₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
I am also sorry BRO.

kk, it's just one of those normal things and moreover we re guys,so I bear no grudge against u. Tk care and ve a nice day....

yarimo:
let me pretend as if I don't no that you are a BIG fOOl

It's kk now,I don't mean any quarrel,I just threw those banters without actually meaning them,i am so so sorry if they got u on the wrong side kk.

yarimo:
kikakihuhuha you just make me to be laughing in your local village language

E pain u Desist from making comments with no meanings because it says a lot about u.. Heed this advice OK.So how re u??....I hope u re gonna take this piece?It will do u some good... Tk care and ve a nice day..

yarimo:
keep on fooling your self in your village.

Huh, Eranko like u....

Masikay:

Are u scared already?

And she in return will get u a "shimi " kind of singlet na ,equation balanced, kikiki.Shikena....

Smellymouth:
First of all, we know say na you get the babe..

Secondly, once I start hearing ==> "Harder,Deeper,faster, Dig me deeper( You be oil well? ), scatter the punnay,tear me, Don't stop" etc, I know it's my inner spirit ministering to me to flee..

Ogbeni, no matter how you facck babe reach, dem nor dey give medal..

If you want 10 rounds per day, go act blue film..

Something must kill a man, but Gbenshing kanut kill me..

Receive sense bruh..

U and ur numerous memes, for every topic u ve a corresponding meme....

Really, there was this story about a woman who built a house without the husband's knowledge with some of the finances she got from time to time from the husband,and was able to erect the house finally.

After sometime man was convinced by the wife on the need to move to a much bigger and better apartment since the family was growing as well, and the man obliges her.

Some few years later, the man lost his job and things became difficult to the extent that paying the rent became a problem, at times the man had to beg friends and relatives for help before he could pay.

A sane mind and woman would ordinarily open up to the man the truth abt the house bt she didn't and kept mute, she still collected the rentage and claims to pay the landlord on each occasion,she was able to get away with it for some years without the man suspecting any foul play until the bubble finally bursts,.


The man was downcasted, distraughted and nonplussed on discovering and there was nothing he could do bcoz they already had grown up kids.

@ op, if it were u, wat would u ve done? ..The heart of some women is an abyss.,one has to be very careful by then u still can't be too careful.....

This bill is dead on arrival, It is as sure as death..

yarimo:
You are confused instead of you to go out and confirm what is happening and take pictures and videos , you are here opening thread nairalanders should help you. As if what you are scared for nairalanders are not scared for. Smh

Who is this simpleton, eh... ??

What kind of people re we? We neva learn from our mistakes, after making a mistake that would last 4 or 7 years to correct, we re back to square one and we still don't mind campaigning for these useless mofos and vermins who put us in this abyss and whose only hobby is looting our Commonwealth.....

idupaul:
All women do jare..Just open your eyes every woman no matter how nice and homely must always drop hints that makes a man become materialistic...There is a way your wife sef will be too good to you you will want to be corrupt so you can spoil her ..I know what I am saying ooo

Mr.Idu,u neva dissapoint me with ur views except just once and u know that very topic where we were like two opposite ends of a pole. ....... That being said,I don't know how most people see life even with so many examples abounding,women are a materialistic lot,even with the ones that look calm and unambitious, they all like to be spoiled silly by their men....

Abi Woman neva tell u say see wetin ur mates dey do b4?

idupaul:
Nigerians and their opinion about a Fabric called camouflage..so so funny

Don't mind them, ordinary material like Fela said... At a time some boots were even included in the list of supposed military items that bloody civilians were prohibited from wearing.

Camos re everywhere in advanced countries. The late Tupac Shakur once said : the camouflage worn by those guys that shot me 5 times in New York showed they were from a particular hood in New York,this may therefore mean that every area or hood has wat makes its camo stand out or identifiable and this was even in 95 then how much more now?

We attach too much importance to inanities..

Seun360:
Mtn championed the imminent proposed data hike, that's the reason they quickly sent out sms in respect to that effect.

I always knew it was a case of the hand of Esau and voice of Jacob wen N. C. C proposed a hike in data pricing even with all the rhetorics and denials of Telecom operators not being complicit in the sham.But with this coming from M. T. N, our fears re confirmed.

GossipHeart:


Innocent people

Please, release them

Those hungry guys in that picture are not kidnappers, they can't even kidnap a goat

Thanks for speaking my mind, these hungry looking guys might actually be innocent. Although the degree of crime that a person can commit can definitely not been seen by mere looking at the person's face bt because our police ve a notorious penchant for parading innocent people as suspects, reasonable people always think that the police manufacture culprits for crimes committed by criminals.

Esp wen the victims re powerful Nigerians or re well connected...


We can't forget in a hurry the drama that played out following the release of the Central Bank Governor's wife after a ransom had been paid, the police said no ransom was paid, they even claimed they tracked the kidnappers all by themselves,a claim that was later debunked by a group of local hunters.

If u swallow everything the police throw at u, then it means u re either not a Nigerian or u re simply ignorant......

Amelian:
Because the artists never imagined or even dream they will get to this level of having expensive cars..And also being sort out by very pretty sexy ladies. Mehn all these goodies is too. Much for them to comprehend, so they show. It off online.. Showing it off, soothes their frayed nerves and excited minds.

U nailed and killed it at the same time....

sarrki:
Who take her serious

She ruined our economy

Lai Lai she can't be our president

May be somewhere not naija

ERANKO and Epa duduru.....

I am very certain that the devil is a Nigerian and he also resides here too....

sarrki:
Gej is a millennium mistake

I pray that any country don't make that disastrous

mistake .

Don't u ever get tired?? Continue to support rubbish till u start to exist just as a bag of bones. Seems the hunger is still not severe enough or gotten to ur side yet. And by the time it does,u will be singing a different tune....

Nigerians re in anguish and writhing in pains after replacing a supposed mistake with a more grievous one....

rerhji:
if dis work out as planned.......I believe Nigeria can b great again

Great again because of rice production kwa? Continue..

idupaul:
Criteria for ranking assault rifles is a lot and aesthetics grabs the least .. Most people are just wowed by the cosmetic cladding of newer rifles and not their overall performance ..I have been a rifle enthusiast for many years and i havent still seen an Assault rifle ranking that the AK47 didn't top. We all love the Tavor for its looks but its actually just a close quarter combat carbine meant for door to door combat, in a real theatre they wont compare to an AK 47 in most yards

http://www.thetoptens.com/best-assault-rifles/

Thanks for the clarification, like I said I don't know much about guns bt I know the TAVOR rifle is also very good..... I just learnt something new altogether.

Kathmandu:
Ak47 is the best gun

An engineering student for that matter

Abeg, nor mind that guy, he proves to be a wiseacre and meanwhile he knows nothing,i ve seen his comments severally.Even though I am not a gun buff, I know AK -47 still can't be the most sophisticated, reason being that it was first produced a long time ago and with the advancement made every now and then in researches in military stuff, I doubt if it will still be high up there.

I even believe that the TAVOR range of assualt rifles mostly used by our D. S. S operatives re more balanced than the AK - 47.

midehi2:
very uncalled for

So much called for, ok!

The most frightening to me right now is IRAN'S sudden silence after huffing and puffing. Given their antecedents to cause unrest in areas where there is schism between Shites and Sunnis,i think they re up-to something very sinister and crazy.

And what does this moronic fellow know abt borrowing and credit worthiness? Him think say na politics or betrayal dem dey talk now?

aaronson:
Here is the easiest way to legally own a gun in Nigeria.

There is a military training for interested people who wish to be affiliated with the Army and the training runs for about 6 month. Upon the completion of that training, you can be identified as a military man but without camo, you would only have the I D and certificate for attendance which of course you would legally liable to own a gun since you a man of the law. How do I know?

A lecturer I know did exactly just that.

And how do u apply?

superstarDikk:
Look at the picture again them come back and comment

My bad, I didn't know much abt this man before now,and only did a quick check on him after reading ur comment t, I made the comment based on just the knowledge I ve of the the ways of an average politician in Nigeria.I know u definitely would agree with me that I wasn't wrong in my assumption.

ENZOSCIFO1:
Checkout the profile of the man and cover your face in shame. The man is no politician . Ignorance like!

And who is he Mr. man? since u know all the faces around the seat of power.

duduade:
And you still wasting our resources... See the pompous reply.... Even after 15 months!!!!

I dey tell u, u know wat? It means that Nigerians can all go to blazes for all he cares, I am not surprised a bit anyway because this is just their way. May God come and deliver us from this "one chance" government we got engaged with.