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Celebrities › Re: Throwback Video Of Bobrisky: How His Girlfriend Dumped Him And Lots More by MrCork: 4:59pm On Jan 04, 2020
Lamanii22:
You're right lol...
^^^^ kaiii...love to French kiss thick babe & take her to a nice romantick boogie disco club tongue
Romance › Re: A Thug Impregnated My Younger Sister by MrCork: 4:57pm On Jan 04, 2020
lopsoj:
This is to seek for your honest solution to this situation, no insult pls.

My younger sister is very friendly, and cynical, but this attitude of hers, is always to the extreme, she mostly lived with our elderly sister and her husband, while they leave her alone at home with their children often, this continue for long. During this time, i was away from home, because my work took me out of town.

before my return, i was informed that my sister was pregnate for a thug she met whenever she was sent on an errand. according to her, this guy always waylay her on the road threating her to have sex with him, but she said it happened after she frolic with him and some other firends around the neigbourhood, before he started making advances toward her. she is in her early twenties

to cut the story short, how they get to become intimate was a surprise to us. because right now she is with a child and he want the child to be born, yet he has no regard for any of us in our family, he insult us at will, and he is also a muslim.

recently his family came over to apologise for his misconduct and demand we release the mother and the unborn child to them. meanwhile we do not want to have anything to do with a thug, that has no regard for the family with no sign of remorse. what do you think we can possible do on this issue
is she lightskin? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: David Oyedepo To Nigerians: 2020 Is A Year Of Breaking Limits by MrCork: 1:57pm On Jan 04, 2020
Favysoma:
unku tell me ...mtcheww
...sweeet hat ..Will u growwwwwwup an stop acting like a nigerian for ones..gadddemit. can u see am tryna help u?.. be nice. How much? angry
Romance › Re: Which Nigerian Tribe(state) Has D Strongest Females Physically And Emotionally? by MrCork:
Adaibeku:
Beautifuellest indeed,who is ur English teacher
see yor head like tomato keshop...are u lightskin?...u fine?..GOAT!!! angry
Romance › Re: Which Nigerian Tribe(state) Has D Strongest Females Physically And Emotionally? by MrCork: 12:07pm On Jan 04, 2020
Adaibeku:
Beautifuellest indeed,who is ur English teacher
angry
Romance › Re: The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Good Woman. by MrCork: 12:06pm On Jan 04, 2020
Angela62:
I am trying to understand you sir.
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Remedy For Quick Ejaculation by MrCork: 3:41am On Jan 04, 2020
johnson4nosa:
Please any natural /herb for quick ejaculation
Please help out
...bro ..use Vaseline mennn or juss talk to Riele, Hisduchess or Blesskewe..
They make u cummmfast !(real talk)
smiley
Romance › Re: Which Nigerian Tribe(state) Has D Strongest Females Physically And Emotionally? by MrCork: 3:38am On Jan 04, 2020
husbandsnatcha:
smiley...... Let us appreciate our strong ladies isn't easy ,since no one reasons along that line ,
Tell us the tribe or state and give us reasons so that emptyheaded children here can learn ,.

When in Takoradi ,ghana)
"For an example in a Ghana forum like that ,I was made to understand that Ashanti ladies are the strongest in ghana n West Africa at large ,they are 3times stronger than ashantimen cheesy funny but fact "(make them try Edo girls then I will agree hook ,line n sinker)
......

NB: I know I will definitely encounter naive mentions from children like AstroG blueair blinking001 unbitchable n rest of Ubunja boys but I won't be bother ......is just fun grin

MamaV ,uniport
IBO women

..IBO women r strongest.. they are lightskin ', very preety, grow mustache, have strong masculine hand shake', good in fighting wrestling, have strong yam legs', spek pigeon English , have base voice & are the most beautifullest women in Africa!(according to recent opniion poll result)
cheesy
Romance › Re: Girls 10 Secrets: How To Impress Your Boyfriend by MrCork: 9:48am On Jan 03, 2020
2SWT:
All these work for man?
Men are everywhere abeg
^^^^yea..but y u al looking 4mans every were..do u need help??
..anyways did i mentioned I drive BMW & I live in a rich area in London call Pekam & I were only designer suit like amani... juss in case u ask!
smiley
Sports › Re: Shirtless Anthony Joshua Picture With A Female Companion At The Beach In Barbado by MrCork: 9:44am On Jan 03, 2020
kestolove95:
Wen is he presenting his belt to mr borrow borrow president?
darling i drive BMW & I have moiney. Gimme yor nomba? smiley
Travel › Re: Why Do Nigerian Embassies Employ Foreigners by MrCork: 9:35pm On Jan 02, 2020
LiftedMan:
So I just called the Nigerian Embassy in Qatar, And guess what? It's was Indian Guy that spoke to me, imagine that. Someone informed me that it's not strange to find foreigners working in Nigerian embassies.
foreriners spek good English & they don't take bribe....pirrriod
...Nigerians spek pigeon English & guess wot...they take bribe!!!(No oofeense)
angry
Romance › Re: The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Good Woman. by MrCork: 9:29pm On Jan 02, 2020
Angela62:
I am trying to understand you sir.
sir..all men prefa girlfriends...they usualy lightskin cheesy

nobody want good woman. They too boring!! (Fact)
angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Some People This Heartless. by MrCork: 9:27pm On Jan 02, 2020
Angela62:
This is sad.

As a woman, I am prone to think that she suffers more. That she is having sex with another guy after being engaged to a man shows she does not love her husband. She will likely cheat on him further.
WOW...Shame on u for having sexx with your friend husband & boyfriend! angry
Romance › Re: The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Good Woman. by MrCork: 9:25pm On Jan 02, 2020
Angela62:
I have been on this forum for quite some time now as an anonymous, and the cries of men being handed their balls by women whom they thought love them are ubiquitous. In this regard, here is some list of things to determine, to know if a woman is a keeper, and you shouldn't waste your time on her if she is not.

1. A girlfriend will complement your outfit, a woman will complement your being

A girlfriend is merely interested in the ''now'', her motto is ''what's in for me''? her selfishness triumphs your common interest, and as much as your actions satisfy her ego and score social points, she will stay. But a good woman is more interested in your being, your success, your path, potential and what you stand for. These are criteria she considered before choosing you as her man, and if you retain your core personality and value, temporary fluctuations such as finance will not break her commitment. She thinks longterm and willing to embark on that journey with you, while supporting you in her feminine ways.

2. You can be yourself around her.

You do not need to put up a different face when meeting her, just to represent the illusionary idea of you she has in her head. If she is visiting and you are temporarily out of cash, it won't make you feel insecure or undergo inconvenience just to not be your true self. If you can tell her that you are short of cash and that she should come with something, then she is a good woman. If you have to lie about your life situations such as your job, salary, family background to retain her interest, then it is actually time to live as such a union is not sustainable.

3. Does small stuff for you

Helps you clean, buy stuffs for you, assist you, be there for you, express emotions and she supports you, open to you, compliments you, defend you, make you a beneficiary of her artistic skills. For example, I love writing, and I write a lot of poems for my bf in the form of sticky notes hidden under his pillowcase, inside his work bag, his suit pocket, car boot, teacup, just anywhere I could sneak something into. And guess what, he loves it to pieces. It makes him miss me a lot when I am not in town, and our relationship is stronger as the day goes by.

4. Doesn't use sex as a weapon

Men love sex, and women loved to be loved. If a woman is convinced that her man loves her, she will not withhold sex, as she will equally enjoy it with her man. A lady that denies man sex, or uses it as a bargaining chip for her request doesn't love and a man should be careful in marrying her. Normally when women feel insecure, unloved and not sure about the definition of the relationship, it is possible that she will not be interested in sex, as to have sex, a woman needs mental stimulation first. This should not be interpreted as a reluctance to give sex. But all things being equal and balance, a woman that loves you will not use sex as a weapon.

5. You will be her best friend.

Your intuition will tell you if she tells you everything and sees you as an integral part of her life. She will remember your birthday, be interested in your family affairs, tell you everything, and ask you about everything. Your presence will make her feel good and happy, a natural antidote to the stress and noise of living.


Hope this helps cool
Girlfriends always lightskin,more beautiful, always fun & always were mini slept plus tight dress cheesy

Good woman: hate wering mini skirt, were trousers, dakskin, love going to mosque, very boring, talks about bills, & hate afrobeat!! (true story) angry

Romance › Re: The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Good Woman. by MrCork: 9:19pm On Jan 02, 2020
Angela62:
I have been on this forum for quite some time now as an anonymous, and the cries of men being handed their balls by women whom they thought love them are ubiquitous. In this regard, here is some list of things to determine, to know if a woman is a keeper, and you shouldn't waste your time on her if she is not.

1. A girlfriend will complement your outfit, a woman will complement your being

A girlfriend is merely interested in the ''now'', her motto is ''what's in for me''? her selfishness triumphs your common interest, and as much as your actions satisfy her ego and score social points, she will stay. But a good woman is more interested in your being, your success, your path, potential and what you stand for. These are criteria she considered before choosing you as her man, and if you retain your core personality and value, temporary fluctuations such as finance will not break her commitment. She thinks longterm and willing to embark on that journey with you, while supporting you in her feminine ways.

2. You can be yourself around her.

You do not need to put up a different face when meeting her, just to represent the illusionary idea of you she has in her head. If she is visiting and you are temporarily out of cash, it won't make you feel insecure or undergo inconvenience just to not be your true self. If you can tell her that you are short of cash and that she should come with something, then she is a good woman. If you have to lie about your life situations such as your job, salary, family background to retain her interest, then it is actually time to live as such a union is not sustainable.

3. Does small stuff for you

Helps you clean, buy stuffs for you, assist you, be there for you, express emotions and she supports you, open to you, compliments you, defend you, make you a beneficiary of her artistic skills. For example, I love writing, and I write a lot of poems for my bf in the form of sticky notes hidden under his pillowcase, inside his work bag, his suit pocket, car boot, teacup, just anywhere I could sneak something into. And guess what, he loves it to pieces. It makes him miss me a lot when I am not in town, and our relationship is stronger as the day goes by.

4. Doesn't use sex as a weapon

Men love sex, and women loved to be loved. If a woman is convinced that her man loves her, she will not withhold sex, as she will equally enjoy it with her man. A lady that denies man sex, or uses it as a bargaining chip for her request doesn't love and a man should be careful in marrying her. Normally when women feel insecure, unloved and not sure about the definition of the relationship, it is possible that she will not be interested in sex, as to have sex, a woman needs mental stimulation first. This should not be interpreted as a reluctance to give sex. But all things being equal and balance, a woman that loves you will not use sex as a weapon.

5. You will be her best friend.

Your intuition will tell you if she tells you everything and sees you as an integral part of her life. She will remember your birthday, be interested in your family affairs, tell you everything, and ask you about everything. Your presence will make her feel good and happy, a natural antidote to the stress and noise of living.


Hope this helps cool
angry
Agriculture › Re: Our New Grains And Sesame Seed Cleaning Facility In Ogun State by MrCork: 7:12pm On Jan 02, 2020
funmisticqueen:
Please a lot of Nigerian rice farmers need this.


We are tired of chewing stones in Nigerian rice
kaiii..nice sweet lips. Please can i kiss u twice & get extra free hug ? cheesy
Romance › Re: What's That Misconception That People Have About You? by MrCork: 7:10pm On Jan 02, 2020
ovcwality:
But they are right huh
yes bro. Women complain my dik too big sir smiley
Romance › Re: Santa Prettysassygirl Is Here To Grant Two Wishes. by MrCork: 6:40pm On Jan 02, 2020
prettysassygirl:
But I no choose your wish na
...Hisduchess as agree to my 3some request but Blesskewe & Riele still play In had to get...they refuse to join in.
.Santa please help
angry
Romance › Re: Aside Your Cell Phone, What Else Do You Press? by MrCork: 6:00pm On Jan 02, 2020
Zita55:
Your dick angry
^^^WIFEY material smiley
Romance › Re: Santa Prettysassygirl Is Here To Grant Two Wishes. by MrCork: 5:37pm On Jan 02, 2020
prettysassygirl:
Goodday y'all
In the light of the season and the spirit of Christmas,Santa is here to grant two wishes only.
Rules
1, Its gonna run from now till 31st and on the 31st night I would choose the two wishes to hon our.
2, The choosing is totally at my discretion and no person is allowed to judge my choices.
3, The sentence making up the wish should be no more than ten words.
4, No one is allowed to make more than one wish .
5, Nothing outrageous
6, Your wish shouldn't cause harm or have the intent to cause harm to others.
7, On 31st night,I am at the liberty to choose no wish,make my two wishes and honour them. But hopefully that won't happen cos I would be in the best of moods.
Alright then,the floor is open.Goodluck guys.
Samanta......were is my 3some Christmas wish promise wit Hisduchess, Blesskewe & Riele??... u promise!! angry


Romance › Re: Not In Love With The Chubby Guy Again by MrCork: 5:33pm On Jan 02, 2020
adamskutty:
Excuse me!
I wanna know something.
Is that you on ur dp, looking all short with head resting on an oversized b00bshuh
bro. U the only one complainin sir... you prefa I pump your flat boobsi? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: David Oyedepo To Nigerians: 2020 Is A Year Of Breaking Limits by MrCork: 2:07pm On Jan 02, 2020
Favysoma:
is it ur offering or your tithe?..u that is not paying your tithe u yaff rich finish bah?how much do u think people pay as tithe and offering sef..my dear whoever is blessed of God no man can curse...papa David is a philanthropist so please gt your facts right before hiding behind your keyboard to spew rubbish
how much? smiley
Romance › Re: Man Grabs Fiancé Nyansh in Pre-wedding photoshoot by MrCork: 2:06pm On Jan 02, 2020
Funmmyastic:
Ugly couple.
is she uglyer than u?(No oofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Ladies You Meet On Facebook Always Demand For Data by MrCork: 12:13pm On Jan 02, 2020
zaksman1960:
Don't mine my use of English or choice of words,
I get annoyed most times sending a friend request to a Nigerian lady on Facebook only for her to accept ur request and begin to demand for data on a first chat ... It pisses me off greatly .had anybody else observe this?

Son..quit nagging like pensionair
..if u don't have moiney..leavvvvit for us big boys..quit chasing women & please please please..focus on yor school homwok(No oofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Ladies You Meet On Facebook Always Demand For Data by MrCork: 12:05pm On Jan 02, 2020
zaksman1960:
Don't mine my use of English or choice of words,
I get annoyed most times sending a friend request to a Nigerian lady on Facebook only for her to accept ur request and begin to demand for data on a first chat ... It pisses me off greatly .had anybody else observe this?
angry
Romance › Re: What's That Misconception That People Have About You? by MrCork:
SteveOfu:
Guys take note:

Having a huge dick is just for eye feeding. Most ladies only like to touch it, hold it and suck it. They just want to play with it.

They do not wish to get penetrated by it.

I hope you learnt something new today. Have a nice day
...see you head like baby moskito....of coz all women want penitration...do u realize my dik bigger than yor neck?(shake my head twice). angry
Romance › Re: What's That Misconception That People Have About You? by MrCork: 11:21am On Jan 02, 2020
SteveOfu:
Guys take note:

Having a huge dick is just for eye feeding. Most ladies only like to touch it, hold it and suck it. They just want to play with it.

They do not wish to get penetrated by it.

I hope you learnt something new today. Have a nice day
angry
Romance › Re: What's That Misconception That People Have About You? by MrCork: 1:48am On Jan 02, 2020
IyaTola:
What's that misconception that people have about you?

1. Men find it difficult to believe it when I say am not in a relationship . They will be like "fine girl like you ".
2. Most of my friends think am so rich and comfortable. When I say I don't have money to give them, am tagged wicked.
3. Alot of people see me as cold, rigid and stubborn maybe because of how I Express myself or how I look. But the few close people in my life will always attest to how soft I can get.
...every one say my dik too big......sadly it's true smiley
Romance › Re: Not In Love With The Chubby Guy Again by MrCork: 1:46am On Jan 02, 2020
[i][/i]
Ilamina:
smiley

He was even rude to me

Despite his fatness, so screw off
^^^^^his first dumb thread of 2020....we expet more angry
Romance › Re: Why The Hatred For Ladies Here? by MrCork: 9:27pm On Jan 01, 2020
CastingCrowns:
It's a very apalling development that has taken root and is now the norm here.. A lot of misogynistic guys here insulting women and feeling fly not knowing their mothers and sisters are women.. Real men don't insult women but respect and cherish them.. If u really want to be a man u give women the respect they deserve and stop hiding behind ur keypads to insult all and every woman that's what cowards do.. Not all women are the same there are still independent ambitious women out there that depend on no man for their daily bread.. Think twice before u paint all women with the same brush.. That's just my 2cents.
..bro.. u truss black women...especialy the nigerian? angry
Celebrities › Re: Is Teni The Only Female Artist To Succeed Without Opening Breast/Exposing Body? by MrCork: 3:05pm On Jan 01, 2020
Oyinsblog:
Is Teni the only female entertainer who show us female artists in Nigeria can succeed without opening their breast?

Nigerian female entertainer, Teni is a leading Nigerian artiste and a multi award winner in the Music industry. However she was signed under the record label named “Dr Dolor” and under his imprint are alot of talented acts.

Teni landed on the scene, in 2017, by revealing on Twitter that she helped write “Like Dat,” a huge hit from the Nigerian superstar Davido. And then, she began releasing songs of her own, including “Case” and “Askamaya,” which hit the music industry and Nigeria streets.

Teni started gaining prominence after releasing the single "Fargin" in September 2017. She made her breakthrough after releasing the hit singles "Askamaya", "Case" and "Uyo Meyo".  "Askamaya" was ranked 15th on MTV Base's year-end list of the Top 20 Hottest Naija Tracks of 2018.

Teni won Rookie of the Year at the 2018 Headies Awards, and Most Promising Act to Watch at the 2018 Nigeria Entertainment Awards. She also won Best New Artist at the 2018 Soundcity MVP Awards Festival. NotJustOk ranked her eighth on their list of the 10 Hottest Artists In Nigeria. She was listed among the "Six Nigerian breakout stars, viral sensations of 2018".

Singer Teni won big at the star-studded 2019 Headies Awards held in Lagos. She won the Best Recording of the Year, Best Pop Single, Best Vocal Performance and Viewers Choice awards.

Teni has succeed in her music career without exposing her breast or any form of cleavages. In an era where friend star power relies not just on talent but also in exposing of their body, cleavage...

Is Teni the only female entertainer who show us female artists in Nigeria can succeed without opening their breast?

Drop comment below

https://justofofo.com.ng/is-teni-the-only-female-artist-to-succeed-without-opening-breast/
bro she as breassst?... where?..How?

.. show me/us?
cheesy
Phones › Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by MrCork: 3:03pm On Jan 01, 2020
Riele:
grin

This one won't work oo .
is 2020 . Be nice. Please please please please..can I mate wit u. How much? cheesy

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