₦airaland Forum

fieryy:
Before nko? Who else will take you? Lmaooo

Lmao. I see you are also in Deutschland. Come and say it to my face

This is a newspaper article. Of course, they are not going to quote all centres or research like a scientific study but I do understand your point that there needs to be a definite study. But I agree with the study.

I'm also sure many heads will be rolling if Nigerian men decide to conduct DNA tests on their firstborns, especially those that married because of the said pregnancy.

fieryy:
Really? Your "statistics" is based on what someone posted on Twitter and what another said, with no proof to how the study was made, which countries were involved, who analyzed it and what it was based on?

Somehow you chose to ignore vitually the others and just focus on the "Twitter statistic"

You deliberately chose to ignore the Nigerian centre which says at least one of four DNA test conducted at its premises turns out negative.

You chose to ignore the "Durex study" which suggested Nigerian women as the most unfaithful wives. You chose to ignore the Forensic geneticist as well as that one from LASUTH.


Please don't take my post as an attack on Nigerian women. I'd gladly take them over the many other women out there. But with the things I know and I've seen, I'd be damned if I don't do a DNA test on my supposed kids BEFORE they are born.

fieryy:
Can I have the link to the statistics please?

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2018/11/08/why-paternity-fraud-in-nigeria-is-second-highest-globally/?amp

https://www.africanexponent.com/post/9156-there-are-reports-claiming-nigeria-has-the-second-highest-rate-of-paternity-fraud-in-the-world

3 in 10 Nigerian kids do not belong to their supposed Fathers.

stepone:
Am sure you don't live in yaba. Also sure you can't see a land not to talk of property for 30m in yaba.

Lol. what is Yaba? The new Ikeja GRA or Lekki Phase 1? I don't need to live in Yaba, I spent a large chunk of
my life at its close cousin, Surulere.

You're only speaking as a property agent, a part of those I blame for the unnecessary inflation of properties in Lagos; Same way someone was advertising a half-plot of land at Abule Egba for 25M.

The Irony of your words though; given that you yourself on Nairaland advertised for sale a full plot of land at Sabo, Yaba for 23.5M. Perhaps unbeknownst to me, they have moved the Lagos state Capital to Yaba for land to not simply be less than 30M in the time between your advert and now.

I'm sure the 5 year lease at 4M per annum will BUY a 600sqm land in Yaba

There is nothing you can do. You just have to wait until the said booklets are available.

This is Nigeria for you. In my case, I had to wait for over 6 weeks back then in Abeokuta.

Soleye24:
Though have never traveled out but with the little experience I have had here i think i can advice u. The best is to apply for msc in Germany. Tuition is free there, once u gain admission, u open block account of 3.3m. Bro Germany made it easy that u can apply for family union. There u can live peacefully with ur family. Bro, my thinking everyday is to travel to Germany na the block account dey bring me to reality.

Obviously, you have never travelled out nor even experienced life in Germany, else you wouldn't tell him to come to Germany on a student visa.

One thing I can tell Op is that, if you ever come to Germany on a student visa, forget about that amount you send home monthly. Also forget about bringing your family, else they are going to be a very big big liability.

slimyem:
Na so them go dey deceive us with "happy family" pictures meanwhile fire go dey burn under cloth..
#Oba oke is watching. #

Are you a wizard?

MiaB:
Of course your skin would glow when there's money to treat and maintain it

This one is only covered by makeup. I think you need to see the no makeup pic she shared sometimes ago.

Very disgusting.

You can be well assured our framework for morality is not based on a fictitious book which encourages slavery and commands the murder of innocent men, women and children.

BossNation:
Hello guys;
I've been using condoms during intercourse for some couple of time now but I just met this girl and she's been celibate for months and I felt she's gonna be free from all sorts of infection so we had sex without condoms.
But to my surprise, 3 days ago I found out it was super difficult for me to urinate and yesterday I got ciprotab as recommended by a friend, But till this morning;
I still have this hot feeling whenever am urinating
something like a pus...very little discharge
and even sorry throat and am getting confused...
please guys based on experience what do you advice I do

From experience, most likely Gonorrhea. Can be cured easily with antibiotics.
Bad for you if left untreated for long.

But first, I'd advice you go for a test (should be 1k or less) to correctly diagnose you and determine the best antibiotics to use.

When you think it can't get any worse. Who will save us, the real Lagosians from the Tyranny of this Tinubu Empire.

Imagine newspapers who are not supposed to be partisan becoming the spokesmen of a political party. Just like they did with Ambode, they have started with the Lagos Police Commissioner.

The same "The nation" wrote an article months ago praising Edgal as seen by the opening sentence of the article linked below.

Imohimi Edgal, the police chief of Lagos State seems like an activist officer. If he weren’t a cop, he would probably be an agitator and crusader for social and societal upliftment. Hardball sees him leading the lines in street protests and issuing fiery releases in indignation of obdurate authorities trampling on civil rights

http://thenationonlineng.net/the-dilemma-of-mr-edgal/

For those talking about bribery or police desperation, did you miss the part where the suspects revealed the truck was offloaded in their presence?

Preciouserhabor:
Its possible to still do your nysc with the next batch (that's batch A)
And its also possible to get it done in some selected states and not be in camp for the entire 3weeks.

But it all depends on you.

But if you serious then i have to see you in person to discuss that fully with u.
But reach me on whatsapp 08105652232

I'll contact you.


Thank you for your responses

cc: Hier , Kanurii , DewNewToo

Philistine:
Why is the colour of her legs dark compared to that of her face?

Lol. Even her right hand is dark compared to her left hand.

sisisioge:
Where was that taken? How sad.

Where else than Xenophobic South Africa.

Ishilove:
Can a man just change overnight?
Madam let us hear his side of the story

God bless you.
Sounded like a one-sided report.

Please guys. I need help here.

- I graduated in 2015 but I was only Mobilized for NYSC in September 2016. By that time, I was no longer in Nigeria and didn't even bother to register. How do I go about it now? I can't even find my name again on the NYSC senate list.

- Secondly, on what grounds can someone be exempted from the 3 weeks orientation? Even if we have to do it the Nigerian way. I don't intend to spend more than a day or two in the NYSC camp due to my susceptibility to Malaria.



I would appreciate answers.


cc: DewNewToo , sitedolliz , Hier Kanurii hausadreturn

Duplex - Not Possible. Not with agents already hiking property prices in Lagos.

Bungalow - Possible.

Lekki* - None of the above.

But that depends on where you count as Lekki. Growing up, Jakande Estate where my grandparents lived was in Ajah, Now agents classify it as Lekki. They now claim places like Ajah, Sangotedo and even as far back as Abijo and Ibeju as Lekki to unsuspecting buyers.

If you also consider these places as Lekki, then it is possible.

omohz:
ahhh, and that's my Alma mater .

Which of the Alma Mater?

The guy was my classmate back at Golden Bells. We never crossed paths since we left though.

Too bad I am not in Nigeria at the moment. I'd have had him traced through his last known address and parents.

Originakalokalo:
You run away from God thinking you have escaped the punishment of hell.

Can you escape eternal damnation simply because you don't believe it exists?

If it exists, will your belief make hell not to exist?

You think you now have freedom.........

But you have been enslaved by the devil.

Some of you have tiny shreds of mercy hanging on you...

It is better you retrace your steps...

You theists never cease to amaze me.

How can someone supposedly reasonable come to preach to me about an also supposedly MERCIFUL god who is going to burn people in hell eternally ?

This same god could have just come down and end the confusion of the real religion amongst the many others and stop punishing innocent people simply because of who and where they are born.

I mean, this same supposedly merciful god in a supposedly written holy book sent a supposed king called Saul to go murder innocent women, men and children. As SUPPOSEDLY MERCIFUL as he is, he still punished SAUL for SPARING some Innocent lives and not destroying them all completely.
How you read this same book and sleep peacefully at night is a mystery.


I don't know what tribe you are from but I'm sure that if the Ibadan army hasn't regrouped to send the Muslim (TERRORISTS) Jihadists outside of Yorubaland or the same Islamic terrorists/jihadists (like the Dothrakis) had been able to successfully cross the River Niger before the Missionaries came with their Slavery, you will definitely be here shouting Allahu Akbar up and down.

There is nothing strange about this.

It is called a Guitarfish

I had something similar in late October. Started small but also growing but slowly.

I finally went to the hospital here in Germany. I was told it was an infection and had surgery to have it removed (Yes, Surgery). After the surgery, I signed myself out of the hospital same day against the doctor's advice.

But three weeks later, I had 3 lumps growing back in the same area. I went to the hospital this time again, decided against surgery and had the top spots opened up. I also used the drugs given to me.

Now, I'm free. But the doctors would not tell me how I got the infection. So I have stopped using the new roll-on I bought as well as not having my armpits since then.

I hope this helps you. Go the hospital.

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thankgodeboh:
Hi Millie!

I sent you an email request. Please do respond to it.

Thanks.

Please let's talk here. I am unable to access my Nairaland email.

But if it's about the scholarship offer, it's not available for now. I don't currently have the time to dedicate to it.

Godson201333:
I also live in Germany.Many of you guys came here with false informations.There are Nigerians doing good in Germany and not all of them are doing Unskilled Labour..What do you expect in a country that you cannot speak and write their Language nor have some of their culture.Everybody knows that Germany is still a little bit conservative like Scandinavia countries and that Nigerian degrees aren't valuable.Hence many of the guys doing masters here would always have problem.The few ones that got lucky after doing Masters here were good at software developing or programming.There some courses that aren't marketable in Germany.There are still Opportunities for those ones that are prepared and ready to grab them.

For the ones that migrated out of Nigeria with wrong impression about Abroad,You will always see them lamenting.Migration and integrating yourself into another Man society is not a day job.You should be ready to work your ass off.According to Eu labour law,Third world Nationals should always be employers last option.If you as a Third world citizen knows this fact,Then you should be ready to work harder so that you can find into competition

There are other opportunities in the EU, just that your residence permit status determine how you gonna grab those opportunities.Each country have law and you shouldn't expect the law to favour you more than their own citizen!!

What does not work for Mr A might work for Mr B,You guys should stop spreading false news !! If anyone of you want to live large, Go back home, break a bank and live large..Oyinbo designed their country for comfort and not for show off.

Perhaps you could point out the wrong statements in the whole thread. You started as if we made false statements yet subconsciously agreed with whatever we are saying.

chineji:
Migrate to where. Italians don't even need a visa to leave their country to any other developed nation.

So a Nigerian moving to Ghana ie not Migration or what? Someone needs to define migration to you. Definitely not me.

It's understandable now when you say you don't see smart and beautiful Nigerian women. Coulomb's law states that "Like charges attract, and unlike charges repel".

justwise:
Europe is not for people like you honestly, to live comfortably in Europe you have to be financially responsible, buying a car is not a necessity when you have good transport network system, renting 3 bedroom flat as a single person is just waste of money.

Car and bigger accommodation are necessary when you are married with kids

You are right. It is financially irresponsible as a single person.

chineji:
The Nigerians there should all come back to Nigeria then since Nigeria is better than Italy. Any Nigerian abroad who is advising a fellow Nigerian or African to remain in Africa is more wicked than the devil. Op even the politicians in Nigeria all have foreign passports. They give birth to their kids abroad and yet they tell the commoners to believe in Nigeria. Believe in what. You are bright and young leave ASAP. I finished school and no job in this shithole called Nigeria. To run a business or raise funding in this hellhole is as hard as rocks yet I kept on working and believing in the continent. We have suffered so much that we see abnormal as normal. Op flee if you can flee.

Please don't pour your frustrations on me. I'm not responsible for whatever challenges you are facing. We all have ours. Direct your anger to the politicians who have the foreign passport you are screaming about.

My advice is to the Op. May I remind you that the Op is not searching for a job nor seeking funding for a business. He is earning 500k in a good organization. Telling him to seek advice from those who have PROPER EXPERIENCES and knowledge about the life and work situation is not and should not be a crime. He is not migrating to the USA to go and feed on good roads, fast trains or drink the blue sea.

At least if he should seek one, not from those suffering from inferiority complex.

"I used to think it was impossible for women to be interesting and funny but white women proved me so wrong". says a lot about you, your lifestyles and the people you surround yourself with.

Not only is that comment an insult to my mother and the thousands of Beautiful and Intelligent Nigerian women I have studied, worked and interacted with, it is an insult to the many black people who have fought and sacrificed their lives to correct this kind of stupid notion that is now coming from a supposed black man.

I mean, of all women in the world, Italian women. If they were well read and know absolutely everything, they will first of all know that Africa is a continent and not a country.

Mcowubaba:
Interesting, would be happy if you can explain further (maybe in private)
I agree with everything you have said, though there are still Nigerians with even more than 3 bedroom and a car,
Some have even more than 1 house and car

though the are certainly in the minority

The minority must have been so small for me not to have met any

I'm happy to. That's if you are have some knowledge or interest in Agri-food production and processing.