

Why are guys getting triggered at the mention of juju? I thought we are all here to advise advanced spinsters on how to get husband. All angles must be covered abeg.

Like JuJu really work like that,every Dick and Harry ll be sleeping with every woman on the street at the touch of JuJu according to your JuJu theory

Mikester:
Wrong. Terming men irresponsible or immature for having standards is wrong. Turning down single moms doesn't make a man irresponsible. There is a huge difference between responsibility and burden. A man who turns down a single mom does so to not place a burden that isn't his upon him. Does that make him irresponsible or a child?

Women ruthlessly place high standards on men who intend to marry them but weak-minded men misguided by information such as yours lower their standards for damaged women, commit to them and eventually regret.

Don't tell or teach men who to commit to, as adults they are in charge of their own decisions. You are right in some areas but get your mentality straight and stop guilt-tripping others for making their own choices.

Don't mind the Sisi guy,trying to shuffle shit down our throats.
If he is so concerned about the unmarried ladies around,he should wife them all instead of telling us what choice we should make as a guy.
The truth is the marriage union is loosing its value in our society today,the male folks have stated to realise that no woman truly loves you in the real sense,they are looking for who to carry their burden for them which is the ideology society has imposed on them,they never own up to responsibilities,not their fault to an extent as they have this princess syndrome from childhood,like they are always meant to be taken care of forgetting they are also a grown up adult with two hands and a hairy lines between their legs .
On a serious note,they are really emasculating we guys day by day by shuffling different societal shits down our throats and expects us to accept it because we are /should always be ok with any nonsense.

Ayoade05:
Itel P32
Da phone been show me shege da year.

When I was using the phone, I could charge the phone for 10 hours (yes 10 good hours) before it's charged

Sorry to say,most itel products are scam,after a short while,you start experiencing hell on earth. Trust me,if you have anger issues,you might smash the phone on the wall

saphiere:
Why ask this question when you know majority here are lairs? No man here will tell you. But we all know the truth.

They act like James Bone on Nairaland and would come begging us for love.

If I show you my DM, you would be amazed how low Nigerian men could be.

Don't be carried away with men flooding your DMs,I can tell you more than half want to yansh you and leave you hanging thereafter.
No man with great value begs for love or validation.

Lamasta:
Its a draw but the GOAT will score sha

Goat dey bench o

In as much as I agree to the statement,it shouldn't be coming out from this Bigoted big mouths

J2381:
Believe me, every ones in a while such people can come in handy, trust me on this. Lol.

I understand where ur coming from sha
Sometimes,one just have to let go off these leeches once and for all,one way or the other,you end up wasting your datas on their useless self entitled posts.
Somehow,they feel the world is at their feet when they have high number of status views,they feed on it .
If it is left to me alone,I won't even roll with them so as to place my value so high on their to do list

xynerise:
One opinion among 7 billion people is absolutely useless

Sometimes,it's not useless,depending on who made them and the influence they have on others

J2381:
quotes like that are usually said by people who are trying to console themselves. Most times they still fail at it.

What now baffles me is the entitled mentality some of the posters have. Like what toks2008 posted. Imagine the narrow mindedness. "Any married woman who pays her own bill is single". Like her husband is suppose to do everything for her, even pay for her undies and menstrual pad.

Well opinion like this are usually spread by people who have little or nothing to offer in relationships. It's almost same with a whatsapp status I read from one of my female contacts who posted "if I ask you for data and you say no or you post me, I'll block you from viewing my whatsapp status sharp sharp".

Men I really laughed when I read it. I'm waiting patiently for her to ask me for data.

I ll still blame you for that,how can you tell me you still have such shallow people on your contact list

Qpid5:
with this, it was concluded that yon don't really love her or have any serious plan with her.. People like you are the reason why real women are hard to find..

Ogbeni no dey allow woman give the victim format abeg,na guys like una dey make girls feel like we no get worth,small thing you start playing The "a real man quote" shit

Kandeed:
This is hitting you hard because you've been too weak....take it or leave it being to weak on women is a suicide mission.

Read some folks up there saying go to her, pet her bla bla. unfortunately for you OP that's not the language a woman understands. if she said all that, the next thing you should do is not go to her or ask why (you'd only ensure something worse than that is said to you again) let her come herself begging .

Tbh I still don't understand how men find it hard to put women in their place and act manly like true House Heads.

You don't get,I was pissed and amused to read that nonsense up there,the best logical way to show you what hate means is to show you the exit door,she dey even ask wetin happen to my own hard earn 1k,of course,I bought 4 packs of CDs and there is nothing you can do about it.
If you want to prove you are difficult,then I'm more difficult.

Coming from anti-man United,that opinion might not sink into the hearts of United fans too well but as an unbiased United fan,he has a point on that,the Rolando we know few years ago ain't the Rolando in United today.
Commercially,it's a good deal but soccer wise,he is not the missing factor,Ole's tactics is.

Juliusdaughter:
Let me just start somewhere
Growing up as an introvert was difficult cos I guess my mum didn't understand my quite personality, she talks about how I am not 'sharp' how I am not fashionable and whatever else she cannot really relate to. I am in my mid 20s now and she still insults me when she is in the mood.
It's funny how I am the only child she insults so much, I am her first born. I left my former work place due to Corona last year and I've been home since. I have trained as a tailor tho I don't have a shop or customer base yet.

She insulted me tonight again for cooking dinner late, she said why should I finish cooking dinner by past 7? Called me names and all that. Its been over a year that she went to the market last because I now do that, I make breakfast and dinner, I don't keep late night, I barely go out, yet she finds reason to talk me down.

She has started to insult my fiancé now too, she says he is poor and cannot take care of me, what has he achieved for himself? And the reason she isn't much against us is because she doesn't know if he will have money tomorrow. He isn't even jobless, it's just unfortunate that government don't pay their workers on time.

I don't have a single emotional connection with her, I have tried and I have failed. I think it's time to move out of the house and start my tailoring business. I don't have the finance to rent a shop and a house separately, so I want to rent a room and parlor and make it both my living and work space. Is this a good move? I cannot function properly in this house anymore.
How do I build my customer base from working in the house?

It's really unfortunate that you have your own share of bad parenting,not surprised though,it's a way of life in Nigeria here.
Funny thing is, they always use words like "I'm disciplining you" to justify their wicked atrocities when table finally turns around without considering the negative impact on such child, from low self esteem,mental imbalance to development of phlegmatic lifestyle et.c.
If you are to take my advice,I will tell you to endure for a period of time while you save money for another apartment which is really important for you as your mental health is mandatory to stay positive,build your customer base while in the house right there by going all out to advertise to people,wedding planners for aso-ebi contracts,schools for uniform contracts and the likes,you can even talk to other tailors to give you connect while you give them a percentage when you are done as nothing is usually free(my life philosophy though).
After gaining financially and good customer base,you then move out.
Although,I will still want you to inform her about your departure in the best matured and diplomatic way..
Toxic parenting is really bad,stay blessed!
My 2 cent.

Oyerinde16:
I have being wrecked severally trying to help... They don't care how you sweet to earn it, all the want is just give them, worst is they come back for more, its either u give them or they guilt trap you, or blackmail you, even when you try to end the friendship they keep coming back... If I have 100 friends, more than 50 are asking for financial help, just this morning 3 chats already.

The latest scam is bro I fit get 2k till month end

Your last statement is top notch,I get that often recently especially from people that have not even beeped you for once,they hit u up via your online update calling boss,Odogwu,Oga mi,they exercise small patience,let say a day or two and then go for the kill " can I get like 2k till month end".
I have really dropped plenty leeches this year to be honest, they don't improve you in anyway,just to suck you dry and look for their next victim
Truly,we don't need much people in our lives,only important people actually matter.
My kind hearted nature has led me into helping the wrong folks so many times.
These days I only folly round family (nuclear),business partners and my clients
It's well,shallom!!!

This guy cries alot o
Man up

[quote author=Oladeleeleniyan post=105643970][/quote]I'm telling you pal. Although,I am a forever United fan but also a football lover generally,I praise my team when due and accustom their faults too when they are not impressing,it's the best way to move forward progressively

I'm a United fan and I love the team spirit but they should keep quiet first and play a long streak of games,people that drew Southampton and almost lost to wolves

Angelfrost:
For this kind risky act of hypocrisy, the money suppose reach 2 or 3k o!

In this same buhari era,I doubt anyone can afford to give that amount out for such hypocrisy acts,an irony that even the buhari and his APC members themselves can't afford that 2k or 3k
I think after pricing them all out,1k ll be just fine for them to hold body and soul together,maybe 1.5k each for the organisers of the hoodlums

Not surprised, they have been promised 1k each after the whole acting

DigiPerson:
Lol. The man still try pass Churchill of 40s.

My brother, Churchill still holds the record o

Can't you all see between the lines,I think they are both acting up a script.no man in his senses will speak to the public about him wanting back a woman of easy virtue not even a simp

FG,ASUU and everybody should getat abeg
Our educational system has always been a shit-hole,this old people always looking for ways to enrich their money engrossing bottomless pockets,not as if the students benefit from all these jargons at the end.

bayelsaowei:
All to provide the clout for ronaldo to ride on..I have never seen any player in this world that yearns and craves for attention more than ronaldo...

I think it's beyond all these,CR7 is a brand on its own,commercial wise,do you know how much his jersey will rake in for United,how on earth ll you even imagine Premiership will bend her rules to accommodate Rolando having the no.7 jersey,of course,there is going to be a high percentage gain to the EPL organizers themselves on such deals.
Rolando legacy is beyond just football,a player who has more followers than all EPL teams combined,that ain't a joke my brother

Evaromantik:
One Argentine Messi fanboy who flopped at Man Utd was busy saying rubbish about that No 7 jersey yesterday.

After Ronaldo left, Edi is the only person who seems fit to water that jersey.

Now the GOAT is back and he kindly handed it over to Ronaldo. Edi is a kind soul.

Most Importantly:
I can't believe Phil Jones refused to hand the No 4 jersey to Varane. Nearly forgot he's still in Man Utd.

My brother,I think sir Phil Jones scenario is a spiritual one as the canal mind can't still phantom he is still in United and he has the gods to even dictate on the no.4 jersey
At this point I want to believe he has the nude photos of the glazzers [right][/right]

Fiscus105:
There group of people that compulsory to shoulder their responsibilities

Ur kids
Ur wife
Ur parents (even parents its shared among children if u re not only child)

Any other one, do ur best and focus on ur own cross, including ur own blood brother and sisters.

Yourself should be number 1 on that list
You owe yourself a whole lot,make responsibility no kill man pikin