₦airaland Forum

Mhimi007:
okay so sorry for my choice of words but I will try to make this so simple for a stupid child to understand
firstly I didnt send her no message,nah i didn't and if I get triggered as you said I can do better than sending a dick pix to a total stranger loke why would i want you to see my penis on what gain...for me to see your vagina?? no na there are ladies and I mean ladies that could help me out with it(not bragging oo) sending you a picture of my penis wont change or satisfy my urge.
next
I have never insulted a lady any lady (well except this cunt lady that just wanted to fool herself) same wise I have never called or lebelled a guy 'simp' don't even know how the shit works I am a guy and I'm attracted to ladies so does it mean I'm a simp or how does the name works
I have a cousin that is attracted to her own sex...like yea Jessica is a lesbian but that doesn't mean I'll love her less or anything shes my favorite cousin as some of the wildest moments I had in life was with her,but shes a lesbian that doesn't mean she'll be regarded as a wayward person like its who she is and i won't like ever insult Jess cos of her preference and BTW sir tge only way i'll acknowledge defeat is if the judge says so...good evening

Just let it go.. Don't take it too personal. We all know she's a free spirited person and sometimes seeks attention. Don't accord her more of it.
Live and let's live alright.

Evolutionlove:
You ehn........

Omo eh, if you see as I dey laugh here oh.. My neighbors don dey reason yabaleft

If only they knew that the geng of Nigerian girls are useless are in prison, they will understand

Ewo.. This wan sweet me die so the Nigerian girls are useless geng dey for prison?

I Don mark all the monikers.. Iffa hear fem from any of them again spewing nonsense about Nigerian girls again eh.. Na sambisa forest dem dey go next

Oya, let the accused sue the Op (only if they can)

I'll go with number 6
I can always tune out whenever I'm getting bored of his excessive talking, I've dated one like that who doesn't cease to talk. Mehn, dude can talk for Africa all I do is nod my head like agama lizard sometimes he can talk me to sleep through phone, I never see eh. But I had to call it off when he was becoming too pompous and talks down on people just because he was comfortable, I can't deal.
So for the fun of it, I'll go with number 6 I fit manage am but the rest is a big no for me.

Oh she did her best to teach me mathematics but my heart and body isn't just there, I can't count how many times I've been made to crawl the entire school compound just because I was disturbing during maths period.

Mrs Ogunsanya tried though with that her accent, I will just be smiling sheepishly whenever she starts teaching. Her accents makes me laugh in a good way though

Janet go just dey do pass herself for maths class, always asking questions and answering them like say na maths na her name thereby making the rest of us look bad I won't forgive her for that.

Riliwan comes to school by 10am with lots of excuses, in fact the school got tired of punishing him but only us(his crew) knew he was avoiding maths period if only I can do that as well but the fear of my uncle is the beginning of wisdom in my house

But in all, I simply don't like maths na after all na art class I dey, wetin consign me consign maths edakun The only time I come alive is during government, English and Literature period.

Op, I get the fact that you're a maths genius, no dey make the rest of us feel bad na

See her face.. She really looks like a murderer. Wicked soul. Mtcheew

I'm here to read stories as usual

Royaldave200:
Seems ghosting comes too easy for you? Pardon my curiosity just want to know, have you ever been at the receiving end?

Yep.

Only you dey find husband material yet you consider half of the men useless my sister, na who dey do you this thing?

It seems the sole aim of creating this thread is to bash guys, BTW how do you know when a guy is serious?

There's no manual when it comes to relationship with men, just pray to be with the one meant for you if not e don be for you. Huncle can propose just to have access to free kpomo and when he's gotten to his fill he will throw you out to the street, make no mistake about that.

You can't call our men useless and expect to get a pat in the back except you don't have any intention of marrying an African man more especially a Nigerian.

HappyCanadian:
If I start ghosting her she begins to complain that am trying to avoid her

You never ready to leave her na.

HRHQueenPhil:
U don't need an online job, but deliverance from poverty mentality. Listen to steve harris on YouTube and all of Apostle'joshua Selman msgs. U will see people calling u and begging u to work for them

Who brainwashed you like this? What poverty mentality are you even talking about?
Hope say no be small pikin I dey follow yarn sef
This your apostle selman's sermon is becoming stale. Please wake up to reality.

All these epistle on top woman matter?
God will comfort you, take heart.

Sixfeetbelle:
Trust me, Nigerian girls have no plans to marry you.

Knockout! Be calming down sis, don't tarnish the guy's image.

Just ghost her.. She will get the message clearly after trying to connect with you for a while.
I don't know how to say it's over, I start by not picking your calls and staying off grid for a while and by the time I'm back you've moved on.
We can still be friends or you can decide to erase me by yourself, whichever one you choose is super okay with me.

Op, simply tell her the truth or ghost her.. Your choice!

Rickbronz:
If you graduate from a university and you come out looking for someone to employ you, then you are one of the problems of this country. With the knowledge and enlightenment you've gained from school, you should be the one employing and empowering people.
There are several businesses one can start building now which requires little capital but with a potential for massive returns in the long run.

Osheeyy, baddest! Awon motivational speakers!
Please make sure you've gotten like 5 companies attached to your name and have about a thousand employees before making someone else look this bad for voicing his thoughts.
It's the likes of you that pushed people into depression, making them feel like they haven't achieved anything yet in life.

HRHQueenPhil:
poverty mentality. Why can't u be doing business now and help employ ur mates ? Look for a mentor to train u, then start something. Working for someone is a sign that u need deliverance in poverty mentality. Apostle'joshua Selman and Steve harris can cure u

Don't be offended oh, how many people have you employed since you started your own company?

You seem to have forgotten that all fingers ain't equals and one needs to start from somewhere, so what has poverty mentality got to do with job opportunities?

Kuku employ me because I'm looking for a job too( and please make it a 6figures salary too)

The person that would mentor him, didn't he start from somewhere or he/she became a mentor from their mom's womb?

Let us always take time to assimilate topics before commenting to avoid unnecessary remarks.

Olumighty123:
If you're in Lagos, I'd give you the address and way to go about it. There's so much assurance you'd get employed

Yeah, I am.

Olumighty123:
I know a place that would employ you once you step a foot, it's an hotel thou, based in Lagos, a 4 star I think , if you don't mind, let me know.

Still available sir?

chyzoo4u:
The September 11 attacks, often referred to as 9/11, were a series of four coordinated terrorist attacks by the Wahhabi terrorist group Al-Qaeda against the United States on the morning of Tuesday, September 11, 2001.

The attacks resulted in 2,977 fatalities, over 25,000 injuries, and substantial long-term health consequences, in addition to at least $10 billion in infrastructure and property damage.

It is the deadliest terrorist attack in human history and the single deadliest incident for firefighters and law enforcement officers in the history of the United States, with 340 and 72 killed, respectively.

You can read more on Wikipedia

Thank you

chyzoo4u:
11 Sept 02 still fresh in my mind. Fear of collapse (No thanks to some Nigerian Engineers), I like where I can escape easily in case of any danger �

Tell me what happened

Trust me, you will be fine las las.

chyzoo4u:
Lovely but I can't live there.

What are you scared of?

BTW, it's beautiful and I wouldn't mind living in one of those.

fait10:
Nonsense girl. let me list the things 5k can do for you. so u will stop calling 5k ordinary.
5k can fill my car tank to at least halfway
5k can buy me a cold beer and cat fish
5k can sub for me
5k can buy me a nice pant trouser
5k can be useful for my sis to plait her hair
5k can be giving to the church as offering
5k can buy one cartoon of indomie
5k can .................
let me stop here

You will just kee yasef for nothing even the Op can distinguish between sarcasm and seriousness. No take this life serious else you will just kpai for nothing on top matter wey no consign you.

Minister of 5k judicious spending

skywalker240:
NA DEM!


After them go report mosdii give mod

Take a rest please, ya opinion doesn't count.

Absolutely nothing.

This one is just seeking public support on how to bang a married ex, I'm glad you got served the minute you dropped the rooster and bull story.
SmellySperm, may you live long biko.
Give yourself brain and dey your lane before you go drink water wey you no go fit drop cup again, don't say you weren't warned.

It's really nice to deal with such people in this format, perhaps they will learn and turn a new leaf.
The dude dense no be small, how this white people fall for them still baffles me.
His construction of English language is nothing to write home about and he still has the temerity to ask for money.
From my commander say no sharing of address to he's going to buy food stuff, omo I just weak.
You dey on a mission in Syria yet you dey ask for money to come home when your government never release you.
This one na street yahoo, e never upgrade.
Oponu oshi

Truthabulabula:
I like crazy ladies


A thousand mentions per day won't be termed trolling, would it?

Let's not derail Op's thread before Nairaland e-warriors will come for my head.
I no get strength for wahala

Truthabulabula:
Wish I could like this a zillion times.




Don't vex if I disturb you with mentions

LOL.. It's alright, at least you ain't trolling me.. I for show you the other side of my madness

What if the said rich man goes broke tomorrow?

What do you fall back on as a backup plan?

Why can't you develop yourself and be rich as well?

Soup wey sweet na money kill am, hustle so that you can flaunt your wealth as well.

Never seek for rich men, be an asset and they will find you. No one desires a liability!

It becomes an interesting relationship when you both can afford luxurious life, or at least when you ain't leeching off on him.

Be your own person and whoever that's designed for you will locate you.

Some of those rich men were once broke and it's their determination to succeed that saw them through, if they can do it you can do it too.

Success is not gender based.. It's for everyone!

Udo!