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Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 10:34pm On Feb 27, 2021
StacyO:
If that's your answer to that question regarding scooters above,then I'll simply say you have a rather poor IQ and you lack exposure to the realities of life.

I'll drop this convo here. I don't deal with illogical humans.

Honey

Bye.
[color=navy]Your insults are meaningless to me dear. Drop it. So far you know the truth even if you can't handle it, I'm cool. [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 10:25pm On Feb 27, 2021
StacyO:
And the truth to you is that you can actually get any lady you want cause you have two flat scooters lying in your pant garage?


Come on


I actually now believe kids are everywhere on this forum.
[color=navy]It is a man's world after all. What do you expect? [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 10:17pm On Feb 27, 2021
StacyO:
Don't type that shit and shove it down my throat.


You know,no male with a bad boy or manipulative instinct can actually cross my territory. He'll end up on the loosing side cause I know my feminity as a woman.

Only women who don't know what they stand for can allow kids use them like that.
[color=navy]Easy. Didn't say it applied to all women though it seems you can't handle the truth[/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 10:08pm On Feb 27, 2021
StacyO:
Never true.
That research is still under hypothesis,not a confirmed theory.
The only ladies that fall in that category might just be small girls.
[color=navy]Let's not argue with psychology[/color]

Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 9:58pm On Feb 27, 2021
StacyO:
Good writeup but,why do people actually believe sensible ladies fall for *bad boys*

And I seriously want to believe it's not the kind of bad boys I'm assuming.
[color=navy]From research, most women fall for bad boys (yes the kind you're assuming) and keep them as sexual partners while considering the regular men for long-term relationships and 3 out of 4 of such women are bound to face severe depression later in their lives. Sad but true. [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 9:52pm On Feb 27, 2021
okedoyinolabisi:
how about women over 30huh
[color=navy]Let their maturity be their guide grin[/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 9:22pm On Feb 27, 2021
BLOODYSPERM:
Shame on you Weak man
[color=navy]You don't know what weak means bro[/color]
RomanceRe: Know Your Worth !!! Lol... by Mikester: 11:44am On Feb 27, 2021
lasisi69:
cool
[color=navy]Thanks bro but I no dey smoke o grin[/color]

RomanceRe: Why Do I Find Female Leaders More Attractive Than Other Women? by Mikester: 11:25am On Feb 27, 2021
[color=navy]It's no big deal. It is because people judge by appearance and tend to trust attractive people more than the other. So they place them in higher positions than their counter parts. Hence the promotion.[/color]

SweetHearted:
I have also seen woman who is totally submissive to a dominant husband but who is in love with a submissive male outside.

She even loves him more than the husband.

So the thing is both sided.
[color=navy]Modified : Just realised you're the op. Bros, your case no be for here o. Your life sha, your choice.[/color]
RomanceRe: Know Your Worth !!! Lol... by Mikester:
[color=navy]I have seen that moniker in the first picture before but can't remember whose... [/color]

FamilyRe: I Don't Last On Bed With My Current Girlfriend Compared To My Ex by Mikester: 11:19am On Feb 27, 2021
firac:
I know this sounds pretty lame, but i noticed i cum early with my current girlfriend than my ex, it's kinda embarrassing knowing i wanna give my girl a lovely time ,am i end up not lasting, i took the risk of even banging my ex to ascertain the issue, guess what, i lasted well,unlike my main girlfriend , what could be the reason for my underperformance ...
[color=navy] Come back here when she gets pregnant[/color]
RomanceRe: List Of Nairaland Color Codes For Your Comments by Mikester: 11:12am On Feb 27, 2021
kingxsamz:
NAVY[color=NAVY] THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOG. [/color]
[color=navy]Thanks man [/color]
RomanceRe: Must A Guy Be A Virgin, If He Insists On Marrying A Virgin? by Mikester: 10:20am On Feb 27, 2021
ibkonekt:
what women want from men but they will deny with words however their actions reveal otherwise.
1. Hot (attractive)
2. Tall
3.Good in bed
4. wealthy
5.pre-selected (chosen by other gorgeous women)
6. status
7. confidence
8. independent
9. relatively older

what men want from women
1. beautiful and pretty
2. loyal (dont sleep around) - this ties into virginity
3. youth and younger
4. fertility
5. emotional support
6. feminine attributes i.e submissive, reduced nagging, reduced arguement and quarrel..being able to care for kids, wash clean take care of home etc
7. not fat

attributes like intelligence, hardworking, boss lady, career driven, goal getter does not really matter as much to men of high value, they are a nice bonus to a lady but not the core of what she has to offer

just a summary why men want virgins and women want tall rich guys. its just nature at play and survival basic primal instint. we all know whats best for us in the long run.
any woman that tells you that only a virgin man can demand a virgin woman is deluded, even in the bible kings that had several wives still demanded young virgins to have as brides. they never demanded for used up wh0res
The both of you are damn wise. Wish other men were this informed. Low IQ men and deluded women won't accept these truths.


needanswer:
So virgin guys would want to marry virgin girls but will prevent unvirgin guys from doing same?

That's the point I assume, correct me if I am wrong.
PoliticsRe: Never Knew The Northerners Ain't Serious. by Mikester: 7:06am On Feb 27, 2021
budaatum:
I am really really really really honoured segfault. Especially considering someone just said the following.



I've always done politics! Just that politics is underpinned by how we think, and instead of a philosophy section on Nairaland, we backward Nigerians do Gods. As we should, mind, it being the Beginning of Wisdom.

Do know that every read that anyone reads dollars are deposited to me. So you all make me wealthy too.

Here is a link to the Politics of Electrical Tomatoes. Read and tell what you think.
*smiles* Don't worry, your secret is safe with me
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op):
budaatum:
Yesterday we explained to you man how you get your understanding about women from your fellow men. Today we will be educating you about Feminism, which is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes, though I advise you click on this link. We know you will misinterpret!

Of course you will advise we shun Feminism. You obviously know it is asking us to organise and fight for equal treatment and rights so you can not continue to oppress us as you have done for eons, so why would you stand by and allow us empower ourselves and bring you down to the level you deserve to be at, which is beneath our high heels? For you man know you are not the equal of woman. We are superior to you. Or do you think you have become like God and can create lifeforms as we can?

Of course, you will say, you have sperm. Oh and indeed you have sperm. But if I take my toto to down the road would you know it is not your sperm that bakes in my womb? Woe you stupid man! I really pity your demand. But I have no time for your scam. I will call the sisters to arms.

We are strong, sisters, We are strong. They claim different, but I repeat, we are strong. You may be just a girl now but I repeat it again, we are strong. And the men know that we are strong. Which is why they weaken us least we rise up and show them our strenght! Just see how for centuries they ensured we are weakened by depriving us of knowledge and education so they can lord they willy over us!

They marry and own lots of us. And their Gods say we must shut up. While they rule us with their priks! But look at the state they have made nations be with their wars and pandemics.
Or do tell, are they not rotten fruit?

They call us their mere rib. As if we do not know that while they slept their Lord God took them from between our legs and we fed them the tits on our chest. I mean, can it be made more obvious to you that the man came out of the wo[b]man[/b]? O how they have fed us lies!

They write a book with their hands. They lie that we are responsible for death! I mean, how much more evil can pigs who can't keep their eyes of our tits be, to claim woman who brings forth life from between our legs caused the death they accuse us of sin?

Well, Feminism says you must rise up. Just as we did when it was pleasant to the eyes, we must desire to make ourselves wise. And instead of letting them ruin the world, it is time for us to take charge. For men, we know, they live for the day while we live for the faith of our life. A life worth our living. So do consider our plight, and know that feminism is simply saying we are stronger when we unite!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/13175696_screenshot20210221220836_jpeg71e0f6071c3d8c3925ddc809fe8220ab

I have purposely left this shortish because long word is unnecessary for the wise woman. I will call on my mod sister Ishilove (she says I am tit obsessed, lol), to put this where it will be seen so pigs know where they belong. Just know that if it is left to me we will be Feminisuperiorwomen!

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[color=navy]You deserve an award for writing things people won't read. Well, I know you know the truth but you're just too emotional to accept it and I don't blame you, neither will I argue with you else my facts might get you emotionally broken.

So I respectfully withdraw. Take care.
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RomanceRe: We Just Met And She's Indirectly Asking For Money. How Do You Handle That Guys by Mikester: 12:47pm On Feb 26, 2021
Belafonte:
OP, give her the money. Not more than 5k.

Here's how you do it: tell her to come take it from your house. Probably a weekend or something. The idea is to fûck more than 5k from her vagina. If you don't have the stamina, I suggest you prime yourself using the usual methods. You must straff her not less than eight times in three days. Real gangster piping, not love making o. Let her earn her keep. Make sure you make her do as much perverted stuff as you can. Blowjobs, anãl, bring your friends over and ask that she services them. Ask o, no be by force o. If she refuses reduce her money. grin. Treat a hoe like a hoe. If she doesn't want to come or do, she should bye bye. Pûssy is everywhere, but money is not everywhere.

Don't feel bad she's an olosho . Take advantage of the situation. After all, you've given other babes more money than that. If na 10k you wan give am straff 20k comot for her body. You lose nothing.

She's obviously not long term material and doesn't like you like that. Learn to play this game well and you'll be a fulfilled and happy man.
and what if she has a disease, what should he do, how would he know?
CrimeRe: Lovers Found Dead In Their Apartment In Delta. Suicide Suspected (Photos) by Mikester: 12:30pm On Feb 26, 2021
I presume it happened this way

- Lady discovered the man was cheating
- Added the poison to his food
- While together, she opened up to him and how she poisoned him showing no remorse
- The man angered by her confession grabbed a knife and stabbed her
- The poison took effect before he could get help
- He died

Just guessing though
FamilyRe: Save Me From Entitled Inlaws by Mikester: 12:20pm On Feb 26, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Your problem is solved already from your write-up.
I'm here to give advice to future husbands.
Keep your extended family at arms length. Note I didn't just say inlaws. Family as a whole. E get why. Never get too close. If they call don't make it too long. Go straight to the point and end it. If you call go straight to the point. If na greet greet make you comot there. If you want send money just send and gboju. If they call to say thanks answer mechanically and hang up. Laugh when you need to laugh and be serious when you need to be. Don't be readily available. No dey go every family function. This includes birthdays,namings and weddings.Create a niche and put them there. Else you will be easily manipulated and once you're under their hold you can't get away from it. This brother was just lucky.
I learnt the hard way. I wash father in-law car set chair for party, arrange washing if plates,went on errands...lol. when I gbera I couldn't escape it. This brother is lucky . My experience cost me something of great value. But I learnt. And I hope you will.

And never forget, FAMILY PROBLEM NO DEY FINISH. Peace
Thanks for the heads up. It's beneficial to me
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op):
budaatum:
I think I'm going to stop now because I am getting emotional and feel like I will go and kick some mans ass but one last thing. You see that Messiah you all call Jesus Christ that you worship everyday? Dear sweet Mary put her tit inside his mouth and a brain inside his head, for though you may not know it, nay you most definitely do not know it

Questions are welcome.
[color=navy] We know. [/color]


AishaYesufu:
You had to mention those females to validate your claim.

Typical simp
[color=navy]As you as you master sarcasm, try understanding what the word "simp" mean too[/color]



unamamatoto:
simp
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op):
Sulele04:
Anything to leave the hood, anything to survive.
[color=navy] Hmm, hope you'll advise your sisters and indoctrinate your daughters this way too? tongue[/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op):
[color=navy] Cc Lalasticlala - Things ladies should know before 30 [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op):
powerhouse3:
Advising a lady to close leg and stop following bad guy is like taking a fish out of water and expecting it to live



A lady can close leg for what nairaland guys describe as 'SIMP',but truly ,can't close thier leg for them Bad boy, nairaland aka Alpha....



...mosdii,... what's your take on this


sapphire....what's the future saying?
[color=navy] Simps are shallow and dumb just as some bad boys are but the thing is that the bad boys exhibit attractive traits such as confidence, masculinity and self respect while the simps degrade themselves for validation which is disgusting to most ladies. Hence, their choice for bad boys but there is good news.

No matter how "bad" a guy is, women still love men who are intelligent, good looking, with ambition, confident, with status, respect, sense of humour, wealthy and taller than they are. They will drop these bad boys in a flash for a guy like that, even a guy with just about 5 of those qualities.

Isn't that right Ishilove, Pocohontas, Shortyyy, PrimadonnaO, pozehnani, cococandy, sapphire, budaatum, Elmiguel?
[/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op):
SmellySperm:
Nairaland babes left the group...
[color=navy] Nigerian girls, you have to love them grin[/color]

Sulele04:
Talking and doing it are different stories, Most of the points you wrote up there are easier said than done.
Simply because life is unpredictable, homies just do what you gats do mehn, put the work in and give it your all at the end of the day we will all be balling hard cool.
[color=navy] So what should they do in your learned opinion? [/color]
Nairaland GeneralThings Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op):
This is a sequel to my previous thread @ https://www.nairaland.com/6427941/things-every-guy-should-know for the ladies in the house.

Disclaimer : This isn't to bash women neither is it meant to surface gender war. I'm no expert on women affairs but quite well-informed. Thanks. Love from Mikester. cool

10 things ladies should know before 30.

1. Set your priorities straight

Women are more likely to view things from an emotional perspective than a logical one which in most cases make them to stick to some wrong choices consistently.

That's why every sensible and wise lady should know how to chase her needs before her wants and to ensure to stick to that decision. Know thy needs young woman. The woman who knows how to set her priorities straight gets her heart desires.

2. Don't be materialistic

Especially when you're broke. A materialistic broke lady will not be able to prioritise wisely thus she's bound to fall.

If you're a materialistic lady, you will always want to have a lot which you don't really need. You won't think twice before buying expensive things (bone straight hair, 60k dress, e.t.c.) but will find it very difficult to invest in yourself.

It is only a while before you eventually turn your head towards prostitution or other illegal means to sustain your extravagant lifestyle. If you want to be materialistic, then be rich.

3. Don't put your looks forward and your hygiene behind

Though some women prioritise their looks and hygiene, we still have some who do not really care because they somehow tend to believe that they will get admirers no matter what. They are the "take me as I am" crew but they fail to realise that for a lady, her body shape, quality and looks equates her self worth and will also determine the kind of men that will approach and cherish her.

Women, your body is your money, high value men prefer better looking and clean women. Don't neglect that.

4. Be busy with something

Though you're beautiful and have an attractive shape, you still need to engage in something. Don't be idle. Don't be a queen waiting on a king. Be a queen busy with her kingdom until her king arrives. Work and earn money and quit prostitution and idle living.

5. Do not depend on your man for everything

It's disgusting when a woman tends to rely on her man for everything even her basic needs. Women like this won't be kept around for long.

6. Shun feminism

Don't be a feminist in your home if you want to have a healthy marriage, that will be lying to yourself and anyone who wants to be happy and successful shouldn't lie to his or herself.

If you yearn for a successful and peaceful marriage, shun feminism as it is against it. Let feminism be for women who choose to be single.

Hate feminism till your last blood drops and you will enjoy a better marriage.

7. Hug feminity

Feminity is the power a woman have to get what she wants. Women who imitate men tend to be unhappy and ridiculed by society. Feminity aids a woman far beyond marriage as well.

A feminine woman is nice, humble and caring. The traits men love most in women. A man would rather fall for a feminine woman than a masculine woman because she makes him feel like a man the most and he'll be eager to give in to her desires more than the other.

Moreover, a woman can't change a man to favour her but her feminity can be a reason for him to change. Thus, she becomes happy and other women will see her as an inspiration.

8. Close your legs

Your body value determines the class of men that will approach you, the more you lose your value through sex, the more serious high value men will despise you. Men study women. Men are watching you and most men will rather choose a virgin whether primary or secondary over a slut. You know that. Deal with it.

Besides the fastest way for men to loose interest in you is by sleeping with you. When you give it to me today, Xenry tommorow, Slawormiir the day after and BadRadio the next week, you're just giving the impression that you have less or no value which lowers your chance of getting or keeping better men.

9. Stop chasing bad boys and scornful men

For God sake, chasing people will always put you at a loss. Consider a man who sells yam at the road and sees Uncle Lalasticlala driving by and chases after him with a tuber of yam, begging him on arrival to purchase the yam.

If the yam's original price was #1, 200, Uncle Lalasticlala will be at power to reduce the price to his own choice, perhaps as low as #500 which will make the man out of desperation to tender it to him leading to his sad loss BUT peradventure the man had opened a nice yam shop with an attractive display that lures people to it, he would sell at a much better price and may even find a better buyer.

Therefore my point is this, chasing people especially bad people will put you at a huge loss. You'll have to follow their own terms to be accepted and what do most guys require from ladies? You'll answer that yourself.

Besides studies have shown that being a bad boy is no longer perceived as cool. Chase a bad boy if you love to be taken advantage of.

As I said to the guys in my previous thread, so I'll say, Don't chase people man or woman, rather be yourself and invest in yourself more and the right people would come around you.

10. Invest in yourself

It will do you good and no evil. People who invest in themselves increase their value and are revered by society. Read more books than people's statuses. Look more attractive, engage in something, add to your cooking skills, be hygienic as though no one has ever be hygiene before. Invest in yourself today.

Hope I'm making sense


Courtsey - Mikester
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 8:27pm On Feb 24, 2021
Limassol:
Just a reminder: You must not reply everything people said at you. Sometimes its better you maintain silence and ignore their aggravating/hurtful words rather than try to prove a point which may be futile anyways. Silence as they say is golden.

And remember what Winston Churchill said?
Thanks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 4:24pm On Feb 24, 2021
Pegi23:
Lol I laugh. You pay bill��

Small boy will u keep quiet

You wanna eat pounded yam yesterday and you did is that one now news?..stop asking mommy and daddy for allowance you grown baby
*chuckles*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 10:30am On Feb 24, 2021
Pegi23:
I don't mean to be harsh oo but to me he should keep quiet
When he start working and living alone then he will know how the real world is.
Really? I'm independent, I pay my bills, fund myself and give to charity. Yesterday I felt like eating pounded yam and this morning I am and feeling good over here.

I'm not disrespectful, I only have a violent reaction towards stupid people. Do a favour to yourself, stop focusing on me being naive and focus more on you being truly matured. When you are wrong, admit it, when you are right, be quit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 10:13am On Feb 24, 2021
Pegi23:
Else what? Small boy respect ur self joor
A real adult will be wise enough to prove her statements when necessary so as a "small boy" who proves his statements when necessary, that makes me smarter and more matured than you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 10:00am On Feb 24, 2021
OyinO:
haaaahaaaahaa!!! Peace be with you. Enjoy your time.
I will.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 9:51am On Feb 24, 2021
ekerensima:
boss na correct word you talk so, if the person nor show sign of repentance no need to reconcile

Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Mikester(op): 9:49am On Feb 24, 2021
OyinO:
Therefore, you call or refer to the person that chooses not to get married a failure simply because they didn't do what you did? You're digressing far from the subject matter. You said that sex has no profit and reward, therefore I think you trying to be successful by getting married for the sake of sex and procreation negates and contradicts your assertion. If sex has no profit or reward, why are you planning to get married?
You singlehandedly and subconsciously misconstrued my statement now you want me to reply you logically, thereby I humbly withdraw myself from engaging in these vain arguments with you. It seems you find it difficult to comprehend statements.

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