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Someone kind should copy and paste the story here biko

Here to read stories as usual..

Hmmm.. I just weak

Yewandequeen:
Iced Chapman pls and if there is peppered gizzard and snails i no mind abeg

Here ma'am

Yewandequeen:
small chops needed pls

On its way my darling, exercise small patience. What do you wish to step it down with?

officialJP:
my Mom said the lady don't use to bath and she sleep around with guys and still come back to my brother, someone say the disease might be airborne

Technically your brother is a pig if he can accept a lady who is not only dirty but sleeps around..

How did you contract yours aboobi? Did you also eat from the same plate as your brother without protection? If so, then I'm sorry to inform you that you're in same league as your brother. Which airborne disease spreads to an entire family including your sister?. If there's truly one like that, why didn't you guys stop her from coming over again?

But not too worry, the doctors here might have a lasting solution for you.

Udo!

How old are you please?
Because if at this stage of your life the only problem you have is women and the kpomo between their thighs, my brother you're a goner.

The time and energy you should have invested in something lucrative and worthy you spent it worrying over a lady, then your problem is like a bicycle..

Don't you know that same compound relationship is always complicated?
My friend will you go into importation of babes if na so woman hungry you reach.

Meanwhile, the best you can do is bone am too and face your front. Imagine religion causing yeye issues between you too when the relationship never even start, all I can deduce here is you both are still kids in the world of dating.

This is something condom could have prevented, una no dey hear word. Your younger sister also has it? How manage please?

Was she sleeping with everyone in your family as some sort of pay back ni?

Doctors in the house, over to you.

Op share your story, I want to learn..

If you're here to read stories like me, let's gather here mbok

Slynation:
A whole triplet....This one loud oO

Instead of quarrelling everyday with her, be a man of little words, no matter the level of provocation, do nothing/say nothing, just let it slide....

I'm used to saying "May my preeq never put me into trouble one day" but it has partially landed me into one, one day I will post my own story....!!

Share am now biko..

Slynation:
Lol.... better show us your man oO, me that is following Don jazzy's footprints

Don't do me laidis na.. Na ya wedding rice I take get hope so, God never finish work for my man head, he's still a work in progress
When it's time, iga bu onye isi oche.. Hope I got it right nnam.

Slynation:
Oh...what a lovely couple!!

Michelle55 is that you.....??

LOL.. Do we look alike?

Meanwhile I dey wait for you, after you na me

This is a made up story.. E no just add up abeg.
Let me sit and watch how the guys will dissect you.

But you too do eh, toto too scratch you.. Michelle keep kwayet, let the guys do the dissecting while you watch

Meanwhile congratulations in advance, just know say pampers don cost for market.

Goodness gracious! Please how can I unsee this? but wait a minute, how did the rough play get to his dick?
I can't imagine the kind of pains he would be going through right now.. So darn painful.
This is one of the days I thank my stars that I've got no brother, I don't think I would want such woman for him

How do you guys do it sef? Those people selling condoms have they all died? Why are you forcing yourself to do things that your heart doesn't accept?
Be a father to your child and take some time to cool off(both of you) don't be in a haste to get married because you may end up gnashing your teeth in pure agony when things ain't going your way.
Pussy whipped indeed! You better give yourself brain before you become a shadow of yourself all in the name of trying to make things work out between you both.
Both of you are supposed to be on the same page making sure that the relationship or marriage sails smoothly, anything one sided doesn't last. Take that as a cue and halt whatever you think you are doing, after your kid is born you can decide to push through with the marriage plans if you notice any positive changes with your woman and if no changes occurs, face your child squarely and be happy.

Cutehector:
the effrontery well..

50percent of ya first salary is my fee.. Deal?

Deal

Cutehector:
DM please

Hope you get work for me because na wetin I dey find be that too, that's why I want to turn you into my P. I to help me source for company that has vacant positions

Cutehector:
Aint you the same girl who opined that all african men are unpleasant in some other thread? Of course it is your rude behaviour that is hindering you from getting a job. This has proven beyond all reasonable doubt that many female users on this platform who exhibit rude behaviours are just unemployed and have nothing to offer.

I pity the simps who would employ/marry such human being who has zero social manners.

https://www.nairaland.com/6456460/he-collected-everything-he-bought#99828398

Correct Private Investigator.. Come, I get work for you

Not my business..

Be humble and fun to be with, no cum dey wear shoulder pad for me or anyone else you come across for this life.
Never look down on anyone because tomorrow is pregnant, I can't afford him having enemies biko.. Be simple and honest in all your dealings.
Don't be rigid too, I can't afford to be counting my words around you.

Stony heart! It hurts because I know I wasn't all that hard hearted like he painted me

Zzor:
Why are you paranoid over this small mistake,forgive her and warn her not to try it next time, learn to forgive those you love without a doubting spirit.Have you tried to find out why she needed that money? she could be in a serious problem,just calm down its nothing serious after all its her lover's money she didn't steal.

Are you being serious right now? You called 290k small mistake? Haa, I seriously want to believe you're joking though because a right thinking person would see that she's been plain stupid with money and business that isn't her own.
If it's her brother's business, will she be that careless with it?

Just be you and every other thing will fall into place.. The looks may fade away or be tampered with by unforseen circumstances, what will you do then if you only got married because of that?
If I'm happy with you, the rest would take care of itself. I need not worry.

Why are you scared of it? Did you offend anyone?

SILVERLINES:
dis one don d find boyfriend

Your brain must be paining you.. Enjoy!

EMEKUSBOY9:
Dnt take my potential woman away joor

LOL.. Sorry bro.. I'm not trying to take your potential woman away from you because I'm a woman too and I don't do women as well.

Enjoy your singlehood sweetie.. Where in lag are you?

Inukwa.. Do what you feel is best for you guys biko.
Lemme coman be going

Meanwhile, op is the vacancy still available? I mean the customer service position.

aumusa:
abeg make una carry one one make we wait for updates from d @op

I miss having this

Their marriage their business..
But why would she start a war that she can't finish? You MIL is just like your own mother, how would she feel if her brother's wife label your own mother a witch?
You can live with your MIL with no issues so long you set boundaries, he's her son and you're his wife thereby you both have a special place in his heart. Don't make it about you alone.
Treat your MIL the same way you would treat your own mom.

Ride on..