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Romance › Re: Beware Guys : I Had Sex 10 Times Within A Week And Now This Happened (Picture) by MrSly(m): 8:45am On Mar 31, 2020
[quote author=Scientists post=87945277][/quote]Regular cumming can reduce sperm quality. Abstinence for a while will revive it. You should start feeding well, 10 round in a week isn't much as to affect your sperm.

Though you should go and marry. Stop offending you Maker.
Politics › Re: Countdown: The Revolution Will Begin on the 15th Of April by MrSly(m): 5:14pm On Mar 30, 2020
Revoluwaiten? Have you asked sowore how dss detention cell looks like?
Romance › Re: Lady Says – Women Need Men More Than Men Need Them by MrSly(m): 7:44am On Mar 30, 2020
CanadaOrBust:
But OP that is not Nigeria. There are no “black men” in Nigeria. Places are different. This does not apply to Nigeria as it does not apply in, say, Saudi Arabia!
Just as the below does not apply to Nigeria too (how come u did not highlight this one below grin)
You won't stop deceiving yourself. Tell us now if you re the one financing yours.
Romance › Re: I Just caught House Boy Forcing Himself On my Kid Sister by MrSly(m): 7:28am On Mar 30, 2020
Ancientbeing:
I am very furious right now. I barged into my sis room and caught the foolish house boy inserting it forcefully into her. Yes!! He was forcing his disgusting manhood into my virgin sister. I trusted this goat but he has proven otherwise.


On a second thought, i am withholding his picture. I dont know what to do as my parents haven't heard about this yet. Damn! I dont even know how long this has been going on. For f*cks sake, she's a minor. Idiots are in this world indeed. Of all the girls out there, my sister?? I want to just destroy him now!!
I wonder where it is written as a law that any sexual activity must be initiated by the guy involved. I am very uncomfortable with your narratives and I wonder what or who gave you that impression. Most sex theses days are initiated by ladies. Even virgins. I have encounter virgins who would want you to remove it for and when turn it down in most cases you become their enemies over night.

Your story inst complete but I will ask you some questions:
1. You said you caught the said guy forcing it into your sister but was your sister crying and calling for help? If no why then did you try to paint it to sound as if it was rape? Again did you not put any blame on your sister but playing the victims card on her behalf? ( I may differ is she is still between 2 to 5 yrs.

2. You said your sister was a minor but you refused to tell us if the guy had clocked 18 yrs and above. If he has not why did you try to give an imagery of child molestation?

In as much as I condemn the act I did not support you selective approach to the matter. You should caution both and even deal with them to pass your message across to them. Then the boy must be sent home ASAP. More eyes must be on your sister.
Politics › Re: The Act That Gives The President The Power To Lock Down Lagos, Ogun & FCT. by MrSly(m): 7:08am On Mar 30, 2020
naptu2:
1) Does the president have the power to lock down the FCT, Lagos and Ogun states?

Yes he does. (Bear with me, I'm going to tell you the full story).

A friend of mine told me something around a month ago. He joked that these flu pandemics seem to appear every 100 years. There was a similar pandemic in 1720, 1820 and in 1920.

Now, I remember my mother telling me a bit about this and I did my own research. The 1920 pandemic also affected Lagos. There was a quarantine, but some people were negligent in their duty and some people aboard one of the infected ships were able to come ashore. This enabled the Spanish Flu to spread in Lagos and people were taken to the Infectious Diseases Hospital in Ikoyi (I can't remember for sure, but I think she said that the IDH was at the location that Creek Hospital [Military Hospital now occupies on Awolowo Road in Ikoyi).

The Bubonic Plague also affected Lagos later in the 1920s.

These diseases led to the enactment of the Quarantine Act in 1926 (it has been amended a few times).

The Quarantine Act gives the president the power to declare any place within Nigeria or outside Nigeria as an infected place and it gives him the power to take all measures necessary to ensure that dangerous infectious diseases do not spread from that place to any other place in Nigeria.

Here's a link to the Quarantine Act. http://lawsofnigeria.placng.org/laws/Q2.pdf




Some people ask if state governors have the power to lock down their states. The act gives them that power if the president has not yet acted




Furthermore, some people say that the president can not lock down these places because the constitution gives people the right to freedom of movement.


They say that the only way that the president can lock down these places is by declaring a state of emergency. That's not true. Read section 45 (1a) of the constitution:


Here's a link to the constitution: http://www.nigeria-law.org/ConstitutionOfTheFederalRepublicOfNigeria.htm
Thanks a bunch. This kind of post is hard to come by in this forum. It had always been snake this snake that, Davido chioma this and that, Bob risky's new breast and all that. Traffic must flow. No more enlightenment articles.
Romance › Re: We Love Each Other But He Stays In One Room by MrSly(m): 3:51pm On Mar 29, 2020
LadyBeee:
Since I started dating, I've never met a man like this. So caring, cute, neat, hygienic, generous but unfortunately, he doesn't have much but the little he has, he'll spend on you and make you feel like a queen.

He stays in one room face me I face u. Initially, when I found out, I said I was going to quit but the love he showed me was so overwhelming and I couldn't quit. He said he's making plans to move out and he won't be renewing his rent in may. I agreed.

I fell in love with him too and became comfortable with his room but I made it clear that I will never pass the night at his place. You know how love can be blind, I found myself pass the night once and again and again then I asked him about his plans to move out, how much does he have at hand to rent a new place because I was secretly planning to support him with some money to add and he said he doesn't have up to 30k. I was angry and so dissapointed at him.

Right now I'm thinking the whole thing over. I don't think I can continue. Please advise me


Photo for illustration
Compliment where he is lacking.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by MrSly(m): 1:34pm On Mar 29, 2020
SperoQuest:
You need the spirit of GOD to understand the things of the spirit.

If you are in the prophetic, you will know that both Adeboye and Suleiman are saying the same thing.

God is allowing the Corona virus because man must seek his face in order for him to react.
Odimma. Ekenekwa m' gi!
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by MrSly(m): 1:32pm On Mar 29, 2020
mamapidgin:
Prophecy without solution
Which prophecy?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by MrSly(m): 1:15pm On Mar 29, 2020
SperoQuest:
Good afternoon dear Nairalanders, I want you all to read this raw truth about the Corona virus revealed by apostle Johnson Suleiman In his online program yesterday.

Irrespective whether you are a Christian or not.
Below are his words which I have thoroughly separated into 20 Raw facts about the Corona virus.

These are his words according to Revelation from GOD.

1)GOD Said, he gave the world to man and he don't do anything to interfere in the affairs of the world, unless man invites him in understanding in the place of prayers.

2) The Nation in question has sinned against the world, they wanted to make their own moon shine brighter than the natural moon, their Power tussle is beween a particular Nation and they want to bring that Nation on their feet.

3) Covid 19 is an experiment and now they are rejoicing because they are shaking the world and they will wait for another two years.

In 2022, something worst will happen and it will also originate from them.

4) The world leaders are coming together to have a synergy that will make all religion have a common ground and the pope is part of it.

5) AMERICA is their Target but the president is their obstacle.

6) America should not joke with the next election, because they will all want to support the opponent of the current president.

7) If the current president of America is not re elected then the world is finished.

God said we should all pray to change it.

8 ) DONALD TRUMP'S opponent is not the issue but his running mate. If the running mate wins, he will be impeached for a lady to take over to fulfill the new world order.

9)Their current agenda is to humiliate Donald Trump, they have succeeded in making him a mockery in America while they are now free from it but the prayers of the saints will reverse it and America will be healed.

10)The virus was manufactured by this people and it's not a biological weapon, it's a chemical weapon.

11)Many people contacted the virus through testing, once you go for the test, they will infect you.

The few people that are not positive, is to balance the equation to make people believe it's real.

12) The vaccine will come but the vaccine contains the actual disease.
It is loaded with signals to control human beings by sending signals from the body to their power base.
That will be the proof to show that you are safe and virus free.

13) when they tell you to take the vaccines and you refused, you will be denied a lot of things.

14) Italy was sacrifice because the pope is part of it and that is why you saw very large cases in Italy.
It was not a coincidence, it was a sacrifice.

15) The policy of not coming together so as not to contact the vurus was targeted at believers, because they know that coming together of believers of GOD, will frustrate their plan.

16) All believers must come together against the new world order to scatter the agenda of the Antichrist.

17) They are planning on a new world currency.

18)You must purify yourself because they target your body.

19) By June to August, different agenda to unify the world will begin.

20) Kuwait, Egypt, Malaysia, Singapore, Hongkong, Carbon, Thailand, Madagascar, Saudi Arabia, America (Baltimore and Maryland) needs special prayers.

We all have to purify our body and come together to pray and frustrate the plan of the new world order.

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVp0csb1g3g
All the cross over night prophies no body was able to say anything on this global calamity. Something as important as this covid 19. Now it started and people are already telling me about 2022.
Please OP meticulously change that "prophesy" to "predict" The two words are entirely different.
Politics › Re: Dele Sobowale Apologises To Goodluck Jonathan. GEJ Reacts by MrSly(m): 1:44pm On Mar 28, 2020
Officialgarri:
I prefer a government whose failure is as a result of unavoidable circumstances and world politics to a government who had all available resources to be successful, yet they looted all.
Jeep deceiving yourself. Make buhari your family president we have no business with that.
Politics › Re: Dele Sobowale Apologises To Goodluck Jonathan. GEJ Reacts by MrSly(m): 1:41pm On Mar 28, 2020
Officialgarri:
Monumental failure

If not that wailers suffer dementia, no one will object if we suggest Jonathan be whipped daily. Obasanjo and Jonathan's deeds is still what we suffer till date.
You are indeed a dementia victim.
Romance › Re: SEE PICTURE Of When I Was Gay — To Be Deleted In Few Minutes... by MrSly(m): 1:00pm On Mar 27, 2020
How people reduce self to nothing. You mean a man would bend or lie or stoop, in fact position himself for another man to climb and be digging a fellow man's anus like a Ridge in oil we'll. It's alright.
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: 'Arrest Oyedepo Now' - Northern Youths Tell Security Agencies by MrSly(m): 10:49am On Mar 26, 2020
Mishael42019:
it will never be well with you in this life or next.

With this your post go mark it on the wall. suffering, misfortune and extremely poverty shall be in your generation even to your seventh generation. You will work like elephant and eat like ant until you’re cut off from the face of the earth.

If it didn’t happen in your life in a short while I’ll resign from my calling, go and bookmark this page

God’s judgement has come upon you and your likes that are on this forum that have sworn to bring insults to the body of Christ

If I be a Man of God!
For once you have misused your calling. That man needs prayer not a curse. Who in his right mind battles against the Lord? You saw a perishing soul ans you are chasing it even farther. You are duty bound to withdraw those curses.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Presidency Restricts Villa Coverage To 13 Media Houses by MrSly(m): 8:55am On Mar 25, 2020
Politics › See Nairalander's Tweet To Ngrpresident 8 Days Ago by MrSly(op): 12:46am On Mar 25, 2020
A nairalander with username iwiiwii ost has warned President buhari against porous Nigerian boarders during this Corona virus pandemic. He warned that Corona virus may not discriminate between the ruling class and commoners. See his comment below. kiss

Could it be a prophesy?

Family › Re: How To Divorce? My Sister's Husband Is About To Kill Her. by MrSly(m): 11:05am On Mar 21, 2020
With the way you are shouting up and down I can deduce possible character of your sister. That character is able to bring out the beast in any man.
Education › Re: Teachers Sent To Prison For Shaving Pupil’s Hair by MrSly(m): 7:27pm On Mar 20, 2020
Authoreety:
They should have sent his parents a letter or even send him home instead of this, even after the letter, nothing gives them the right to cut their hair without consent of the parent
My right my right crew. The society we damage today will revenge on us tomorrow.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Africa Recorded 17 Deaths In 24 Hours – WHO by MrSly(m): 6:16pm On Mar 19, 2020
lawman88:
People need to be careful. Only God can help us.


Meanwhile, start eating this leaves.........thank me later.....
What is the name of that leaf
Politics › Re: International Conference Centre: Obiano Visits Project Site In Awka.(photos) by MrSly(m): 8:51pm On Mar 17, 2020
Citytrend:
Others are Building a world class stadium when others are Busy Building Business Centre for the rich few
It is a pity for you. Fortunately not everyone has misplaced priorities.
Politics › Re: House Orders PRESSID Stopped Due To Abscence Of Northerners On List by MrSly(m):
Wsdm:
If you have never been to the North before, ask those of your friends who have. Any student from the North who got second class can challenge any of you with first class. We dont give out degrees in the North through prostitution and cultism. Ask Jega.
The house leaders simply asked for transparency in the schorlarship scheme and you are tailking of federal character. Why are you people so boastfull of wrong doing?
You sai whaaat? You mean after securing admission with 100 out of 400 while your counterpart down south score more than 200 an yet are denied admission.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: 'Abuja Hotel Cancels Reservation Because I'm Married To Italian' by MrSly(m): 8:07pm On Mar 01, 2020
ChaoHendrix:
See where gold digging has gotten you..

shocked
Gold digging? Because she is married to an Italian? Nawao! That comment was highly unwarranted.
Politics › Re: Tanko Yakasai To Nigerians: Blame Southwest, North For Your Sufferings by MrSly(m): 2:17pm On Mar 01, 2020
jyz200:
Problem did not just Start now
It's cause by the ibos who introduced politics of hate
Killed ,mimed, and betrayed southern Nigeria
Igbos are also responsible for your dumb-ass head.
Politics › Re: Yarima: Why I Can’t Introduce Sharia In Nigeria If Elected President by MrSly(m): 7:19am On Feb 29, 2020
tsephanyah:
Clown* Because you can't be president... How can you introduce Sharia in a country of 30% Christians and 70% Muslims. And why EFCC didn't Arrest this guy
Are you okay? Where did you get that statistics from?
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie: Any Man Who Kneels Down To Propose To A Girl Is A Fool by MrSly(m): 6:06pm On Feb 21, 2020
xendra:
please apart from dick and money, what other impact does a man add to a woman's life?

asking for a friend

so many mentions yet not 1 thing, guess that's all y'all have afterall, but you want a woman to be everything including a mother, househelp, maid, prostitute, manager and nanny for you. SMH

y'all are just mentioning me to wail cheesy I'm far from bitter, but the way y'all brag on us and ask what we have to offer has made me think about it and ask you same but you are all just crying here, still nothing to add. remember you expect us to make money and take care of ourselves too, plus dick don't cost a thing, it's free and everywhere, easy to get. so what else? REALLY
Apart from dick and money what other purpose does a 'woman' live for?
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari And Patience Jonathan Handshake (Photos) by MrSly(m): 6:27pm On Jan 31, 2020
sarrki:
The truth is Gej would have shined if he aligned with the masses .

All Nigerians from across the country supported him in 2011 , we see him as one of us in the seat

He chose to favor the same people that ruined the country

Having a good heart is different from governing a controversial nation like Nigeria

So I believe things wouldn’t have been better

For Pmb I and many want a change and we see him as an alternative due to the approach and assurance he gave during electioneering campaign

But the truth is !!!

It’s a hoax
Hunger na bastart. Is this sarrki
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Tell Ganduje He Will Regret At The End Of His Tenure by MrSly(m): 1:07pm On Jan 26, 2020
Jack500:
Osibanjo for 2023.
Its dawn already wake up. It is just a dream.
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of VP Osinbajo & His Baby Mama by MrSly(m): 12:01pm On Jan 01, 2020
LordviccoDaGuru:
grin


VP Osinbajo and his wife has they step down from the plane.


Shame on wailers grin grin grin grin
This is the very identity of buharists. They are all illiterates. The OP's grammar says it all.
Politics › Re: "I Will Be Stepping Down In 2023" - President Buhari Insists by MrSly(m): 11:58am On Jan 01, 2020
BuhariAdvocate:
The best president Nigeria ever had .
By 2023 make him the president of your family. Nobody will raise an eye brow.
Politics › Re: "I Will Be Stepping Down In 2023" - President Buhari Insists by MrSly(m): 11:54am On Jan 01, 2020
Useless topic. ' President Buhari insists' lol. Who is begging him to continue? Or does he have any other option than to step down. He is not allowed by constitution to contest in 2023 as he has exhausted his two constitutionally allowed tenors.


The way these paid labourers deify this nonentity of a president baffles me. If you guys put such energy in your private business you might be the next bill gate but 30k stipend wont allow them see the bigger picture.
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by MrSly(m): 11:22am On Jan 01, 2020
funmisticqueen:
I am not a feminist so ask a feminist
Then the matter is even worse than I thought.

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