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FamilyRe: Fact About Marriage by MRBrownJ: 7:00pm On Mar 10, 2016
fmniky:
Reason why other women look attractive is because someone is taking good care of them.
NONSENSE!!!! some single women do look good while no one (but their parents) is watering their garden. btw, if you believe the above rubbish you wrote then you would have never approached your wife, unless you do believe that she was "ugly" until the day she met you.... highly laughable!!!

Grass is always green where it is watered.instead of drooling over the green grass on the fence,work on yours and water it regularly.
NONSENSE AGAIN!!!! there will always be more beautiful/sexy women out there (wether single or not), and there is NOTHING wrong with a man looking at these women, so long as he doesnt do the wrong thing. expecting a man to pretend like that woman was ugly is stoopid, the catch is for this man NOT to stare at this beautiful/sexy woman in front of his partner. any woman who believes that their husband should NOT look at a beautiful woman (apart from them) are deluded!!!!

A successful marriage requires honesty,commitment and selfless love and Jesus at d center of it all.
[s]Pray for your spouse everyday .in the morning.afternoon and evening.[/s]
beware of friend. friend can build or break your marriage choose them wisely.
Marriage works when both husband and wife work together as a team to build their marriage.
[s]Dont let the Devil use your tongue to kill your spouses image ,self-confidence and aspirations
Let God use your tongue to build up your marriage and bless and praise your spouse.
[/s]
FIXED!!!!

Beware of marital Advice from single people.
beware of marital advices from ANYONE (wether single or married) and instead use your BRAIN and COMMON SENSE.
anyone who believes that a married person will automatically give the best advice is plain crazy.
RomanceRe: Confuse And In Distress . Pls Advice ! by MRBrownJ: 6:43pm On Mar 10, 2016
bro, the minute she told you that she "almost" got fukced by someone when you guys broke up, should have been your cue that this babe dont give a fukc about you any longer, and you are just a way to get by. your r/ship will never be the same and you might as well dump this deceitful woman.
RomanceRe: Never Miss A Girl With The Folowing Qualities(photos) by MRBrownJ: 6:36pm On Mar 10, 2016
"when a girl say sorry even though it is not her fault"

what kind of man wants such low self esteem weak woman in their lives?! only a deluded man would want his woman to say that she is sorry for something that she hasnt done.... thats not only stoopid but also crazy!!
PoliticsRe: UK Police Maltreating A Nigerian."don't Handcuff Me, I'm Not A Criminal!" by MRBrownJ: 6:18pm On Mar 10, 2016
the authority are telling this man to get down on the floor, he didnt comply and rightly got what he deserved... police officers dont walk up to total strangers in the subway, try to arrest that man, and ask him to get down on the floor, FOR NO DAMN REASON

the simple fact that they were trying to arrest him means that something must have happened, and since they were in a subway station, he MUST BE handcuffed for his/their and the public's safety.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Narrowly Escapes Death Sentence In Malaysia Photo by MRBrownJ: 6:10pm On Mar 10, 2016
may he rot in hell (aka Malaysian jail)
CrimeRe: US Most Wanted Drug Lord El-chapo Guzman Break Out Of Prison The 3rd Time by MRBrownJ:
some NLers are so dumb and will just believe (and spread) any kind of BULLSH1T they read online, while a simple Google search would have shown all the above posters that Guzman NEVER escaped a 3rd time and he is still in police custody in Mexico, waiting to be extradited to the US.

such news came from fake news websites that are all over the internet, and the link from the OP is one of such site... they actually have these other "great" news on that same sites:
- Hillary Clinton Agrees To Release Her ‘Dick’ Measurements
- Bill Clinton Swears He Only Went To Voting Stations To “Pick Up Chicks”
- Manny Pacquiao Caught Performing 0ral Sex On A Donkey


i can only assume that a person must be HIGHLY STOOPID to remotely believe that any of these are true.

but hey, i dare ANYONE of you to show me "any" link (from a known news outlet) that he escaped a 3rd time.
FamilyRe: I Don't Know What To Do. by MRBrownJ: 5:41pm On Mar 10, 2016
mama should repay the money or accept the consequences of her silly action
RomanceRe: Does Anyone Else Feel This Way by MRBrownJ: 5:34pm On Mar 10, 2016
@theoptimist298

as much as its better to be single than with the wrong person, only a very sad/lost/miserable person would believe that its better to be single than with a CARING/LOVING/UNDERSTANDING/SUPPORTING/RESPECTFUL/TRUSTWORTHY partner. it is each and everyone of us duty to find such person, and never stop searching until we do. giving up and deciding to be single for the rest of your life is the cheapest/laziest way out for miserable people.

yes, there are bad relationships/people out there but that shouldnt be a reason to believe that they ALL are like that.... comparing being single with "bad" r/ship would be like me saying that its better to be poor because when i became rich people tried to kidnap me and my wife tried to kill me for the inheritance... NONSENSE!!

the important question here IS: which of these following do you think is best: life as a single person without love OR life with a partner who genuinely loves and cares for you?
CelebritiesRe: Why You Should Never Pressure Your Boyfriend Into Marrying You by MRBrownJ: 5:13pm On Mar 10, 2016
udemzeus:
Most times, desperate women seeking to have rings on their fingers give excuses such as 'they are getting old' and 'the biological clock ticking' as reasons for pressuring their men into marriage.

http://www.gist24.com.ng/2016/03/why-you-should-never-pressure-your.html
these funny excuses (although they make no damn sense to us men) are valid to these "desperate to marry" women..
RomanceRe: What Are He Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Fiancee by MRBrownJ:
Sasuwa:
am in a relationship but and want to know my position.
the only difference between a gf and a fiancee is that "promise to marry her" that a man will give her. from that day forth, that woman will look forward (and make plans) for that promise to be fulfilled.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 10 Benefits Of Being Single.. by MRBrownJ: 8:17am On Mar 10, 2016
but then there are equally just as much (if not much more) benefits from being in a loving and rewarding r/ship
PropertiesRe: The Outrageous Electricity Bill I Got For A Two Bedrooms Flat by MRBrownJ: 1:32am On Mar 10, 2016
RevDesm0ndJuju:
NL is not a classroom
Next time comment on issues you know of
that was a suggestion (as i did write "maybe"wink, but thanks for the advice professor
PropertiesRe: The Outrageous Electricity Bill I Got For A Two Bedrooms Flat by MRBrownJ: 1:23am On Mar 10, 2016
lolzzzz:
how possible is this? They give all of us estimated bills, we have no metres.
oh sorry my bad, i thought you had a meter.

RevDesm0ndJuju:
You dull no be small

Mumu do you know what estimated bill means?
guilty as charged... but instead of putting me down, telling me how it actually does work would have been more productive for the 2 of us.
PropertiesRe: The Outrageous Electricity Bill I Got For A Two Bedrooms Flat by MRBrownJ: 1:04am On Mar 10, 2016
lolzzzz:
I'm not connected to any flat, I spoke to the marketing manager about the bill, because I was paying it before now but he swore not to reduce it so I stopped paying. I will just allow my rent expire then relocate. God knows I won't pay this shiit
no, i meant maybe someone is getting THEIR electricity from YOUR electricity supply
Music/RadioRe: Your Favourite Track On 'the Life Of Pablo' By Kanye West by MRBrownJ: 1:01am On Mar 10, 2016
listening to it for about 2/3 days on and off and it hasnt really gotten anywhere on me yet, to the point where i will say its the bomb (i had to 1st remove all the interludes and accapella tracks).... maybe i was just expecting way too much from this "former" producing genius.
although some of the beats are fantastic, when it comes to the whole songs, so far FACTS, 30HRS, FATHER STRETCH and FAMOUS are getting higher play time, while WAVES, REAL FRIENDS, NO PARTIES IN LA are slowly getting there, but some of these tracks are just way too short!
PropertiesRe: The Outrageous Electricity Bill I Got For A Two Bedrooms Flat by MRBrownJ: 12:46am On Mar 10, 2016
lolzzzz:
Abeg ooo, I was complaining that my initial bill of six thousands plus was to much now it's over ten thousand for a two bedroom flat. Bear it in mind that I don't have AC oooo and I'm living alone. I come back home around 7pm from work, most times I don't get to use the electricity for 5hours per day.

I have no electric cooker, I only have a TV, home theatre (I don't even use it often), one pressing iron, decoder, microwave, small fridge and standing fans.

I stopped paying the 6k at a point, now it's ten thousand. EEDC must be joking.

This is extortion. Metre Nigerians or don't expect payment, estimated bill must stop, you cannot use us to complement your incompetence.

Them never born them well to come cut my light, na bottle I go take pursue them.

Mynd44 abeg do your job
maybe somebody's flat is hooked up to your electricity supply? but as the main source of that super high bill is the arrear, you should talk to them and ask these mad men which arrears they are writing about
RomanceRe: I Have Trashed More Kitty-cats Than Bill Gates Will Ever Dream Of by MRBrownJ:
bluskyee:
Na it's not desperation. It's called Variety....wherever you go...what ever site or forum you join always ensure you leave your trade mark before signing out that is the best way to roll....how can you be on this forum for than six months without tearing pussies...guy make I rush go work...I go school you later
by all means, allow ME to school you.... if your dikc game was ON POINT then you wouldnt need to desperately come on NL BEGGING total strangers for coochie, like a cheap biatch.... and instead these women (you "supposedly" fukc by the boatload) would be singing praises about your bedroom game to all their mates and whoever is willing to hear, and these biatches acquaintances would be banging at your door and contacting you, anyway they can, right this moment. helas, that is certainly NOT the case, so either your dikc game is VERY POOR or all the garbage you wrote on this thread is just the fruit of your wild imagination. either way, i do feel some sadness for men like you.

BTW: only a very deluded and clueless "DESPERATE FOR COOCHIE" type of man is willing to fukc just about any woman (fat/skinny/beautiful/ugly/old/stinky/dirty/nasty/diseased ridden etc) who will have his sorry aaaasss, and therefore comes on NL begging total strangers for cootie cat... and you have the audacity to call yourself a MAN?!

LIFE RULE #311: good dikc advertise its own self, without a single world.
RomanceRe: I Wanted To Marry Her But She Has A Baby. by MRBrownJ: 12:31am On Mar 08, 2016
hero01:
I have been dating this girl for 4years now, recently I discovered she has a baby for someone else.should I go ahead and marry her? am still single and searching.
so are you dating for 4 yrs OR single and searching?! if you indeed are single and searching then therefore this is THE reason why you certainly shouldnt marry this lady. you have no respect and dont value her.
RomanceRe: My Partner Lives In My Home - But No Financial Add by MRBrownJ: 12:19am On Mar 08, 2016
efficientleke:
thats why I said he doesn't have to contribute the bulk of it... part.. at least support her.. don't you spend money on your babe?.. it's the same thing naa..just that instead of wasting the money on shoes, makeup and all that.. she's using it to renovate her house
bwaaaaaaah! so now you want this man to pay for the repairs as a "gift".... and suddenly shoes, makeups etc are a waste of money?! highly laughable!!

offering a gift to a woman (because you believe that she deserves it) should solely be a man's decision, and HIS only. the minute he is forced/blackmailed into paying for something that he aint ready/willing to, then thats when there is something seriously wrong.

as i said, thats HER house, let her do what is needed or ask him to "loan" her the money so that she can do the repairs... but this man has absolutely NO OBLIGATIONS to spend 1000s of $$$ for repairs on a house that aint his. that is called "throwing money down the toilets"
RomanceRe: My Partner Lives In My Home - But No Financial Add by MRBrownJ: 11:55pm On Mar 07, 2016
efficientleke:
As far as he is working.. I feel he should contribute.. it's only fair... he doesn't have to provide the bulk of the money but at least he should suppprt..its only broke/stingy men that will say he shouldn't
bro, lets be real/smart for a minute... the owner of the house needs to make these repairs, nobody else. only a very stoopid man is going to spend thousands of $$$$ on repairing a house that aint his. that woman is his GIRLFRIEND, and nothing else, and if she seriously want her bf to pay for these repairs then let her marry him so that the money wont be spent on something that aint his, and could be taken away... or better yet, let it be written off as a loan so that the day it is over between them she can repay him all the money he would have thrown into repairing HER house.

this man should INVEST his money wherever he feels is best, and just because his gf house needs repairs is certainly not one of them.

men (and women) should think with their head instead of thinking with their asssses, and looking like donkeys the minute the r/ship is over.
CelebritiesRe: “i’m Single, I Need A Guy” – Toke Makinwa Declares.. ( For Single Guys Only) by MRBrownJ: 11:44pm On Mar 07, 2016
REAL TALK:
there must be something SERIOUSLY wrong with a "seemingly" good looking intelligent woman to come on social media looking (begging) for a man. there is a reason why all the men in her life are avoiding her like the plague, and i suggest she looks deeper into her life/lifestyle/actions/mentality etc to figure out what it is about HER that is so foul!!!
RomanceRe: Is She Playing Hard To Get? by MRBrownJ: 11:43pm On Mar 07, 2016
i really dont understand men of today... a woman is telling you that she doesnt want to date you because she is already in a r/ship, and the 1st question that comes to your mind is that she is playing hard to get?!?!
RomanceRe: My Partner Lives In My Home - But No Financial Add by MRBrownJ: 11:33pm On Mar 07, 2016
HELLLL NOOOOOO!!!!
why should he pay for the renovations for a house that aint his or that his children wont inherit?! thats your house and as long as he pays for common bills etc, he has NO obligations to fork for the renovations. thats YOUR shiit, not his.
CrimeRe: Graphic Photo: See What Close Friend Did To Her by MRBrownJ: 11:21pm On Mar 07, 2016
i dont see anyone in this pictures who is mad or upset, they are both smiling and enjoying what is happening!
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Nude Pics by MRBrownJ: 10:58pm On Mar 07, 2016
when someone has absolutely NO TALENT then they have to do such nonsense in order for the media to keep writing about them.
RomanceRe: I Have Trashed More Kitty-cats Than Bill Gates Will Ever Dream Of by MRBrownJ: 10:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
@bluskyee
you can come on NL and pretend to be whoever you desire, whatever makes you sleep better at night, BUT the last thing you should claim to be is a man who has as much cootie cat as he desires. you see, such man with enough coochie does NOT need to A) come on NL to brag about it, but most importantly, B) that man wouldnt DESPERATELY open a thread on NL looking for coochie, like you did below:

https://www.nairaland.com/2974780/how-hot-like-it

bluskyee:
If you need a cute Dude for some nice drilling...PM Me...No string attached, No heart breaks, I got my own Cash...I ain't giving you either...Just need a hot digging? Pm me NOW....Lagos only tongue

.........if you ain't gonna punch the pm button...dont quote ma thread...swerve.
so, just as much as we may not care about Bill Gate, we care even less about deluded people on NL inventing phoney lives for themselves, in order to feel better about the possible miserable lives they are living.
RomanceRe: How Do I Demand For Sex Without Acting Like A Pervert by MRBrownJ: 10:11pm On Mar 07, 2016
tosyne2much:
[i] Are these the leaders of tomorrow?
so the leaders of tomorrow shouldnt desire sex from their mates?!

Wait !! I don't just get it.. Must you have sex with a lady that comes visiting?
is wanting sex from a lady friend wrong/forbidden now?!

Will you die if you don't initiate sex? cheesy
the above statement is very "poor"... just because he wont die if he ask her for sex or not, SHOULDNT automatically means that he shouldnt ask. he should do whatever he desires. this is something that this man needs, and so long as it is consensual, i see nothing wrong here.
SportsRe: FORMULA ONE F1 Official SeasonThread - Revamped by MRBrownJ: 9:46pm On Mar 07, 2016
my F1 brothas, in a few weeks the Formula 1 season starts again, and we are set for some more action, and surely discussions.

has any of you followed the Barcelona testing? it seems like the mercs are as strong as ever, but the Ferraris and some few teams are closing the gap.... we will truly see how strong the Mercs are in Melbourne.
as for my favourite Alonso, I have high hopes that Honda have finally get their acts together, and that they will surprise a few this year.

on a funny note, was anyone as surprised as me when Vettel had the audacity to say a few days ago that: "Mercedes recent dominance has made F1 less exciting for the fans".... i guess he has quickly forgotten how REALLY boring F1 was (for close to 4yrs) when he was driving for RBR. bwaaaah! Ham's reply was PRICELESS: "It's pretty funny because he had four years of it and l've only had two....Until l get to his level l won't have bored them as much as he had!"
Jokes EtcRe: Monday Teaser: Who Deserve Your Sit And Why ? by MRBrownJ: 6:35pm On Mar 07, 2016
i will simply leave my seat and let THEM decide
RomanceRe: How Do I Demand For Sex Without Acting Like A Pervert by MRBrownJ: 6:32pm On Mar 07, 2016
iluvkpetus:
Help a brother o. So I'm alone with her in my room, How do I let her know I wanna hit the Cookies without sounding like a pervert
ask?! why do you think you need to ask for it?!?!?!?!?!?!?
let you guys be in the room together and GET HER in the mood for sex, setting the right atmosphere, whispering some sweet words in her ears, lots of smooching and caresses in the right places.... and you will be set.

now remember, if your girl is the type that dont believe in sex before marriage (there is nothing wrong with that), then all the above i mentioned can only lead to a handjob/titjob, or if you are lucky, a bl0wj0b.
RomanceRe: My Madam On The Move by MRBrownJ: 2:03pm On Feb 28, 2016
after taking her shiit for 8 long yrs, now you are fed up?! abeg tell us what is REALLY the deal for you wanting to bounce
FamilyRe: For The Men That Believe Cheating Is Their Right.(opinion) by MRBrownJ: 7:16pm On Feb 27, 2016
Chidoks:
When will you guys stop this corruption? Oh no more excuses pls. Just stop
as any "corruption" in this world, there are 2 guilty people involved (the one offering and the one accepting). the more women keep on blaming just one side, the longer this issue will never come any closer to being resolved.

see as all you women are talking of men dying young due to infidelity while disregarding all these wives and mistresses dying of AIDS etc, thanks to these cheating men. whatever these men will catch, mummy will get it too.
all you women who knowingly stay with a cheating man are bound to catch whatever that man gets... and let me not even start with these same disrespectful men who beat/kill desperate low self esteem women like yourselves, who think they MUST accept whatever these men are doing and STAY MARRIED AT ALL COST.

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