₦airaland Forum

genq:
Gestational age of pregnancy is usually calculated from last menstrual period and not day of conception .. which would add a few weeks to the actual date the seed was sown

That being said, the chances of conception happening on the same week of marriage is very slim.

So its either; your wife is extremely fertile and took in immediately
Or

Yes, you are right. I'm no medical doctor and he might be the owner but it's all doubtful. Ovulation is on average usually on the 14th day (+ or - 2days), equals to two weeks. And I think the Op could help himself if he could recollect when his bride had the first menstrual period in their marriage.

BTW, Mr Quintuple , have you heard about Prenatal DNA. Please do so if you are doubtful

make sure you don't turn yourself to houseboy catering for all her needs during pregnancy only to find out the kid aint yours. Nigerian women of nowadays, fear dem.

Not just Nigerian women but women in general. With what I have seen, heard, as well as personal experience, I would be damned if I don't conduct DNA tests before and after the birth of a baby projected to be mine.

LuciferChristi:
Afonjas will never cease to amaze

Xanax and Prozac,

Two tablets each, to be taken three times daily.

DiDeBee:
No na... Sometimes I need dat home treat...like when I got ill and needed some one to cook and stuffs...Remember this is some one I intend to settle with so such boundaries shudnt be encouraged.

Please remember this is still a relationship and she is not yet married to you.

Of course we know how we do it but I don't think there is any sane parent that would allow her daughter go spend a week in a man she is not married to or even engaged to be married to.

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Location is surely Northern Nigeria, most likely Borno or Yobe.

I'll rather starve to death than accept a job offer anywhere in Northern Nigeria (Apart from Abuja) where you are surrounded by uneducated morons and religious fanatics who cannot eschew from violence.

I remember the 4 harrowing days I spent in Nasarawa. It felt like being right in the heart or Sambisa forest.

dingbang:
Well most times the answer I give to people on such issues is this, would you do the same thing if the tables were turned? You had a flight to board and you missed it cuz he forgot to wake you up? How would you react to it?

What nonsense are you saying? Did you even bother to read the post before typing out this garbage.


@ Poster Ellekonrad , I am a bit confused here. I'll assume you are German since your location says Germany. I live in Germany also and I have never known German women to be so docile unless they are mud******.

Anyway, to your post. There is nothing cultural in everything you wrote there. And honestly, these are precedents for disaster.

My ex once deliberately watched me sleep enough to miss my flight to Dortmund, and I don't remember having to slap or discipline her like your man said it is culturally done.

Where did you read that this stuff is normal?

Princessmkpafi:
Thanks! There was no help from his people, friends, none, the girl helped him used to sen him Money ,bought things for just for him to be happy now his calling the girl Prostitute, she is empty, no certificate, that his going for another girl, that the girl can't get the job from him. That he will pay the girl off.

Well, I feel you are the girl.

Anyway, your story is half complete. A man cannot just wake up and start calling his woman a prostitute without reason. Also, for him to even consider paying you off while you're considering withdrawing his appointment shows you've been using the job gotten for him as a blackmail tool.

Oh, and BTW, a Federal appointment is not the same as a private appointment. This means the man who helped him get the job cannot withdraw his appointment.

Nigerian agents will never be truthful for once.

How can you say MMA and Computer village are in the same region as Alagbado when they are both more than an hour drive away.

10,000 naira Business Loan

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How much are you selling.

And what did you use the account for?

1.1M?
I can't buy it at 100k sef.

Focusenlarger:
Good evening, I am in a dilemma. I would be so grateful if you all can help me. Can a Nigerian without no certificate work in Kenya. The person understands their language. the person needs a job as he was duped. Something he can do to raise money and come back to naija. Pls I will be waiting for your response ...

No.

A Nigerian is not allowed to work in Kenya without a work permit. You cannot get a work permit without a sponsorship which requires you to have a job. Your employer will be the one to sponsor you and it is almost impossible without a degree or a certificate.

If you need funds to travel back home, contact the Red Cross, the Kenya Ministry of Interior, the Nigerian embassy, UNHCR etc. I'm sure any of these organizations will help repatriate you.

I need someone to help me design a website.

The template has been set. The about page and the contact page has been done. Just remaining the front page and the search page.

Edited: I already chose the first person to drop the contact. Sorry to those who PM-ed me first, you didn't reply the email soon enough.

Nobody scammed them. They came here with the intention of settling down or moving to another EU country and use the fan ID as an opportunity.

They have seen its not easy and survival is hard. Nigerians are fond of lying about why they are stranded in a foreign country.

The background looks like Milan Lampugnano.

This is a place of reference I used to advice people who are planning to migrate illegally. So many frustrated, depressed and suicidal illegal migrants who have seen the reality on ground in Italy and looking to sneak into those buses to go to Germany or France.

chyy5:
I am considering travelling to Germany for msc but on the other hands I Dont just want to finish msc there and come back to Nigeria. I have friends with foreign msc yet no job.
Is there any possibility of landing a job in Germany after msc which I think can facilitate my visa extension.
Your suggestions will help my decisions.

To be honest with you, it depends on what you call a job. To some Nigerians in Germany, a job could mean doing some cleaning jobs, moving jobs, logistics jobs or even restaurant jobs at places like McDonalds. But to others like me, a job after study means a professional job.

The situation is almost the same as in Nigeria. And it's even much more harder considering that you're Black (I'm sure you know there are racial discrimination in the European job markets) and the fact that you may not yet be proficient in German. And not only will you be competing against Germans and other foreign students in Germany, you will also be competing against other EU citizens who most likely are proficient in English, German and another European language.

There are many Nigerians here who have been forced by the situation to re-enrol in school for another Masters or even a PhD, those who have had to marry to legalise their stay due to the expiry of their 18 months after study permit, and there are also those who have been lucky enough to get a job immediately after graduating.

So in essence, it's difficult but not impossible.

GavelSlam:
To be fair, it's not compulsory.

You can come home and set up a business and nobody would bother you.

Heck you can come home and join your father's business and nobody would bother you either.

Indeed you can come home and join any corporation as long as it is privately owned and no one would bother you.

It only become a problem when a privately owned organisation requests for it as part of their patriotic act that it become a problem to you.

If you forge it then you are in trouble.

For government agencies, it is compulsory.

That's the problem.

I'm not coming home to start a business and my father does not have a business of his own.

I work with an NGO, and contemplating requesting a transfer back home. That's why I am asking because I don't want to shoot myself in the shoe.

TRUTHTOPOWER:
It is mandatory for graduates of universities and polytechnics under the age of 30. Employment or no employment.

Discharge Certificate or Exemption certificate is just a condition for employment.

Thank you for the answer.

So what advice would you have for someone who already works for an international NGO, has not done the NYSC and wants to be transferred to Nigeria.

Called up back then, posted to Northern Nigeria and refused to go for security reasons as an outspoken atheist.

I have a question of my own.

Is NYSC mandatory for a foreign graduate who is on an "INTERNATIONAL CONTRACT" in an NGO in Nigeria?

Is it also mandatory for a similar person, but with a local contract in an NGO.

I'm asking because according to premiumtimes, NYSC is mandatory for employment in public and private sectors in Nigeria and an NGO does not conform to any of both categories.

I would appreciate an honest reply.

cc: TRUTHTOPOWER

Does anyone have any idea about the salary.

They are asking for work experience abroad. Maybe the salary is tempting enough to bring me back home.

overdrive:
How can this girl be 16 for crying out loud huh

Grown body with Make up on.

Her face would have given her away but these "underaged whites" have mastered the art of using makeup to appear older.

Lazy blogger just went ahead to copy and paste a US post.

Are we Americans? So why should we bother about snacks on "American grocery shelves".


Reported.

tayooluwole:
I may be wrong bro but this is what i am feeling

I wonder what sort of stupid thinking this is.

You don't have money to feed yourself, now you want to add two more mouths or possibly more. To do what actually?

izzou , please stop calling this one a man. He is still thinking like a new born. I hate stupid and dumb boys like this. Imagine someone without a source of income wanting to bring babies to the world.

I believe it is a relationship.

And not a "Poverty Alleviation Program".

justwise:
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You started this thread for all wrong reasons, this has nothing to do with white superiority conditioning/inferiority.

The recent killing and mop attack in London is high for a fact but its not usually like that.

You also have to remember that all these crimes are committed by young blacks men.

You can't compare recent crime rate in London to what happens in many cities in Nigeria

He is not comparing London to "many cities in Nigeria". I believe he specifically mentioned 5 places in Nigeria and a parameter, the crime rate (security) of which he is 100% correct.

The killings and Moped attacks may not be "usually like that" but it still shows London is less safe than Ikoyi or Victoria Island. I could also argue based on your defense that Maiduguri is a safe city since terror attacks were also "usually not like that" and the killings are high for a fact.

I haven't lived in Maitama while I have only been to Asokoro thrice. But I schooled in VI, Worked at Ikoyi and yes, Lekki is my hometown (Yes, hometown. Don't be surprised ). So I can speak for these places.

I live in Germany and I have been to London a couple of times, and I can boldly say that in terms of Security (crime), these 3 areas are much better than London, Paris and Frankfurt.

MissRaine69:
I take it you sir you are in top physical shape six pack the lot yes? I am more than happy to understand a guy who throws shade and expects a certain look when he is potbelly free and void of any physical flaws.
The worse ones are the guys who harp on about how thier wives have a post baby belly ......

Pardon me ma. I'll rather not talk about my own physique.
You wouldn't be able to verify them either way.

But do I have a potbelly? Hell NO. That's one of my greatest fears in life

Do I consider a protruding stomach on a non-pregnant woman repulsive, gross, disgusting, obnoxious and appalling? Unfortunately, YES.

I can understand a post-baby stomach but I find it distasteful for a single lady. Are they in competition with Pregnant women?

darlenese:
will u remain perfect forever

sonething tells me u have a knock knee

I'm not asking women to be perfect. I am only asking them not to have a protruding stomach.

Nowadays, it's even hard to differentiate between a normal woman and a pregnant woman when almost all of them walk around with a flabby stomach.

And No, I don't have a knock knee.

ChiefAzubuike:
A man who complains about any physical feature of a woman isn't fit to be called a man.

Hypocrisy.

But a woman is allowed to do same about a man