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MelesZenawi:
How do they know the tortoise is 344 years..?

By counting the rings on its shell

It cant be more than maybe 120 years old though. unless its juju tortoise

I guess it was a set-up from jealous people

When coming back, be careful! Dont inform too many people of your movements...things have changed since you were here last

RIP sir..

Disgruntled employee. Maybe they refused to promote him

We don't know yet what religion the person followed...

marvelous000:
No, my dear. I'm well predisposed to assimilate more and attenuate excess calorie pernicious to my lexical health

Well, I'm fine and kicking. Seem like you seldom come online these days

Lol I think we have been hanging out in different threads because it's been long I came across your grammar as well

healthserve:
Argh. Its war o. That's why ladies need to empower their families to be strong before marriages to have support. When the other side knows a ladies side can be mad they'll adjust. I.e whenever my in-laws are about to loose their mind, they remember me and adjust

Yes I think we all have to understand that other people's families may not be as normal as our own. We have had some strange behavior from in-laws before but we just ignore them

Richy4:
I believed he thanked her. Just that OP was not happy because he didn't go all out dancing, screaming or even fainting about what she has done

It didn't say in the whole OP where he thanked her, what does your belief have to do with it...

The guy is not behaving properly abeg... even you do you talk to anybody like this

healthserve:
I've seen ladies suffer when they marry Kogi men under this same circumstances. We wish them all well

Lol I'm just hearing it from this thread now. Never knew Kogi people had this kind of issue

Offpoint:
lol, nawao I never knew I got my observers o... I pray malaria should lemme alone so that I can have sense small

Lol Amen!

healthserve:
I kinda have a strong feeling that the Op should marry the lady and start a slow detachment with his mom to become independent

I have a gut feeling that Hauwa would make a beautiful wife for the Op. Look how love is painted all over his comments. He's not just in love, the descriptive here is of a good woman who losing would be massive loss.

Yes, he sounds like he loves her a lot. Besides, nobody really knows for sure. The point is that it's his own personal decision to make and his mother doesn't seem to realise it

Offpoint:
Come on! babe you've not seen my comments before naw... maybe you just saw one whom I typed under the influence of malaria

Lol I saw a couple of strange comments that you made on other threads but after looking at your moniker I saw that it was your MO. I was more surprised to see you saying something reasonable here lol

What So she can't wait a few measly months until it's over?

Aghotaro m akuko nke a oh

She gave you a deadline to come there and be doing what exactly...? Does she have a job for you there?

Imagine passing through all the rubbish from lecturers and all the insults from police and nysc staff, just for somebody from your own graduating class to be giving you one kind frog jump command and condition

Anyway just try moving to that Abuja, let me see

Offpoint:
lol babe I've always been on point

Lol never

Offpoint:
Bro, from all I can draw from your story is:

Lol the situation is so serious that all the kogis have come out to defend themselves and Offpoint has started commenting On-point

MrBrownJay1:
A spambot that works in mysterious ways indeed.

The thing even catch me sef.. let me not mention him again.. it seems it has ears too

UjuJoan2:
The first time the mother met me, she told me out-rightly that her son had 'better' options but turned them down, and she wanted to see if he will finally bring home 'gold'!

Long story short, I eventually became her best DIL.

She died three months ago and I miss her dearly . . . . my heart literally breaks each time I think of her

This is good. At least finally, a good MIL/DIL story with a happy ending for all of us who are afraid

ElRapido:
They are isolated, shy, and have almost no friends or very few.

They do not like to share their feelings with other people.

They avoid participating in the activities that are carried out in their center of study or work.

These are also characteristics of introversion as well as low self-esteem. They can be seen as positive or negative depending on how the person goes about it

It's actually better to have just a handful of close friends and to keep your feelings to yourself until you can find somebody who values them

You wiill cover your shoulders with a light blanket and feed your baby to its hearts content underneath

Its actually the man who should avert his eyes and have the good manners and sense to know not to stare at a nursing mother. She shouldnt need to hide anything because its already inconvenient enough without having to feel self-conscious about it

MrBrownJay1:
Bro how can you write French on NL and not get automatically banned by the spambot?

I replied to your comment in French and got automatically banned (happens every time I write French)

Oh, so we even have a spambot here?

A spambot that can see French but doesn't see pornography or betting adverts or fraudulent bitcoins?

na wao

Richy4:
The fact that he eats cake does not mean he likes all kinds of Cake. The flavour you got might not be his favourite. He might even be allergic to
It. Like me, I like cake but I can't stand chocolate cakes..

..are you serious? So because he doesnt like the flavour, he cant even thank her for her effort??

MedicH:
Wow he must be lucky. Maybe he has ego issues but that doesn't mean he doesn't like the gifts. I have only gotten 3 undersized white low quality singlets. I don't know if them swear for me.

Lol. tell them to get you boxers next time and see if the situation improves

do you notice any difference between when you just say happy birthday vs. when you buy him stuff?

i guess he is annoyed with you about something and he is just using passive-aggressive means to get revenge on you and hurt your feelings. if you say he likes cake, how come when you get it for him its suddenly not good enough?

Seventy7kings:
aswear, God created us with different attitude. I also hate pressing toothpaste from the middle.

you people are talking about pressing from the middle, what about when the person cannot even squeeze neatly and leaves a mess at the mouth

then it will dry and form a disgusting crust until it gets blocked and you have to remove it and wash it with water

I just remembered this is why I stopped sharing toothpaste when i was like 14

marvelous000:
Lol it's not what you think, dear! .

I can explain, but wait let me recoup some exigent energy expended on some puerile lot

how are you?

Lol im fine oh. and you? hope you havent been taking in too many carbs after swallowing all those dictionaries

Saao:
Hi everyone,

but when you talked to her about it what did she say? like did she seem bothered at all?

maybe shes exhausted after cooking and doesnt know how to tell you.

are other areas of the house clean?

Terrible. I think you have been trying to be respectful but its a handshake that has gotten past the elbow and turned to something else. Obviously as the so-called head of the home you gave him control of the family finances but since he's not managing it well you'll have to speak up. Good luck this weekend..

By the way what do you mean by this:

hopefully:
He forced me to withdraw 25% of my pension and put over half of it in his account.

He forced you how? your pension for that matter... This story is sad as hell

Revolva:
De there de blow grammar abeg relax o no come de reason another thing

His patner can't stop wat will happen to him.finally

No.matter how much help he has offered

Everybody get him own personal problems

Lol you yourself why dont you relax. the way you were describing how they were so close doesnt match how he was reporting it. but i understand you sha..everybody should take care of himself

highbee02:
My brother, I must confess it's not only in private companies, I'm an officer on level 9 and my salary is 35k in Kwara state (SUBEB). I have a wife and children to cater for. How do u expect me to be responsible family man?

Sorry about that, try and find something else that will pay you better, that's too bad abeg

bizhop01:
Not accidentally when you experience twice from the same person in a very short period,
Is just a dirty and ugly habit.

And you told her about it and she wasn't bothered? Or embarrassed?