₦airaland Forum

MadeINchenzen2:
who re u?

I am a concerned individual who is pissed of by unfounded lies.

Stop deceiving people with lame analysis

Biodun556:
https://mobile.twitter.com/tobilobaOyewo/status/1247967968643952640

If Chadian President actually led them to massacre bokoboys then forget the press release it is just to massage the ego of Nigerian govt.

You needed not to tell us it was cooked up. The moment I read where you mentioned that the girl entered a bush and all of a sudden you also mentioned scaling a fence all in the same bush. The two combo gave you away.

ghettokid1:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/04/06/again-suspected-trafficker-intercepted-with-27-children-in-taraba/

North has the highest number of criminals in Nigeria forget tori

NaijaMutant:
We go just dey hype ourselves down south with Benin Juju, Ijebu Ode juju, Okija Shrine etc.



Na Hausa get the worst form of Juju but they dont make noise

What is the origin of this jargon?

EagleNest:
Exactly! I can't fathom why he's showing us.

How can you fathom it. So you think it is right for government to forcefully stop people from doing their business without relief to cushion the effect of hunger.

ignis:
This is what happens when the government is a toothless bull dog. No one has been used as scape goat so far, despite flaunting this order.

If you talk against Buhari's government now, DSS will be at their best to arrest you. Where are the DSS now when you need them?

In a sane clime, this man should be in kirikiri maximum prison by now. This is a treasonable murder offence of deliberate disregard and disobedience of the government, capable of leading to loss of lives.

We are fighting this fight against pandemic and some so called religious people are bring us down.

This should not be taken likely going forward.

Don't force your atheism life style on people. Do you go to buy what to eat? You should not have gone out at all. We are all exposed to this virus, the only solution is to put in place necessary hygiene practices not to shut people forcefully in their houses.

DebbieBianca:
According to twitter user who shared the post, wrote:



https://mobile.twitter.com/bigloads/status/1246694585277054977
CC

That Twitter user is a fool. From whom is he seeking help when he has the time and energy to take pictures. He should have used the time to start the help.

Why re you talking nonsense? So what is Nigeria 's biggest problem. Any national issues that threaten public life of people is a most pressing issue. Ndu bu isi!!!

aimuan:
lol.not like that.just that I am not that fuuking fuccking guy..I was raised as Jehovah's witness,even though I am no longer their member but the training I got there still remain intact..So I don't Fancy formication like that,and I am also very discipline when it comes to dealing with women.

That is where the problem lies, difference in ideology. If you want a stable life always deal with those who believe what you believe. She had probably dated her ex who most probably did not spare her pvnny. Due to personal reason and interest they broke up but the new guy has different orientation which make her lack some thrills(sex) in her new relationship, a mishap that always reminds her and endear her to the ex. If you are celibate date a celibate that way you will have nothing to fear. My candid advice.

chatinent:
Believe in this: what you don't know don't know you.
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Secondly I read your topics, you feel unsecured everywhere you go; that's paranoid. Take things normal and easy. The earth revolves around the sun not you.

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With this quick labelling her a witch, I believe a prophet or pastor is in your life; they will keep you in ruins and your tomorrows may become doomorrows.
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Ps: 1:1, 2.

You have said it all. He should kukuma read and abide by it. Fear kills more. Than anything.

sweettease:
Whatever works! Right now the strength of Africa is in prevention, if this spreads like the US and Italy, I dont know what will happen to my dear continent.
I'm proud of that Nigerian military man for being civil though.

For where? How can Nigerian military man be civil? Where they all say that all civilians are bloody, bloody civilians. That educated soldier is from Ghana. You did not hear his assent. Nigerian soldier get time to speak anything short of pigin? The second video clearly shows our own soldiers enjoying their hobby, ordering innocent people to swim in flood. If someone slaops them egain na them go arrest that person.

oruhobinna:
Exactly, sue him.. Some landlords are just overly annoying and condescending

The way OP sounded I am he doesn't have evidence of that payment. Going to court in that case is hopeless.

joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.

Your kindergarten teacher suppose to be jailed.

Scientists:
Please, What did i do wrong and how can i Bring back that Ass to me without spending much ?

Oga scientist you are bored we know. But no be only you waka come. A lot ha happened to you within few day. They now sound more like fictions.

Basher8583:
There you go

Trash! A slowpoke forming genius. Lol. I laugh at you and pity you as well. You know nothing. I thought you meant business, just that you could pick one or two typos doesn't make you a genius. If you think you are, let's make it a thread and find out who writes better. That's how to prove it. Not picking errors on comments which most often we post without cross-checking for mistakes.

ValCon888:
When you were flying 1st Class from Italy to France and back to Germany it was sweeting you. Now you've brought the virus here and want us to pity you.
Unfortunately, we have no sympathy or fùcks to give.

How was it an offwnce to fly 1st class with her hard earned money?

primesoccer:
I met my girlfriend about 2yrs ago and we've been doing pretty fine. Before we met, she was in an abusive relationship and she had to quit.

In trying to understand ourselves, we've had to agree and disagree on some things, which I believe is normal. I love her and she loves me too.

I won't say I have the cash, but I'm always there to support her when she has a very pressing issue. Aside that, I take her out, we go shopping, and lots more...

She is this type of lady that if you try to correct her (in a very respectful manner) she will just get angry and may not even talk to you for even 2 days. Anger is a big part of her life. I respect her a lot and have never used abusive words on her.

When we just met, she was kind. She hardly comes to see me without buying something, even if it's N50 corn...a gesture that I appreciate so much. About a year into the relationship, her character changed. She became somewhat stingy. But I didn't take it to mean anything because I hate to even depend on anybody for anything. It didn't stop me from supporting her and doing the much I can for her.

She doesn't ever allow me touch her phone. What she does now is that whenever I'm to see and spend time with her, she turns off her data. She rejects some calls when we are together. As someone who wants peace at all times, I've sat her down to tell her my observations and ask what the matter was. But she told me nothing was the matter.

So, I decided to buy a new SIM card. I started chatting her as a stranger. She chats with me (the stranger) till even 2am. She has opened up everything about herself to the stranger. Her name, where she's from, what she does, where she lives and lots more. I'm just wondering why someone who just chatted you today is already getting to know everything about you.

Now to the reason I opened this thread: she told the stranger guy that she isn't in any relationship. Though, she added that she just met a Guy last week through her friend and they are both trying to work things out. She even sent the picture of the new guy to this stranger.

I'm still wondering why she will do a thing like that. I'm not in her life to waste her time. She is very aware of that. I told her last December that we shall go see her people this year and seal everything, but she told me that we still have time and no need for the rush.

Personally, I had no reasons to suspect her of possibly cheating, but her actions when we are together made me get a new SIM card and started chatting her up anonymously.

On my part, I'm a guy that ladies even open up to me that they like me. They also say I'm very intelligent and all that. I'm very transparent to her. I don't hide nothing from her. I can leave my phone with her without any fear because I don't have anything to hide.

I've never had anything to do with any lady since I met her. I so much believe in keeping your body and soul to just the person you are with...whether relationship or marriage. If you can't do that, why not just tell the person that you are not interested again than going your way to deny the person before another guy.

Ladies and gents, why on earth will a man or woman do this to someone who had dedicated his or her all to you?

I will gladly welcome your contributions, including bashing...

Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly

You might be asking and probing yourself to find out where you we

Basher8583:

I will take it easy on you because going through your post shows you are not too learned.

There should be no excuses here. Our collective effort with the entire medical team and the assistance and support of the FG is responsible for the low casualties.

If climatic advantage is the cause of the low spread then how about Ebola that is favourable to our climate. Did you hear of any alarming casualty in Nigeria?

You can go ahead to prove your point if you are too sure@the emboldened.

The Ebola case was well handled and managed by tech ocrats in the field coupled with timely intervention. Besides the fact that the mode transmission of the two diseases differs in some aspects.

If Nigeria had taken necessary measures in time and sincerely we may be recording about 0 to 2 cases but hey, we wanted to look good in the eyes the western world and China because we need their loan.

PassingShot:
I have read a lot of wailing and criticism about the FG’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic since it arrived in Nigeria on Feb 25th. The most recent was reactions to a thread comparing Nigeria’s handling of the crisis to that of UK. Expectedly but sadly, a lot of ignorant commenters were dancing albeit nakedly based on the newspaper’s report which didn’t even say that the UK is handling the pandemic better than Nigeria.

If any unbiased person wants to make any comparison about govts handling of the pandemic, their objective analysis will include parameters such as each govt’s efforts before COVID arrived at their shores (very important), each govt’s immediate response as soon as COVID arrived in their country, number of infected persons (confirmed) and lastly and most importantly, the number of deaths recorded as a result of the pandemic. But since many Nigerians have allowed their common sense to be affected by prejudice and hatred, they have abandoned these relevant parameters in making evaluating the govt’s response to the crisis. Now let’s quickly look at the following facts:

1. Measures taken by the Nigerian Govt before a COVID case was discovered in Nigeria: Long before the pandemic found its way into Nigeria, the FG embarked on monitoring body temperature of people flying into the country to be able to discover who may have showed any signs of the disease. By this time and despite that the disease was at their shores, USA, UK, Iran and many other “saner clime” countries were not even taking this measure. Dr. joe Abah did a thread on it and the World Health Organization commended Nigeria for this measure and going as far as using Nigeria as an example of how countries should respond to the pandemic. Read https://twitter.com/drjoeabah/status/1233989553008119809?lang=en for Dr. Joe’s Twitter thread and https://guardian.ng/news/coronavirus-who-commends-fgs-effort-on-response/ for WHO’s commendation.

2. Number of cases recorded in Nigeria versus that of UK or any other “saner country”: As at the time of writing this article (01/04/2010 @12 noon Naija time), the UK has 25,150 confirmed cases and 1,789 deaths; the USA has 188,639 cases and 4,059 deaths; Iran has 47,593 cases and 3,036 deaths, Italy has 105,792 cases and 12,428 deaths while many other “saner countries” have similar gloomy numbers to show for their efforts. Nigeria on the other hand has recorded 139 cases and 2 deaths. I expect some readers to jump on the fact that Nigeria is not testing as much as the mentioned countries, but the fact remains that while that may be responsible for the low number of confirmed cases, it couldn’t have been responsible for low number of deaths. Not carrying out enough testing would not have prevented people from being struck down by the disease or people dying as a result of it.

3. Another indication that Nigeria’s govt is doing her best in containing the spread of the virus can be seen when one compares the time the country’s first case was discovered to when those of the “saner countries” were discovered and juxtapose with the number of confirmed cases and deaths. Italy had her first case around January 31st, 2020 (two months ago), Spain had its first on Feb. 1st and Italy had it on Feb 21st which was only four days earlier than when Nigeria had hers on Feb 25th. Compare the number of deaths/confirmed cases of these countries and see if you have not been unreasonable in your criticism of the government.

The problem with wailers and destructive critics is that they always shift the goalposts. As such, you can never have any reasonable conversation with them. When the first case was reported in Nigeria, lead by their frustrated Wailer-in-Chief, they said it was a scam to be used to loot money. And when few more cases were confirmed some days after, they turned back to say the govt should have closed the bother long ago! Such is their pathetic life!

Ask them which country Nigeria should have emulated in containing the disease, those of them who still have a bit of sense will stutter because they would not dare say USA, UK, Italy or Germany but the chronic wailers who have obviously lost it all will still compare how Nigeria is managing the spread of the disease to the same UK which has lost almost two thousands of her people to the disease.

Does Nigeria have the facilities or the means to combat the COVID19 pandemic? The answer is a resounding NO. Does the country have a robust health system compared to those “saner countries”? Again, the answer is an emphatic No? Do we have enough money to deploy to tackle any outbreak in the size of that witnessed in UK, Italy, USA or Germany? The answer is an obvious NO. But the fact is that the state of our health system or the size of our purse wasn’t brought about by the current government but a result of many years of failure. So, why wailing uncontrollably instead of supporting the govt’s efforts at preventing the spread of the disease?

Had it been Buhari who reacted the way Trump and Boris Johnson first reacted to the COVID19 outbreak – by dismissing it and making all sorts of joke of it, or just like Seyi Makinde (your “presidential material”) who called it an APC disease, perhaps you would have possibly reacted in such a bad manner. There should be a limit to wailing!

Have a nice day.

I seu allkwed this on front page because it massages his love and zombies for buhari. The truth is that buhari messed up. If not for climatic advantage the whole Nigeria would have been in chambles now.

jboyclement:
Lady Cries for been Raped By her Childhood Friend.
A Twitter user with the handle @ablebaee took to the micro blogging platform to narrate how she was raped by a childhood friend she trusted.
She shared photos of the bruises on her legs; and shoulders, and said she sustained them while struggling before he raped her.
She added that the next time a rape victim stabs her abuser, the victim shouldn’t be blamed because she was also on the verge of stabbing her friend who she claims raped her.

[b]See Post...[/b]

I don't listen to all these rape this rape that. My only question after the saga is where did it happen? If it was in your own house or in the bush or on the road I will take it serious. But once I hear it happened in his house, forgerrit. It is victim card player

[quote author=Anonymous0967 post=87950296][/quote]Fallacy. Shouting "lies" incoherently doesn't. Make any meaning. So say something because you have said anything.

joshboo:
Oga don't be ridiculous, the school has been in existence way b4.

Do you mind ignoramus?

Shashaeniyan:
was dating this girl at my work...i do buy her food constantly,give her money at times...sometimes numbers call her she wouldn't pick up cos of me,she told me during the course of our dating that she has broken up,but when i left work,this girl started giving unnecessary attitude...i once asked her should i back off she be like i should do anything i want...that was when she told me that she never really broke up with her boyfriend they just have a lil misunderstanding,that she told me before we started dating she has someone that did i expect her to leave the person she is dating for me...i told her through a chat i was no longer interested,i later found my self begging her i don't mean it...that was when she started attitude,every words i say she won't say anything,sometimes she will reply with "hmm","anyhow"..."if i like"...she doesn't care...i told her she knows she is my only friend,she said haven't i know some people before i met her...i told her to tell me her mind...

tbc...

Child obey your parents..... They bought that phone for your studies not to chat women.

I clearly read where you mentioned work but your mentality based on your post sells you out as a secondary school lover. You still need emotional maturity to handle deceivers in girls' clothing.

Eriggs:
And you are one of the wailers crying and wailing that you have not heard osinbajo say or do a anything at all during this Coronavirus virus issue, now they gave the VP something about doing his job, here you are crying all over again. wailing zombies, na swear be dis double mouth all of una get?

I think you are one wailing because if one juxtaposes the post you quoted and your comment on it, yours will sound very pathetic.

Eriggs:
And you are one of the wailers crying and wailing that you have not heard osinbajo say or do a anything at all during this Coronavirus virus issue, now they gave the VP something about doing his job, here you are crying all over again. wailing zombies, na swear be dis double mouth all of una get?

I think you are one wailing because if one juxtaposes the post you quoted and your comment on it, yours sounds very pathetic.

donbachi:
GOD will show u something in ur dream 2nite,dat will shock u.

Who sent you to say that? Have you made yourself God's mouthpieces? This is why they keep insulting christianity. If nothing happens when he sleeps now just know you have blaspheme. Your instinct isn't God.

ahiboilandgas:
Why are ibo billionaires not contributing

I think if not because of the poor masses it is very stupid to make a single donation to govt. They don't worth. You expect donations from people yet you spend 50bil on cars. Who does that.? Most Igbo billionaires had this in mind. Ejiro akpata etufuo aba ogaranya

johnmartus:
Shut up two people in Abia state donate sum of 2billion.
Its only Anambra that not give anything. Even their governor was asking for 1billion to fight coronavirus.

God bless Abia state land of honey.

Ahd who told the donor to donate before they did? Donation is voluntary stop eyeing people. Even you can do something like giving some thousands or less or even volunteering yourself for task force. Hvae you done any. The act of giving is not limited to a pserticular class. Obele azu kpata Obele nku nnukwu azu akpata nnukwu nku.

L0ve:
My relationship is a month old, my girl has been really good to me. She is this high class babes that has dated big boys.
She always say if it's money she for no de with me. Note I earn close to a 100 per month but from her stories you know she has rich men disturbing her. In a scale of 10 she is an 8.5 and that's me been modest she is really hot and does not use makeup.
So I ask her what she like about me. She said I know how to use the magic stick. I was smiling when she said with your small rod.I Was like what she was like yes it's very small and very sweet.she noticed I was disappointed and change topic.
No girl ever told me my dick is small. Was she joking? Can a small dick really be sweet. I last very long what if I stop lasting long will she leave me. I love the way she is crazy about me. Help

Have you heard about side chick before? That is whom you are to the girl.